Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-28 Thread Russell Chapman

Ronn!Blankenship wrote:


http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/25/worst.songs/index.html

Howcum no one here came up with #4?

Yep - truly nauseating - but the wierd thing is that all these songs 
were incredibly popular at the time. They are nearly all top 10 hits, 
many of them held number one for weeks.
(As opposed to the VH1 listing, more than half of which I'd never heard 
of).

What WERE these people thinking when they bought these records?

Cheers
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-27 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/25/worst.songs/index.html

Howcum no one here came up with #4?



--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-27 Thread Nick Arnett
On 4/27/06, Ronn!Blankenship [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/25/worst.songs/index.html

 Howcum no one here came up with #4?


As far as I can recall, I have never heard of it.  And for this I am
grateful.

Speaking of musicians who come to dislike their own music... Todd Rundgren
these days is less than proud of We Gotta Get You a Woman, at least in
private.

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-27 Thread Jim Sharkey

Ronn!Blankenship wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/25/worst.songs/index.html
 Howcum no one here came up with #4?

I remember that one.  Holy crap, is that bad song!  It makes Sugar, 
Sugar seem like an magnum opus of rock and roll.

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-27 Thread Dave Land

On Apr 27, 2006, at 7:32 AM, Nick Arnett wrote:


On 4/27/06, Ronn!Blankenship [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:


http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/25/worst.songs/ 
index.html


Howcum no one here came up with #4?


As far as I can recall, I have never heard of it.  And for this I am
grateful.


You've heard it, I bet..

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me is in the chorus.

It is sappy as hell, but it doesn't deserve the #4 spot.

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-27 Thread Dave Land

On Apr 27, 2006, at 5:00 AM, Ronn!Blankenship wrote:


http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/25/worst.songs/index.html


As long as were going for wholesale slaughter, VH1 hosted a two-hour
special of the 50 worst songs of all time that covered a lot of the
territory we've mined here:

http://www.undercover.com.au/news/2004/apr04/20040424_starship.html

The URL reveals that VH1 agrees with many of us here who put We
Built This City near the top of the list... Huey Lewis's paean to
Rock and Roll came in at #10, which I found satisfying. I got tired
of Huey Lewis pretty quickly. Fake oldies and pseudo-anthems aren't
my speed.

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-27 Thread Julia Thompson

Ronn!Blankenship wrote:

At 09:26 PM Tuesday 3/21/2006, Steve Sloan wrote:


Robert Seeberger wrote:

 Oh, that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh

A dance floor game I saw a couple of years ago at Con-Stellation,
courtesy of Pat McAdams: Take two index cards. Write That's the
way on the front of one card. Write I like it on the other.
Write Uh-huh, uh-huh on the front of the second card. Write a
lot of ooh ooh oohs on the back of the second card. By flipping
and/or raising the right card, the vast majority of the song's
lyrics can be captioned live during the song.

Maybe you had to be there, Maru,,.




And sufficiently inebriated, or at least sleep-deprived?


Isn't sleep deprived a given at a con?

Julia

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-27 Thread Julia Thompson

Ronn!Blankenship wrote:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/25/worst.songs/index.html

Howcum no one here came up with #4?


I'm unfamiliar with it.  Blissfully so, it seems

Julia

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-27 Thread Steve Sloan

At 09:26 PM Tuesday 3/21/2006, Steve Sloan wrote:

  A dance floor game I saw a couple of years ago at Con-Stellation,
  courtesy of Pat McAdams: Take two index cards. Write That's the
  way on the front of one card. Write I like it on the other.
  Write Uh-huh, uh-huh on the front of the second card. Write a
  lot of ooh ooh oohs on the back of the second card. By flipping
  and/or raising the right card, the vast majority of the song's
  lyrics can be captioned live during the song.

  Maybe you had to be there, Maru,,.

Ronn!Blankenship wrote:

 And sufficiently inebriated, or at least sleep-deprived?

Definitely sleep-deprived. I haven't had anything to drink at a
con so far, but you never know... :-)
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-26 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 09:26 PM Tuesday 3/21/2006, Steve Sloan wrote:

Robert Seeberger wrote:

 Oh, that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh

A dance floor game I saw a couple of years ago at Con-Stellation,
courtesy of Pat McAdams: Take two index cards. Write That's the
way on the front of one card. Write I like it on the other.
Write Uh-huh, uh-huh on the front of the second card. Write a
lot of ooh ooh oohs on the back of the second card. By flipping
and/or raising the right card, the vast majority of the song's
lyrics can be captioned live during the song.

Maybe you had to be there, Maru,,.



And sufficiently inebriated, or at least sleep-deprived?


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

(Someone asked me to change my .sig quote back, so I did.)




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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-19 Thread Jim Sharkey

Deborah Harrell wrote:
Let's sing the Happy Happy Joy Joy song, boys and girls!
Happy happy, Joy joy,
Happy happy, Joy joy,
Happy happy, Joy joy,
Happy happy, Joy joy,
Happy happy, Joy joy,
Happy happy, Joy joy,
Happy happy, Happy happy, Happy happy -- Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough!
I'll teach you to be happy;
I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs!
Now, boys and girls, let's try again...

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-18 Thread Deborah Harrell
 Robert G. Seeberger [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
  Deborah Harrell wrote:

snip
  Maybe I have the wrong title, but it's definitely
a KL
  song on the High Adventure album;

My bad.  It's actually titled 'Welcome To Heartlight.

 I like the love
 And I like the peaceful
 I wish everyone I know could
 Stand in the heartlight... 

 ...Can you feel the love that’s in my heart
 Can’t you see the flame we’ve got to start
 Burnin’ like a beacon in the night
 O welcome to heartlight

I still like it, shampoo or no...

Let's sing the Happy Happy Joy Joy song, boys and
girls!

Happy happy, Joy joy,
Happy happy, Joy joy,
Happy happy, Joy joy,
Happy happy, Joy joy,
Happy happy, Joy joy,
Happy happy, Joy joy,
Happy happy, Happy happy, Happy happy -- Joy!

Debbi
You Eediot! Maru;-)

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-17 Thread Deborah Harrell
 Ronn! Blankenship wrote:
  Deborah Harrell wrote:
snip

 who has many more posts in this thread yet to
 peruse,
 and wonders if anyone mourned the loss of Shannon
 the
 dog, who got washed out to sea -- maybe she found
 an island?
 
 Come on, Debbi.  Give us _some_ credit.

Silly me, doubting the depths of pathos which this
List hath plumbed...
;-}

Rob wrote:
 and some Kenny Loggins ('Heartlight' frex) [me]

Neil Diamondinnit?
xponent
Can Play And Sing Dannys Song Maru

Maybe I have the wrong title, but it's definitely a KL
song on the High Adventure album; IIRC the notes
said something about being inspired by a special ed
class/school.

Can't you feel the love that's in my heart
Can't you see the flame we have to start
Burnin' like a beacon in the night-
Oh, welcome to Heartlight.

(not sure if those are exact - memory may be faulty)

Debbi
who can approximate Picard's Rescican (?) flute tune
on a pennywhistle   :)

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-17 Thread Robert G. Seeberger

On 4/17/2006 6:38:03 PM, Deborah Harrell ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) 
wrote:
  Ronn! Blankenship wrote:
   Deborah Harrell wrote:
 snip

  who has many more posts in this thread yet to
  peruse,
  and wonders if anyone mourned the loss of Shannon
  the
  dog, who got washed out to sea -- maybe she found
  an island?

  Come on, Debbi.  Give us _some_ credit.

 Silly me, doubting the depths of pathos which this
 List hath plumbed...
 ;-}

 Rob wrote:
  and some Kenny Loggins ('Heartlight' frex) [me]

 Neil Diamondinnit?
 xponent
 Can Play And Sing Dannys Song Maru

 Maybe I have the wrong title, but
 it's definitely a KL
 song on the High Adventure album; IIRC the notes
 said something about being inspired by a special ed
 class/school.

 Can't
 you feel the love that's in my heart
 Can't you see the flame we have to
 start
 Burnin' like a beacon in the night-
 Oh, welcome to Heartlight.

 (not sure if those are exact - memory may be faulty)

 Debbi
 who can approximate Picard's
 Rescican (?) flute tune
 on a pennywhistle   :)


I like the love
And I like the peaceful
I wish everyone I know could
Stand in the heartlight

I hold the hand
I walk with the teacher
We welcome in the mornin’
Singing together

Can you feel the love that’s in my heart
Can you see the flame we got to start
Burnin’ like a beacon in the night
O welcome to heartlight

Chorus:
Oh oooh heart of light
Oh oooh heart of light
Oh oooh heart of light
Oh oooh heart of light
Oh oooh heart of light
Oh oooh heart of light
Oh oooh heart of light
Oh welcome to heartlight

I’m like the rain
’cause I like your thunder
I know we’ve learned to live together
Here in the heartlight

Stand in the dark
Oh, oh and I’ll light a candle
And then we’ll dance it in the moonlight
Until the sunrise

Can you feel the love that’s in my heart
Can’t you see the flame we’ve got to start
Burnin’ like a beacon in the night
O welcome to heartlight

Chorus

Can you feel the love that’s in my heart
Can’t you see the flame we’ve got to start
Burnin’ like a beacon in the night
O welcome to heartlight

Oh oooh heart of light
Oh oooh heart of light
Oh oooh heart of light
Oh oooh heart of light
Oh oooh heart of light
Oh oooh heart of light
Oh oooh heart of light
Oh oooh heart of light
Oh oooh heart of light
Oh oooh heart of light
Oh welcome to heartlight



xponent
Rinse And Repeat Maru
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-13 Thread Deborah Harrell
Robert Seeberger [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

snip 
 CHORUS
 MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
 All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
snip 
 extended up-tempo instrumental interlude that
 rivals anything done by
 Chicago or even Classical Gas by Mason Williams

At one point I had taped that segment several times
back-to-back (took a while to get it off the
radio!)...

I shall confess that I *like* 'My Heart Goes On'
(although more in the Sarah Brightman Italian
version), and some Kenny Loggins ('Heartlight' frex),
and found 'One Tin Soilder' quite profound as a teen. 
I still have my Best of Bread album (played at least
once a decade), tear up when I hear 'Born Free,' and
could actually relate to the episode of Boston Legal
in which Tom Sellick sings 'Something Good' from 'The
Sound of Music' to his bride-to-be (OK, I think this
week she's his soon-to-be-ex).

On the other hand, I did ditch my Air Supply album
this past move...

Debbi
who has many more posts in this thread yet to peruse,
and wonders if anyone mourned the loss of Shannon the
dog, who got washed out to sea -- maybe she found an
island?

Mercilessly Earwormed Maru

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-13 Thread Robert G. Seeberger

On 4/13/2006 2:14:12 PM, Deborah Harrell ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) 
wrote:



 and some Kenny Loggins ('Heartlight' frex),

Neil Diamondinnit?



xponent
Can Play And Sing Dannys Song Maru
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-07 Thread Steve Sloan

Robert Seeberger wrote:

 Just for a complete change of pace:

 Original text-

 I'm a soldier, znachit ya
 I otvyetchik i sud'ya
 Ya stoyu na dvukh kontsakh ognya

Am I crazy, or is that the Ghost in the Shell: Stand-Alone
Complex Second Gig opening theme?

Or both? :-)

If so, that really is a pretty song. I *thought* I was hearing
snippets of English in there, even though the closed captioning
just said Singing in Japanese, or something like that.
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-07 Thread Robert Seeberger

- Original Message - 
From: Steve Sloan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Killer Bs Discussion brin-l@mccmedia.com
Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 5:59 PM
Subject: Re: Hello (hello, hello)


 Robert Seeberger wrote:

  Just for a complete change of pace:

  Original text-

  I'm a soldier, znachit ya
  I otvyetchik i sud'ya
  Ya stoyu na dvukh kontsakh ognya

 Am I crazy, or is that the Ghost in the Shell: Stand-Alone
 Complex Second Gig opening theme?

The song is called Rise.


 Or both? :-)

 If so, that really is a pretty song. I *thought* I was hearing
 snippets of English in there, even though the closed captioning
 just said Singing in Japanese, or something like that.


Singing in Russian actually. (Quite distinct from Japanese to my ear)
The singer is Origa AKA Olga Vitalevna Jakovleva .

From Wiki:

Origa has as of 2005 released seven solo albums, two mini-albums, and 
3 singles. She gained popularity outside of Japan and Russia with the 
release of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex and the subsequent 
original soundtrack, written by long-time friend and composer Yoko 
Kanno, hosting the theme song Inner Universe (featuring boy soprano 
Benedict Delmaestro). (Origa first performed with Kanno for the ? 
Gundam, singing Gabriela Robin's Moon with the Gey's AX chorus.) An 
additional opening theme song from Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C. 2nd GIG 
(the second season of the popular anime series), Rise, also gained 
acclaim.



I really love the quality of her voice. I found a website where I 
could d/l MP3s of many anime theme tracks (most of which are performed 
and/or written by popular Japanese bands) and ended up burning a CD of 
my favorite Anime music tracks. So now I have all the GITS, Cowboy 
BeBop, and FullMetal Alchemist music I can eat. I even have the theme 
to Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo which is quite ass kicking on its own thank 
you very much. The full versions are much better that the edited 
versions heard during the credits.

My track list goes like this

1 Justice League Unlimited theme

2 Inner Universe (GITS first theme) Origa and Yoko Kanno

3 Real Folk Blues (Cowboy BeBop closer)

4 Rewrite (FMA opener in the final episodes)

5 Run Rabbit Junk (GITS incidental) Yoko Kanno

6 Tank (Cowboy Bebop opener)

7 Wild Challenger (Bo Bo Bo opener) Jindou

8 Ready Steady Go (older FMA opener) L'Arc~En~Ceil

9 Rise (current GITS opener) Origa and Yoko Kanno

It is a bit short really, bit just long enough for my normal commute. 
I plan to make a longer version later when I identify more songs I 
cannot live without.



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Obvious Inquiries Offlist Please Maru

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-04-05 Thread Deborah Harrell
 Ronn!Blankenship [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
 Robert Seeberger wrote:
  Dave Land wrote:

   Oh, I see. It's like block-and-counter sparring
drills.
   I know how this works:
  
   Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
   Doin' the town and doin' it right
   In the evenin'
   It's pretty pleasin'
snip rest of water rat shenanigans
 
 He He He!
 
 Now the night has gone
 Now the night has gone away
 Doesn't seem that long
 We hardly had two words to say
 Hold me in your arms
 For just another day
 I promise this one will go slow
 Oh...
 We have the right you know
 We have the right you know
snip excruciating mock-word-salad 

 Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon
 delight.
 
 Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
 looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
 Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks
 ignite and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so
 exciting.

...Must NOT succumb to...evil...
...brain reset to...days...of acne
and...sweaty-palmed...
-juvenile-
-human mels-


AUUGH!
suppresses whimper of forgotten humiliations

Debbi
who will spare you the mucoid details of my recent
bout of sinusitis...
DEEsgusting

We Be Snoggin' Maru   ;-)

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Re: Hello (hello, hello) (Or, The thread that will not die)

2006-04-03 Thread David Land


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Re: Hello (hello, hello) (Or, The thread that will not die)

2006-04-03 Thread David Land

David Land wrote:


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There was more to the original message, but I think Nick's server may 
have gobbled it up. I'll talk to him tomorrow and see if that's the case.


In the meanwhile, talk (or sing) amongst yourselves.

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Re: Hello (hello, hello) (Or, The thread that will not die)

2006-04-03 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 02:15 AM Monday 4/3/2006, David Land wrote:


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Simon  Garfunkle?


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

(Someone asked me to change my .sig quote back, so I did.)




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Re: Hello (hello, hello) (Or, The thread that will not die)

2006-04-03 Thread Julia Thompson

Ronn!Blankenship wrote:

At 02:15 AM Monday 4/3/2006, David Land wrote:


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Simon  Garfunkle?


Garfunkel.

And have you been reading the comic Get Fuzzy?

http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/archive/getfuzzy-20060328.html

(Ronn! might appreciate some of the ones for the rest of that week, as 
well.)


Julia



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Re: Hello (hello, hello) (Or, The thread that will not die)

2006-04-03 Thread Dave Land

On Apr 3, 2006, at 5:26 AM, Julia Thompson wrote:


Ronn!Blankenship wrote:

At 02:15 AM Monday 4/3/2006, David Land wrote:

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Simon  Garfunkle?


Garfunkel.

And have you been reading the comic Get Fuzzy?

http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/archive/getfuzzy-20060328.html

(Ronn! might appreciate some of the ones for the rest of that week,  
as well.)


I love this group: give them nothing, and they riff on that!

BTW: Never heard of Get Fuzzy before, but thanks for the recco: great  
stuff.


Dave

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-26 Thread Robert Seeberger
Charlie Bell wrote:

 *humming Eve of the War*


Just for a complete change of pace:

Original text-

I'm a soldier, znachit ya
I otvyetchik i sud'ya
Ya stoyu na dvukh kontsakh ognya
Ogibaya virazhi, obgonyaya smyert' i zhizn'
Ya byegu srazit'sya s tyen'yu lzhi
skol'ko b nityey nye plyol obman
pokazhyet lik svyeta istina
Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die
Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall
I'm a soldier, born to stand
in this waking hell I am
witnessing more than I can compute
pray myself we don't forget
lies, betrayed and the oppressed
please give me the strength to be the truth
people facing the fire together
if we don't, we'll lose all we have found
Za myechtoyu nakray propasti
Lish' tol'ko tak mozhno mir spasti
Ty nye plach',
Slyozy spryach',
Ved' nastanyet novyy den'
Tvoy ogon'
Sogryevat'
Budyet tysyachi syerdets
A syeychas podnimis'
Spryach' podal'shye bol' i strakh
Pobyedit tot, kto prav
Znay, chto vsyo v tvoikh rukakh

In English-

I'm a soldier, meaning that I'm
Both the defendent and the judge
I'm standing on both sides of the fire
Going around turns, overtaking death and life
I'm running to fight with the shadow of a lie
  No matter how many threads deception would weave
Truth will show its face of light
  Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die
  Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall
  I'm a soldier, born to stand
in this waking hell I am
witnessing more than I can compute
  pray myself we don't forget
lies, betrayed and the oppressed
please give me the strength to be the truth
  people facing the fire together
if we don't, we'll lose all we have found
  After a dream to the edge of a chasm
Only that way can the world be saved
  Don't you cry,
Hide the tears,
Because a new day will start
Your fire
Will be heated
By thousands of hearts
But now get up
Hide the pain and fear far
The one who's right will win
Know that everything is in your hands



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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-25 Thread Dave Land

Bus stop, wet day, she`s there, I say
Please share my umbrella
Bus stop, bus goes, she stays, love grows
Under my umbrella
All that summer we enjoyed it
Wind and rain and shine
That umbrella, we employed it
By August, she was mine

Chorus:
Every morning I would see her waiting at the stop
Sometimes she`d shopped and she would show me what she bought
Other people stared as if we were both quite insane
Someday my name and hers are going to be the same

That`s the way the whole thing started
Silly but it`s true
Thinkin` of a sweet romance
Beginning in a queue
Came the sun the ice was melting
No more sheltering now
Nice to think that that umbrella
Led me to a vow


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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-25 Thread Dave Land

On Mar 25, 2006, at 6:56 AM, Nick Arnett wrote:


On 3/24/06, Dave Land [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:


Two strikes against this one: It's a song about music, which amounts
to admitting that you have NOTHING left to write about but your job,
and it's about the U.S.A., which says I am SUCH a loser that I have
to kiss your national ass to get any airplay.


So, I suppose if someone were to write a song claiming that they  
write the
song that make the whole world sing, that would also be bad?  Or  
would it be

okay since he'd risen above jingoism?

Would it be better or worse if he wrote songs that made young girls  
cry?


And what if his songs made you dance and your heart take a chance?


In the immoral words of Erik Reuter, please pay attention! :-)

The songwriter in question would be quite well-covered in this  
thread: see

recent entries for both Mandy and Copacabana.

You may not know that there's a very fine archive for this community at
www.mccmedia.com/pipermail/brin-l/. The thread goes back a couple of
weeks, so take your time, enjoy a trip down musical memory lane (not to
be confused with the Miracle Mile, which is mentioned in several songs
not worth quoting, nor to be confused with Palisade Park).

(Any bozo can copy and paste lyrics -- let's show some creativity,  
people.)


And any number of us have done so. Do you have a point?

And, to your point about creativity,l I didn't see anyone else mention
Terpsichore... or post on-point lyrics to *his own song*.

Dave I wrote /a/ song that made a middle-aged old girl laugh Land

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-25 Thread Reggie Bautista
Dave Land wrote:
 In the immoral words of Erik Reuter

Typo, or Freudian slip?

Reggie
Tell Us How You Really Feel Maru

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-25 Thread Dave Land

On Mar 25, 2006, at 6:56 AM, Nick Arnett wrote:


On 3/24/06, Dave Land [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:


Two strikes against this one: It's a song about music, which amounts
to admitting that you have NOTHING left to write about but your job,
and it's about the U.S.A., which says I am SUCH a loser that I have
to kiss your national ass to get any airplay.


So, I suppose if someone were to write a song claiming that they  
write the
song that make the whole world sing, that would also be bad?  Or  
would it be

okay since he'd risen above jingoism?

Would it be better or worse if he wrote songs that made young girls  
cry?


And what if his songs made you dance and your heart take a chance?


In the immoral words of Erik Reuter, please pay attention! :-)

The songwriter in question would be quite well-covered in this  
thread: see

recent entries for both Mandy and Copacabana.

You may not know that there's a very fine archive for this community at
www.mccmedia.com/pipermail/brin-l/. The thread goes back a couple of
weeks, so take your time, enjoy a trip down musical memory lane (not to
be confused with the Miracle Mile, which is mentioned in several songs
not worth quoting, nor to be confused with Palisade Park).

(Any bozo can copy and paste lyrics -- let's show some creativity,  
people.)


And any number of us have done so. Do you have a point?

And, to your point about creativity,l I didn't see anyone else mention
Terpsichore... or post on-point lyrics to *his own song*.

Dave I wrote /a/ song that made a middle-aged old girl laugh Land

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-25 Thread Dave Land


On Mar 25, 2006, at 9:22 PM, Reggie Bautista wrote:


Dave Land wrote:


In the immoral words of Erik Reuter


Typo, or Freudian slip?


Friendly good humor, one would hope.

Dave
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-24 Thread Charlie Bell


On Mar 24, 2006, at 11:52 AM, Dave Land wrote:


Of course, that's until the music hall revue style Startide  
Rising, featuring the classic numbers Swimming in a metal sea,  
Sometimes it seems like the whole universe is out to get us and  
My what big teeth you have (for a dolphin).


Yeah, but whose idea was it to cast Bruce Willis as Creideiki and  
Jim Carey as Charles Dart? Kind of ruined it for me. You have to  
admit that Danny DeVito was a surprise hit as Takkata-Jim.


*snicker*



*humming Eve of the War*


I'm listening to the whole thing now. Amazing how well it holds up  
after almost 20 years.


...almost 30... 1978, dude.

Charlie
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-24 Thread Nick Arnett
I really don't want to play this game... so I'll just hint.

Red rubber ball.

Havin' my baby.

Enough said?

Nick

--
Nick Arnett
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Messages: 408-904-7198
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-24 Thread Dave Land


On Mar 24, 2006, at 7:49 AM, Nick Arnett wrote:


I really don't want to play this game... so I'll just hint.

Red rubber ball.

Havin' my baby.

Enough said?


Yes, considering that the complete lyrics of the latter song have  
been posted already.


Honestly, for the ListMaster[tm], you sure aren't paying attention.

Red Rubber Ball, on the other hand, reminds me of a song:

I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems that you're avoiding me
I'm ok alone but you've got something I need

Well, I've gotta brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together
And try them out ya see
I've been lookin' around a while
You got somethin' for me
Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car
Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far
For somebody who don't drive I've been all around the world
Some people say I've done all right for a girl
Oh yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah-yeah

I asked your mother if you were at home
She said yes, but you weren't alone
Oh sometimes I think that your avoiding me
I'm ok alone but you got something I need well

I've gotta brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together
And try them out ya see
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key


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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-24 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 04:40 PM Friday 3/24/2006, Dave Land wrote:


On Mar 24, 2006, at 7:49 AM, Nick Arnett wrote:


I really don't want to play this game... so I'll just hint.

Red rubber ball.

Havin' my baby.

Enough said?


Yes, considering that the complete lyrics of the latter song have
been posted already.

Honestly, for the ListMaster[tm], you sure aren't paying attention.

Red Rubber Ball, on the other hand, reminds me of a song:

I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems that you're avoiding me
I'm ok alone but you've got something I need

Well, I've gotta brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together
And try them out ya see
I've been lookin' around a while
You got somethin' for me
Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car
Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far
For somebody who don't drive I've been all around the world
Some people say I've done all right for a girl
Oh yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah-yeah

I asked your mother if you were at home
She said yes, but you weren't alone
Oh sometimes I think that your avoiding me
I'm ok alone but you got something I need well

I've gotta brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together
And try them out ya see
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key





As I walk along,
I wonder what went wrong,
With our love, a love that was so strong.
And as I still walk on,
I think of the things we've done
Together, a-while our hearts were young.

I'm a-walkin' in the rain,
Tears are fallin' and I feel the pain,
Wishin' you were here by me,
To end this misery
And I wonder--
I wah-wah-wah-wah-wonder,
Why,
Why, why, why, why, why she ran away,
Yes, and I wonder,
A-where she will stay-ay,
My little runaway,
Run, run, run, run, runaway.

I'm a-walkin' in the rain,
Tears are fallin' and I feel the pain,
Wishin' you were here by me,
To end this misery
And I wonder--
I wah-wah-wah-wah-wonder,
Why,
Why, why, why, why, why she ran away,
Yes, and I wonder,
A-where she will stay-ay,
My little runaway,
Run, run, run, run, runaway.
Run, run, run, run, runaway.
Run, run, run, run, runaway.


I Mah-Mah-Mah-Mah-Maru


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

(Someone asked me to change my .sig quote back, so I did.)




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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-24 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 09:49 AM Friday 3/24/2006, Nick Arnett wrote:

I really don't want to play this game... so I'll just hint.

Red rubber ball.



I shoulda thought of this one.




Havin' my baby.



Already posted.



If I Never Hear Your Name Again, It's All The Same To Me Maru


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

(Someone asked me to change my .sig quote back, so I did.)




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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-24 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

Howcum this one hasn't shown up before now?



Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do what about you feel ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y-M-C-A.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do what about you feel ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the Y-M-C-A.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

Y-M-C-A ... you'll find it at the Y-M-C-A.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-M-C-A ... you'll find it at the Y-M-C-A.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-M-C-A ... just go to the Y-M-C-A.

Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?



It Takes A Village Maru


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-24 Thread Dave Land
Two strikes against this one: It's a song about music, which amounts  
to admitting that you have NOTHING left to write about but your job,  
and it's about the U.S.A., which says I am SUCH a loser that I have  
to kiss your national ass to get any airplay.


Luv,

Dave With a crackpipe in their hands and very little in their heads  
Land




They come from the cities and they come from the smaller towns
Beat up cars with guitars and drummers goin' crack, boom, bam

R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A., yeah, yeah
Rockin' in the U.S.A.

Well, they said goodbye to their families, said goodbye to their friends
With their pipedreams in their heads and very little money in their  
hands
Some are black and some are white, ain't too proud to sleep on your  
floor tonight

With the blind faith of Jesus, you know that they just might
Be rockin' in the U.S.A.

{Refrain}

Voices from nowhere and voices from the larger towns
Filled our head full of dreams, and turned our world upside down
There was Frankie Lymon, Bobby Fuller, Mitch Ryder (they were rockin')
Jackie Wilson, Shangrilas, Young Rascals (they were rockin')
Spotlight on Martha Reeves, let's don't forget James Brown
Rockin' in the U.S.A., hey!

R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A. {Repeat to fade}

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-24 Thread Dave Land

On Mar 24, 2006, at 8:44 PM, Ronn!Blankenship wrote:


I'm a-walkin' in the rain,
Tears are fallin' and I feel the pain,
Wishin' you were here by me,


Strolling along country roads with my baby.
It starts to rain, it begins to pour.
Without an umbrella we're soaked to the skin.
I feel a shiver run up my spine.

I feel the warmth of her hand in mine.

Oo, I hear laughter in the rain,
walking hand in hand with the one I love.
Oo, how I love the rainy days
and the happy way I feel inside.

After a while we run under a tree.
I turn to her and she kisses me.
There with the beat of the rain on the leaves
softly she breathes and I close my eyes.

Sharing our love under stormy skies.

Oo, I hear laughter in the rain,
walking hand in hand with the one I love.
Oo, how I love the rainy days
and the happy way I feel inside.

I feel the warmth of her hand in mine.

Oo, I hear laughter in the rain,
walking hand in hand with the one I love.
Oo, how I love the rainy days
and the happy way I feel inside.

Oo, I hear laughter in the rain,
walking hand in hand with the one I love.
Oo, how I love the rainy days
and the happy way I feel inside.
(repeat and fade)


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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-23 Thread Dave Land

On Mar 22, 2006, at 10:56 PM, Charlie Bell wrote:


On Mar 23, 2006, at 5:24 PM, Dave Land wrote:


The summer sun is fading as the year grows old
And darker days are drawing near.
The winter winds will be much colder
Now you're not here.


50 points to anyone other than Charlie who can name the album.


That's rather generous on this list


I gotta million of 'em. Here's a hundred for you, and 37 more to WTG  
just because.


Dave

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Re: Dr. Demento (was Re: Hello (hello, hello))

2006-03-23 Thread Jim Sharkey

Dave Land wrote:
Thanks for over-sharing.

It's what I live for.  :-D

Jim
We all need a hobby Maru

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Re: Dr. Demento (was Re: Hello (hello, hello))

2006-03-23 Thread Jim Sharkey

Julia Thompson wrote:
Dave Land wrote:
Thanks for over-sharing.
Glad I deleted my response unsent, then.

Wimp!!  At least post it to your LJ, Julia, for those of us with 
stronger constitutions than Dave's.  :-)

Jim
Sharing is caring Maru

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RE: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-23 Thread Horn, John
 On Behalf Of Ronn!Blankenship
 
 Shannon, is gone I heard
 She's drifting out to sea
 She always loved to swim away
 Maybe she'll find an island with a shaded tree Just like the 
 one in our backyard

I was waiting for this one.  

Hoping against it, I guess, but expecting it nonetheless.

My wife likes to pull this one out when we play the worst song you
can have stuck in your head game...

 - jmh
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RE: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-23 Thread Horn, John
 On Behalf Of PAT MATHEWS
 
 From: Robert Seeberger [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
 Horn, John wrote:
   The marchin' band came down along Main Street The soldier 
 blues fell 
   in behind I looked across and there I saw Billy Waiting to go
and 
   join the line And with her head upon his shoulder His young
and 
   lovely fiancee
   From where I stood I saw she was cryin'
   And through her tears I heard her say
  
 
 Soldier blues?
 The Civil War?
 
 xponent
 Guessaroonio Maru
 rob
 
 
 Oh, decidedly. The War Between the States.

Yup, that's the one.  Not Vietnam like most people think (given when
the song came out).

Or as I prefer to call it The War of Southern Treason...

 - jmh
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-23 Thread Dave Land

On Mar 23, 2006, at 7:57 AM, Horn, John wrote:


On Behalf Of Ronn!Blankenship

Shannon, is gone I heard
She's drifting out to sea
She always loved to swim away
Maybe she'll find an island with a shaded tree Just like the
one in our backyard


I was waiting for this one.

Hoping against it, I guess, but expecting it nonetheless.

My wife likes to pull this one out when we play the worst song you
can have stuck in your head game...


I wonder how many others play this game with their significant others?
Peggy has been following this thread with great enjoyment. Credit for
several of my offerings must go to her.

She is a cruel woman. Today, she suggested this:


My father married a pure Cherokee
My mother's people were ashamed of me
The indians said I was white by law
The White Man always called me Indian Squaw

[CHORUS:]
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard
Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word
Half-breed, she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born

We never settled, went from town to town
When you're not welcome you don't hang around
The other children always laughed at me Give her a feather, she's a  
Cherokee


[Repeat Chorus]

We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed
Nineteen I left them, tell me who's to blame
My life since then has been from man to man
But I can't run away from what I am

[Repeat chorus]

Dave father of a half-breed Land

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-23 Thread Dave Land
Among many items of questionable taste in my LP collection back in  
the day were several by that delectable subject of my teenage  
fantasies, Olivia Newton-John (or, as Peggy calls her, Bolivia  
Neutron Bomb). She is responsible for many terpsichorean sins, among  
which is this:



n the corner of the bar there stands a jukebox
With the best of country music, old and new
You can hear your five selections for a quarter
And somebody else's songs when yours are through

I got good Kentucky whiskey on the counter
And my friends around to help me ease the pain
'Til some button-pushing cowboy plays that love song
And here I am just missing you again

Please, Mr., please, don't play B-17
It was our song, it was his song, but it's over
Please, Mr., please, if you know what I mean
I don't ever wanna hear that song again

If I had a dime for every time I held you
Though you're far away, you've been so close to me
I could swear I'd be the richest girl in Nashville
Maybe even in the state of Tennessee

But I guess I'd better get myself together
'Cause when you left, you didn't leave too much behind
Just a note that said I'm sorry by your picture
And a song that's weighing heavy on my mind

Please, Mr., please, don't play B-17
It was our song, it was his song, but it's over
Please, Mr., please, if you know what I mean
I don't ever wanna hear that song again

Dave B-18 Land
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Re: Dr. Demento (was Re: Hello (hello, hello))

2006-03-23 Thread Mauro Diotallevi
On 3/21/06, Jim Sharkey [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 My personal Dr. Demento favorite:

 It was April the forty-first
 Being a quadruple leap year
 I was driving in downtown Atlantis
 My barracuda was in the shop
 So I was in a rented stingray
 And it was overheating

 So I pulled into a Shell Station
 They said I'd blown a seal
 I said, Fix the damn thing
 And leave my private life out of it
 Okay pal?


[lots and lots snipped]

Okay, you finally snared me:


When we were in love I pretended you didn't exist
That way I loved you more
You suggested we get married and move into a house
I suggested that we jump overboard
And live underwater in the lost city of Atlantis
Where mermaids sing
And tuxedoed dolphins bring you breakfast

One year later I was transfered to the moon
Worse pay, better hours
I was transfered to the moon
Worse pay, better fellow workers

I built our love out of blood
I went to the dentist and told him take out my heart
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown

I was attending Mardi Gras with Fidel Castro
Buxom cross dressers threw fake gold coins at our feet
As we discussed the fate of the revolution
Suddenly, CIA men dressed in bikinis
Tried to stab us with fountain pens
Fidel blew mustard gas from his cigar
And immobalized the lot of them
19 tequilas later we had a deal
Havana goes back to the mob
And Fidel and I open a chain of Kentucky Fried Chicken shops

Ain't life sweet? I feel good
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now, how do you feel?

I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now, how do you feel?


Mauro
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Re: Dr. Demento (was Re: Hello (hello, hello))

2006-03-23 Thread David Land

Mauro Diotallevi wrote:


And tuxedoed dolphins bring you breakfast


And even appropriate for the purported topic of the list!


I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now, how do you feel?


I feel the shock of recognition. One of my favorite CDs
of the mid-90s. Thanks for the reminder.

Dave
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Re: Dr. Demento (was Re: Hello (hello, hello))

2006-03-23 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 02:10 PM Thursday 3/23/2006, Mauro Diotallevi wrote:

On 3/21/06, Jim Sharkey [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 My personal Dr. Demento favorite:

 It was April the forty-first
 Being a quadruple leap year
 I was driving in downtown Atlantis
 My barracuda was in the shop
 So I was in a rented stingray
 And it was overheating

 So I pulled into a Shell Station
 They said I'd blown a seal
 I said, Fix the damn thing
 And leave my private life out of it
 Okay pal?


[lots and lots snipped]

Okay, you finally snared me:


When we were in love I pretended you didn't exist
That way I loved you more
You suggested we get married and move into a house
I suggested that we jump overboard
And live underwater in the lost city of Atlantis
Where mermaids sing
And tuxedoed dolphins bring you breakfast

One year later I was transfered to the moon
Worse pay, better hours
I was transfered to the moon
Worse pay, better fellow workers

I built our love out of blood
I went to the dentist and told him take out my heart
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown

I was attending Mardi Gras with Fidel Castro
Buxom cross dressers threw fake gold coins at our feet
As we discussed the fate of the revolution
Suddenly, CIA men dressed in bikinis
Tried to stab us with fountain pens
Fidel blew mustard gas from his cigar
And immobalized the lot of them
19 tequilas later we had a deal
Havana goes back to the mob
And Fidel and I open a chain of Kentucky Fried Chicken shops

Ain't life sweet? I feel good
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now, how do you feel?

I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now, how do you feel?


Mauro




Here's another inevitable entry we might as well get out of the way:



She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

(Someone asked me to change my .sig quote back, so I did.)




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RE: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-23 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 09:57 AM Thursday 3/23/2006, Horn, John wrote:

 On Behalf Of Ronn!Blankenship

 Shannon, is gone I heard
 She's drifting out to sea
 She always loved to swim away
 Maybe she'll find an island with a shaded tree Just like the
 one in our backyard

I was waiting for this one.

Hoping against it, I guess, but expecting it nonetheless.

My wife likes to pull this one out when we play the worst song you
can have stuck in your head game...




I made a note of it two or three days ago, and finally decided to go 
ahead with it



--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

(Someone asked me to change my .sig quote back, so I did.)




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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-23 Thread Dave Land


On Mar 22, 2006, at 10:59 PM, Charlie Bell wrote:



On Mar 23, 2006, at 5:53 PM, Russell Chapman wrote:


50 points to anyone other than Charlie who can name the album.

Dave Drawing a green mist behind him Land


But this is Forever Autumn from the War of the Worlds

Surely...


See, said it was easy. Have 50 of Dave's points... ...and don't  
call me Shirley. ;)


There's FINALLY a stage version, by the way. It's on tour. Hope it  
comes Down Under.


From the official web site, some outrageous hype:

Jeff Wayne's musical adaptation of H. G. Wells' classic novel
/The War Of The Worlds/ is the best known and best selling
musical work of all time.

Take THAT, Wolfie! Eat THAT, Herr Beethoven! Smoke THIS one, Mr. Bach!

Dave
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-23 Thread Robert Seeberger
Dave Land wrote:
 On Mar 23, 2006, at 7:57 AM, Horn, John wrote:

 On Behalf Of Ronn!Blankenship

 Shannon, is gone I heard
 She's drifting out to sea
 She always loved to swim away
 Maybe she'll find an island with a shaded tree Just like the
 one in our backyard

 I was waiting for this one.

 Hoping against it, I guess, but expecting it nonetheless.

 My wife likes to pull this one out when we play the worst song you
 can have stuck in your head game...

 I wonder how many others play this game with their significant 
 others?
 Peggy has been following this thread with great enjoyment. Credit 
 for
 several of my offerings must go to her.

 She is a cruel woman. Today, she suggested this:


 My father married a pure Cherokee
 My mother's people were ashamed of me
 The indians said I was white by law
 The White Man always called me Indian Squaw

 [CHORUS:]
 Half-breed, that's all I ever heard
 Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word
 Half-breed, she's no good they warned
 Both sides were against me since the day I was born

 We never settled, went from town to town
 When you're not welcome you don't hang around
 The other children always laughed at me Give her a feather, she's a
 Cherokee

 [Repeat Chorus]

 We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed
 Nineteen I left them, tell me who's to blame
 My life since then has been from man to man
 But I can't run away from what I am


Pass this one back to your honeybunch with my regards!
G

(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda)

There's a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes

And there's a girl in this harbor town
And she works layin' whiskey down
They say Brandy, fetch another round
She serves them whiskey and wine

The sailors say Brandy, you're a fine girl (you're a fine girl)
What a good wife you would be (such a fine girl)
Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

Brandy wears a braided chain
Made of finest silver from the North of Spain
A locket that bears the name
Of the man that Brandy loves

He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

The sailor said  Brandy, you're a fine girl (you're a fine girl)
What a good wife you would be (such a fine girl)
But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

Yeah, Brandy used to watch his eyes
When he told his sailor stories
She could feel the ocean foam rise
She saw its ragin' glory
But he had always told the truth, lord, he was an honest man
And Brandy does her best to understand
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

At night when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a silent town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say

She hears him say  Brandy, you're a fine girl (you're a fine girl)
What a good wife you would be (such a fine girl)
But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

Brandy, you're a fine girl (you're a fine girl)
FADE

What a good wife you would be (such a fine girl)
But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea


xponent
Brandy - The Most Gullible Girl In Town Maru
rob 


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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-23 Thread Charlie Bell


On Mar 24, 2006, at 9:27 AM, Dave Land wrote:


From the official web site, some outrageous hype:

Jeff Wayne's musical adaptation of H. G. Wells' classic novel
/The War Of The Worlds/ is the best known and best selling
musical work of all time.


s/musical work/musical adaptation of sf novel :)

Of course, that's until the music hall revue style Startide Rising,  
featuring the classic numbers Swimming in a metal sea, Sometimes  
it seems like the whole universe is out to get us and My what big  
teeth you have (for a dolphin).


Take THAT, Wolfie! Eat THAT, Herr Beethoven! Smoke THIS one, Mr. Bach!


*g*

Take That? ;) Oh, I see what you mean...

Better selling than Bat Out Of Hell, even? Maybe, probably not. But  
well loved.


*humming Eve of the War*

Charlie


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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-23 Thread Dave Land

On Mar 23, 2006, at 2:41 PM, Charlie Bell wrote:


On Mar 24, 2006, at 9:27 AM, Dave Land wrote:


From the official web site, some outrageous hype:

Jeff Wayne's musical adaptation of H. G. Wells' classic novel
/The War Of The Worlds/ is the best known and best selling
musical work of all time.


s/musical work/musical adaptation of sf novel :)


Hubris can be such a beautiful thing from a certain angle.

Of course, that's until the music hall revue style Startide Rising,  
featuring the classic numbers Swimming in a metal sea, Sometimes  
it seems like the whole universe is out to get us and My what big  
teeth you have (for a dolphin).


Yeah, but whose idea was it to cast Bruce Willis as Creideiki and Jim  
Carey as Charles Dart? Kind of ruined it for me. You have to admit  
that Danny DeVito was a surprise hit as Takkata-Jim.



*humming Eve of the War*


I'm listening to the whole thing now. Amazing how well it holds up  
after almost 20 years.


Dave

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Ray Ludenia
Synchronicity strikes again! This song just happened to be playing in 
the car today, causing me to explain the existence of this thread to my 
wife. Thanks everyone for all those sweet lyrics coursing through my 
addled brain the last few days!


Regards, Ray.



On 22/03/2006, at 10:43 AM, Robert Seeberger wrote:


Wishin’ and hopin’ and thinkin’ and prayin’
Plannin’ and dreamin’ each night of his charms
That won’t get you into his arms
So if you’re lookin’ to find love you can share
All you gotta do is hold him and kiss him and love him
And show him that you care

Show him that you care just for him
Do the things he likes to do
Wear your hair just for him, ’cause
You won’t get him
Thinkin’ and a-prayin’, wishin’ and a-hopin’

’cause wishin’ and hopin’ and thinkin’ and prayin’
Plannin’ and dreamin’ his kisses will start
That won’t get you into his heart
So if you’re thinkin’ of how great true love is

All you gotta do is hold him and kiss him and squeeze him and love him
Yeah, just do it
And after you do, you will be his

You gotta show him that you care just for him
Do the things he likes to do
Wear your hair just for him, ’cause
You won’t get him
Thinkin’ and a-prayin’, wishin’ and a-hopin’

’cause wishin’ and hopin’ and thinkin’ and prayin’
Plannin’ and dreamin’ his kisses will start
That won’t get you into his heart
So if you’re thinkin’ of how great true love is

All you gotta do is hold him and kiss him and squeeze him and love him
Yeah, just do it
And after you do, you will be his
You will be his
You will be his


xponent
Synchopated Maru
rob


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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Julia Thompson

Robert Seeberger wrote:


extended up-tempo instrumental interlude that rivals anything done by
Chicago or even Classical Gas by Mason Williams


I've never actually heard a *recording*, but I've heard it sung.  (Heck, 
my music teacher had us singing it!)  That description of the musical 
interlude just blew me away.


And now I have to listen to Classical Gas, thankyouverymuch

Julia
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Julia Thompson

Ronn!Blankenship wrote:

At 05:37 PM Tuesday 3/21/2006, Robert Seeberger wrote:


MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh NO!! (upon which Harris suffers an irreversible gender change)





That must be the only way to hit that note.  I for sure never have been 
able to . . .


Heck, I had a hard time hitting it as an 11-year-old girl!

Julia
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Julia Thompson

Ronn!Blankenship wrote:

At 04:45 PM Tuesday 3/21/2006, Julia Thompson wrote:


Dave Land wrote:


On Mar 21, 2006, at 12:42 PM, Julia Thompson wrote:


Ronn!Blankenship wrote:


...
One tin soldier rides away.
...




I love that one



That's more embarrassing than admitting that I like Kenny Loggins.



Hey, if you'd heard it sung by the woman I first heard it sung by, you 
might have a certain fondness for it, as well.  (Very pretty singing 
voice.)




Who would that be?


--Ronn!  :)


A counselor at a summer program I was in one year.  (I.e., nobody you 
would have ever heard of.)


My listening of non-classical pre-recorded stuff was limited to whatever 
I heard while out shopping with my mom and Tom Lehrer (which my mom 
would cheerfully put on the record player for me, starting around age 6 
or so), at least until the age of 10 or so, and then it was still fairly 
limited until I started going to dances in junior high.  I had no idea 
who did Whip It (although I knew I liked it), but could tell you 
exactly which of the Brandenburg concertos I'd heard a 3-second snippet 
from.


Julia

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Julia Thompson

Doug Pensinger wrote:

Robert wrote:

Shiny happy people laughing
Meet me in the crowd
People, people
Throw your love around
Love me, love me
Take it into town
Happy, happy
Put it in the ground
Where the flowers grow
Gold and silver shine

(chorus)
Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people laughing

Everyone around, love them, love them
Put it in your hands
Take it, take it
There’s no time to cry
Happy, happy
Put it in your heart
Where tomorrow shines
Gold and silver shine



Furry happy monsters laughing
Monsters having fun,
Happy, happy
See them jump and run.
Happy, happy
laughing all the while
Cheerful cheerful
Flashing a big smile
That’s a perfect sign
That they’re feeling fine

Furry happy monsters feeling glad
Furry happy monsters feeling glad
Furry happy monsters laughing

Something has gone wrong,
Sighing, sighing.
Faces have turned long,
Crying, crying.
Hear them sob and whine,
Tearful, tearful.
That’s a real good sign,
That they’re feeling glum.
Sad, sad times have come.

Furry sobbing monsters feeling sad.
Furry sobbing monsters feeling sad.
Furry sobbing monsters crying.

[upbeat instrumental bit]

Furry happy monsters feeling glad.
Furry happy monsters feeling glad.
Furry happy monsters laughing.

Furry sobbing monsters feeling sad.
Furry sobbing monsters feeling sad.
Furry sobbing monsters crying.

Furry happy monsters feeling glad.
Furry happy monsters feeling glad.
Furry happy monsters laughing.

Monsters, Happy, Monsters
Monsters, Happy, Monsters
Monsters, Happy, Monsters
Monsters, Happy, Monsters


Julia

Amazing what they'll do to get on Sesame Street
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Julia Thompson

Steve Sloan wrote:

Ronn!Blankenship wrote:

  So bye-bye, miss American pie.
  Drove my Chevy to the levee,
  But the levee was dry.
  And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
  Singin', This'll be the day that I die.
  This'll be the day that I die.

It's not all bad, because it inspired one of Weird Al's best
ever songs, The Saga Begins. Far better than the source
song and source movie.


IT WAS TOO DARN SHORT!  There were not enough verses in Weird Al's 
version!  It felt WRONG!


Julia

Just my opinion
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Re: Dr. Demento (was Re: Hello (hello, hello))

2006-03-22 Thread Julia Thompson

Charlie Bell wrote:


On Mar 22, 2006, at 12:22 PM, Ronn!Blankenship wrote:



I was holding that one in reserve.  Oh, well.  (Or perhaps that  
should be Oh, shell.)



Of course, there's always:



Star Trekkin' across the universe,



uh-huh.. well, I see that, with this...

I just down from the Isle of Skye
I'm no very big but I'm awful shy
All the lassies shout as I walk by,
Donald, Where's Your Trousers?

Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I go
All the lassies cry, Hello!
Donald, where's your trousers?

I went to a fancy ball
It was slippery in the hall
I was afeared that I may fall
Because I nay had on trousers

I went down to London town
To have a little fun in the underground
All the Ladies turned their heads around, saying,
Donald, where's your trousers?

The lassies love me every one
But they must catch me if they can
You canna put the breeks on a highland man, saying,
Donald, where's your trousers?


Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

(Also Dr. Demento)

Julia

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Re: Dr. Demento (was Re: Hello (hello, hello))

2006-03-22 Thread Jim Sharkey

PAT MATHEWS wrote:
Winds blow high and winds blow low
To Zerro-Gee in my kilt I'll go
All the lassies say Hello
Scotty, where's your trousers!
(Star Trek version)

Why am I reminded of a song that ends something like Lad, I dunno 
where you've been, but I see you won first prize?

Jim
Greased Scotsman Maru

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Re: Dr. Demento (was Re: Hello (hello, hello))

2006-03-22 Thread Jim Sharkey

Julia Thompson wrote:
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

And Julia answers my question.  My own fault for not reading all my 
e-mails before responding.  :)

Jim
Too quick Maru

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Re: Dr. Demento (was Re: Hello (hello, hello))

2006-03-22 Thread Jim Sharkey

Ronn!Blankenship wrote:
Jim Sharkey wrote:
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
I was holding that one in reserve.  Oh, well.  (Or perhaps that 
should be Oh, shell.)

I figured given the listees' penchant for puns that it was a must 
post.  I mean, Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of 
it alone makes it a song worth listening to.  :)

Jim
No pun in ten did Maru

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Re: Dr. Demento (was Re: Hello (hello, hello))

2006-03-22 Thread Julia Thompson

Jim Sharkey wrote:

PAT MATHEWS wrote:


Winds blow high and winds blow low
To Zerro-Gee in my kilt I'll go
All the lassies say Hello
Scotty, where's your trousers!
(Star Trek version)



Why am I reminded of a song that ends something like Lad, I dunno 
where you've been, but I see you won first prize?


Because that's what it reminds people of, if they've heard it to be 
reminded?  :D


Julia

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 07:14 AM Wednesday 3/22/2006, Julia Thompson wrote:

Robert Seeberger wrote:


extended up-tempo instrumental interlude that rivals anything done by
Chicago or even Classical Gas by Mason Williams


I've never actually heard a *recording*, but I've heard it 
sung.  (Heck, my music teacher had us singing it!)  That description 
of the musical interlude just blew me away.


And now I have to listen to Classical Gas, thankyouverymuch



The Alfred E. Newman version?


--Ronn!  :)

Bathroom humor is an American-Standard.



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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 07:29 AM Wednesday 3/22/2006, Julia Thompson wrote:

Ronn!Blankenship wrote:

At 04:45 PM Tuesday 3/21/2006, Julia Thompson wrote:


Dave Land wrote:


On Mar 21, 2006, at 12:42 PM, Julia Thompson wrote:


Ronn!Blankenship wrote:


...
One tin soldier rides away.
...




I love that one



That's more embarrassing than admitting that I like Kenny Loggins.



Hey, if you'd heard it sung by the woman I first heard it sung by, 
you might have a certain fondness for it, as well.  (Very pretty 
singing voice.)


Who would that be?

--Ronn!  :)


A counselor at a summer program I was in one year.  (I.e., nobody 
you would have ever heard of.)


My listening of non-classical pre-recorded stuff was limited to 
whatever I heard while out shopping with my mom and Tom Lehrer



Why were your mom and Tom Lehrer shopping together?


 (which my mom would cheerfully put on the record player for me, 
starting around age 6 or so),



I saw the songbook just a few minutes ago in passing through the 
other room.  (No, not the room the piano is in.  Go figure.)



 at least until the age of 10 or so, and then it was still fairly 
limited until I started going to dances in junior high.  I had no 
idea who did Whip It (although I knew I liked it)



I'm not even going to touch this one.


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

(Someone asked me to change my .sig quote back, so I did.)




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Re: Dr. Demento (was Re: Hello (hello, hello))

2006-03-22 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 07:48 AM Wednesday 3/22/2006, Jim Sharkey wrote:


Julia Thompson wrote:
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

And Julia answers my question.  My own fault for not reading all my
e-mails before responding.  :)

Jim
Too quick Maru



It's okay as long as your wife doesn't say the same thing.


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

(Someone asked me to change my .sig quote back, so I did.)




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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

Take this job and shove it,
I ain't workin' here no more.
My woman done left,
An' took all the reasons I was workin' for.
You better not to try to stand in my way,
As I'm a walkin' out the door.
Take this job and shove it,
I ain't workin' here no more.

I've been workin' in this fact'ry,
For nigh on fifteen years.
All this time, I watched my woman,
Drownin' in a pool of tears.
An I've seen a lot of my good folk die,
Had a lot of bills to pay.
I'd give the shirt right off of my back,
If I had the guts to say.

Take this job and shove it,
I ain't workin' here no more.
My woman done left,
An' took all the reasons I was workin' for.
You better not to try to stand in my way,
As I'm a walkin' out the door.
Take this job and shove it,
I ain't workin' here no more.

Well, that foreman, he's a regular dog,
The line boss is a fool.
Got a brand new flat-top haircut;
Lord, he thinks he's cool.
One of these days, I'm gonna blow my top,
And sucker, he's gonna pay
Lord, I can't wait to see their faces,
When I get the nerve to say:

Take this job and shove it,
I ain't workin' here no more.
My woman done left,
An' took all the reasons I was workin' for.
You better not to try to stand in my way,
As I'm a walkin' out the door.
Take this job and shove it,
I ain't workin' here no more.

Take this job and shove it.


Apropos Of Nothing In Particular Maru


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

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Re: Dr. Demento (was Re: Hello (hello, hello))

2006-03-22 Thread Jim Sharkey

Ronn!Blankenship wrote:
Jim Sharkey wrote:
Too quick Maru
It's okay as long as your wife doesn't say the same thing.

It's never a problem.  My wife's like a dude in that regard: OK, I'm 
done, time to roll over and go to sleep.  And darnit, sometimes a 
guy just wants to be held, you know?  :-(

Jim
TMI Maru

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RE: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Horn, John
The marchin' band came down along Main Street
The soldier blues fell in behind
I looked across and there I saw Billy
Waiting to go and join the line
And with her head upon his shoulder
His young and lovely fiancee
From where I stood I saw she was cryin'
And through her tears I heard her say

Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife
And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low
Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me

The soldier blues were trapped on a hillside
The battle raging all around
The sergeant cried, We've got to hang on, boys!
We've got to hold this piece of ground
I need a volunteer to ride up
And bring us back some extra men
And Billy's hand was up in a moment
Forgettin' all the words she said

She said
Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife
And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low
Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me

I heard his fiancee got a letter
That told how Billy died that day
The letter said that he was a hero
She should be proud he died that way
I heard she threw that letter away ...

I'm surprised no one posted this one yet...

Special points if you know which war this song was written about!

  - jmh

I had the 45 Maru
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Robert Seeberger
Ronn!Blankenship wrote:
 At 07:29 AM Wednesday 3/22/2006, Julia Thompson wrote:

  at least until the age of 10 or so, and then it was still fairly
 limited until I started going to dances in junior high.  I had no
 idea who did Whip It (although I knew I liked it)


 I'm not even going to touch this one.


I've touched it frequently enough..here:

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma’s back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something’s going wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It’s not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets away
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good
I say whip it
Whip it good

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma’s back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something’s going wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It’s not too late
To whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It’s not too late
To whip it
Whip it good


But I prefer Smart Patrol/Mr DNA myself.


xponent
Mr Kamakaze Maru
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Robert Seeberger
Horn, John wrote:
 The marchin' band came down along Main Street
 The soldier blues fell in behind
 I looked across and there I saw Billy
 Waiting to go and join the line
 And with her head upon his shoulder
 His young and lovely fiancee
 From where I stood I saw she was cryin'
 And through her tears I heard her say

 Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
 Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife
 And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low
 Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me

 The soldier blues were trapped on a hillside
 The battle raging all around
 The sergeant cried, We've got to hang on, boys!
 We've got to hold this piece of ground
 I need a volunteer to ride up
 And bring us back some extra men
 And Billy's hand was up in a moment
 Forgettin' all the words she said

 She said
 Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
 Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife
 And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low
 Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me

 I heard his fiancee got a letter
 That told how Billy died that day
 The letter said that he was a hero
 She should be proud he died that way
 I heard she threw that letter away ...

 I'm surprised no one posted this one yet...

 Special points if you know which war this song was written about!


Soldier blues?
The Civil War?

xponent
Guessaroonio Maru
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread PAT MATHEWS

From: Robert Seeberger [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: Killer Bs Discussion brin-l@mccmedia.com
To: Killer Bs Discussion brin-l@mccmedia.com
Subject: Re: Hello (hello, hello)
Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2006 16:38:39 -0600

Horn, John wrote:
 The marchin' band came down along Main Street
 The soldier blues fell in behind
 I looked across and there I saw Billy
 Waiting to go and join the line
 And with her head upon his shoulder
 His young and lovely fiancee
 From where I stood I saw she was cryin'
 And through her tears I heard her say

 Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
 Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife
 And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low
 Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me

 The soldier blues were trapped on a hillside
 The battle raging all around
 The sergeant cried, We've got to hang on, boys!
 We've got to hold this piece of ground
 I need a volunteer to ride up
 And bring us back some extra men
 And Billy's hand was up in a moment
 Forgettin' all the words she said

 She said
 Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
 Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife
 And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low
 Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me

 I heard his fiancee got a letter
 That told how Billy died that day
 The letter said that he was a hero
 She should be proud he died that way
 I heard she threw that letter away ...

 I'm surprised no one posted this one yet...

 Special points if you know which war this song was written about!


Soldier blues?
The Civil War?

xponent
Guessaroonio Maru
rob



Oh, decidedly. The War Between the States.


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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 04:51 PM Wednesday 3/22/2006, PAT MATHEWS wrote:

From: Robert Seeberger [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: Killer Bs Discussion brin-l@mccmedia.com
To: Killer Bs Discussion brin-l@mccmedia.com
Subject: Re: Hello (hello, hello)
Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2006 16:38:39 -0600

Horn, John wrote:

 [...snip...]

 Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
 Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife
 And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low
 Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me

 [...snip...]

 Special points if you know which war this song was written about!


Soldier blues?
The Civil War?

xponent
Guessaroonio Maru
rob


Oh, decidedly. The War Between the States.




Ahem.

The War of Northern Aggression.


@#%$#^**!! Damyankees Maru


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Dave Land

On Mar 22, 2006, at 3:23 PM, Ronn!Blankenship wrote:


At 04:51 PM Wednesday 3/22/2006, PAT MATHEWS wrote:


From: Robert Seeberger [EMAIL PROTECTED]

The Civil War?


Oh, decidedly. The War Between the States.


Ahem.

The War of Northern Aggression.

@#%$#^**!! Damyankees Maru


I recall being at a Junior Achievers' conference in the mid-'70s and  
hearing some guy yell The South will rise again! from the back of  
the auditorium, which was immediately answered from the front with  
It never fell, ya damn Yankee!


I am reminded of that sentiment every time the Southern states vote.

Dave
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Re: Dr. Demento (was Re: Hello (hello, hello))

2006-03-22 Thread Dave Land

On Mar 22, 2006, at 12:26 PM, Jim Sharkey wrote:



Ronn!Blankenship wrote:

Jim Sharkey wrote:

Too quick Maru

It's okay as long as your wife doesn't say the same thing.


It's never a problem.  My wife's like a dude in that regard: OK, I'm
done, time to roll over and go to sleep.  And darnit, sometimes a
guy just wants to be held, you know?  :-(


Thanks for over-sharing.

Dave

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Robert Seeberger
PAT MATHEWS wrote:
 From: Robert Seeberger [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Reply-To: Killer Bs Discussion brin-l@mccmedia.com
 To: Killer Bs Discussion brin-l@mccmedia.com
 Subject: Re: Hello (hello, hello)
 Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2006 16:38:39 -0600

 Horn, John wrote:
 Special points if you know which war this song was written about!


 Soldier blues?
 The Civil War?



 Oh, decidedly. The War Between the States.



AKA: The War of Northern Aggression
G


xponent
Typical Southern Response Maru
rob 


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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Robert Seeberger
Ronn!Blankenship wrote:
 At 04:51 PM Wednesday 3/22/2006, PAT MATHEWS wrote:
 From: Robert Seeberger [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Reply-To: Killer Bs Discussion brin-l@mccmedia.com
 To: Killer Bs Discussion brin-l@mccmedia.com
 Subject: Re: Hello (hello, hello)
 Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2006 16:38:39 -0600

 Horn, John wrote:

 [...snip...]

 Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
 Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife
 And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low
 Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me

 [...snip...]

 Special points if you know which war this song was written about!


 Soldier blues?
 The Civil War?

 xponent
 Guessaroonio Maru
 rob

 Oh, decidedly. The War Between the States.



 Ahem.

 The War of Northern Aggression.


 @#%$#^**!! Damyankees Maru


Damn! Should have known!


xponent
RONN!! Maru
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Julia Thompson

Ronn!Blankenship wrote:

At 07:14 AM Wednesday 3/22/2006, Julia Thompson wrote:


Robert Seeberger wrote:


extended up-tempo instrumental interlude that rivals anything done by
Chicago or even Classical Gas by Mason Williams



I've never actually heard a *recording*, but I've heard it sung.  
(Heck, my music teacher had us singing it!)  That description of the 
musical interlude just blew me away.


And now I have to listen to Classical Gas, thankyouverymuch




The Alfred E. Newman version?


No, what he recorded with Manheim Steamroller.  I have it on my hard drive.

Julia

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Robert Seeberger
Julia Thompson wrote:
 Ronn!Blankenship wrote:
 At 07:14 AM Wednesday 3/22/2006, Julia Thompson wrote:

 Robert Seeberger wrote:

 extended up-tempo instrumental interlude that rivals anything
 done by Chicago or even Classical Gas by Mason Williams


 I've never actually heard a *recording*, but I've heard it sung.
 (Heck, my music teacher had us singing it!)  That description of 
 the
 musical interlude just blew me away.

 And now I have to listen to Classical Gas, thankyouverymuch



 The Alfred E. Newman version?

 No, what he recorded with Manheim Steamroller.  I have it on my hard
 drive.

I believe Ronn! is thinking of It's a Gas which is one of those 
paper phonograph recordings that came inside a copy of Mad Magazine in 
the late 60s.
Basically, it is fart sounds set to music.



xponent
Bilabial Frickative Maru
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

Another day's at end
Mama says she's tired again
No one can even begin to tell her
I hardly know what to say
But maybe it's better that way
If Pop-pa were here I'm sure he'd tell her

Shannon, is gone I heard
She's drifting out to sea
She always loved to swim away
Maybe she'll find an island with a shaded tree
Just like the one in our backyard

Mama tries hard to pretend
That things will get better again
Somehow she's keepin' it all inside her
But finally the tears fill our eyes
And I know that somewhere tonight
She knows how much we really miss her

Shannon, is gone I heard
She's drifting out to sea
She always loved to swim away
Maybe she'll find an island
With a shaded tree
Just like the one in our back yard
Ah, just like the one in our back yard
Ah
Just like the one in our back yard


Dead Puppies Again Maru


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

you've got a cute way of talking
you got the better of me
just snap your fingers and I'm walking
like a dog hanging on your lead
I'm in a spin you know
shaking on string you know

you make me feel like dancing
I'm gonna dance the night away
you make me feel like dancing
I'm gonna dance the night away
you make feel like dancing
I feel like dancing dancing dance the night away
I feel like dancing dancing ahhh

quarter to four in the morning
I ain't feeling tired no no no no no
just hold me tight and leave on the light
cause I don't want to go home

you put a spell on me
I'm right where you want me to be

You make me feel like dancing
I want to dance the night away
you make me feel like dancing
I'm gonna dance the night away
you make feel like dancing
I feel like dancing dancing dance the night away
I feel like dancing dancing

you take me higher
I'm gonna catch on fire 'cause

you make me feel like dancing I wanna dance the night away
you make me feel like dancing I'm gonna dance my life away
I feel like dancing dancing dance the night away
I feel like dancing dancing dance the night away
I feel like dancing dancing dance the night away
I feel like dancing dancing ahhh

you really slipped me a potion
I can't get off of the floor
all this perpetual motion
you gotta give me some more
you gotta give me some more

and if you'll let me stay we'll dance our lives away
you make me feel like dancing I wanna dance my life away
you make me feel like dancing I wanna dance my life away
you make me feel like dancing I wanna dance my life away
I feel
you make me feel like dancing



This Makes Me Feel Like Ralphing Maru


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

Nights in white satin,
Never reaching the end,
Letters I've written,
Never meaning to send.

Beauty I'd always missed
With these eyes before,
Just what the truth is
I can't say anymore.

'cause I love you,
Yes, I love you,
Oh, how, I love you.

Gazing at people,
Some hand in hand,
Just what I'm going thru
They can understand.

Some try to tell me
Thoughts they cannot defend,
Just what you want to be
You will be in the end,

And I love you,
Yes, I love you,
Oh, how, I love you.
Oh, how, I love you.

Nights in white satin,
Never reaching the end,
Letters I've written,
Never meaning to send.

Beauty I'd always missed
With these eyes before,
Just what the truth is
I can't say anymore.

'cause I love you,
Yes, I love you,
Oh, how, I love you.
Oh, how, I love you.

'cause I love you,
Yes, I love you,
Oh, how, I love you.
Oh, how, I love you.

(Spoken)

Breathe deep the gathering gloom
Watch lights fade from every room
Bed setter people look back and lament
Another day's useless energy's spent
Impassioned lovers wrestle as one
Lonely man cries for love and has none
New mother picks up and suckles her son
Senior citizens wish they were young
Cold-hearted orb that rules the night
Removes the colors from our sight
Red is grey and yellow white,
But we decide which is right,
And which is an illusion.

 BONG!!! 


Not To Be Confused With The KKKnights In White Linen Maru


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 07:59 PM Wednesday 3/22/2006, Julia Thompson wrote:

Ronn!Blankenship wrote:

At 07:14 AM Wednesday 3/22/2006, Julia Thompson wrote:


Robert Seeberger wrote:


extended up-tempo instrumental interlude that rivals anything done by
Chicago or even Classical Gas by Mason Williams



I've never actually heard a *recording*, but I've heard it sung.
(Heck, my music teacher had us singing it!)  That description of 
the musical interlude just blew me away.


And now I have to listen to Classical Gas, thankyouverymuch


The Alfred E. Newman version?


No, what he recorded with Manheim Steamroller.  I have it on my hard drive.




I have the AEN version on my hard drive, as it plays every time I run 
Totally MAD.  I also have the record which was bound inside a MAD 
giant issue sometime back in the Sixties.



If This Record Sticks, Try Pushing A Pencil Through The Hole To Make 
It Bigger, Or Better Yet, Try Firing A .45 Caliber Bullet Through It Maru



--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 08:38 PM Wednesday 3/22/2006, Robert Seeberger wrote:

Julia Thompson wrote:
 Ronn!Blankenship wrote:
 At 07:14 AM Wednesday 3/22/2006, Julia Thompson wrote:

 Robert Seeberger wrote:

 extended up-tempo instrumental interlude that rivals anything
 done by Chicago or even Classical Gas by Mason Williams


 I've never actually heard a *recording*, but I've heard it sung.
 (Heck, my music teacher had us singing it!)  That description of
 the
 musical interlude just blew me away.

 And now I have to listen to Classical Gas, thankyouverymuch



 The Alfred E. Newman version?

 No, what he recorded with Manheim Steamroller.  I have it on my hard
 drive.

I believe Ronn! is thinking of It's a Gas which is one of those
paper phonograph recordings that came inside a copy of Mad Magazine in
the late 60s.



Picky, picky.



Basically, it is fart sounds set to music.



And your point is?


Before The Gas Shortage Maru


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

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Re: Dr. Demento (was Re: Hello (hello, hello))

2006-03-22 Thread Julia Thompson

Dave Land wrote:

On Mar 22, 2006, at 12:26 PM, Jim Sharkey wrote:



Ronn!Blankenship wrote:


Jim Sharkey wrote:


Too quick Maru


It's okay as long as your wife doesn't say the same thing.



It's never a problem.  My wife's like a dude in that regard: OK, I'm
done, time to roll over and go to sleep.  And darnit, sometimes a
guy just wants to be held, you know?  :-(



Thanks for over-sharing.


Glad I deleted my response unsent, then.

Julia

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Charlie Bell


On Mar 23, 2006, at 1:38 PM, Ronn!Blankenship wrote:


Nights in white satin,


No, you're wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. This is the correct Justin Hayward:

The summer sun is fading as the year grows old
And darker days are drawing near.
The winter winds will be much colder
Now you're not here.

I watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky
And one by one they disappear.
I wish that I was flying with them
Now you're not here.

Like the sun through the trees you came to love me.
Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away.

Through autumn's golden gown we used to kick our way,
You always loved this time of year.
Those fallen leaves lie undisturbed now
'Cause you're not here.
'Cause you're not here.
'Cause you're not here.

Like the sun through the trees you came to love me,
Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away.

A gentle rain falls softly on my weary eyes
As if to hide a lonely tear,
My life will be forever autumn
'Cause you're not here.
'Cause you're not here.
'Cause you're not here.

Charlie




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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

Crossin' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

C'mon stink!

You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven!



P. U. Maru


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

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RE: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 02:50 PM Wednesday 3/22/2006, Horn, John wrote:

The marchin' band came down along Main Street
The soldier blues fell in behind
I looked across and there I saw Billy
Waiting to go and join the line
And with her head upon his shoulder
His young and lovely fiancee
From where I stood I saw she was cryin'
And through her tears I heard her say

Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife
And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low
Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me

The soldier blues were trapped on a hillside
The battle raging all around
The sergeant cried, We've got to hang on, boys!
We've got to hold this piece of ground
I need a volunteer to ride up
And bring us back some extra men
And Billy's hand was up in a moment
Forgettin' all the words she said

She said
Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife
And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low
Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me

I heard his fiancee got a letter
That told how Billy died that day
The letter said that he was a hero
She should be proud he died that way
I heard she threw that letter away ...

I'm surprised no one posted this one yet...

Special points if you know which war this song was written about!



In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.

[Chorus:]
We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin' on
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We looked down the river and we see'd the British come.
And there must have been a hundred of'em beatin' on the drum.
They stepped so high and they made the bugles ring.
We stood by our cotton bales and didn't say a thing.

[Chorus]

Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire our muskets 'til we looked 'em in the eye
We held our fire 'til we see'd their faces well.
Then we opened up with squirrel guns and really gave 'em ... well

[Chorus]

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.**

We fired our cannon 'til the barrel melted down.
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.

[Chorus]

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.**



--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Dave Land

On Mar 22, 2006, at 7:16 PM, Charlie Bell wrote:


On Mar 23, 2006, at 1:38 PM, Ronn!Blankenship wrote:


Nights in white satin,


No, you're wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. This is the correct Justin  
Hayward:


The summer sun is fading as the year grows old
And darker days are drawing near.
The winter winds will be much colder
Now you're not here.


50 points to anyone other than Charlie who can name the album.

Dave Drawing a green mist behind him Land

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 12:24 AM Thursday 3/23/2006, Dave Land wrote:

On Mar 22, 2006, at 7:16 PM, Charlie Bell wrote:


On Mar 23, 2006, at 1:38 PM, Ronn!Blankenship wrote:


Nights in white satin,


No, you're wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. This is the correct Justin
Hayward:

The summer sun is fading as the year grows old
And darker days are drawing near.
The winter winds will be much colder
Now you're not here.


50 points to anyone other than Charlie who can name the album.



Go Now?


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Dave Land

On Mar 22, 2006, at 7:16 PM, Charlie Bell wrote:


The summer sun is fading as the year grows old
And darker days are drawing near.
The winter winds will be much colder
Now you're not here.


Of course, I owned this album.

And Bread Baby I'm-a Want You

And Orleans Waking and Dreaming

And a couple of others that have been tortured here.

So I think, do I have horrendous taste in music, or what?

And then I realize, hey, I was 14 years old. I was /supposed/ to have  
horrendous taste in music.


And then I think, these people who made these songs weren't 14 years  
old. They were, like, grown-ups and shit.


What up with that?

Dave
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Russell Chapman

Dave Land wrote:



No, you're wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. This is the correct Justin  
Hayward:


The summer sun is fading as the year grows old
And darker days are drawing near.
The winter winds will be much colder
Now you're not here.



50 points to anyone other than Charlie who can name the album.

Dave Drawing a green mist behind him Land


But this is Forever Autumn from the War of the Worlds

Surely...


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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Charlie Bell


On Mar 23, 2006, at 5:24 PM, Dave Land wrote:


The summer sun is fading as the year grows old
And darker days are drawing near.
The winter winds will be much colder
Now you're not here.


50 points to anyone other than Charlie who can name the album.


That's rather generous on this list

Charlie
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-22 Thread Charlie Bell


On Mar 23, 2006, at 5:53 PM, Russell Chapman wrote:


50 points to anyone other than Charlie who can name the album.

Dave Drawing a green mist behind him Land


But this is Forever Autumn from the War of the Worlds

Surely...


See, said it was easy. Have 50 of Dave's points... ...and don't call  
me Shirley. ;)


There's FINALLY a stage version, by the way. It's on tour. Hope it  
comes Down Under.


Charlie
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-21 Thread Dave Land

This is an unfinished song that my lovely and delicate wife and I
started writing while driving back from the Pacific Northwest. We were
in the kind of mood that is driving this thread, having just turned off
God Bless the USA or some other piece of patrioreligious tripe. We
haven't recorded it yet, but we do have music. If you've heard God
Bless the USA, you know where we're headed with this. Think of the
frighteningly sincere cowboy type who has to choke back tears on every
other line.

Think lots of swelling strings.

I Love America
(And Jesus Does, Too)

When God was creating the earth,
He saved the best for us:
The grandest canyon, The rockiest mountains,
Great plains alive with grains.

For God so loved the world
That He gave His only Son,
And to our most-favored nation,
This land. (spoken) Thy will be done

The master has a purpose
For this land under red, white, and blue.
Yes, I love America,
And Jesus does, too.

He walked upon the waters
Created us equally
And blessed our founding fathers
From sea to shining sea

His gift has been wrapped
in red, white, and blue.
Cuz I love America
And God does too

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-21 Thread Dave Land

Goodbye to you my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and A B C's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.

Goodbye my friend it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons
Out of time..

Goodbye Papa please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along.

Goodbye Papa its hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them I'll be there.

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone.

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone.

Goodbye Michelle my little one
You gave me love and helped me find the sun
And every time that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground.

Goodbye Michelle it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers everywhere
I wish that we could both be there

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone

All our lives we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons
Out of time..

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun

Dave After this, it's not /that/ hard to die. Land

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-21 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 02:23 AM Tuesday 3/21/2006, Dave Land wrote:

Goodbye to you my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and A B C's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.

Goodbye my friend it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons
Out of time..

Goodbye Papa please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along.

Goodbye Papa its hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them I'll be there.

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone.

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone.

Goodbye Michelle my little one
You gave me love and helped me find the sun
And every time that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground.

Goodbye Michelle it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers everywhere
I wish that we could both be there

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone

All our lives we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons
Out of time..

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun





Ooh, how do you like my love
Ooh, how do you like my love

But if you want to know
How I really feel
Just get the cameras rolling
Get the action going
Baby you know my love for you is real
Take me where you want to
Then my heart you'll steal

More, more, more
How do you like it, how do you like it
More, more, more
How do you like it, how do you like it
More, more, more
How do you like it, how do you like it


But if you want to know
How I really feel
Just get the cameras rolling
Get the action going
Baby you know my love for you is real
Take me where you want to
Then my heart you'll steal

Ooh, how do you like my love
Ooh, how do you like my love



More, more, more
How do you like it, how do you like it
More, more, more
How do you like it, how do you like it
More, more, more
How do you like it, how do you like your love

Baby you know my love for you is real
Take me where you want to
Then my heart you steal

More, more, more
How do you like it, how do you like it
More, more, more
How do you like it, how do you like it
More, more, more
How do you like it, how do you like your love



B_rn Again? P_rn Star Maru


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-21 Thread Dave Land
While we've focused on sappy songs here, I think there are whole  
areas of awfulness that we haven't even begun to plumb.


Religio-Patriotic Tripe:
 - Courtesy of the Red White and Blue (The Angry American) by Toby  
Keith

 - God Bless the USA - Lee Greenwood

Music about music always sucks:
 - The Heart of Rock and Roll - Huey Lewis
 - We Built This City on Rock and Roll - Whoever
 - The Leader of the Band - Dan Fogelberg
   (His blood runs through my instrument? Are you SERIOUS?)

Novelty songs:
 - Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
 - Santa Baby (My family tortures me with this one every year)
 - Don't Worry, Be Happy

What other categories of life-deforming music are there?

Dave
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Re: Hello (hello, hello)

2006-03-21 Thread Ronn!Blankenship

At 01:04 AM Tuesday 3/21/2006, Dave Land wrote:

Some people suffer for their art. Other people leave the suffering to
others:

Clair, the moment I met you I swear
I felt as if something somewhere
Had happened to me
Which I couldn't see

And then
The moment I met you again
I knew in my heart we were friends
It had to be so
It couldn't be no

But try as hard as I might do I don't know why
You get to me in a way I can't describe
Words mean so little when you look up and smile
I don't care what people say,
To me you're more than a child
Oh! Clair, Clair

Clair, if ever a moment so rare
Was captured for all to compare
That moment is you
It's all that you do

But why in spite of our age difference do I cry
Each time I leave you I feel I could die
Nothing means more to me than hearing you say
I'm going to marry you
Will you marry me Uncle Ray?
Oh! Clair, Clair

Clair, I've told you before
Don't you dare
Get back into bed
Can't you see that it's late
No you can't have a drink
Oh! all right then but wait just a bit
While I, in an effort to baby sit,
Catch of my breath what there is left of it.
You can be murder at this hour of the day
But in the morning this hour
Will seem a lifetime away
Oh! Clair, Clair




Long distance information give me Memphis, Tennessee
Help me find the party trying to get in touch with me
She could not leave her number but I know who placed the call
My uncle took the message and he wrote it on the wall

Help me information to get in touch with my Marie
She's the only one who'd phone me here from Memphis, Tennessee
Her home is on the south side, high upon a ridge
Just a half a mile from the Mississippi bridge

Help me information more than that I cannot add
Only that I miss her and all the fun we had
But we were pulled apart because her mom did not agree
Tore apart our happy home in Memphis, Tennessee

The last time I saw Marie she was waving me goodbye
With hurry home drops on her cheek that trickled from her eye
Marie is only six years old, information please
Try to put me through to her in Memphis, Tennessee


People Get Arrested For Talking Like This In Chat Rooms Maru


--Ronn!  :)

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country 
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER 
GOD.  Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that 
would be eliminated from schools too?

   -- Red Skelton

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