Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it could be done. --BenD Bruce Sorge wrote: Why did the man throw the clock out of the window? To see time fly Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Horse walks into a bar Bartender says why the long face? Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little hoarse They go on and on. Bruce ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:251000 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
RE: joke of the day (jewish spin)
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rocker -- Scott Stewart ColdFusion Developer SSTWebworks 4405 Oakshyre Way Raleigh, NC. 27616 (919) 874-6229 (home) (703) 220-2835 (cell) -Original Message- From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2008 9:19 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: joke of the day (jewish spin) Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it could be done. --BenD Bruce Sorge wrote: Why did the man throw the clock out of the window? To see time fly Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Horse walks into a bar Bartender says why the long face? Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little hoarse They go on and on. Bruce ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:251013 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
joke of the day (jewish spin)
does anyone get this joke? i didnt... A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. What's the deal? the bartender asks. The duck says, It's opposite day. tw -- 'Never have anything in your life that you can't walk out on in thirty seconds flat, if you spot the heat coming around the corner' robert deniro - heat (1995) ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250897 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
i still dont get it? On Jan 15, 2008 10:41 AM, Jerry Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Normally, the joke is a man walks into a bar with a duck on his head The Jewish spin is the Rabbi (who seems to be in a lot of jokes, the funny guy) On Jan 15, 2008 10:38 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: does anyone get this joke? i didnt... A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. What's the deal? the bartender asks. The duck says, It's opposite day. ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250899 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
It's opposite day the duck says. Don't you remember opposite day from like the 2nd grade? Where everything is contrary? On Jan 15, 2008 10:46 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: i still dont get it? On Jan 15, 2008 10:41 AM, Jerry Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Normally, the joke is a man walks into a bar with a duck on his head The Jewish spin is the Rabbi (who seems to be in a lot of jokes, the funny guy) On Jan 15, 2008 10:38 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: does anyone get this joke? i didnt... A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. What's the deal? the bartender asks. The duck says, It's opposite day. ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250902 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
Probably because it's not very funny On Jan 15, 2008 9:46 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: i still dont get it? On Jan 15, 2008 10:41 AM, Jerry Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Normally, the joke is a man walks into a bar with a duck on his head The Jewish spin is the Rabbi (who seems to be in a lot of jokes, the funny guy) On Jan 15, 2008 10:38 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: does anyone get this joke? i didnt... A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. What's the deal? the bartender asks. The duck says, It's opposite day. ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250900 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
Normally, the joke is a man walks into a bar with a duck on his head The Jewish spin is the Rabbi (who seems to be in a lot of jokes, the funny guy) On Jan 15, 2008 10:38 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: does anyone get this joke? i didnt... A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. What's the deal? the bartender asks. The duck says, It's opposite day. ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250898 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
i still dont get it tho' i think its just a dumb joke. cause what rabbi wears a duck on his head, for the contrary to happen and it be funny? tw On Jan 15, 2008 10:51 AM, Jerry Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: It's opposite day the duck says. Don't you remember opposite day from like the 2nd grade? Where everything is contrary? On Jan 15, 2008 10:46 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: i still dont get it? On Jan 15, 2008 10:41 AM, Jerry Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Normally, the joke is a man walks into a bar with a duck on his head The Jewish spin is the Rabbi (who seems to be in a lot of jokes, the funny guy) On Jan 15, 2008 10:38 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: does anyone get this joke? i didnt... A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. What's the deal? the bartender asks. The duck says, It's opposite day. ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250911 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
Wow.have you ever told a joke Weegs? A minister, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says What is this, some kind of joke? On Jan 15, 2008 11:06 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: i still dont get it tho' i think its just a dumb joke. cause what rabbi wears a duck on his head, for the contrary to happen and it be funny? tw On Jan 15, 2008 10:51 AM, Jerry Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: It's opposite day the duck says. Don't you remember opposite day from like the 2nd grade? Where everything is contrary? On Jan 15, 2008 10:46 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: i still dont get it? On Jan 15, 2008 10:41 AM, Jerry Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Normally, the joke is a man walks into a bar with a duck on his head The Jewish spin is the Rabbi (who seems to be in a lot of jokes, the funny guy) On Jan 15, 2008 10:38 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: does anyone get this joke? i didnt... A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. What's the deal? the bartender asks. The duck says, It's opposite day. ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250912 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
i tell them sometimes, but im one of those people who sometimes doesnt get the gist of jokes... part of my mild autism my mother always said... tw On Jan 15, 2008 12:14 PM, G Money [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Wow.have you ever told a joke Weegs? A minister, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says What is this, some kind of joke? On Jan 15, 2008 11:06 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: i still dont get it tho' i think its just a dumb joke. cause what rabbi wears a duck on his head, for the contrary to happen and it be funny? tw On Jan 15, 2008 10:51 AM, Jerry Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: It's opposite day the duck says. Don't you remember opposite day from like the 2nd grade? Where everything is contrary? On Jan 15, 2008 10:46 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: i still dont get it? On Jan 15, 2008 10:41 AM, Jerry Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Normally, the joke is a man walks into a bar with a duck on his head The Jewish spin is the Rabbi (who seems to be in a lot of jokes, the funny guy) On Jan 15, 2008 10:38 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: does anyone get this joke? i didnt... A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. What's the deal? the bartender asks. The duck says, It's opposite day. ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250914 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
It is a juvenile joke. It would be great for a 4th grader to have thought up. Pretty good for a 9th grader. A little simple for an adult, but a good twist. If you really don't get it, and are still curious, here are the pieces of that joke. A man walks into a bar is a standard joke opening, used by dozens of jokes. Substituting A man... with A rabbi is a standard joke substitution component, adding a layer of humor. A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head... is an opening used for about 20 jokes I know of. so the joke here (and I agree it is a bit thin, but a good concept) is taking standard joke setups, and turning them around. On Jan 15, 2008 11:06 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: i still dont get it tho' i think its just a dumb joke. cause what rabbi wears a duck on his head, for the contrary to happen and it be funny? ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250917 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
I finally get it. Good explanation. Yeah, much too simple for an adult. Defnitely great for a kid. A smart kid ... On 1/15/08, Jerry Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: It is a juvenile joke. It would be great for a 4th grader to have thought up. Pretty good for a 9th grader. A little simple for an adult, but a good twist. If you really don't get it, and are still curious, here are the pieces of that joke. A man walks into a bar is a standard joke opening, used by dozens of jokes. Substituting A man... with A rabbi is a standard joke substitution component, adding a layer of humor. A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head... is an opening used for about 20 jokes I know of. so the joke here (and I agree it is a bit thin, but a good concept) is taking standard joke setups, and turning them around. On Jan 15, 2008 11:06 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: i still dont get it tho' i think its just a dumb joke. cause what rabbi wears a duck on his head, for the contrary to happen and it be funny? ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250919 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
RE: joke of the day (jewish spin)
Okay, here's one courtesy of my 4-year-old nephew (keep in mind: HE'S 4!!!) Why did the man get stuck on the roof?? Because his ladder was too short Yes, he thought that one up all by himself. Genius! :) -Original Message- From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 11:27 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: joke of the day (jewish spin) I finally get it. Good explanation. Yeah, much too simple for an adult. Defnitely great for a kid. A smart kid ... On 1/15/08, Jerry Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: It is a juvenile joke. It would be great for a 4th grader to have thought up. Pretty good for a 9th grader. A little simple for an adult, but a good twist. If you really don't get it, and are still curious, here are the pieces of that joke. A man walks into a bar is a standard joke opening, used by dozens of jokes. Substituting A man... with A rabbi is a standard joke substitution component, adding a layer of humor. A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head... is an opening used for about 20 jokes I know of. so the joke here (and I agree it is a bit thin, but a good concept) is taking standard joke setups, and turning them around. On Jan 15, 2008 11:06 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: i still dont get it tho' i think its just a dumb joke. cause what rabbi wears a duck on his head, for the contrary to happen and it be funny? ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250922 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
holy blast from the past batman - Original Message - From: Shawna Hampton [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: CF-Community cf-community@houseoffusion.com Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 12:33 PM Subject: RE: joke of the day (jewish spin) Okay, here's one courtesy of my 4-year-old nephew (keep in mind: HE'S 4!!!) Why did the man get stuck on the roof?? Because his ladder was too short Yes, he thought that one up all by himself. Genius! :) -Original Message- From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 11:27 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: joke of the day (jewish spin) I finally get it. Good explanation. Yeah, much too simple for an adult. Defnitely great for a kid. A smart kid ... On 1/15/08, Jerry Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: It is a juvenile joke. It would be great for a 4th grader to have thought up. Pretty good for a 9th grader. A little simple for an adult, but a good twist. If you really don't get it, and are still curious, here are the pieces of that joke. A man walks into a bar is a standard joke opening, used by dozens of jokes. Substituting A man... with A rabbi is a standard joke substitution component, adding a layer of humor. A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head... is an opening used for about 20 jokes I know of. so the joke here (and I agree it is a bit thin, but a good concept) is taking standard joke setups, and turning them around. On Jan 15, 2008 11:06 AM, Tony [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: i still dont get it tho' i think its just a dumb joke. cause what rabbi wears a duck on his head, for the contrary to happen and it be funny? ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250927 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
RE: joke of the day (jewish spin)
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head... is an opening used for about 20 jokes I know of. As in: A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks, Hey, where'd you get that? And the duck says, Brooklyn -- there's LOTS of 'em! Respectfully, Adam Phillip Churvis President Productivity Enhancement ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250929 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
RE: joke of the day (jewish spin)
How to catch a polar bear. Carefully go out on the ice and cut a large hole, Surround the hole with frozen peas. Hide and wait quietly. When the Bear comes to take a Pea kick him in the Ice Hole. Rick -Original Message- From: Adam Churvis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: January 15, 2008 11:59 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: joke of the day (jewish spin) A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head... is an opening used for about 20 jokes I know of. As in: A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks, Hey, where'd you get that? And the duck says, Brooklyn -- there's LOTS of 'em! Respectfully, Adam Phillip Churvis President Productivity Enhancement ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250930 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
RE: joke of the day (jewish spin)
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head... Sorry, I screwed that up... A *RABBI* walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks, Hey, where'd you get that? And the duck says, Brooklyn -- there's LOTS of 'em! Okay, so Shecky Greene I'm not. Respectfully, Adam Phillip Churvis President Productivity Enhancement ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250932 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
This is one of my favorite jokes! Makes me giggle every time. On 1/15/08, [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: How to catch a polar bear. Carefully go out on the ice and cut a large hole, Surround the hole with frozen peas. Hide and wait quietly. When the Bear comes to take a Pea kick him in the Ice Hole. ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250933 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
and... Guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender looks up and says Where did you get that dumb ape? Guy says, This isn't an ape, it's a duck. Bartender says I was TALKING to the duck. A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartenders says Can I help you? and the duck says Can you get this guy off my a$$? Guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head, and the bartender says, What is this, some kind of a joke? A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks, Hey, where'd you get that? And the duck says, Brooklyn -- there's LOTS of 'em! ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250934 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
Me: Knock Knock. You: Who's There? Me: Interrupting Cow. You: Interrupting C Me: (interrupting your answer) MOO -Cameron [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: How to catch a polar bear. Carefully go out on the ice and cut a large hole, Surround the hole with frozen peas. Hide and wait quietly. When the Bear comes to take a Pea kick him in the Ice Hole. ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250936 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
My kids have a variant on that joke: Knock Knock Who's there Interrupting Dalek Interrupt... EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE This joke works with all sorts of variants, too. Interrupting opera singer, Interrupting Booger From Revenge of the Nerds, Interrupting Howler Monkey, Interrupting Guitar Feedback (with the right equipment), etc. - Jim (sent this response earlier from the wrong email address. Ah, Gmail...) On Jan 15, 2008 12:37 PM, Cameron Childress [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Me: Knock Knock. You: Who's There? Me: Interrupting Cow. You: Interrupting C Me: (interrupting your answer) MOO -Cameron [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: How to catch a polar bear. Carefully go out on the ice and cut a large hole, Surround the hole with frozen peas. Hide and wait quietly. When the Bear comes to take a Pea kick him in the Ice Hole. ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250938 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
Knock knock? (Who's there?) Dog (Dog who?) Woof. Knock knock? (Who's there?) Cat (Cat who?) Meow Knock knock? (Who's there?) Schizophrenic Cow (Schizophrenic Cow who?) Quack. --BenD Cameron Childress wrote: Me: Knock Knock. You: Who's There? Me: Interrupting Cow. You: Interrupting C Me: (interrupting your answer) MOO -Cameron [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: How to catch a polar bear. Carefully go out on the ice and cut a large hole, Surround the hole with frozen peas. Hide and wait quietly. When the Bear comes to take a Pea kick him in the Ice Hole. ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250948 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
My son does this one with his own variation: Him: Knock Knock You: Who's There? Him: Impatient Cow Him: Moo! On Jan 15, 2008 12:37 PM, Cameron Childress wrote: Me: Knock Knock. You: Who's There? Me: Interrupting Cow. You: Interrupting C Me: (interrupting your answer) MOO -Cameron ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250951 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
Nice - I knew the interrupting cow joke was a winner when I told a friend's kid the joke and then about a year later the kid (forgetting I was the one who taught it to him) told me the joke back when I saw him again. -Cameron Jim Campbell wrote: My kids have a variant on that joke: Knock Knock Who's there Interrupting Dalek Interrupt... EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE This joke works with all sorts of variants, too. Interrupting opera singer, Interrupting Booger From Revenge of the Nerds, Interrupting Howler Monkey, Interrupting Guitar Feedback (with the right equipment), etc. - Jim (sent this response earlier from the wrong email address. Ah, Gmail...) On Jan 15, 2008 12:37 PM, Cameron Childress [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Me: Knock Knock. You: Who's There? Me: Interrupting Cow. You: Interrupting C Me: (interrupting your answer) MOO ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250952 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
What's the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it'll die. On Jan 15, 2008 1:56 PM, Cameron Childress [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Nice - I knew the interrupting cow joke was a winner when I told a friend's kid the joke and then about a year later the kid (forgetting I was the one who taught it to him) told me the joke back when I saw him again. -Cameron Jim Campbell wrote: My kids have a variant on that joke: Knock Knock Who's there Interrupting Dalek Interrupt... EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE This joke works with all sorts of variants, too. Interrupting opera singer, Interrupting Booger From Revenge of the Nerds, Interrupting Howler Monkey, Interrupting Guitar Feedback (with the right equipment), etc. - Jim (sent this response earlier from the wrong email address. Ah, Gmail...) On Jan 15, 2008 12:37 PM, Cameron Childress [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Me: Knock Knock. You: Who's There? Me: Interrupting Cow. You: Interrupting C Me: (interrupting your answer) MOO ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250953 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? anyone can roast beef. On Jan 15, 2008 12:01 PM, Greg Morphis [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What's the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it'll die. On Jan 15, 2008 1:56 PM, Cameron Childress [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Nice - I knew the interrupting cow joke was a winner when I told a friend's kid the joke and then about a year later the kid (forgetting I was the one who taught it to him) told me the joke back when I saw him again. -Cameron Jim Campbell wrote: My kids have a variant on that joke: Knock Knock Who's there Interrupting Dalek Interrupt... EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE This joke works with all sorts of variants, too. Interrupting opera singer, Interrupting Booger From Revenge of the Nerds, Interrupting Howler Monkey, Interrupting Guitar Feedback (with the right equipment), etc. - Jim (sent this response earlier from the wrong email address. Ah, Gmail...) On Jan 15, 2008 12:37 PM, Cameron Childress [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Me: Knock Knock. You: Who's There? Me: Interrupting Cow. You: Interrupting C Me: (interrupting your answer) MOO ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250954 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
Greg Morphis wrote: What's the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it'll die. My favorite IT flavored version. What is the difference between computers and people? With computers, the software goes into the hardware. ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250955 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
My kids love this chain: Knock knock? -Who's there? Ester -Ester who? Ester Bunny. Knock knock? -Who's there? Anna -Anna who? Anna-other Ester Bunny. Knock knock? -Who's there? Car -Car who? Cargo beep-beep, run over the Ester Bunnies. Knock knock? -Who's there? Boo -Boo who? Don't cry! The Ester Bunnies are fine! Jim Davis ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250956 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
My daughter's (5-years old) current favorite: Knock knock? -Who's there? Banana -Banana who? Knock knock? -Who's there? Banana -Banana who? Knock knock? -Who's there? Banana -Banana who? Knock knock? -Who's there? Orange -Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana again? Jim Davis ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250959 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
Yes, I loved that one as a kid. Also: How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neak up on him. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Da 'tame way. -Cameron Jim Davis wrote: My daughter's (5-years old) current favorite: Knock knock? -Who's there? Banana -Banana who? Knock knock? -Who's there? Banana -Banana who? Knock knock? -Who's there? Banana -Banana who? Knock knock? -Who's there? Orange -Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana again? ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250963 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
what do you do when your Kotex is on fire? throw it on the ground and tampon it. hello? hello? On Jan 15, 2008 2:51 PM, Cameron Childress [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Yes, I loved that one as a kid. Also: How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neak up on him. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Da 'tame way. -Cameron Jim Davis wrote: My daughter's (5-years old) current favorite: Knock knock? -Who's there? Banana -Banana who? Knock knock? -Who's there? Banana -Banana who? Knock knock? -Who's there? Banana -Banana who? Knock knock? -Who's there? Orange -Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana again? ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250965 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
Why did the man throw the clock out of the window? To see time fly Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Horse walks into a bar Bartender says why the long face? Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little hoarse They go on and on. Bruce -- Throttle Jockey - Why golf courses should be motocross tracks Charlie Griefer wrote: what do you do when your Kotex is on fire? throw it on the ground and tampon it. hello? hello? ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250966 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
Guy goes to a shrink to discuss some very odd dreams he's been having. He says Doc, I don't know what's wrong with me, I keep dreaming that I'm a wigwam, then I wake up and finally when I get back to sleep I start dreaming that I am a teepee! The Doc replies Unfortunately I see this problem alot and it tends to be stress related. I hate to say it but you are just two tents! Charlie Griefer wrote: what do you do when your Kotex is on fire? throw it on the ground and tampon it. hello? hello? ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250967 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
