[FairfieldLife] Fwd: WHY did the chicken cross the road? Answered by many well-known folks in their inimitable style
-Original Message- From: Louise To: Logan McK. Cheek III Cc: William Leed Sent: Mon, Sep 21, 2015 11:27 pm Subject: Re: WHY did the chicken cross the road? Answered by many well-known folks in their inimitable style Descartes: It crosses , therefore it is. Bill Clinton'sPhilosophical query to Descartes; It depends on what your meaning of "is" is. Post modernist challenge to Descartes and Clinton ; you have to apply a hermeneutics of suspicion to discern why the chicken crossed the road. See more in Marxist Catholic lit critic Terry Eagleton's send-off of post\modernism "TheGod Debate." Your LIKE box checked by me, Louise Mullikin Kaegi Mom Sept 21 20 Sent from my iPhone On Sep 21, 2015, at 5:41 PM, Logan McK. Cheek III < lm...@cornell.edu> wrote: Updated oldie, now better. -- Forwarded message -- WHY DID TH CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? as answered by many well-known people DONALD TRUMP:All Mexican chickens who wish to cross this road must submit to a complete background check, and full body search. BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period. JOHN McCain: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road. DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
[FairfieldLife] Fwd: WHY did the chicken cross the road? Answered by many well-known folks in their inimitable style
Another bit of humor as the one Re: Immigration Day! -Original Message- From: Logan McK. Cheek III To: William Leed Sent: Mon, Sep 21, 2015 6:41 pm Subject: Fwd: WHY did the chicken cross the road? Answered by many well-known folks in their inimitable style Updated oldie, now better. -- Forwarded message -- WHY DID TH CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?as answered by many well-known people DONALD TRUMP:All Mexican chickens who wish to cross this road must submit to a complete background check, and full body search. BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period. JOHN McCain: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road. DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. AL GORE: I invented the chicken. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? DR. PHIL: The problem we have here
