Barbra Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.
After a tour of a reservation they were on, she was curious as to the number of feathers in the headdresses. She asked a brave who had only one feather in his headdress. His reply was, "one feather, one squaw." She asked another brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking. This brave had four feathers in his headdress. He replied, "Four feathers, four squaws." Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of squaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. Ms. W: "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?" Chief: "Me Chief, fuck-em all, big, small, fat, tall, fuck-em all." Ms. W: "You ought to be hung!" Chief: "Damned right, me hung. Big like buffalo, long like snake." Ms. W: "You don't have to be so hostile!" Chief: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any-style, fuck-em all." Ms. W: "Oh, dear!" Chief: "No deer. Bum too high, run too fast." .......................... RTR - I know for a fact that Ms Arbins "Ass is Grass" when we *re-set their clock* at JH. (Along the way, we hone our skills on MSU & LSU!) - RollTideRoll........... On to Hawaii with a clean sweep...... Cheers -VO- ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
