I like vodka and Milk of Magnesia, it is called a Phillips Screwdriver. RTR LC --- [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > "Drink Special" > > A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks > "Bartender, got any specials today?" Bartender says, > "Yes, as a matter > of fact, we have a new > drink invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. > It's a mixture of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff > Vodka." The guy asks, > "Geeze, what the heck is that?" The Bartender says, > "Well, we call it a > 'Pabst Smir'" !!! > > .......................................... > > And now for your "TGIF Groaner Boner"... er... ah... > I mean "Groaner > Bonus"... > > ........................................... > > "HISTORY" > > Have you ever wondered where the phrase "You gotta > be shittin' me" came > from? > > Well, it just so happens to have originated through > the Father of our > Country. > > Way back, George Washington was crossing the > Delaware River with his > troops. There were 33 in Washington's boat. It was > extremely dark and > storming furiously and the water was tossing them > about. > > Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters and > stationed him at the > front of the boat with a lantern. He ordered him to > keep swinging it so > they could see where they were heading. > > Corporal Peters, through the driving rain and cold, > continued swinging > the lantern back and forth, back and forth. Then a > big gust of wind and > wave hit and threw Corporal Peters and his lantern > into the Delaware. > > Washington and his troops searched for nearly an > hour trying to find > Corporal Peters, but to no avail. All of them felt > terrible, for the > corporal had been one of their favorites. > > Sometime later, Washington and his troops landed on > the other side, wet > and totally exhausted. He rallied the troops and > told them they must go > on. > > About an hour later, one of his men said, "General, > I see lights ahead!" > They trudged towards the lights and came upon a huge > house. What they > didn't know was that this was a house of ill repute > hidden in the forest > to serve all who came. > > General Washington pounded on the door, his men > crowding around him. The > door swung open, and much to his surprise stood a > beautiful woman. A > huge smile came across her face to see so many men > standing there. > > Washington was the first to speak, "Madam, I'm > General George Washington > and these are my men. We're tired, wet, exhausted > and desperately need > warmth and comfort." > > Again, the Madam looked at all the men standing > there, and with a broad > smile on her face, said, "Well, General, you have > come to the right > place. We can surely give you warmth and comfort. > How many men do you > have?" > > Washington replied, "Well, madam, there are 32 of us > without Peters." > > And the Madam said, "You gotta be shittin me!" > > ....................................... > > I'm not sorry - If "BAMA FOOTBALL" was played year > around, you wouldn't > have to put up with this BS!! I can't > wait........ > > rtr - rtR - rTR - RTR - "ROLL TIDE ROLL" > > Cheers -VO- > > > ______________________________________________________ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics > Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your > subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
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