[Warning: Entirely pointless and offtopic]

On Wed, 30 Jan 2002, Chris "Winston" Litchfield wrote:

>EMACS!!!

Some of us just need a text editor, not an operating environment working
to become a full fledged OS in its' own right.  Seriously, about all EMACS
needs now to qualify as an OS is some bootcode.  It has even been argued
that some flavors of *nix are just that... boot code for EMACS.

No!  Keep It Simple!  I use joe and scream "Wordstar forever!"

Also, EMACS doesn't seem to understand me, and I must dispute the claim
that it is "Free software".  Attatched below is a log of my last attempt
to use it, my input prefixed with '>' to make things clearer.

<--->

I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

>My problem is that I can't quite seem to find the disocciated press mode.

Is it because you cannot quite seem to find the disocciated press mode
that you came to me?

>Yes.

I see...  Well, why do you say this is so?

>Because you're the built-in help.

Does it bother you that I am the built in help?

>Yes, becuase so far you're just asking questions rather than answering
>mine.

What makes you believe that?

>YOU KEEP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!

Earlier you said you cannot quite seem to find the disocciated press
mode?

>DUH.

Can you elaborate on that?

>You are definately not bright.

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

>My plan was to look up the Dissociated Press mode.

I don't understand.

>Now we come to the root of the problem!

You mentioned that I am the built in help?

>Go away.

My secretary will send you a bill.

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