Gotcha!
I remember when I fell for one of these -- She used to not put Satire in the subject -- and I went OFF. Man it was hilarious. Sorry to laugh at your expense, but she gotcha! On 11/8/07 3:57 PM, "Martin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > A loooooooooooooong time ago, I remember remarking that I had a sublime gift > for replying without reading subject lines. > > I'm going to eat a cookie now. > > Martin <[EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:truthseeker_013%40yahoo.com> > > wrote: Okay. Just when I thought that nothing > could throw me... > > How in the name of Heisenberg can these people stand up and declare > themselves to be part of this segment of non-society? If I ever meet one of > them, my first question will be, "Have you or anyone you love ever been > waterboarded?" (And I'll have a camera on hand to capture the facial > expression that results...) > > "Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor)" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > <mailto:tdlists%40multiculturaladvantage.com> > wrote: > November 7, 2007 > Waterboarders Protest Negative Media Stereotypes > > Angry Torturers March on Washington > > Furious about what they see as negative media stereotypes about > waterboarding, a group representing the nationâs waterboarders marched > on Washington today. > > The group, which calls itself the National Association of Waterboarders > and Controlled Drowners, is the largest organization of its kind, > representing over 20,000 of the nationâs waterboarders. > > Waterboarders across the country have silently seethed for the past week > as members of the Senate Judiciary Committee grilled Attorney General > nominee Michael Mukasey about his views on the controversial > interrogation technique. > > But after several days of hearing senators repeatedly denigrate the > practice on national television, waterboarders âhave had enough,â said > Carol Foyler, executive director of the waterboardersâ group. > > âWhen senators use the words âcontrolled drowning,â people ignore the > âcontrolledâ part and focus on the âdrowningâ part,â Ms. Foyler > said. > âAs someone who spent years of training to become a licensed > waterboarder, Iâm deeply offended by this.â > > Braving chilly November temperatures to make their point about the > mediaâs negative stereotyping of them, the angry torturers got some > moral support when one of their most prominent advocates, Vice President > Dick Cheney, emerged from his secure undisclosed location to address them. > > The vice president received a thunderous ovation from the crowd when he > proposed that the government earmark $1.6 billion to improve the media > image of waterboarding and waterboarders. > > âThereâs nothing wrong with waterboarding that a little public relations > makeover wouldnât fix,â the vice president told the crowd. âFor > starters, why not call it dunking?â > > Elsewhere, faced with a Writers Guild strike, Paramount Pictures said it > would produce the second âTransformersâ film without a script, âjust > like the first one.â > > www.borowitzreport.com > > > > > > "There is no reason Good can't triumph over Evil, if only angels will get > organized along the lines of the Mafia." -Kurt Vonnegut, "A Man Without A > Country" > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around > http://mail.yahoo.com > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > > "There is no reason Good can't triumph over Evil, if only angels will get > organized along the lines of the Mafia." -Kurt Vonnegut, "A Man Without A > Country" > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around > http://mail.yahoo.com > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
