RE: (313) Help Matthew Herbert

2005-11-18 Thread Robert Taylor
I can't remember what it was for as he has already recorded an 'apple track' 
for Plat Du Jour and this is what is on the track as mentioned on the Plat Du 
Jour Site:
AN APPLE A DAY... 
the sounds of around 3255 people eating an apple.
65 individual people eating an apple on apple day 2004
crunchers at sonar festival, barcelona, babylon, istanbul for two nights, in 
montreal, the pompidou centre in paris, and in london at the queen elizabeth 
hall.
all apples were local varieties, in season ( apart from montreal where they 
were from cold storage) and organic.

the uk has over 2000 varieties of apple, but supermarkets prefer to import 
theirs from america, south africa and new zealand.
 
 http://www.platdujour.co.uk/

-Original Message-
From: /0 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 17 November 2005 18:50
To: Robert Taylor
Cc: Anya K Stang; 313
Subject: RE: (313) Help Matthew Herbert


I certainly hope he uses more than just these sounds, it would suck to make a 
track limited to ~8k of midrange freq

-Joe

 Robert Taylor [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: 
 He recorded us crunching apples at his last show - nice apples too!
 
 -Original Message-
 From: Anya K Stang [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: 16 November 2005 20:09
 To: 313
 Subject: Re: (313) Help Matthew Herbert
 
 
 Didn't he do something similar for Bodily Functions?
 I seem to remember that Jeff was credited for slapping his thigh I  
 believe...
 
 On 16 Nov 2005, at 10:00, Robert Taylor wrote:
 
  Excellent - I'm going to have some fun with this
 
  -Original Message-
  From: Tosh Cooey [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: 16 November 2005 01:07
  To: 313@hyperreal.org; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: (313) Help Matthew Herbert
 
 
  Here's a press release I just got about the new Herbert album:
 
 
  Dear All,
 
  You are about to be given the opportunity for assisting Matthew  
  Herbert with his
  latest album – due for release next year. You are also about to  
  being the
  opportunity to feature on it!
 
  Below, enclosed are the instructions. Follow carefully and then  
  call the number
  to leave Matthew his message.
 
 
  DEADLINE: 29.11.05
 
 
  All the Best and Good Luck
 
 
  !K7 Records
 
 
  Matthew Herbert and his Answering Machine:
 
 
  Matthew Herbert; renowned Jazz Musician, electro-acoustic legend,  
  big band
  conductor, 90’s house warrior, soundtrack scorer extraordinaire,  
  author of the
  highly influential ‘Personal Contract for the Composition of  
  Music’, speaker for
  the anti-globalisation movement and the man responsible for the  
  highly popular
  ‘Bodily Functions’ and ‘Plat du Jour’ albums is at it again…..
 
  Matthew has a new album in the pipeline. Similar to his previous  
  offerings
  Matthew does not intend to steer away from his dominating, God-like  
  use of the
  sampler, and the rule to which his music is created; ‘the use of  
  sounds that
  already exist is not allowed’. A rule, which has lead to his music  
  being created
  through the sounds of food preparation and household appliances,  
  for example,
  instead of the monotonous, processed, synthetic beats of standard  
  drum machines.
  Thus manifesting itself into an entirely original amalgamation of  
  music and
  sounds. His latest release, the critically acclaimed, ‘Plat du  
  Jour’ was created
  over a period of 18 months, and consisted of 30,000 chickens, 3,255  
  people
  biting on an apple, and a cheiftan mk 10 battle tank – to list just  
  a few of the
  ingredients making up this epic release.
 
  So what has Matthew in store for us now….? To be honest I don’t  
  think anyone
  will know until his new record is released, but for one of the up  
  and coming
  tracks on this yet, untitled album, he requires your assistance.  
  Yes. You!
 
  At the !K7 office we have installed a separate phone line, the  
  ‘Herbert
  Hotline’, if you will. Unfortunately there’s no-one at the other  
  end to pick it
  up, just an answering machine. Your task, should you choose to  
  accept it, is to
  call this number and leave a message consisting of a single sound.  
  It could be
  organic, vocal, mechanical, natural – even bodily. Remember you’re  
  dealing with
  a man who has created music from the recording of coffee cups and  
  sewer systems,
  so the more original the better. These sounds will be collected on  
  the answering
  machine and past on to the grand, musical conductor himself, who  
  will fuse the
  sounds together to create a grand musical cacophony that only he  
  knows will
  sound like.
 
  To add extra intrigue to this task you must under no circumstances  
  state, or
  give any indication as to what the sound is. Should you believe  
  that your
  contribution is worthy enough of credit and acknowledgement then  
  you should
  email us ([EMAIL PROTECTED]), and your musical contribution will be duly  
  noted.
 
  So go on, give the ‘Herbert Hotline’ a ring…..
 
  +49 (0) 32 22 1918 394

RE: (313) Help Matthew Herbert

2005-11-18 Thread Tristan Watkins
I think he's a bit of an apple freak. There's a track on one of the Doctor 
Rockit albums on Clear that was a loop of apple crunches. 

Tristan
===
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://www.phonopsia.co.uk 

- Original Message - 
From: Robert Taylor [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: /0 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Cc: Anya K Stang [EMAIL PROTECTED]; 313 313@hyperreal.org
Sent: Friday, November 18, 2005 9:41 AM
Subject: RE: (313) Help Matthew Herbert


I can't remember what it was for as he has already recorded an 'apple track' 
for Plat Du Jour and this is what is on the track as mentioned on the Plat Du 
Jour Site:
 AN APPLE A DAY... 
 the sounds of around 3255 people eating an apple.
 65 individual people eating an apple on apple day 2004
 crunchers at sonar festival, barcelona, babylon, istanbul for two nights, in 
 montreal, the pompidou centre in paris, and in london at the queen elizabeth 
 hall.
 all apples were local varieties, in season ( apart from montreal where they 
 were from cold storage) and organic.
 
 the uk has over 2000 varieties of apple, but supermarkets prefer to import 
 theirs from america, south africa and new zealand.
 
 http://www.platdujour.co.uk/




RE: (313) Help Matthew Herbert

2005-11-17 Thread Robert Taylor
He recorded us crunching apples at his last show - nice apples too!

-Original Message-
From: Anya K Stang [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 16 November 2005 20:09
To: 313
Subject: Re: (313) Help Matthew Herbert


Didn't he do something similar for Bodily Functions?
I seem to remember that Jeff was credited for slapping his thigh I  
believe...

On 16 Nov 2005, at 10:00, Robert Taylor wrote:

 Excellent - I'm going to have some fun with this

 -Original Message-
 From: Tosh Cooey [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: 16 November 2005 01:07
 To: 313@hyperreal.org; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: (313) Help Matthew Herbert


 Here's a press release I just got about the new Herbert album:


 Dear All,

 You are about to be given the opportunity for assisting Matthew  
 Herbert with his
 latest album – due for release next year. You are also about to  
 being the
 opportunity to feature on it!

 Below, enclosed are the instructions. Follow carefully and then  
 call the number
 to leave Matthew his message.


 DEADLINE: 29.11.05


 All the Best and Good Luck


 !K7 Records


 Matthew Herbert and his Answering Machine:


 Matthew Herbert; renowned Jazz Musician, electro-acoustic legend,  
 big band
 conductor, 90’s house warrior, soundtrack scorer extraordinaire,  
 author of the
 highly influential ‘Personal Contract for the Composition of  
 Music’, speaker for
 the anti-globalisation movement and the man responsible for the  
 highly popular
 ‘Bodily Functions’ and ‘Plat du Jour’ albums is at it again…..

 Matthew has a new album in the pipeline. Similar to his previous  
 offerings
 Matthew does not intend to steer away from his dominating, God-like  
 use of the
 sampler, and the rule to which his music is created; ‘the use of  
 sounds that
 already exist is not allowed’. A rule, which has lead to his music  
 being created
 through the sounds of food preparation and household appliances,  
 for example,
 instead of the monotonous, processed, synthetic beats of standard  
 drum machines.
 Thus manifesting itself into an entirely original amalgamation of  
 music and
 sounds. His latest release, the critically acclaimed, ‘Plat du  
 Jour’ was created
 over a period of 18 months, and consisted of 30,000 chickens, 3,255  
 people
 biting on an apple, and a cheiftan mk 10 battle tank – to list just  
 a few of the
 ingredients making up this epic release.

 So what has Matthew in store for us now….? To be honest I don’t  
 think anyone
 will know until his new record is released, but for one of the up  
 and coming
 tracks on this yet, untitled album, he requires your assistance.  
 Yes. You!

 At the !K7 office we have installed a separate phone line, the  
 ‘Herbert
 Hotline’, if you will. Unfortunately there’s no-one at the other  
 end to pick it
 up, just an answering machine. Your task, should you choose to  
 accept it, is to
 call this number and leave a message consisting of a single sound.  
 It could be
 organic, vocal, mechanical, natural – even bodily. Remember you’re  
 dealing with
 a man who has created music from the recording of coffee cups and  
 sewer systems,
 so the more original the better. These sounds will be collected on  
 the answering
 machine and past on to the grand, musical conductor himself, who  
 will fuse the
 sounds together to create a grand musical cacophony that only he  
 knows will
 sound like.

 To add extra intrigue to this task you must under no circumstances  
 state, or
 give any indication as to what the sound is. Should you believe  
 that your
 contribution is worthy enough of credit and acknowledgement then  
 you should
 email us ([EMAIL PROTECTED]), and your musical contribution will be duly  
 noted.

 So go on, give the ‘Herbert Hotline’ a ring…..

 +49 (0) 32 22 1918 394
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RE: (313) Help Matthew Herbert

2005-11-17 Thread Pryor, Ryan N
-Original Message-From: Anya K Stang

Didn't he do something similar for Bodily Functions?
I seem to remember that Jeff was credited for slapping his thigh I
believe...

I thought it was his wife scratching his beard?


RE: (313) Help Matthew Herbert

2005-11-17 Thread /0
I certainly hope he uses more than just these sounds, it would suck to make a 
track limited to ~8k of midrange freq

-Joe

 Robert Taylor [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: 
 He recorded us crunching apples at his last show - nice apples too!
 
 -Original Message-
 From: Anya K Stang [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: 16 November 2005 20:09
 To: 313
 Subject: Re: (313) Help Matthew Herbert
 
 
 Didn't he do something similar for Bodily Functions?
 I seem to remember that Jeff was credited for slapping his thigh I  
 believe...
 
 On 16 Nov 2005, at 10:00, Robert Taylor wrote:
 
  Excellent - I'm going to have some fun with this
 
  -Original Message-
  From: Tosh Cooey [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: 16 November 2005 01:07
  To: 313@hyperreal.org; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: (313) Help Matthew Herbert
 
 
  Here's a press release I just got about the new Herbert album:
 
 
  Dear All,
 
  You are about to be given the opportunity for assisting Matthew  
  Herbert with his
  latest album – due for release next year. You are also about to  
  being the
  opportunity to feature on it!
 
  Below, enclosed are the instructions. Follow carefully and then  
  call the number
  to leave Matthew his message.
 
 
  DEADLINE: 29.11.05
 
 
  All the Best and Good Luck
 
 
  !K7 Records
 
 
  Matthew Herbert and his Answering Machine:
 
 
  Matthew Herbert; renowned Jazz Musician, electro-acoustic legend,  
  big band
  conductor, 90’s house warrior, soundtrack scorer extraordinaire,  
  author of the
  highly influential ‘Personal Contract for the Composition of  
  Music’, speaker for
  the anti-globalisation movement and the man responsible for the  
  highly popular
  ‘Bodily Functions’ and ‘Plat du Jour’ albums is at it again…..
 
  Matthew has a new album in the pipeline. Similar to his previous  
  offerings
  Matthew does not intend to steer away from his dominating, God-like  
  use of the
  sampler, and the rule to which his music is created; ‘the use of  
  sounds that
  already exist is not allowed’. A rule, which has lead to his music  
  being created
  through the sounds of food preparation and household appliances,  
  for example,
  instead of the monotonous, processed, synthetic beats of standard  
  drum machines.
  Thus manifesting itself into an entirely original amalgamation of  
  music and
  sounds. His latest release, the critically acclaimed, ‘Plat du  
  Jour’ was created
  over a period of 18 months, and consisted of 30,000 chickens, 3,255  
  people
  biting on an apple, and a cheiftan mk 10 battle tank – to list just  
  a few of the
  ingredients making up this epic release.
 
  So what has Matthew in store for us now….? To be honest I don’t  
  think anyone
  will know until his new record is released, but for one of the up  
  and coming
  tracks on this yet, untitled album, he requires your assistance.  
  Yes. You!
 
  At the !K7 office we have installed a separate phone line, the  
  ‘Herbert
  Hotline’, if you will. Unfortunately there’s no-one at the other  
  end to pick it
  up, just an answering machine. Your task, should you choose to  
  accept it, is to
  call this number and leave a message consisting of a single sound.  
  It could be
  organic, vocal, mechanical, natural – even bodily. Remember you’re  
  dealing with
  a man who has created music from the recording of coffee cups and  
  sewer systems,
  so the more original the better. These sounds will be collected on  
  the answering
  machine and past on to the grand, musical conductor himself, who  
  will fuse the
  sounds together to create a grand musical cacophony that only he  
  knows will
  sound like.
 
  To add extra intrigue to this task you must under no circumstances  
  state, or
  give any indication as to what the sound is. Should you believe  
  that your
  contribution is worthy enough of credit and acknowledgement then  
  you should
  email us ([EMAIL PROTECTED]), and your musical contribution will be duly  
  noted.
 
  So go on, give the ‘Herbert Hotline’ a ring…..
 
  +49 (0) 32 22 1918 394
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 Note:
 
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 represent 
 those of Channel Four Television Corporation unless specifically stated. This 
 email 
 and any files transmitted are confidential and intended solely for the use of 
 the 
 individual or entity to which they are addressed. If you have received this 
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 error, please notify [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
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(313) Help Matthew Herbert

2005-11-16 Thread Tosh Cooey

Here's a press release I just got about the new Herbert album:






Dear All,

You are about to be given the opportunity for assisting Matthew Herbert with his 
latest album – due for release next year. You are also about to being the 
opportunity to feature on it!


Below, enclosed are the instructions. Follow carefully and then call the number 
to leave Matthew his message.



DEADLINE: 29.11.05


All the Best and Good Luck


!K7 Records


Matthew Herbert and his Answering Machine:


Matthew Herbert; renowned Jazz Musician, electro-acoustic legend, big band 
conductor, 90’s house warrior, soundtrack scorer extraordinaire, author of the 
highly influential ‘Personal Contract for the Composition of Music’, speaker for 
the anti-globalisation movement and the man responsible for the highly popular 
‘Bodily Functions’ and ‘Plat du Jour’ albums is at it again…..


Matthew has a new album in the pipeline. Similar to his previous offerings 
Matthew does not intend to steer away from his dominating, God-like use of the 
sampler, and the rule to which his music is created; ‘the use of sounds that 
already exist is not allowed’. A rule, which has lead to his music being created 
through the sounds of food preparation and household appliances, for example, 
instead of the monotonous, processed, synthetic beats of standard drum machines. 
Thus manifesting itself into an entirely original amalgamation of music and 
sounds. His latest release, the critically acclaimed, ‘Plat du Jour’ was created 
over a period of 18 months, and consisted of 30,000 chickens, 3,255 people 
biting on an apple, and a cheiftan mk 10 battle tank – to list just a few of the 
ingredients making up this epic release.


So what has Matthew in store for us now….? To be honest I don’t think anyone 
will know until his new record is released, but for one of the up and coming 
tracks on this yet, untitled album, he requires your assistance. Yes. You!


At the !K7 office we have installed a separate phone line, the ‘Herbert 
Hotline’, if you will. Unfortunately there’s no-one at the other end to pick it 
up, just an answering machine. Your task, should you choose to accept it, is to 
call this number and leave a message consisting of a single sound. It could be 
organic, vocal, mechanical, natural – even bodily. Remember you’re dealing with 
a man who has created music from the recording of coffee cups and sewer systems, 
so the more original the better. These sounds will be collected on the answering 
machine and past on to the grand, musical conductor himself, who will fuse the 
sounds together to create a grand musical cacophony that only he knows will 
sound like.


To add extra intrigue to this task you must under no circumstances state, or 
give any indication as to what the sound is. Should you believe that your 
contribution is worthy enough of credit and acknowledgement then you should 
email us ([EMAIL PROTECTED]), and your musical contribution will be duly noted.


So go on, give the ‘Herbert Hotline’ a ring…..

+49 (0) 32 22 1918 394




--
McIntosh Cooey - Twelve Hundred Group LLC - http://www.1200group.com/



RE: (313) Help Matthew Herbert

2005-11-16 Thread Robert Taylor
Excellent - I'm going to have some fun with this

-Original Message-
From: Tosh Cooey [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 16 November 2005 01:07
To: 313@hyperreal.org; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: (313) Help Matthew Herbert


Here's a press release I just got about the new Herbert album:






Dear All,

You are about to be given the opportunity for assisting Matthew Herbert with 
his 
latest album – due for release next year. You are also about to being the 
opportunity to feature on it!

Below, enclosed are the instructions. Follow carefully and then call the number 
to leave Matthew his message.


DEADLINE: 29.11.05


All the Best and Good Luck


!K7 Records


Matthew Herbert and his Answering Machine:


Matthew Herbert; renowned Jazz Musician, electro-acoustic legend, big band 
conductor, 90’s house warrior, soundtrack scorer extraordinaire, author of the 
highly influential ‘Personal Contract for the Composition of Music’, speaker 
for 
the anti-globalisation movement and the man responsible for the highly popular 
‘Bodily Functions’ and ‘Plat du Jour’ albums is at it again…..

Matthew has a new album in the pipeline. Similar to his previous offerings 
Matthew does not intend to steer away from his dominating, God-like use of the 
sampler, and the rule to which his music is created; ‘the use of sounds that 
already exist is not allowed’. A rule, which has lead to his music being 
created 
through the sounds of food preparation and household appliances, for example, 
instead of the monotonous, processed, synthetic beats of standard drum 
machines. 
Thus manifesting itself into an entirely original amalgamation of music and 
sounds. His latest release, the critically acclaimed, ‘Plat du Jour’ was 
created 
over a period of 18 months, and consisted of 30,000 chickens, 3,255 people 
biting on an apple, and a cheiftan mk 10 battle tank – to list just a few of 
the 
ingredients making up this epic release.

So what has Matthew in store for us now….? To be honest I don’t think anyone 
will know until his new record is released, but for one of the up and coming 
tracks on this yet, untitled album, he requires your assistance. Yes. You!

At the !K7 office we have installed a separate phone line, the ‘Herbert 
Hotline’, if you will. Unfortunately there’s no-one at the other end to pick it 
up, just an answering machine. Your task, should you choose to accept it, is to 
call this number and leave a message consisting of a single sound. It could be 
organic, vocal, mechanical, natural – even bodily. Remember you’re dealing with 
a man who has created music from the recording of coffee cups and sewer 
systems, 
so the more original the better. These sounds will be collected on the 
answering 
machine and past on to the grand, musical conductor himself, who will fuse the 
sounds together to create a grand musical cacophony that only he knows will 
sound like.

To add extra intrigue to this task you must under no circumstances state, or 
give any indication as to what the sound is. Should you believe that your 
contribution is worthy enough of credit and acknowledgement then you should 
email us ([EMAIL PROTECTED]), and your musical contribution will be duly noted.

So go on, give the ‘Herbert Hotline’ a ring…..

+49 (0) 32 22 1918 394




-- 
McIntosh Cooey - Twelve Hundred Group LLC - http://www.1200group.com/

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Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily 
represent 
those of Channel Four Television Corporation unless specifically stated. This 
email 
and any files transmitted are confidential and intended solely for the use of 
the 
individual or entity to which they are addressed. If you have received this 
email in 
error, please notify [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Thank You.
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Re: (313) Help Matthew Herbert

2005-11-16 Thread Anya K Stang

Didn't he do something similar for Bodily Functions?
I seem to remember that Jeff was credited for slapping his thigh I  
believe...


On 16 Nov 2005, at 10:00, Robert Taylor wrote:


Excellent - I'm going to have some fun with this

-Original Message-
From: Tosh Cooey [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 16 November 2005 01:07
To: 313@hyperreal.org; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: (313) Help Matthew Herbert


Here's a press release I just got about the new Herbert album:


Dear All,

You are about to be given the opportunity for assisting Matthew  
Herbert with his
latest album – due for release next year. You are also about to  
being the

opportunity to feature on it!

Below, enclosed are the instructions. Follow carefully and then  
call the number

to leave Matthew his message.


DEADLINE: 29.11.05


All the Best and Good Luck


!K7 Records


Matthew Herbert and his Answering Machine:


Matthew Herbert; renowned Jazz Musician, electro-acoustic legend,  
big band
conductor, 90’s house warrior, soundtrack scorer extraordinaire,  
author of the
highly influential ‘Personal Contract for the Composition of  
Music’, speaker for
the anti-globalisation movement and the man responsible for the  
highly popular

‘Bodily Functions’ and ‘Plat du Jour’ albums is at it again…..

Matthew has a new album in the pipeline. Similar to his previous  
offerings
Matthew does not intend to steer away from his dominating, God-like  
use of the
sampler, and the rule to which his music is created; ‘the use of  
sounds that
already exist is not allowed’. A rule, which has lead to his music  
being created
through the sounds of food preparation and household appliances,  
for example,
instead of the monotonous, processed, synthetic beats of standard  
drum machines.
Thus manifesting itself into an entirely original amalgamation of  
music and
sounds. His latest release, the critically acclaimed, ‘Plat du  
Jour’ was created
over a period of 18 months, and consisted of 30,000 chickens, 3,255  
people
biting on an apple, and a cheiftan mk 10 battle tank – to list just  
a few of the

ingredients making up this epic release.

So what has Matthew in store for us now….? To be honest I don’t  
think anyone
will know until his new record is released, but for one of the up  
and coming
tracks on this yet, untitled album, he requires your assistance.  
Yes. You!


At the !K7 office we have installed a separate phone line, the  
‘Herbert
Hotline’, if you will. Unfortunately there’s no-one at the other  
end to pick it
up, just an answering machine. Your task, should you choose to  
accept it, is to
call this number and leave a message consisting of a single sound.  
It could be
organic, vocal, mechanical, natural – even bodily. Remember you’re  
dealing with
a man who has created music from the recording of coffee cups and  
sewer systems,
so the more original the better. These sounds will be collected on  
the answering
machine and past on to the grand, musical conductor himself, who  
will fuse the
sounds together to create a grand musical cacophony that only he  
knows will

sound like.

To add extra intrigue to this task you must under no circumstances  
state, or
give any indication as to what the sound is. Should you believe  
that your
contribution is worthy enough of credit and acknowledgement then  
you should
email us ([EMAIL PROTECTED]), and your musical contribution will be duly  
noted.


So go on, give the ‘Herbert Hotline’ a ring…..

+49 (0) 32 22 1918 394


Re: (313) Help Matthew Herbert

2005-11-16 Thread Jari Tolkkinen

On Wed, 16 Nov 2005, Anya K Stang wrote:


Didn't he do something similar for Bodily Functions?
I seem to remember that Jeff was credited for slapping his thigh I believe...


AFAIK he gave really really sensitive microscopes to his friends. They 
recorded their bodily functions with them. For example in some track there 
is sound of blood rushing in somebody's veins etc.


--
Jari Tolkkinen | dj ken-guru | http://www.ken-guru.net
--