[ozmidwifery] evil overlords

2005-06-01 Thread Dean Jo








This is not meant to be taken seriouslyjust a laugh-



My hubby just sent me a site that lists the 100
things I would do if I was ever an evil overlord (dont ask were
having marital troubles as it is with star wars being released!)



The basis is to list the 100 things you would or would not
do based on all the typical things evil overlords have done (and thus failed)
in the past. Things like getting all of the evil overlords soldiers to be able
to shoot straight etc.



One person has listed:



All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be
delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes,
not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.



I am not sure what movies they would be referring to with this but as
anyone could contribute to the list I wondered if there was a doctor out there
who fancies himself as an evil overlord?
Perhaps there is a few?? It
just made me laugh 



Cheers 

jo








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RE: [ozmidwifery] evil overlords

2005-06-01 Thread Tania Smallwood








That makes me laugh Jo, I might get my
Star Wars crazed husband to please explain! Apparently theres a pretty
appalling midwifery scene in the new movie, not sure if it fits the context



Tania











From: owner-ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au [mailto:owner-ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au] On Behalf Of Dean  Jo
Sent: Wednesday, 1 June 2005 4:08
PM
To: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au
Subject: [ozmidwifery] evil
overlords





This is not meant to be taken seriouslyjust a laugh-



My hubby just sent me a site that lists the 100 things I
would do if I was ever an evil overlord (dont ask were having marital
troubles as it is with star wars being released!)



The basis is to list the 100 things you would or would not
do based on all the typical things evil overlords have done (and thus failed)
in the past. Things like getting all of the evil overlords soldiers to be able
to shoot straight etc.



One person has listed:



All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be
delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes,
not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.



I am not sure what movies they would be referring to with this but as
anyone could contribute to the list I wondered if there was a doctor out there
who fancies himself as an evil overlord? Perhaps there is a few?? It just
made me laugh 



Cheers 

jo








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RE: [ozmidwifery] evil overlords

2005-06-01 Thread Ken WArd



It's 
not a midwifery scene. The heroine is pregnant. Looks anywhere from just to 
about 30/40 in the various scenes. Then she's knocked to the ground, 
unconscious. Taken to a medical centre where they have to save the baby, ( at 
this stage she's not looing too pregnant.) It appears to be a vaginal 
birth, even though it's life-threatening. And wonders of all wonders, she is 
'delivered' (only way to describe it) of twins!! 
They look to be about ten pound each, quite mature.. The 
reference to babies being abandon and raised by animals properly=y refers to 
Tarzan, and Romulus and Ramus (sic).

  -Original Message-From: 
  [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Tania 
  SmallwoodSent: Wednesday, 1 June 2005 5:05 PMTo: 
  ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.auSubject: RE: [ozmidwifery] evil 
  overlords
  
  That makes me laugh 
  Jo, I might get my Star Wars crazed husband to please explain! 
  Apparently theres a pretty appalling midwifery scene in the new movie, not 
  sure if it fits the context
  
  Tania
  
  
  
  
  
  From: 
  owner-ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au 
  [mailto:owner-ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au] On Behalf Of Dean  JoSent: Wednesday, 1 June 2005 4:08 
  PMTo: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.auSubject: [ozmidwifery] evil 
  overlords
  
  This is not meant to be taken 
  seriouslyjust a laugh-
  
  My hubby just sent me a site that 
  lists the 100 things I would do if I was ever an evil overlord (dont ask 
  were having marital troubles as it is with star wars being 
  released!)
  
  The basis is to list the 100 
  things you would or would not do based on all the typical things evil 
  overlords have done (and thus failed) in the past. Things like getting all of 
  the evil overlords soldiers to be able to shoot straight 
  etc.
  
  One person has 
  listed:
  
  All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies 
  will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in 
  foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the 
  wild.
  
  I am not sure what movies they would be referring to 
  with this but as anyone could contribute to the list I wondered if there was a 
  doctor out there who fancies himself as an evil overlord? Perhaps there 
  is a few?? It just made me laugh 
  
  
  Cheers 
  
  jo
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Re: [ozmidwifery] evil overlords

2005-06-01 Thread Julie Garratt



Did any one notice that the Star Wars "Midwife" had 
scoops for hands??? what was all that about? 
- Original Message - 

  From: 
  Ken 
  WArd 
  To: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au 
  
  Sent: Wednesday, June 01, 2005 5:42 
  PM
  Subject: RE: [ozmidwifery] evil 
  overlords
  
  It's 
  not a midwifery scene. The heroine is pregnant. Looks anywhere from just to 
  about 30/40 in the various scenes. Then she's knocked to the 
  ground, unconscious. Taken to a medical centre where they have to save the 
  baby, ( at this stage she's not looing too pregnant.) It appears to be a 
  vaginal birth, even though it's life-threatening. And wonders of all wonders, 
  she is 'delivered' (only way to describe it) of 
  twins!! They look to be about ten pound each, quite 
  mature.. The reference to babies being abandon and raised by 
  animals properly=y refers to Tarzan, and Romulus and Ramus 
  (sic).
  
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[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Tania 
SmallwoodSent: Wednesday, 1 June 2005 5:05 PMTo: 
ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.auSubject: RE: [ozmidwifery] evil 
overlords

That makes me laugh 
Jo, I might get my Star Wars crazed husband to “please explain””! 
Apparently there’s a pretty appalling midwifery scene in the new movie, not 
sure if it fits the context…

Tania





From: 
owner-ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au 
[mailto:owner-ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au] On Behalf Of Dean  JoSent: Wednesday, 1 June 2005 4:08 
PMTo: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.auSubject: [ozmidwifery] evil 
overlords

This is not meant to be taken 
seriously…just a laugh-

My hubby just sent me a site 
that lists “the 100 things I would do if I was ever an evil overlord” (don’t 
ask –were having marital troubles as it is with star wars being 
released!)

The basis is to list the 100 
things you would or would not do based on all the typical things evil 
overlords have done (and thus failed) in the past. Things like getting all 
of the evil overlords soldiers to be able to shoot straight 
etc.

One person has 
listed:

All midwives will be banned from the realm. All 
babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed 
in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the 
wild.

I am not sure what movies they would be referring to 
with this but as anyone could contribute to the list I wondered if there was 
a doctor out there who fancies himself as an evil overlord? Perhaps 
there is a few?? It just made me laugh… 


Cheers 

jo
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[ozmidwifery] icm program

2005-06-01 Thread Marilyn Kleidon



Just thought i'd let you all know that 2 of the 
founders of Seattle Midwifery School are presenting at the ICM on Monday 25th 
July:Suzy Myers as below and Joanne 
Myers-Cieko as per the conference (I'll send another email). 
marilyn


From Lay to Licensed: A Tale of Two Midwives 

Practicing in Seattle, 
Washington and 
Vancouver, 
B.C.

Suzy Myers, L.M., C.P.M., M.P.H. and 
Lee Saxell, R.M., M.A.


Using our own experiences over the past twenty-five 
years, this presentation will illustrate the parallel development of 
direct-entry midwifery in British Columbia, and Washington State, neighboring jurisdictions on either side of the 
Canadian – U.S. border.

The authors first met in 1982. Both were practicing home birth midwives 
and activists in the effort to advance the development of professional midwifery 
in their respective jurisdictions. 
At that time Washington State had a licensing law enabling direct-entry midwives 
legal status and a fledgling midwifery school co-founded by one of the 
authors. 
British 
Columbia had no 
legal status for midwives, but a dedicated and savvy group of midwives had 
organized a professional association, the Midwives Association of British 
Columbia, with a goal to secure legalization. Subsequently, the 
Washington midwives helped the 
British 
Columbia 
midwives organize a midwifery education program, and the 
British 
Columbia 
midwives helped the Washington midwives launch their professional association. An 
alliance was forged.

Today, B.C. is one of 5 
Canadian provinces that have legalized midwifery and integrated registered 
midwives into the provincial health care system, which includes salary, access 
to hospital practice, consultation and education programs. Across the border, 
Washington midwives continue to 
practice legally, but face many challenges. This paper will contrast our histories, 
victories, struggles, and realities in today’s complex health care environment 
in North 
America.



Word count: 
245

  - Original Message - 
  From: 
  Kirsten 
  Lerstrøm 
  To: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au 
  
  Sent: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 6:59 AM
  Subject: RE: [ozmidwifery] 
  MidResearch
  
  Hi 
  Denise
  Quite a lot of research has been done, but it is extremely difficult to 
  deciffer, which is good enough to be referenced - exactly what was the study 
  purpose (corresponding to the conclusion?), treatment of data, analyzing 
  comparable issues etc. Go to the Cochrane Library and check some of the 
  abstracts listed there and also check eventual comments from other 
  sources.
  
  One 
  of the most famous and wellknown studies in this matter are Eksmyr's three 
  studies during the 1980's - first one in order to provide documentation on the 
  improvement of outcomes, when organizing all births at a central large unit - 
  he didn't find the documentation, so the sencond study was launched, this time 
  including a larger and transnational field - Sweden and Finland, again 
  it couldn't be proved that a large centralised hospital setting was better 
  than smal cliniques, so a Scandinavian study was launched - same conclusion as 
  before. Unfortunately these studies are not accesible via 
  Cochrane.
  
  


  Eksmyr 1986

   
  Eksmyr R. Two geographically defined populations with different 
organization of medical care - Cause-specific analysis of early neonatal 
deaths. Acta Pediatrica Scandinavia 1986;75:10-16.

 Links 

  
Then i 1997 Ole Olsen and 
MD Jewel did a meta study on home vs hospitals births - 
http://www.mrw.interscience.wiley.com/cochrane/clsysrev/articles/CD000352/frame.html
Look at the comments, as most studies compare mortality, which 
really isn't the most intersting perspective in this matter (very few 
deaths) but rather a question of interventions and the women's percieved 
quality of care.
  
  On 
  Cochrane today I found this project description to be published next year, 
  unfortunately, but includes contact details if that will be a 
  help:
  
  http://www.mrw.interscience.wiley.com/cochrane/clsysrev/articles/CD004667/frame.html
  
  [Protocol]Midwifery-led versus other models of care delivery 
  for childbearing women 
  MHatem, EDHodnett, DDevane, 
  WDFraser, JSandall, HSoltani
  
  Note in the background section of this 
  protocol, the authors state:
  
  Available experimental studies suggest some benefit 
  for women intending to give birth within midwifery-led models of care compared 
  with similar risk women who intend giving birth within traditional or other 
  models of care (Hodnett 2003). Lower rates of intrapartum analgesia and 
  augmentation of labour and increased mobility during labour have been reported 
  (Hodnett 2003). In addition, non-experimental evidence suggests 
  rates of spontaneous vaginal deliveries are higher, rates of caesarean 
  section, episiotomy 

[ozmidwifery] icm part 2

2005-06-01 Thread Marilyn Kleidon



Ok so this is the abstract for Jo Anne 
Myers-Cieko's presentation on Monday 25th July. marilyn:


This 
is the story of a midwife whose career began with the unlawful and highly 
political act of attending home births in when the state did not recognize 
midwives. And of a mother who 
had her first baby at home in 1976 with this midwife and her extraordinary 
colleagues. With a vision for 
radically transforming maternity care by making midwifery care available to all 
childbearing women, these two women joined forces with other midwifery activists 
to establish an independent midwifery school, lobby for new laws, create state 
and national professional associations, launch midwife-owned birth centers, and 
organize consumer advocates. Nearly 
thirty years later, they recall their trials and tribulations, share funny 
stories and joyful moments and reveal their hopes and fears as they contemplate 
the future of midwifery and childbirth in America. 




Re: [ozmidwifery] MidResearch

2005-06-01 Thread Ceri Katrina
On the topic of research, does anyone have any evidence on why we take 
BP on the right arm antenatally??  And any other guidelines or evidence 
on 'how' to take the BP???


thanks

Katrina

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Re: [ozmidwifery] DEM's

2005-06-01 Thread priddis6
Thanks Cas. Great to hear  : ) Anyone know of any others in QLD so far?

Holly


 carole [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: 
 In Qld at Caboolture Hosp we currently have one overseas trained DEM. 
 
Started earlier this year to fulfill endorsement requirements (not sure 
 
why/what they were,maybe as she has only just completed her DEM in 
 
europe), anyway, she's fitted in great and is a part of our team. Have 
 
fun. Cas 
 

 
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[ozmidwifery] Midwifery Bulletin June 2005

2005-06-01 Thread Denise Hynd
Thought all would be interested to follow the effective proactive business 
of the ACMI these days


I hope this will inspire the midwives on ozmid who are not members to join 
ACMI


Denise Hynd

Let us support one another, not just in philosophy but in action, for the 
sake of freedom for all women to choose exactly how and by whom, if by 
anyone, our bodies will be handled.


- Linda Hes

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From: ACMI [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, June 02, 2005 7:58 AM
Subject: Midwifery Bulletin June 2005





AUSTRALIAN  COLLEGE  OF  MIDWIVES

Midwifery Bulletin

1 June 2005

Only 8 more weeks to go till the

International Confederation of Midwives Congress

'Midwifery: Pathways to Healthy Nations'

Brisbane, Qld   24-28 July 2005.

The Brisbane Congress is shaping up to be in a strong position to meet and
exceed expectations for ICM Congresses.  The conference program
http://www.midwives2005.com/program.shtml  has a rich diversity of
speakers from a host of countries around the world, as well as a jam 
packed
agenda of social events and entertainment!   And this will all take place 
on

the riverside in the beautiful weather of Brisbane in July.

Don't miss out on this exciting opportunity to join with thousands of 
other

midwives from around the world in celebrating midwifery, sharing knowledge
and experiences, meeting old friends from across the oceans, and making 
new

ones.

REGISTER ON-LINE TODAY!  To register go to  http://www.icm-congress.com
www.icm-congress.com

College on the front foot defending midwives from AMA attack in Qld

Last Friday 27 May 2005, AMAQ President Dr David Malloy issued a press
http://www.amaq.com.au/index.php?action=viewview=2913pid=1450  release
attacking the care provided by midwives working in the birth centre of the
Royal Brisbane Women's hospital.  State President Dr Jenny Gamble and her
colleagues from the Queensland Branch of the College of Midwives 
immediately

mounted a public campaign to defend the professionalism of the midwives
involved and highlight that the AMA's claims were baseless.

Along with consumer groups, the College organised a public rally at short
notice on Saturday that attracted strong community support, as well as
support from the QNU.  The College's response to the AMA's attack received
good media coverage in the Courier Mail on Saturday
http://www.thecouriermail.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,15434495%255
E1702,00.html  and Sunday
http://www.thesundaymail.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,15437523%255E
2765,00.html , as well as on Queensland television news from all stations
on Saturday night and local ABC Radio.  A number of newspapers in other
states and nationally also picked up the story over the weekend.

On Monday, the pressure on the AMA to withdraw its remarks continued with 
a

http://www.couriermail.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,15445710%255E31
02,00.html  Courier Mail article citing the College's concerns that Dr
Malloy may have breached patient confidentiality provisions in publicising
the care of an individual woman who gave birth in the birth centre last
week.  Health Minister Gordon Nuttal also made supportive comments about 
the

care provided by the midwives.  That afternoon, the AMA gave a partial
apology (to women but not to midwives) for describing the birth centre as
'the killing fields' in another press
http://www.amaq.com.au/index.php?action=viewview=2938pid=1450
conference.

This episode has highlighted the ongoing problem of lack of respect from
some individuals in the medical profession in Queensland for the expertise
and professionalism of midwives and for the choices that women make in
electing to receive one-to-one midwifery care.  Notwithstanding the AMA's
back down under pressure, the College is taking its concerns about this
incident to senior figures in Queensland Health.  The College is 
continuing

to lobby for full implementation of the recommendations
http://www.maternityservicesreviewqld.net.au/whatsnew.htm  of the review
undertaken by Dr Cherrell Hirst on the future of maternity services in
Queensland.

Council of Safety  Quality to fund midwifery project



In April 2005, the College developed a proposal for the Australian Council
of Safety and Quality in Health Care (ACSQHC) for the development of a
national program of Midwifery Practice Review.  The ACSQHC was established
in 2000 by Australian Health Ministers to lead national efforts to improve
the safety and quality of health care provision in Australia (see
www.safetyandquality.org http://www.safetyandquality.org/ )



Called 'Enhancing the Safety and Quality of Midwifery Care', the main
objective of the College's proposal is to develop a supportive mechanism 
for
interested midwives to participate in a peer review process that 
encourages

reflective practice and continuous improvement.



The College is pleased to advise that we recently learned that the Council
has approved funding 

RE: [ozmidwifery] evil overlords

2005-06-01 Thread Dean Jo








Why it is funny?? Not surethen again I hated Seinfeld
but according to most of the world population it was hilariouscouldnt
stand one second of it myself, utter crapperhaps that is why this world
is so wonderful people having differences of opinion. Not everyone has their funny bone
in their armnot everyone has a funny bone.



(Boy this list is touchy these days. It seems the more progressive we are in
jointly gaining more autonomy and respect for midwives the more divided and antsy
people are becoming. I sometimes
wonder why I really care and why I dedicate so much of my spare time to a cause
that contains such internal hostility. Ah that is right, because I am not a
midwife-and have no ambition to be one- and I have no professional bias, but I
have been a birthing woman who has suffered at the hands of our current system)



Jo



-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
Behalf Of Andrea Quanchi
Sent: Wednesday, June 01, 2005
4:54 PM
To: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au
Subject: Re: [ozmidwifery] evil
overlords



I dont get why you think this is funny. 

Unless you didnt mean laugh as in funny?

Andrea Quanchi


On 01/06/2005, at 4:37 PM, Dean  Jo wrote:

This is not
meant to be taken seriouslyjust a laugh-

My
hubby just sent me a site that lists the 100 things I would do if I was
ever an evil overlord (dont ask were having marital
troubles as it is with star wars being released!)

The
basis is to list the 100 things you would or would not do based on all the
typical things evil overlords have done (and thus failed) in the past. Things
like getting all of the evil overlords soldiers to be able to shoot straight
etc.

One
person has listed:

All
midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at
state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned
in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

I
am not sure what movies they would be referring to with this but as anyone
could contribute to the list I wondered if there was a doctor out there who
fancies himself as an evil overlord? Perhaps there is a few?? It
just made me laugh


Cheers
jo


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RE: [ozmidwifery] evil overlords

2005-06-01 Thread Dean Jo








Oh yeah.did you miss the very first line
in my email? The one that says dont take this seriously.



Did anyone hear the one about the koala
that fell out of the tree? 



-Original Message-
From:
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[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
Behalf Of Andrea Quanchi
Sent: Wednesday, June 01, 2005 4:54
PM
To: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au
Subject: Re: [ozmidwifery] evil
overlords



I dont get why you think this is funny. 

Unless you didnt mean laugh as in funny?

Andrea Quanchi


On 01/06/2005, at 4:37 PM, Dean  Jo wrote:

This is not
meant to be taken seriouslyjust a laugh-

My
hubby just sent me a site that lists the 100 things I would do if I was ever
an evil overlord (dont ask were having marital troubles as it is with star
wars being released!)

The
basis is to list the 100 things you would or would not do based on all the
typical things evil overlords have done (and thus failed) in the past. Things
like getting all of the evil overlords soldiers to be able to shoot straight
etc.

One
person has listed:

All
midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at
state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned
in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

I
am not sure what movies they would be referring to with this but as anyone
could contribute to the list I wondered if there was a doctor out there who
fancies himself as an evil overlord? Perhaps there is a few?? It
just made me laugh


Cheers
jo


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RE: [ozmidwifery] evil overlords

2005-06-01 Thread Mary Murphy








I have been watching this theme with
concern. As a late entry midwife after the birth of 4 children on 2 continents
and a homebirth midwife of 22 yrs, I have been through nearly all of the phases
on the journey to.I have noticed that in our initial passionate motivation,
we are VERY touchy. About EVERYTHING. We want so much for things to be good
for birthing women. We want to protect them, to rescue them in as many ways as
possible. Sadly, we are up against so many obstacles that we get frustrated
and like all minority groups, we turn that frustration inwards on our fellow travelers
and colleagues. It is also typical of the dynamics of women, as we too are an
oppressed group. So, let us try and recognize what we are doing , expand our consciousness
further and not be so sensitive about the little things that divide us.
Notice the good things. And yes,oOur sense of humour is very diverse. I agree
that Seinfield isnt funny. Cheers, Mary M













From:
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
Behalf Of Dean  Jo
Sent: Wednesday, 1 June 2005 7:25
PM
To: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au
Subject: RE: [ozmidwifery] evil
overlords





Why it is funny?? Not surethen again I
hated Seinfeld but according to most of the world population it was
hilariouscouldnt stand one second of it myself, utter crapperhaps that is
why this world is so wonderful people having differences of opinion. Not
everyone has their funny bone in their armnot everyone has a funny bone.



(Boy this list is touchy these days. It
seems the more progressive we are in jointly gaining more autonomy and respect
for midwives the more divided and antsy people are becoming. I sometimes
wonder why I really care and why I dedicate so much of my spare time to a cause
that contains such internal hostility. Ah that is right, because I am not a
midwife-and have no ambition to be one- and I have no professional bias, but I
have been a birthing woman who has suffered at the hands of our current system)



Jo



-Original Message-
From:
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
Behalf Of Andrea Quanchi
Sent: Wednesday, June 01, 2005
4:54 PM
To: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au
Subject: Re: [ozmidwifery] evil
overlords



I dont get why you think this is funny. 

Unless you didnt mean laugh as in funny?

Andrea Quanchi


On 01/06/2005, at 4:37 PM, Dean  Jo wrote:

This
is not meant to be taken seriouslyjust a laugh-

My
hubby just sent me a site that lists the 100 things I would do if I was ever
an evil overlord (dont ask were having marital troubles as it is with star
wars being released!)

The
basis is to list the 100 things you would or would not do based on all the
typical things evil overlords have done (and thus failed) in the past. Things
like getting all of the evil overlords soldiers to be able to shoot straight
etc.

One
person has listed:

All
midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at
state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned
in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

I
am not sure what movies they would be referring to with this but as anyone
could contribute to the list I wondered if there was a doctor out there who
fancies himself as an evil overlord? Perhaps there is a few?? It
just made me laugh


Cheers
jo


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RE: [ozmidwifery] evil overlords

2005-06-01 Thread Dean Jo








I was going to change the email subject header
but it seems to have manifested into a more relevant title anyway!



The reason I posted
the original email was to make light of the thing that, if we are not careful,
WILL sink us. If we cant laugh in adversary then how
are we ever going to get anywhere.
As I said, not everyone finds the same thing funny, but there is no need
to highlight it. I would have
dedicated more of my time lobbying against any American comedy wasting space on
our television!! 



In recent times there has been
conversations (many of which I have been apart of unfortunately) that have
resulted in the entirely wrong ideas being focused on. Recently I had a chance to get many
signatures for the midwifery indemnity insurance petition but there were many
who would not sign it because the word Practioner was included. Seriously, the people reading the
petition probably didnt even know what a darn midwife was let alone the
issues of whether or not they call themselves Practioner or not. The point was to support
the need for indemnity insurance to be available to midwives.



I implore for those who dont like
what they read to just delete it, ignore it or perhaps send a note to the
person who wrote it  if you have actual reasons for objecting to the
post. The power that the medical
fraternity has is unity in the general belief that birth is dangerous and women
should be saved from it. The reality
is that members of the medical fraternity would firmly believe that cs is the
only way, but others would feel that birthing in hospital under supervision is
acceptablebut do we hear them arguing in a public forum about it?
NO. Nit picking and too much focus
on detail can destroy the entire thing.



I am going to drop this now  thank goodness
says everyone).but please everyone, lets try this unity thing for a change
huh?







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From:
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[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
Behalf Of Mary Murphy
Sent: Thursday, June 02, 2005 9:35
AM
To: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au
Subject: RE: [ozmidwifery] evil
overlords



I have been watching this
theme with concern. As a late entry midwife after the birth of 4 children
on 2 continents and a homebirth midwife of 22 yrs, I have been through nearly
all of the phases on the journey to.I have noticed that in our
initial passionate motivation, we are VERY touchy. About
EVERYTHING. We want so much for things to be good for birthing
women. We want to protect them, to rescue them in as many ways as
possible. Sadly, we are up against so many obstacles that we get
frustrated and like all minority groups, we turn that frustration inwards on
our fellow travelers and colleagues. It is also typical of the dynamics
of women, as we too are an oppressed group. So, let us try and recognize
what we are doing , expand our consciousness further and not be so
sensitive about the little things that divide us. Notice the good
things. And yes,oOur sense of humour is very diverse. I agree that
Seinfield isnt funny. Cheers, Mary M













From:
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On Behalf Of Dean  Jo
Sent: Wednesday, 1 June 2005 7:25
PM
To: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au
Subject: RE: [ozmidwifery] evil
overlords





Why it is funny??
Not surethen again I hated Seinfeld but according to most of the world
population it was hilariouscouldnt stand one second of it myself,
utter crapperhaps that is why this world is so wonderful people
having differences of opinion. Not everyone has their funny bone in
their armnot everyone has a funny bone.



(Boy this list is touchy
these days. It seems the more progressive we are in jointly gaining more
autonomy and respect for midwives the more divided and antsy people are
becoming. I sometimes wonder why I really care and why I dedicate so much
of my spare time to a cause that contains such internal hostility. Ah
that is right, because I am not a midwife-and have no ambition to be one- and I
have no professional bias, but I have been a birthing woman who has suffered at
the hands of our current system)



Jo



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overlords



I dont get why you think this is funny. 

Unless you didnt mean laugh as in funny?

Andrea Quanchi


On 01/06/2005, at 4:37 PM, Dean  Jo wrote:

This is not
meant to be taken seriouslyjust a laugh-

My
hubby just sent me a site that lists the 100 things I would do if I was
ever an evil overlord (dont ask were having marital
troubles as it is with star wars being released!)

The
basis is to list the 100 things you would or would not do based on all the
typical things evil overlords have done (and thus failed) in the past. Things
like getting all of the evil overlords soldiers to be able to shoot straight
etc.

One
person has listed:

All
midwives will be banned from the 

Re: [ozmidwifery] RE Twins

2005-06-01 Thread Lindsay Yvette


Thanks for your reply Lieve.  What state are you in?

I'm certainly not keen to let them induce if I get to 38 weeks.  They say 
there is no way of telling the condition of the placenta, and that there's 
evidence or studies to show significant increase in worse outcomes after 38 
weeks or something like that, but I don't know yet what studies/evidence 
they're relying on re this.  I will be asking for details as soon as they 
let me see someone.


I see with the second one you described there was 1/2 hour between babies 
for monochorionic diamniotic twins.  I'm not convinced about the 10 minute 
thing either, and they'll have to give me details of what evidence they're 
relying on if they want me to consider this seriously as well.


I'm starting to think I should place the onus more on them to prove to me 
why I should adhere to their recommendations rather than the other way 
around.  If they can let me see the info myself I can consider it, but I 
don't think I should just take their word for it.


I met another pregnant mum yesterday, same type of twins as me and in a 
public hospital in Melbourne too.  She's having the same issues as me.  She 
doesn't want an epidural and has been told she has to have one.  She waits 
up to 2 hours for a rushed 10 minute appointment with an Ob, then doesn't 
get to ask any questions.  We'll be staying in touch; she's due a few weeks 
before me.


Yvette
(pg with monochorionic diamniotic twins due 5th Sept).




Hello Yvette,

I just want to tell you my excperience. I accompagned two twin births
this year in the hospital. We have there very good supporting obs, that
are very confident with breech and twin births.
Lieve


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Re: [ozmidwifery] RE Twins

2005-06-01 Thread Justine Caines
 They say 
 there is no way of telling the condition of the placenta,

Hello Midwives out there

Is the above true??

Is it specific to twins?  I thought an ultrasound could certainly show the
condition of the placenta

JC


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Re: [ozmidwifery] RE Twins/placenta

2005-06-01 Thread jesse/jayne
And, can the condition of twins placenta/s be expected to deteriorate
earlier than a singleton's??

Jayne


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  They say
  there is no way of telling the condition of the placenta,

 Hello Midwives out there

 Is the above true??

 Is it specific to twins?  I thought an ultrasound could certainly show the
 condition of the placenta

 JC


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Re: [ozmidwifery] DEM's

2005-06-01 Thread Michelle Windsor
Yes we have a New Zealand DEM working both in the Birth Centre and the hospital at Mackay (Qld). Have also heard there is a DEM in a Level 3 position in Townsville.

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RE: [ozmidwifery] RE Twins

2005-06-01 Thread Lieve Huybrechts
Hello Yvette,

I live in Belgium, Europe.

The best way to interprete the condition of your placenta are the signs
your twins and your body will give you. Feel for changes in the
movements. When the baby's feel like in a playgarden there is nothing
wrong with your placenta. When the baby's become quiet then you have to
be alert. It is a myth that baby's stop moving so much at the end of the
pregnancy. So feel what they tell you and feel also your body for signs
of fear of tension.
Also your body will tell you if something is going wrong. When the
placenta's condition is not so well, your bloodpression will rise and
your will have swollen feet and hands. Also other signs of unwellness
are important. But even then you have to consider the risks of inducion
against waiting and respect the signs by giving your body the rest and
relaxation it needs.
Organise already the last weeks help in your housekeeping and make your
life as pleasant as you can. Read those books you ever wanted to read,
go for small walks and enjoy your life.

I will not answer mails now till Tuesday. I am leaving for Finland in an
hour.

Greetings
Lieve

-Oorspronkelijk bericht-
Van: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Namens Lindsay  Yvette
Verzonden: donderdag 2 juni 2005 2:55
Aan: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au
Onderwerp: Re: [ozmidwifery] RE Twins



Thanks for your reply Lieve.  What state are you in?

I'm certainly not keen to let them induce if I get to 38 weeks.  They
say 
there is no way of telling the condition of the placenta, and that
there's 
evidence or studies to show significant increase in worse outcomes after
38 
weeks or something like that, but I don't know yet what studies/evidence

they're relying on re this.  I will be asking for details as soon as
they 
let me see someone.

I see with the second one you described there was 1/2 hour between
babies 
for monochorionic diamniotic twins.  I'm not convinced about the 10
minute 
thing either, and they'll have to give me details of what evidence
they're 
relying on if they want me to consider this seriously as well.

I'm starting to think I should place the onus more on them to prove to
me 
why I should adhere to their recommendations rather than the other way

around.  If they can let me see the info myself I can consider it, but I

don't think I should just take their word for it.

I met another pregnant mum yesterday, same type of twins as me and in a 
public hospital in Melbourne too.  She's having the same issues as me.
She 
doesn't want an epidural and has been told she has to have one.  She
waits 
up to 2 hours for a rushed 10 minute appointment with an Ob, then
doesn't 
get to ask any questions.  We'll be staying in touch; she's due a few
weeks 
before me.

Yvette
(pg with monochorionic diamniotic twins due 5th Sept).



 Hello Yvette,

 I just want to tell you my excperience. I accompagned two twin births 
 this year in the hospital. We have there very good supporting obs, 
 that are very confident with breech and twin births. Lieve

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RE: [ozmidwifery] RE Twins

2005-06-01 Thread Lindsay Kennedy
There is a study currently being done to assess induction/caesarean section
at 38 weeks for twins.  Apparently there is suggestions of deterioration in
outcomes after that.  Having said that I had twins at 40 weeks (by induction
in the end) and they were 30 minutes apart with no apparent problems.
Lindsay

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To: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au
Subject: RE: [ozmidwifery] RE Twins

Hello Yvette,

I live in Belgium, Europe.

The best way to interprete the condition of your placenta are the signs
your twins and your body will give you. Feel for changes in the
movements. When the baby's feel like in a playgarden there is nothing
wrong with your placenta. When the baby's become quiet then you have to
be alert. It is a myth that baby's stop moving so much at the end of the
pregnancy. So feel what they tell you and feel also your body for signs
of fear of tension.
Also your body will tell you if something is going wrong. When the
placenta's condition is not so well, your bloodpression will rise and
your will have swollen feet and hands. Also other signs of unwellness
are important. But even then you have to consider the risks of inducion
against waiting and respect the signs by giving your body the rest and
relaxation it needs.
Organise already the last weeks help in your housekeeping and make your
life as pleasant as you can. Read those books you ever wanted to read,
go for small walks and enjoy your life.

I will not answer mails now till Tuesday. I am leaving for Finland in an
hour.

Greetings
Lieve

-Oorspronkelijk bericht-
Van: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Namens Lindsay  Yvette
Verzonden: donderdag 2 juni 2005 2:55
Aan: ozmidwifery@acegraphics.com.au
Onderwerp: Re: [ozmidwifery] RE Twins



Thanks for your reply Lieve.  What state are you in?

I'm certainly not keen to let them induce if I get to 38 weeks.  They
say 
there is no way of telling the condition of the placenta, and that
there's 
evidence or studies to show significant increase in worse outcomes after
38 
weeks or something like that, but I don't know yet what studies/evidence

they're relying on re this.  I will be asking for details as soon as
they 
let me see someone.

I see with the second one you described there was 1/2 hour between
babies 
for monochorionic diamniotic twins.  I'm not convinced about the 10
minute 
thing either, and they'll have to give me details of what evidence
they're 
relying on if they want me to consider this seriously as well.

I'm starting to think I should place the onus more on them to prove to
me 
why I should adhere to their recommendations rather than the other way

around.  If they can let me see the info myself I can consider it, but I

don't think I should just take their word for it.

I met another pregnant mum yesterday, same type of twins as me and in a 
public hospital in Melbourne too.  She's having the same issues as me.
She 
doesn't want an epidural and has been told she has to have one.  She
waits 
up to 2 hours for a rushed 10 minute appointment with an Ob, then
doesn't 
get to ask any questions.  We'll be staying in touch; she's due a few
weeks 
before me.

Yvette
(pg with monochorionic diamniotic twins due 5th Sept).



 Hello Yvette,

 I just want to tell you my excperience. I accompagned two twin births 
 this year in the hospital. We have there very good supporting obs, 
 that are very confident with breech and twin births. Lieve

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