Ok, I have had too much fun laughing at this thread.
I am sorry that your system only allows for one wife instance. Obviously
you are not a mormom.
But as the true pig that my /dev/wife thinks I am (acutally it is more like
/drain$/wife). I would have
/dev/wife
/dev/exwife
/dev/gf0
/dev/gf ad nausem.
Now as the true pig, why isn't he happy that she is a lesbian. They make
the best. They like to share and share and share ......
But the problem with most wives is they demand su rights! Can't they just
be in the nobody group.
:)
-----Original Message-----
From: Peter Samuel [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2000 6:39 PM
To: Adam McKenna
Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Help with my girlfriend?
On Thu, 5 Oct 2000, Adam McKenna wrote:
> On Thu, Oct 05, 2000 at 03:19:33PM -0700, Ihnen, David wrote:
> > You know, alot of problems with the opposite sex might be easily figured
if
> > we had the log file...
> >
> > The computer doesn't say, "well, if you don't know, I'M not going to
tell
> > you!"
>
> strace /dev/gf0
A brave man giving himself options for servicing more than one gf. My
system has /dev/wife with no options for others. In fact, the driver
will actively hunt down other instances, kill -9 and remove all
associated files :)
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Regards
Peter
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