Re: FLUXLIST: [chair profuse]
[chair refuse]kka pe jkju ka pekpekka j kpkeOn 6/22/06, Jukka-Pekka Kervinen <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > wrote:[chair profuse]passkey paddy consider window dressing midland radish matriculate ninth farsightedness ophthalmology walking stick institution AphroditeT cell horror vicar troublemaker weaken commonlyoz. timepiece chronicle wrestler detritus complimentaryambiguously nonsensical contact ghost whose leggy bleary sanguinary soft drink etymological long-term parry respectsbelly thoughtful lowbrow gastric squawkquilt also intricacy fluent shopliftingcrystallize smallness germanium advent ragged cheerlessness box office rubella semitrailer compliment ballerina pardontamer tactics horrible suction EEG hoenemesis glum restless patrol desiccate undisciplined
FLUXLIST: Rain
May 19th, 5:54 pm: It is still raining and it will continue to rain until it stops raining.
FLUXLIST: The cliche of spam
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FLUXLIST: Quantity
First, make sure you have a dry white wall readily available. Second, take an excess of messy items and throw them at the wall, quickly and using both arms.
FLUXLIST: Nothing song
Nothing doot doot Nothing doot doot Nothing doot doot Nothing
FLUXLIST: Nothing Chair
I am not sitting in a room. The room is exactly the same as the one you are in now. The one minute difference is A Chair.
Re: FLUXLIST: rodcast
Thanks very much for the Rodcast. It is loads of fun.
FLUXLIST: Works lost on an abandoned blog
I found these on a blog that I've since disowned four weeks after I started it, along with some mandalas:"Museo" Revolt! Several drummers (as many as possible) are to gather outside of warehouses, office buildings, music stores, or recording studios affiliated with major record labels and play simultaneously and as ostensibly as their abilities allow. They will only be guided by a stopwatch. When the stopwatch reaches 20'00", they are to dissemble and leave. Saturday, April 3rd, 2004PIRATEWAR (A film)Get a camera.Use cardboard, glue, or any kind of craft/hobby to make pirate hats, swords, shields, and eyepatches. Gather 25 to 100 people and have them dress as pirates.To make the film, take your pirates to a large public area (i.e. a busy intersection) and have them battle to the "death" while yelling the worst pirate cliches they can think of. Continue for as long as possible and send the film to me (A Chair, 131 Vanesse Rd, Morrisville, VT, 05661)Wednesday, March 17th, 2004 Puzzle Piece Walk up to someone working on a puzzle. Pick up a piece at random and exclaim "if you don't do it, I'm going to eat this puzzle piece!" Before s/he can respond, yell "Do it!" Repeat twice, count to three, and then eat and walk away.Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004Tube PieceArgue that everything is phallic or uterine. Tuesday, March 16th, 2004Chicken ManDebone a chicken and pound it into a phallus. Cook until charred. Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004Boot PieceImagine what you can do with three boots and two feet.Monday, March 15th, 2004 For PantsTake four pairs of pants and perform any action, most duly encouraged is getting naked with them.Wednesday, March 17th, 2004 Solo For Loser and ClarinetLose the clarinet and get a job.Tuesday, March 16th, 2004Doctor Variations Perform surgery on a shoe, but clean every utensil with your tongue.Tuesday, March 16th, 2004Story 1 Today, a bear. Wondered all over the green marshes and carelessly stumbled on fragments of complex rocks. It bellowed out, "Nobody knows what you do with your lungs!" Nobody knows what you do. There were too many to be alpha bets. It continued on its journey only to find a brass onion on a dead plate. Finally, the juxtaposed lemon vapors caught him off-guard and bit him. Two days later, he arrived at a garden admiring the colors of the rotting mammalian piano frame discarded by the apartment home. I sighed and exclaimed, "the nation guarantees."Tuesday, March 16th, 2004Story 2A melting imbecile watched as a tin can melted from the fire. Reflecting on his childhood, he saw the washing machine in a hospital. Later he ended his life by asking the shiny velvet gentleman to slit his pancreas.Wednesday, March 17th, 2004
FLUXLIST: Electronics
Fi or purrr Blip or rippp Boop or beep Whirrr or Hummm Click or clunk
FLUXLIST: Untitled
Beaten to death.
FLUXLIST: Guitar sound poem
Growling.
FLUXLIST: Spicy apple event
Electronic swords.
FLUXLIST: Instructions for constructing Chair Records (No. 2)
Chair Record No. 2Sheet metalBinary code of an Mp3 of theater organ music
FLUXLIST: Smear Memorial
The wall is tan and the floor isn't.
FLUXLIST: Sad Machine-gun Story for Jukka-Pekka Kervinen
Several letters including ones you just invented.
FLUXLIST: A Keith and Julie Tippett poem
Keith and Julie Tippett.
Re: FLUXLIST: Instructions for constructing Chair Records (No. 1)
It's kind of like a lightbulb, but it plays sounds on command.On 4/3/06, [EMAIL PROTECTED] < [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:Remind me again, what's a record?> Chair Record No. 1: >> Mauricio Kagel (single groove)> Yourself> Charcoal Paper>
FLUXLIST: Instructions for constructing Chair Records (No. 1)
Chair Record No. 1: Mauricio Kagel (single groove) Yourself Charcoal Paper
Re: FLUXLIST: Nam June Paik passed away
I don't know what to say other than that I really enjoyed his work and he will be missed. On 1/30/06, Gabriel Swossil <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: http://www.paikstudios.com/Nam June Paik passed away at his Miami home at 8:00pm EST on Sunday, January 29th, 2006. Funeral information to be announced.very sad, another fluxfriend gone...Gabriel
FLUXLIST: Foud Poem
This was hovering above the e-mails on my G-mail account: 101 Cookbooks Rustic Potato Chowder 10 hours ago
Re: FLUXLIST: Horses and Newspapers
Hello Graham, Thank you for the kind words. I too am very new to this mailing list (I joined up in June) and feeling like I had nothing to contribute, I decided to send in a poem or event score every now and then. There are two other Horsemen Peoms, both of which I have posted to the Fluxlist, and here they are: Horseman Peom Number 1 An elderly woman rode a horse across an elongated bakery. On a veal farm is a mountain of shovels traversing through a bowling green. Sure the view is firm and our montage is pleased to transverse for a biting or a blowing. Sure the vilest society is impairing the satisfaction of the most wonderful mortuary shuffler. Sure the society reviles altering the satisfaction of the shuffler's morose arias, as marvelous as they think they are. Sure, lest the vilest society changes the satisfaction of the arias of the morose shuffler, I'll see that mad villian use will penetrate the surface of all soft skin across the land. Horseman Peom Number 2 (For Alan Bowman) A large horse wears a large bow. A grand shovel port and grand arc. A grand port of pellets and an arc ground. A port of ground grains, old and damp, sold out. A portrait of grain mounds, viewed as humid, vents abhorrence. And portraits with monocles filled with grain become humorous as they expect horror. At least the portraits have dented monocles on which pleas for grinning developement police for more chameleons to attend horror films are scrawled. And mounds of portraits on the bundle of monocles sinking into a putrid liquid soon intervines in favor of the grimacing police developing a sour mint paper chameleon as to occupy the films and horror of gribbling bowls. Thanks, A. Chair
FLUXLIST: Horses and Newspapers
Horseman Peom Number 3 (Newspaper Variation) Music is not what the newspaper says it is. Nest past the music and the journal indicating quill use. Niches approve the music and the journal indicating the utilization of cans. Approve of the places and music where there is the journal indicating the utilization of bison. Approves the introverts use of the music you will ache to hear reading the journal indicating the utilization of bison. Approve of the utilization of introvert's music so that fierce pouring may be observed in the journal indicating the utilities in bison. Approves the utilities that make the music intrusion stop the observer and verser's ferocious dance from the journal in the quaint bison's utilities. Aprehension of all utilities used for the ferret's intrusion of the music observatory's "Dance of Ferocity" and partial verses in the journal used to wrap utensils used for the eating of bison. Abilities touted by beautiful utensils poured on cracked corpses of dancing ferrets may be observed as music of the most ferocious variety, and can be seen as a partial envelopment utilized by a journal for the order of bison mangers. The capacity of trout that can be bought with utensils versus the cricket cadaver that's caused a flurry of perversions of observation can destroy musical variety and prevent other views on the envelopment of partial use of the journal for the odor of bison managment.
FLUXLIST: Drumstick Poem
RLRLRLLRLLLRLLRRLLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRRLLRLLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLLRLRLRLR (For those who don't know, 'R' and 'L' are commonly used as indications of which drumstick to use; 'R' for the one in the right hand and 'L' for the one in the left hand)
FLUXLIST: Another horseman throws a coin
Horseman Peom Number 2 (Dedicated to Alan Bowman) A large horse wears a large bow. A grand shovel port and grand arc. A grand port of pellets and an arc ground. A port of ground grains, old and damp, sold out. A portrait of grain mounds, viewed as humid, vents abhorrence. And portraits with monocles filled with grain become humorous as they expect horror. At least the portraits have dented monocles on which pleas for grinning developement police for more chameleons to attend horror films are scrawled. And mounds of portraits on the bundle of monocles sinking into a putrid liquid soon intervines in favor of the grimacing police developing a sour mint paper chameleon as to occupy the films and horror of gribbling bowls.
Re: FLUXLIST: An Historical Atlas of Fluxlist - Proposal
I'll contribute as well. Great fun.
FLUXLIST: Here, have a Horseman!
Horseman Peom Number 1: An elderly woman rode a horse across an elongated bakery. On a veal farm is a mountain of shovels traversing through a bowling green. Sure the view is firm and our montage is pleased to transverse for a biting or a blowing. Sure the vilest society is impairing the satisfaction of the most wonderful mortuary shuffler. Sure the society reviles altering the satisfaction of the shuffler's morose arias, as marvelous as they think they are. Sure, lest the vilest society changes the satisfaction of the arias of the morose shuffler, I'll see that mad villian use will penetrate the surface of all soft skin across the land.
FLUXLIST: Wanting to contribute 'till it hurts
Vomiting. Building a sand castle and then destroying it.
FLUXLIST: Two hit lines
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Re: FLUXLIST: process dvd exchange
I only wish I was a video person. Or have access to video art. I think yours is a great idea, just as long as an individual videotape that's only 10 minutes long doesn't cost 300 dollars just because yer famous. On 8/30/05, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: any video people out therei'm trying to put together a dvd exchange for around 9 or 10 artists. here's some initial info.process= name/themeformat- 16:9 dvd with out menu - track should loopeach artist will create 9-10 dvds, i will send out dvd cases to each artist,which they will decorate as they wish and send them back to me. once all materials have been collected i will fashion a box for each set andredistribute them back to the artistsreason: i think video artists should have a collection of video art.if you're interested please send me an emaill off list to [EMAIL PROTECTED]hope you're all well,david colagiovanni541 mason's bay rd.jonesport, me04649
FLUXLIST: Rat Poison
One day a small orange mouse (he fell in a paint can in a nursing home before the story began) crawled into a museum. The museum's hours were 2 to 11, and it was almost 11. There were almost five spectators in the museum, and they were all looking at stuffed birds, except one of the spectator's legs. It was sitting at the bottom of a faulty observation platform. There were numerous other public health code violations, and this was the last day the museum would be open. The mouse crawled quietly past the spectators, who noticed the mouse anyway. One of them cried out "Oh no! A rat!" The end.
Re: FLUXLIST: RE:Peat
Did I ever tell you all that this is the greatest mailing list ever?
Re: FLUXLIST: clicker
This is a neat program. Thanks for sharing! On 7/29/05, //--\ <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > blips and beats...fantastic sound making app: > > http://www.nicolasfournel.com/clicker.htm > > enjoy:b > > __ > Do You Yahoo!? > Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around > http://mail.yahoo.com > >
FLUXLIST: Inas
Dear Fluxlisters, How do you Fluxlist? What method would YOU reccomend?
FLUXLIST: SAME OLD
In an open public area, devise a maze of any difficulty with snake-like material.
FLUXLIST: MOVIE FOR TWO
Two people operate a video camera in a large outdoor area with many trees and possibly very tall grass. They attempt disassemble the camera while leaving just enough of it to keep it filming. - A Chair, June 2005
FLUXLIST: TEETHING IS UN-SCRIPTURAL: an uninteresting play in one act
Stage: Empty except for a large photograph of a grin on the center of the stage. Players: Androgynous blob (player covered entirely with a large cloth or flashy bedsheet. What else is needed: Orange cloth, electric fan, hammer, flowers, dated pop music records played manually with a finger. Scene I: Blob comes in and tries to carry on a conversation with the photograph. Everything it says is muttered inscrutibly except for the phrase "express your confusion", which is uttered from time to time. The scene ends when any member of the audience expresses their confusion. If this doesn't happen within five minutes, end the scene anyway. The blob will stamp offstage angrily if it has to resort to the latter. If the former happens, the blob will throw flowers into the audience and dance offstage. Music. Scene II: Electric fan that is pointed towards the performance space is turned on offstage. Blob comes on stage with a microphone, stands still for a moment and recites the following solioquy into it - "When I was a child, then I loved the sound of the fan. I went through at least three white electric fans back then, which I set up in my room and pointed towards my bed. Even in the wintertime, I would play that fan low all night every night and fall asleep listening to the sound of the fan. What sort of sounds do you find pleasing?" The blob hold the microphone to the audience. If the audience responds to its question, it'll wait before moving on to listen to the responses. Then, the blob will walk to the offstage fan and place the microphone in front of it. It then walks to the other side of the stage and off. After a few moments, a small orange cloth is placed in front of the fan and is blown onstage. Lights turn off, music. Scene III: Lights are turned on again, but dimmed. The blob walks onstage with a hammer. The blob turns to the photograph of a grin and proceeds to hammer away at random teeth. After about three or four teeth are torn out, the blob takes the photograph and walks offstage. Lights turn off. - A Chair, August 2004
FLUXLIST: VAGUE HOUSE
In a small and empty or unoccupied room in your own house or that of a vacant building, line the walls with something that will leave a strong smell. Then hang up a painting from a thrift store in the room. Take a piece of paper or canvas and a bottle of ink with a pen or utensil you can use for writing and write a story on the paper or canvas of an event that happened to you. Use no names in the story and don't leave any idea of who you are. - A Chair, June 2005
FLUXLIST: Two Cars
There are two cars. They can be real, but they can also be toys. They are on the verge of a double head-on collision. Neither car has the means of stopping outside of the collision. To prevent them from perpetually moving forward, they collide with one another head-on. There are no passengers in either car for they both were provoked to jump out of their vehicles because there was a bee on one of the windshields.