OT: Fridays funnies [7:17141]

2001-08-24 Thread Natasha

Ok 2 jokes and then something that was posted on the groupstudy jobs
list that you may get a kick out of.
Name withheld of course.
-
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American,
and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head
of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back
for your whipping?"

The German responds, "I will take oil!"

So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10
times. When he is finished the German has huge welts on his
back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What
do you want on your back?"

"I will take sand!" says the Mexican, and he stands there
straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch.

"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.

"I'll take the Mexican."
--
A married couple is awakened by the sound of someone
knocking on their door. The husband gets up, opens
the window, and shouts, "Who's there?"

A voice from below calls out, "Please help. I need a push."

"It's three in the morning," the man hollers. "Get lost
before I call the cops!"

His wife rolls over and says, "Honey, you should help that
person. Remember when our children got stuck on the highway
late that night and that trucker helped?"

The guy sighs, goes downstairs, and calls out, "Hey, do you
still need a push?"

"Yes," a voice replies.

"Where are you?"

"Over here, on the swings!"

Now the jobs list posting...

good morning to you. I am looking out for a job real quick. I have been
lazing around too much after I quit my job of 3 months and have finally
decided to work and and shoot up my career.
Presently MCSE. My friend has CCIE books and we two have decided to
study hard for about 10 days and finish off the CCIE written and 10 days
later the lab.
You can interview me now and I would be able to join you only 20 days
later, by Sept.15 definitely.
I would send my resume to anybody interested.

Specifications:
Can relocate anywhere in USA.
Salary Expected: $85,000. We can give you a better offer if you agree to
employ me and my friend both.
Will need 20 days leave in Jan 2002 to do CCEE.
--

Natasha Flazynski
CCNA, MCSE
http://www.ciscobot.com
My Cisco information site.
http://www.botbuilders.com 
Artificial Intelligence and Linux development 





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RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]

2001-08-24 Thread Steve Smith

Yeah, I'm going this weekend to do my Masters in Physics. Nothing better
on a Saturday to do then ramp up my carrier!

-Original Message-
From: Natasha [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 11:02 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: OT: Fridays funnies [7:17141]


Ok 2 jokes and then something that was posted on the groupstudy jobs
list that you may get a kick out of.
Name withheld of course.
-
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American,
and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head
of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back
for your whipping?"

The German responds, "I will take oil!"

So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10
times. When he is finished the German has huge welts on his
back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What
do you want on your back?"

"I will take sand!" says the Mexican, and he stands there
straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch.

"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.

"I'll take the Mexican."
--
A married couple is awakened by the sound of someone
knocking on their door. The husband gets up, opens
the window, and shouts, "Who's there?"

A voice from below calls out, "Please help. I need a push."

"It's three in the morning," the man hollers. "Get lost
before I call the cops!"

His wife rolls over and says, "Honey, you should help that
person. Remember when our children got stuck on the highway
late that night and that trucker helped?"

The guy sighs, goes downstairs, and calls out, "Hey, do you
still need a push?"

"Yes," a voice replies.

"Where are you?"

"Over here, on the swings!"

Now the jobs list posting...

good morning to you. I am looking out for a job real quick. I have been
lazing around too much after I quit my job of 3 months and have finally
decided to work and and shoot up my career.
Presently MCSE. My friend has CCIE books and we two have decided to
study hard for about 10 days and finish off the CCIE written and 10 days
later the lab.
You can interview me now and I would be able to join you only 20 days
later, by Sept.15 definitely.
I would send my resume to anybody interested.

Specifications:
Can relocate anywhere in USA.
Salary Expected: $85,000. We can give you a better offer if you agree to
employ me and my friend both.
Will need 20 days leave in Jan 2002 to do CCEE.
--

Natasha Flazynski
CCNA, MCSE
http://www.ciscobot.com
My Cisco information site.
http://www.botbuilders.com 
Artificial Intelligence and Linux development 





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Re: Fridays funnies [7:17141]

2001-08-24 Thread Donald B Johnson jr

Natasha that was a seminal moment in my life. I was planning on wasting 8-12
months studying for the lab. Maybe I need to join the jobs group if the
humor is that rich. Probably a better fit for me.
Thank You,

Donald B  Johnson Jr




- Original Message -
From: "Natasha" 
To: 
Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 9:01 AM
Subject: OT: Fridays funnies [7:17141]


> Ok 2 jokes and then something that was posted on the groupstudy jobs
> list that you may get a kick out of.
> Name withheld of course.
> -
> Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American,
> and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head
> of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back
> for your whipping?"
>
> The German responds, "I will take oil!"
>
> So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10
> times. When he is finished the German has huge welts on his
> back, and he can hardly move.
>
> The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What
> do you want on your back?"
>
> "I will take sand!" says the Mexican, and he stands there
> straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch.
>
> "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.
>
> "I'll take the Mexican."
> --
> A married couple is awakened by the sound of someone
> knocking on their door. The husband gets up, opens
> the window, and shouts, "Who's there?"
>
> A voice from below calls out, "Please help. I need a push."
>
> "It's three in the morning," the man hollers. "Get lost
> before I call the cops!"
>
> His wife rolls over and says, "Honey, you should help that
> person. Remember when our children got stuck on the highway
> late that night and that trucker helped?"
>
> The guy sighs, goes downstairs, and calls out, "Hey, do you
> still need a push?"
>
> "Yes," a voice replies.
>
> "Where are you?"
>
> "Over here, on the swings!"
> 
> Now the jobs list posting...
> 
> good morning to you. I am looking out for a job real quick. I have been
> lazing around too much after I quit my job of 3 months and have finally
> decided to work and and shoot up my career.
> Presently MCSE. My friend has CCIE books and we two have decided to
> study hard for about 10 days and finish off the CCIE written and 10 days
> later the lab.
> You can interview me now and I would be able to join you only 20 days
> later, by Sept.15 definitely.
> I would send my resume to anybody interested.
>
> Specifications:
> Can relocate anywhere in USA.
> Salary Expected: $85,000. We can give you a better offer if you agree to
> employ me and my friend both.
> Will need 20 days leave in Jan 2002 to do CCEE.
> --
>
> Natasha Flazynski
> CCNA, MCSE
> http://www.ciscobot.com
> My Cisco information site.
> http://www.botbuilders.com
> Artificial Intelligence and Linux development
> 




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RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]

2001-08-24 Thread Buri, Heather L.

Actually, I have been considering taking a couple of months off since the
market is kind of slow right now and get my M.D.  Never hurts to have a
backup plan if the current career path doesn't pan out.  ;-)

Heather Buri

> -Original Message-
> From: Steve Smith [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 11:44 AM
> To:   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject:  RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
> 
> Yeah, I'm going this weekend to do my Masters in Physics. Nothing better
> on a Saturday to do then ramp up my carrier!
> 
> -Original Message-
> From: Natasha [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 11:02 AM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: OT: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
> 
> 
> Ok 2 jokes and then something that was posted on the groupstudy jobs
> list that you may get a kick out of.
> Name withheld of course.
> -
> Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American,
> and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head
> of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back
> for your whipping?"
> 
> The German responds, "I will take oil!"
> 
> So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10
> times. When he is finished the German has huge welts on his
> back, and he can hardly move.
> 
> The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What
> do you want on your back?"
> 
> "I will take sand!" says the Mexican, and he stands there
> straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch.
> 
> "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.
> 
> "I'll take the Mexican."
> --
> A married couple is awakened by the sound of someone
> knocking on their door. The husband gets up, opens
> the window, and shouts, "Who's there?"
> 
> A voice from below calls out, "Please help. I need a push."
> 
> "It's three in the morning," the man hollers. "Get lost
> before I call the cops!"
> 
> His wife rolls over and says, "Honey, you should help that
> person. Remember when our children got stuck on the highway
> late that night and that trucker helped?"
> 
> The guy sighs, goes downstairs, and calls out, "Hey, do you
> still need a push?"
> 
> "Yes," a voice replies.
> 
> "Where are you?"
> 
> "Over here, on the swings!"
> 
> Now the jobs list posting...
> 
> good morning to you. I am looking out for a job real quick. I have been
> lazing around too much after I quit my job of 3 months and have finally
> decided to work and and shoot up my career.
> Presently MCSE. My friend has CCIE books and we two have decided to
> study hard for about 10 days and finish off the CCIE written and 10 days
> later the lab.
> You can interview me now and I would be able to join you only 20 days
> later, by Sept.15 definitely.
> I would send my resume to anybody interested.
> 
> Specifications:
> Can relocate anywhere in USA.
> Salary Expected: $85,000. We can give you a better offer if you agree to
> employ me and my friend both.
> Will need 20 days leave in Jan 2002 to do CCEE.
> --
> 
> Natasha Flazynski
> CCNA, MCSE
> http://www.ciscobot.com
> My Cisco information site.
> http://www.botbuilders.com 
> Artificial Intelligence and Linux development 
> 




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RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]

2001-08-24 Thread Leigh Anne Chisholm

Heather, the job market isn't slow... it's that there's people like that
which Natasha posted about out there that we're competing with.  If an
employer had to choose between someone who could pass the lab in 20 days, or
someone like you or I that would take months, if not years to do, who would
you hire?

If you and I don't pick up the pace, we'll never find jobs!  (-:


  -- Leigh Anne

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of
Buri, Heather L.
Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 1:08 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]


Actually, I have been considering taking a couple of months off since the
market is kind of slow right now and get my M.D.  Never hurts to have a
backup plan if the current career path doesn't pan out.  ;-)

Heather Buri

> -Original Message-
> From: Steve Smith [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 11:44 AM
> To:   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject:  RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
>
> Yeah, I'm going this weekend to do my Masters in Physics. Nothing better
> on a Saturday to do then ramp up my carrier!
>
> -Original Message-
> From: Natasha [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 11:02 AM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: OT: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
>
>
> Ok 2 jokes and then something that was posted on the groupstudy jobs
> list that you may get a kick out of.
> Name withheld of course.
> -
> Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American,
> and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head
> of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back
> for your whipping?"
>
> The German responds, "I will take oil!"
>
> So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10
> times. When he is finished the German has huge welts on his
> back, and he can hardly move.
>
> The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What
> do you want on your back?"
>
> "I will take sand!" says the Mexican, and he stands there
> straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch.
>
> "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.
>
> "I'll take the Mexican."
> --
> A married couple is awakened by the sound of someone
> knocking on their door. The husband gets up, opens
> the window, and shouts, "Who's there?"
>
> A voice from below calls out, "Please help. I need a push."
>
> "It's three in the morning," the man hollers. "Get lost
> before I call the cops!"
>
> His wife rolls over and says, "Honey, you should help that
> person. Remember when our children got stuck on the highway
> late that night and that trucker helped?"
>
> The guy sighs, goes downstairs, and calls out, "Hey, do you
> still need a push?"
>
> "Yes," a voice replies.
>
> "Where are you?"
>
> "Over here, on the swings!"
> 
> Now the jobs list posting...
> 
> good morning to you. I am looking out for a job real quick. I have been
> lazing around too much after I quit my job of 3 months and have finally
> decided to work and and shoot up my career.
> Presently MCSE. My friend has CCIE books and we two have decided to
> study hard for about 10 days and finish off the CCIE written and 10 days
> later the lab.
> You can interview me now and I would be able to join you only 20 days
> later, by Sept.15 definitely.
> I would send my resume to anybody interested.
>
> Specifications:
> Can relocate anywhere in USA.
> Salary Expected: $85,000. We can give you a better offer if you agree to
> employ me and my friend both.
> Will need 20 days leave in Jan 2002 to do CCEE.
> --
>
> Natasha Flazynski
> CCNA, MCSE
> http://www.ciscobot.com
> My Cisco information site.
> http://www.botbuilders.com
> Artificial Intelligence and Linux development
> 




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RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]

2001-08-24 Thread Buri, Heather L.

Leigh Ann, that is a good point.  I could never pass the CCIE in 20 days.
Heck, I am still waiting for the "CCIE for Dummies" to get published.  :-)

I needed a good laugh today and that job posting sure did it for me!

Thanks,

Heather

> -Original Message-
> From: Leigh Anne Chisholm [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 2:04 PM
> To:   Buri, Heather L.; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject:      RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
> 
> Heather, the job market isn't slow... it's that there's people like that
> which Natasha posted about out there that we're competing with.  If an
> employer had to choose between someone who could pass the lab in 20 days,
> or
> someone like you or I that would take months, if not years to do, who
> would
> you hire?
> 
> If you and I don't pick up the pace, we'll never find jobs!  (-:
> 
> 
>   -- Leigh Anne
> 
> -Original Message-
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of
> Buri, Heather L.
> Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 1:08 PM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
> 
> 
> Actually, I have been considering taking a couple of months off since the
> market is kind of slow right now and get my M.D.  Never hurts to have a
> backup plan if the current career path doesn't pan out.  ;-)
> 
> Heather Buri
> 
> > -Original Message-
> > From:   Steve Smith [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > Sent:   Friday, August 24, 2001 11:44 AM
> > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Subject:RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
> >
> > Yeah, I'm going this weekend to do my Masters in Physics. Nothing better
> > on a Saturday to do then ramp up my carrier!
> >
> > -Original Message-
> > From: Natasha [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 11:02 AM
> > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Subject: OT: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
> >
> >
> > Ok 2 jokes and then something that was posted on the groupstudy jobs
> > list that you may get a kick out of.
> > Name withheld of course.
> > -
> > Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American,
> > and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head
> > of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back
> > for your whipping?"
> >
> > The German responds, "I will take oil!"
> >
> > So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10
> > times. When he is finished the German has huge welts on his
> > back, and he can hardly move.
> >
> > The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What
> > do you want on your back?"
> >
> > "I will take sand!" says the Mexican, and he stands there
> > straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch.
> >
> > "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.
> >
> > "I'll take the Mexican."
> > --
> > A married couple is awakened by the sound of someone
> > knocking on their door. The husband gets up, opens
> > the window, and shouts, "Who's there?"
> >
> > A voice from below calls out, "Please help. I need a push."
> >
> > "It's three in the morning," the man hollers. "Get lost
> > before I call the cops!"
> >
> > His wife rolls over and says, "Honey, you should help that
> > person. Remember when our children got stuck on the highway
> > late that night and that trucker helped?"
> >
> > The guy sighs, goes downstairs, and calls out, "Hey, do you
> > still need a push?"
> >
> > "Yes," a voice replies.
> >
> > "Where are you?"
> >
> > "Over here, on the swings!"
> > 
> > Now the jobs list posting...
> > 
> > good morning to you. I am looking out for a job real quick. I have been
> > lazing around too much after I quit my job of 3 months and have finally
> > decided to work and and shoot up my career.
> > Presently MCSE. My friend has CCIE books and we two have decided to
> > study hard for about 10 days and finish off the CCIE written and 10 days
> > later the lab.
> > You can interview me now and I would be able to join you only 20 days
> > later, by Sept.15 definitely.
> > I would send my resume to anybody interested.
> >
> > Specifications:
> > Can relocate anywhere in USA.
> > Salary Expected: $85,000. We can give you a better offer if you agree to
> > employ me and my friend both.
> > Will need 20 days leave in Jan 2002 to do CCEE.
> > --
> >
> > Natasha Flazynski
> > CCNA, MCSE
> > http://www.ciscobot.com
> > My Cisco information site.
> > http://www.botbuilders.com
> > Artificial Intelligence and Linux development
> > 




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RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]

2001-08-24 Thread Steve Smith

OK that does it Heather! Next weekend I will test out and get my PhD. in
Quantum physics. 

StevePhD / MD soon to be!

-Original Message-
From: Buri, Heather L. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 1:51 PM
To: Steve Smith; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]


Actually, I have been considering taking a couple of months off since
the
market is kind of slow right now and get my M.D.  Never hurts to have a
backup plan if the current career path doesn't pan out.  ;-)

Heather Buri

> -Original Message-
> From: Steve Smith [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 11:44 AM
> To:   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject:  RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
> 
> Yeah, I'm going this weekend to do my Masters in Physics. Nothing
better
> on a Saturday to do then ramp up my carrier!
> 
> -Original Message-
> From: Natasha [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 11:02 AM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: OT: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
> 
> 
> Ok 2 jokes and then something that was posted on the groupstudy jobs
> list that you may get a kick out of.
> Name withheld of course.
> -
> Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American,
> and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head
> of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back
> for your whipping?"
> 
> The German responds, "I will take oil!"
> 
> So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10
> times. When he is finished the German has huge welts on his
> back, and he can hardly move.
> 
> The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What
> do you want on your back?"
> 
> "I will take sand!" says the Mexican, and he stands there
> straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch.
> 
> "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.
> 
> "I'll take the Mexican."
> --
> A married couple is awakened by the sound of someone
> knocking on their door. The husband gets up, opens
> the window, and shouts, "Who's there?"
> 
> A voice from below calls out, "Please help. I need a push."
> 
> "It's three in the morning," the man hollers. "Get lost
> before I call the cops!"
> 
> His wife rolls over and says, "Honey, you should help that
> person. Remember when our children got stuck on the highway
> late that night and that trucker helped?"
> 
> The guy sighs, goes downstairs, and calls out, "Hey, do you
> still need a push?"
> 
> "Yes," a voice replies.
> 
> "Where are you?"
> 
> "Over here, on the swings!"
> 
> Now the jobs list posting...
> 
> good morning to you. I am looking out for a job real quick. I have
been
> lazing around too much after I quit my job of 3 months and have
finally
> decided to work and and shoot up my career.
> Presently MCSE. My friend has CCIE books and we two have decided to
> study hard for about 10 days and finish off the CCIE written and 10
days
> later the lab.
> You can interview me now and I would be able to join you only 20 days
> later, by Sept.15 definitely.
> I would send my resume to anybody interested.
> 
> Specifications:
> Can relocate anywhere in USA.
> Salary Expected: $85,000. We can give you a better offer if you agree
to
> employ me and my friend both.
> Will need 20 days leave in Jan 2002 to do CCEE.
> --
> 
> Natasha Flazynski
> CCNA, MCSE
> http://www.ciscobot.com
> My Cisco information site.
> http://www.botbuilders.com 
> Artificial Intelligence and Linux development 
> 




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RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]

2001-08-27 Thread Ruben Arias

10 days?, oh! young lazy people!


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RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]

2001-08-27 Thread Hartnell, George

Hummm, with those kinds of credentials those guys shouldn't have to work.




They could teach.



Best, G.




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Re: OT: Fridays funnies [7:17141]

2001-08-24 Thread Patrick Ramsey

Oh goodness He/She sounds all of 17.

-Patrick

>>> "Natasha"  08/24/01 12:01PM >>>
Ok 2 jokes and then something that was posted on the groupstudy jobs
list that you may get a kick out of.
Name withheld of course.
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Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American,
and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head
of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back
for your whipping?"

The German responds, "I will take oil!"

So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10
times. When he is finished the German has huge welts on his
back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What
do you want on your back?"

"I will take sand!" says the Mexican, and he stands there
straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch.

"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.

"I'll take the Mexican."
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A married couple is awakened by the sound of someone
knocking on their door. The husband gets up, opens
the window, and shouts, "Who's there?"

A voice from below calls out, "Please help. I need a push."

"It's three in the morning," the man hollers. "Get lost
before I call the cops!"

His wife rolls over and says, "Honey, you should help that
person. Remember when our children got stuck on the highway
late that night and that trucker helped?"

The guy sighs, goes downstairs, and calls out, "Hey, do you
still need a push?"

"Yes," a voice replies.

"Where are you?"

"Over here, on the swings!"

Now the jobs list posting...

good morning to you. I am looking out for a job real quick. I have been
lazing around too much after I quit my job of 3 months and have finally
decided to work and and shoot up my career.
Presently MCSE. My friend has CCIE books and we two have decided to
study hard for about 10 days and finish off the CCIE written and 10 days
later the lab.
You can interview me now and I would be able to join you only 20 days
later, by Sept.15 definitely.
I would send my resume to anybody interested.

Specifications:
Can relocate anywhere in USA.
Salary Expected: $85,000. We can give you a better offer if you agree to
employ me and my friend both.
Will need 20 days leave in Jan 2002 to do CCEE.
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Natasha Flazynski
CCNA, MCSE
http://www.ciscobot.com 
My Cisco information site.
http://www.botbuilders.com 
Artificial Intelligence and Linux development 





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