I will start putting them in the first line of the message. With all the scanning we do, Its an easy mistake.
Daryle wrote: > > > > Gotcha! > > I remember when I fell for one of these -- She used to not put Satire in > the subject -- and I went OFF. Man it was hilarious. Sorry to laugh at > your > expense, but ‹ she gotcha! > > On 11/8/07 3:57 PM, "Martin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > <mailto:truthseeker_013%40yahoo.com>> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > A loooooooooooooong time ago, I remember remarking that I had a > sublime gift > > for replying without reading subject lines. > > > > I'm going to eat a cookie now. > > > > Martin <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > <mailto:truthseeker_013%40yahoo.com> > <mailto:truthseeker_013%40yahoo.com> > > > wrote: Okay. Just when I thought that nothing > > could throw me... > > > > How in the name of Heisenberg can these people stand up and declare > > themselves to be part of this segment of non-society? If I ever meet > one of > > them, my first question will be, "Have you or anyone you love ever been > > waterboarded?" (And I'll have a camera on hand to capture the facial > > expression that results...) > > > > "Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor)" > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > <mailto:tdlists%40multiculturaladvantage.com> > > <mailto:tdlists%40multiculturaladvantage.com> > wrote: > > November 7, 2007 > > Waterboarders Protest Negative Media Stereotypes > > > > Angry Torturers March on Washington > > > > Furious about what they see as negative media stereotypes about > > waterboarding, a group representing the nation’s waterboarders marched > > on Washington today. > > > > The group, which calls itself the National Association of Waterboarders > > and Controlled Drowners, is the largest organization of its kind, > > representing over 20,000 of the nation’s waterboarders. > > > > Waterboarders across the country have silently seethed for the past week > > as members of the Senate Judiciary Committee grilled Attorney General > > nominee Michael Mukasey about his views on the controversial > > interrogation technique. > > > > But after several days of hearing senators repeatedly denigrate the > > practice on national television, waterboarders “have had > enough,†said > > Carol Foyler, executive director of the waterboarders’ group. > > > > “When senators use the words ‘controlled drowning,’ people > ignore the > > ‘controlled’ part and focus on the ‘drowning’ part,†Ms. > Foyler > > said. > > “As someone who spent years of training to become a licensed > > waterboarder, I’m deeply offended by this.†> > > > Braving chilly November temperatures to make their point about the > > media’s negative stereotyping of them, the angry torturers got some > > moral support when one of their most prominent advocates, Vice President > > Dick Cheney, emerged from his secure undisclosed location to address > them. > > > > The vice president received a thunderous ovation from the crowd when he > > proposed that the government earmark $1.6 billion to improve the media > > image of waterboarding and waterboarders. > > > > “There’s nothing wrong with waterboarding that a little public > relations > > makeover wouldn’t fix,†the vice president told the crowd. “For > > starters, why not call it dunking?†> > > > Elsewhere, faced with a Writers Guild strike, Paramount Pictures said it > > would produce the second “Transformers†film without a script, > “just > > like the first one.†> > > > www.borowitzreport.com > > > > > > > > > > > > "There is no reason Good can't triumph over Evil, if only angels > will get > > organized along the lines of the Mafia." -Kurt Vonnegut, "A Man > Without A > > Country" > > __________________________________________________ > > Do You Yahoo!? > > Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around > > http://mail.yahoo.com <http://mail.yahoo.com> > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > > > > > > > > "There is no reason Good can't triumph over Evil, if only angels > will get > > organized along the lines of the Mafia." -Kurt Vonnegut, "A Man > Without A > > Country" > > __________________________________________________ > > Do You Yahoo!? > > Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around > > http://mail.yahoo.com <http://mail.yahoo.com> > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > >
