Re: [FairfieldLife] Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
On May 3, 2008, at 7:53 AM, Peter wrote: Ha! I knew this was going to happen. The TMO is so far gone, they can't even see humor in parody. Were they *ever* able to see that? I must have missed those lectures. As far back as I can recall, they've always walked around like they had boards shoved you-know-where. Humor? What the hell is that? When a group can not laugh at its underbelly and claims they have no underbelly, you know they are in deep shit and never coming out. Sal
Re: [FairfieldLife] Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
On May 3, 2008, at 8:16 AM, Rick Archer wrote: I think, the message with the number 175 678, stating, that Raja Emanuel was caught as an BND agent, is really crime. Posted by someone as Guyfawkes, only shows, that some people are full of hate. There is NO such message or news from Reuters in germany. And I know Emanuel personally. Just looking into details of that "message": It was the maharishi personally, who made the prices. I was there in Vlodrop, when he said: Having gotten it (the TM) from Guru Dev doesn`t mean to give it out cheap. Would be interesting, to track down, who that guy really is. Or think about, wether you accept people to really post anonymous about such matters. cheers joerg. Joerg: What would be the appropriate Vedic punishment? After all, we want to be in accord with natural law! We were thinking ghee-boarding may be the way the go, but you know us crazy Americans. Super Radiantly Yours, Vaj
Re: [FairfieldLife] Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
I thought it was true too,until I came to the "He changed me into a newt..." passage. We all know that MMY never gave out this siddhi. ;-) --- Louis McKenzie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Until I got to the end I thought this was true. Now > it seems to be someone having nothing better to > do... > > Peter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Very nice! > But you should have posted without the Guy > Fawkes address and we would have completely believed > you, at least for a while. > > --- guyfawkes91 wrote: > > > Reuters 05-02-2008:23:05 by our staff reporter. > > > > Today a small cult based in Holland founded by the > > Maharishi of > > Beatles fame announced that its leader for Germany > > "Raja" Emanuel > > Schiffgens has been identified as a government > agent > > working for the > > German secret service (BND). For many years the > cult > > has been living > > under the fear of infiltration by spies from the > CIA > > and other > > government agencies but it was always thought that > > the penetration was > > limited to low level operatives. A spokesman said > > "We knew that > > someone was sending us off in funny directions but > > we couldn't work > > out who it was. In retrospect his performance in > > Central America > > should have made us suspicious and standing up in > > front of a German > > audience announcing that he planned to succeed > where > > Hitler had failed > > was a bit of a giveaway but because he was > disguised > > with a crown we > > thought he was one of us." asked how they finally > > rumbled him the > > spokesman said "He overplayed his hand, for years > > we'd been told that > > maintaining high prices meant we would take over > the > > world by teaching > > meditation to rich people but it didn't seem to be > > working and we > > thought it must be government agents who were > > misdirecting us. We > > caught him out in a vote over the prices. We all > > voted to reduce the > > prices we charge for learning meditation and he > was > > the only one > > holding out for higher prices. He was isolated and > > it was clear > > something funny was going on so we searched his > room > > and found coded > > messages from his controller in the BND > instructing > > him to make sure > > we kept prices so high no one would learn." > > > > Asked what they planned to do to him he replied > > "Well he has to have a > > trial and it's well known that government agents > > float in water so > > we've arranged a public test to see if he floats, > > either that or we'll > > see if he's lighter than a duck" > > > > Another person in the cult claimed "He turned me > > into a newt! But I > > got better" > > > > Professor Van Dyke a leading Vlodropolgist from > the > > University of > > Amsterdam said "We've known for years that they're > > stark raving > > bonkers but we thought it was the lysergic acid in > > the Argyreia > > Nervosa they put in their herbal preparations that > > was keeping them > > tripped out. To discover that it was actually all > > part of a government > > plot is quite a surprise. Though I think the agent > > must have had some > > help from the wood gnomes camped out on the > southern > > perimeter of > > their compound otherwise he would have been outed > > earlier." > > > > -- ends > > > > > > > > > > > > To subscribe, send a message to: > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > Or go to: > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > > and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > > > > > > > Be a better friend, newshound, and > know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. > http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ > > > > To subscribe, send a message to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Or go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > - > Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with > Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ
RE: [FairfieldLife] Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
Ha! I knew this was going to happen. The TMO is so far gone, they can't even see humor in parody. When a group can not laugh at its underbelly and claims they have no underbelly, you know they are in deep shit and never coming out. --- Rick Archer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Dear Rick, you should be careful, who is posting > what. > > I think, the message with the number 175 678, > stating, that Raja Emanuel was caught as an BND > agent, > is really crime. > Posted by someone as Guyfawkes, only shows, that > some > people are full of hate. > > There is NO such message or news from Reuters in > germany. > > And I know Emanuel personally. > > Just looking into details of that "message": > It was the maharishi personally, who made the > prices. > I was there in Vlodrop, when he said: > Having gotten it (the TM) from Guru Dev doesn`t mean > to give it out cheap. > > Would be interesting, to track down, who that guy > really is. > Or think about, wether you accept people to really > post anonymous about such matters. > > cheers > > joerg. > > > > > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG. > Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.23.7/1409 - > Release Date: 5/1/2008 > 8:39 AM > > Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ
Re: [FairfieldLife] Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
Until I got to the end I thought this was true. Now it seems to be someone having nothing better to do... Peter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Very nice! But you should have posted without the Guy Fawkes address and we would have completely believed you, at least for a while. --- guyfawkes91 wrote: > Reuters 05-02-2008:23:05 by our staff reporter. > > Today a small cult based in Holland founded by the > Maharishi of > Beatles fame announced that its leader for Germany > "Raja" Emanuel > Schiffgens has been identified as a government agent > working for the > German secret service (BND). For many years the cult > has been living > under the fear of infiltration by spies from the CIA > and other > government agencies but it was always thought that > the penetration was > limited to low level operatives. A spokesman said > "We knew that > someone was sending us off in funny directions but > we couldn't work > out who it was. In retrospect his performance in > Central America > should have made us suspicious and standing up in > front of a German > audience announcing that he planned to succeed where > Hitler had failed > was a bit of a giveaway but because he was disguised > with a crown we > thought he was one of us." asked how they finally > rumbled him the > spokesman said "He overplayed his hand, for years > we'd been told that > maintaining high prices meant we would take over the > world by teaching > meditation to rich people but it didn't seem to be > working and we > thought it must be government agents who were > misdirecting us. We > caught him out in a vote over the prices. We all > voted to reduce the > prices we charge for learning meditation and he was > the only one > holding out for higher prices. He was isolated and > it was clear > something funny was going on so we searched his room > and found coded > messages from his controller in the BND instructing > him to make sure > we kept prices so high no one would learn." > > Asked what they planned to do to him he replied > "Well he has to have a > trial and it's well known that government agents > float in water so > we've arranged a public test to see if he floats, > either that or we'll > see if he's lighter than a duck" > > Another person in the cult claimed "He turned me > into a newt! But I > got better" > > Professor Van Dyke a leading Vlodropolgist from the > University of > Amsterdam said "We've known for years that they're > stark raving > bonkers but we thought it was the lysergic acid in > the Argyreia > Nervosa they put in their herbal preparations that > was keeping them > tripped out. To discover that it was actually all > part of a government > plot is quite a surprise. Though I think the agent > must have had some > help from the wood gnomes camped out on the southern > perimeter of > their compound otherwise he would have been outed > earlier." > > -- ends > > > > > > To subscribe, send a message to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Or go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links > > > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links - Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now.
RE: [FairfieldLife] Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
Dear Rick, you should be careful, who is posting what. I think, the message with the number 175 678, stating, that Raja Emanuel was caught as an BND agent, is really crime. Posted by someone as Guyfawkes, only shows, that some people are full of hate. There is NO such message or news from Reuters in germany. And I know Emanuel personally. Just looking into details of that "message": It was the maharishi personally, who made the prices. I was there in Vlodrop, when he said: Having gotten it (the TM) from Guru Dev doesn`t mean to give it out cheap. Would be interesting, to track down, who that guy really is. Or think about, wether you accept people to really post anonymous about such matters. cheers joerg. No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG. Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.23.7/1409 - Release Date: 5/1/2008 8:39 AM
Re: [FairfieldLife] Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
Very nice! But you should have posted without the Guy Fawkes address and we would have completely believed you, at least for a while. --- guyfawkes91 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Reuters 05-02-2008:23:05 by our staff reporter. > > Today a small cult based in Holland founded by the > Maharishi of > Beatles fame announced that its leader for Germany > "Raja" Emanuel > Schiffgens has been identified as a government agent > working for the > German secret service (BND). For many years the cult > has been living > under the fear of infiltration by spies from the CIA > and other > government agencies but it was always thought that > the penetration was > limited to low level operatives. A spokesman said > "We knew that > someone was sending us off in funny directions but > we couldn't work > out who it was. In retrospect his performance in > Central America > should have made us suspicious and standing up in > front of a German > audience announcing that he planned to succeed where > Hitler had failed > was a bit of a giveaway but because he was disguised > with a crown we > thought he was one of us." asked how they finally > rumbled him the > spokesman said "He overplayed his hand, for years > we'd been told that > maintaining high prices meant we would take over the > world by teaching > meditation to rich people but it didn't seem to be > working and we > thought it must be government agents who were > misdirecting us. We > caught him out in a vote over the prices. We all > voted to reduce the > prices we charge for learning meditation and he was > the only one > holding out for higher prices. He was isolated and > it was clear > something funny was going on so we searched his room > and found coded > messages from his controller in the BND instructing > him to make sure > we kept prices so high no one would learn." > > Asked what they planned to do to him he replied > "Well he has to have a > trial and it's well known that government agents > float in water so > we've arranged a public test to see if he floats, > either that or we'll > see if he's lighter than a duck" > > Another person in the cult claimed "He turned me > into a newt! But I > got better" > > Professor Van Dyke a leading Vlodropolgist from the > University of > Amsterdam said "We've known for years that they're > stark raving > bonkers but we thought it was the lysergic acid in > the Argyreia > Nervosa they put in their herbal preparations that > was keeping them > tripped out. To discover that it was actually all > part of a government > plot is quite a surprise. Though I think the agent > must have had some > help from the wood gnomes camped out on the southern > perimeter of > their compound otherwise he would have been outed > earlier." > > -- ends > > > > > > To subscribe, send a message to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Or go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links > > > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ
