"The Manager Please" A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a > > > quiet rural pub. She gestures > > > alluringly to the bartender, who comes over > > > immediately. When he arrives, > > > she seductively signals that he should bring his > > > face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins > > to gently caress his full beard. > > > "Are you the manager? > > > > > > she asks, softly stroking his face with both > > > hands. "Actually, no," the man replies. "Can you get > > > him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, > > running her hands beyond his beard and into his > > > hair. > > > "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is > > > there anything I can do?" > > > > > > "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," > > > she continues, slyly > > > popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and > > > allowing him to suck them gently. > > > What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to > > > say. > > > "Tell him," she whispers, "there isn't any toilet > > > paper or hand soap in > > > the ladies room!!
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