Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
No wonder naps became popular.
A. Leon Polhill, Gator
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did.
I said I didn't know." - Mark Twain
From: John Vega
To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
Sent: Fri, December 4, 2009 3:23:11 PM
Subject: Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
Shockingly, there is an entire section at Wikipedia that contains variants
unfamiliar to me.
Essentially, Zoom is verbal hot potato. Everyone sits in a circle.
Someone begins as "It," usually whoever messed up the round before.
Whoever is It says a word.
If it is:
Biederman: the person to the speaker's right is now "It"
Perfigliano (alt: "Figliano"): the person to the speaker's left is now "It"
Schwartz: gives "it" back to whoever just made the speaker "It" (right back at
ya, so to speak)
Zoom: makes whoever the speaker is looking at "It"
No other words are allowed during the play of the round. Once someone messes
up, that person must consume.
Typically, other "rules" are in force at all times - no form of the word
"drink" may be used ("rink, rank, runk" and "consume" are popular
substitutions); no pointing with fingers (elbows o.k.).
It can move quite quickly and be challenging to play. A popular strategy is to
gaze at one person (making them think a "zoom" is coming), but then say another
command.
-Zeb
On Dec 4, 2009, at 3:06 PM, Jay Cicone wrote:
Oh!! Do tell?
>
>From: John Vega [mailto:zebu...@gate.net]
>Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 3:05 PM
>To: gatort...@googlegroups.com
>Subject: Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
>
>Biederman, Schwartz, Zoom!
>
>
>-Zeb
>
>
>On Dec 4, 2009, at 3:02 PM, Jay Cicone wrote:
>
>
>
>
>Not to mention the ever popular quarters, bizz/buzz, and some game with spoons?
--
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions |
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
--
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions |
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
Shockingly, there is an entire section at Wikipedia that contains
variants unfamiliar to me.
Essentially, Zoom is verbal hot potato. Everyone sits in a circle.
Someone begins as "It," usually whoever messed up the round before.
Whoever is It says a word.
If it is:
Biederman: the person to the speaker's right is now "It"
Perfigliano (alt: "Figliano"): the person to the speaker's left is
now "It"
Schwartz: gives "it" back to whoever just made the speaker
"It" (right back at ya, so to speak)
Zoom: makes whoever the speaker is looking at "It"
No other words are allowed during the play of the round. Once someone
messes up, that person must consume.
Typically, other "rules" are in force at all times - no form of the
word "drink" may be used ("rink, rank, runk" and "consume" are
popular substitutions); no pointing with fingers (elbows o.k.).
It can move quite quickly and be challenging to play. A popular
strategy is to gaze at one person (making them think a "zoom" is
coming), but then say another command.
-Zeb
On Dec 4, 2009, at 3:06 PM, Jay Cicone wrote:
> Oh!! Do tell?
>
> From: John Vega [mailto:zebu...@gate.net]
> Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 3:05 PM
> To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
> Subject: Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
>
> Biederman, Schwartz, Zoom!
>
> -Zeb
>
> On Dec 4, 2009, at 3:02 PM, Jay Cicone wrote:
>
>
>
> Not to mention the ever popular quarters, bizz/buzz, and some game
> with spoons?
--
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions |
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
And I think that beer bongs were invented - just in time for the 1979 football season. Original Message Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...From: "Jay Cicone" Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 3:02 pmTo: Not to mention the ever popular quarters, bizz/buzz, and some game with spoons? From: gatortalk+ow...@googlegroups.com [mailto:gatortalk+ow...@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of ke...@baldwinnc.comSent: Friday, December 04, 2009 2:41 PMTo: gatortalk@googlegroups.comSubject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game... It was the first semester of 1982. I remember it - not so well. Purple Porpise, Calico Jack's, Joe's Deli were just a few of my "study halls". And boy did I love to study! Most nights I would stay up till 2, 3, 4 or even later in the morning - partying, I mean studying, my big ol hairy butt off. I (don't) remember one physics or calculus exam - we studied so hard for it at Joe's Deli - we almost passed out during the exam. It was the year of drinking games like "Hi Bob (newhart)", slammers, flipping coasters, and too many others. I set my own personal record of like 90 straight days of drinking. All because - we went 0-10-1 my first year in 1979. But we had a good time. I liked that semester so much - I got to repeat every one of my classes. ---- Original Message Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...From: "Oliver Barry" Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 2:19 pmTo: Hmm… I’m kinda happy I’m not. Oliver Barry CRS,GRI Real Estate Broker Bob Parks Realty 1517 Hunt Club Blvd Gallatin TN 37066 Phone: 615-826-4040 Fax: 615-822-2027 Mobile: 615-972-4239 From: ke...@baldwinnc.com [mailto:ke...@baldwinnc.com] Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 11:54 AMTo: gatortalk@googlegroups.comSubject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game... I wish I was still young enough to play games like that ! Original Message Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...From: "Jay Cicone" Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 10:29 amTo: The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated, curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to keep it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field he dominates. In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you the “Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game”! * Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard. * Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute. * Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tay!" * Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year. * Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing. * Drink every time Tebow references God. * Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd. * If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot. * Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field. * Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off. * Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands. * Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you). * Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary. * If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron. *When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas. (Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may w
RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
Oh!! Do tell? From: John Vega [mailto:zebu...@gate.net] Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 3:05 PM To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com Subject: Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game... Biederman, Schwartz, Zoom! -Zeb On Dec 4, 2009, at 3:02 PM, Jay Cicone wrote: Not to mention the ever popular quarters, bizz/buzz, and some game with spoons? -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
Biederman, Schwartz, Zoom! -Zeb On Dec 4, 2009, at 3:02 PM, Jay Cicone wrote: > > Not to mention the ever popular quarters, bizz/buzz, and some game > with spoons? -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
Not to mention the ever popular quarters, bizz/buzz, and some game with
spoons?
From: gatortalk+ow...@googlegroups.com
[mailto:gatortalk+ow...@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of
ke...@baldwinnc.com
Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 2:41 PM
To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
It was the first semester of 1982. I remember it - not so well.
Purple Porpise, Calico Jack's, Joe's Deli were just a few of my "study
halls". And boy did I love to study! Most nights I would stay up till
2, 3, 4 or even later in the morning - partying, I mean studying, my big
ol hairy butt off.
I (don't) remember one physics or calculus exam - we studied so hard for
it at Joe's Deli - we almost passed out during the exam.
It was the year of drinking games like "Hi Bob (newhart)", slammers,
flipping coasters, and too many others.
I set my own personal record of like 90 straight days of drinking.
All because - we went 0-10-1 my first year in 1979. But we had a good
time.
I liked that semester so much - I got to repeat every one of my classes.
Original Message --------
Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
From: "Oliver Barry"
Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 2:19 pm
To:
Hmm... I'm kinda happy I'm not.
Oliver Barry CRS,GRI
Real Estate Broker
Bob Parks Realty
1517 Hunt Club Blvd
Gallatin TN 37066
Phone: 615-826-4040
Fax: 615-822-2027
Mobile: 615-972-4239
From: ke...@baldwinnc.com [mailto:ke...@baldwinnc.com
<mailto:ke...@baldwinnc.com> ]
Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 11:54 AM
To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
I wish I was still young enough to play games like that !
Original Message
Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
From: "Jay Cicone"
Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 10:29 am
To:
The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this
weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son
of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge
after last year's SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of
college football. Face it folks, even though Tebow spends his free time
preaching to the incarcerated, curing cancer (we assume), trimming the
foreskin of the impoverished, and keeping the planets properly aligned
by toting the earth around the sun to keep it in its proper orbit; on
the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field he dominates.
In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you the
"Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game"!
* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus
chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's
opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance,
Tebow, you magnificent bastard.
* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then
salute.
* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete,"
then yell "Tay!"
* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow
should win the Heisman again this year.
* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize
the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.
* Drink every time Tebow references God.
* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping
his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd.
* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your
drink and do a shot.
* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when
the Florida defense is on the field.
* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his
helmet off.
* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in
the stands.
* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts.
(Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you).
* Shot every time they mention his experience as
missionary.
* If they mention him performing circumcisions in th
RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
It was the first semester of 1982. I remember it - not so well. Purple Porpise, Calico Jack's, Joe's Deli were just a few of my "study halls". And boy did I love to study! Most nights I would stay up till 2, 3, 4 or even later in the morning - partying, I mean studying, my big ol hairy butt off. I (don't) remember one physics or calculus exam - we studied so hard for it at Joe's Deli - we almost passed out during the exam. It was the year of drinking games like "Hi Bob (newhart)", slammers, flipping coasters, and too many others. I set my own personal record of like 90 straight days of drinking. All because - we went 0-10-1 my first year in 1979. But we had a good time. I liked that semester so much - I got to repeat every one of my classes. -------- Original Message Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...From: "Oliver Barry" Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 2:19 pmTo: Hmm… I’m kinda happy I’m not. Oliver Barry CRS,GRI Real Estate Broker Bob Parks Realty 1517 Hunt Club Blvd Gallatin TN 37066 Phone: 615-826-4040 Fax: 615-822-2027 Mobile: 615-972-4239 From: ke...@baldwinnc.com [mailto:ke...@baldwinnc.com] Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 11:54 AMTo: gatortalk@googlegroups.comSubject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game... I wish I was still young enough to play games like that ! Original Message Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...From: "Jay Cicone" Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 10:29 amTo: <gatortalk@googlegroups.com> The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated, curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to keep it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field he dominates. In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you the “Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game”! * Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard. * Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute. * Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tay!" * Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year. * Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing. * Drink every time Tebow references God. * Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd. * If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot. * Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field. * Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off. * Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands. * Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you). * Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary. * If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron. *When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas. (Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.) -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our webs
RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
Hmm. I'm kinda happy I'm not. Oliver Barry CRS,GRI Real Estate Broker Bob Parks Realty 1517 Hunt Club Blvd Gallatin TN 37066 Phone: 615-826-4040 Fax: 615-822-2027 Mobile: 615-972-4239 _ From: ke...@baldwinnc.com [mailto:ke...@baldwinnc.com] Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 11:54 AM To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game... I wish I was still young enough to play games like that ! Original Message Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game... From: "Jay Cicone" Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 10:29 am To: The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated, curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to keep it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field he dominates. In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you the "Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game"! * Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard. * Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute. * Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tay!" * Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year. * Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing. * Drink every time Tebow references God. * Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd. * If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot. * Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field. * Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off. * Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands. * Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you). * Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary. * If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron. *When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas. (Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.) -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
I wish I was still young enough to play games like that ! Original Message Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...From: "Jay Cicone" Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 10:29 amTo: The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated, curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to keep it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field he dominates. In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you the “Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game”! * Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard. * Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute. * Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tay!" * Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year. * Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing. * Drink every time Tebow references God. * Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd. * If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot. * Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field. * Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off. * Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands. * Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you). * Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary. * If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron. *When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas. (Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.) -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game
Thanks Bert for your well wishes. I've got knots in my tummy already!! You truly are our FAVORITE non-Gator :-) Wanda - Original Message - From: "BertThePiggieMan" To: "GatorTalk" Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 8:29 AM Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game > Howdy, all! > > Just wanted to drop a note to wish y'all luck in the SEC Championship > game. Go take care of them Bammers and represent the SEC in the BCS > title game... > > Go Gators! > > - PiggieBert (your favorite pork Gator Bait :) > > -- > GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! > 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions > 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions > 2008 National Football Champions | > Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel > (1996), > Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
They are not as confused as Auburnites as the proper use of toilet paper. A. Leon Polhill, Gator "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know." - Mark Twain From: Ken Kirkley To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com Sent: Fri, December 4, 2009 11:22:08 AM Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game... This is funny. We are in their heads for sure! We have a game where we count how many times Tebow says blessed, bless or blessing. Every time he is talking on camera, numerous variations come out. And as for his suggestion to drink upon seeing a Gator fan in jorts, how about drinking every time you see a bammer with toilet paper and laundry detergent on his head? Unfortunately, they think that is the intended use of those products… Ken K. MNGator From:Jay Cicone [mailto:jay.cic...@raymondjames.com] Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 9:30 AM To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game... The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta . The son of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated, curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to keep it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field he dominates. In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you the “Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game”! * Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard. * Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute. * Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tay!" * Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year. * Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing. * Drink every time Tebow references God. * Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd. * If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot. * Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field. * Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off. * Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands. * Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you). * Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary. * If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron. *When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas . (Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.)-- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions
RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
This is funny. We are in their heads for sure! We have a game where we count how many times Tebow says blessed, bless or blessing. Every time he is talking on camera, numerous variations come out. And as for his suggestion to drink upon seeing a Gator fan in jorts, how about drinking every time you see a bammer with toilet paper and laundry detergent on his head? Unfortunately, they think that is the intended use of those products. Ken K. MNGator _ From: Jay Cicone [mailto:jay.cic...@raymondjames.com] Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 9:30 AM To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game... The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated, curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to keep it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field he dominates. In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you the "Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game"! * Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard. * Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute. * Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tay!" * Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year. * Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing. * Drink every time Tebow references God. * Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd. * If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot. * Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field. * Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off. * Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands. * Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you). * Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary. * If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron. *When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas. (Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.) -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game
Thanks, Bertram. Will do! A. Leon Polhill, Gator "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know." - Mark Twain From: BertThePiggieMan To: GatorTalk Sent: Fri, December 4, 2009 9:29:47 AM Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game Howdy, all! Just wanted to drop a note to wish y'all luck in the SEC Championship game. Go take care of them Bammers and represent the SEC in the BCS title game... Go Gators! - PiggieBert (your favorite pork Gator Bait :) -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game
and that is what's going on the grill, a pork loin! Good luck in your sport season out there. Go Gators, Robert. -Original Message- From: BertThePiggieMan [mailto:kickinfamil...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 9:30 AM To: GatorTalk Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game Howdy, all! Just wanted to drop a note to wish y'all luck in the SEC Championship game. Go take care of them Bammers and represent the SEC in the BCS title game... Go Gators! - PiggieBert (your favorite pork Gator Bait :) -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
