Re: [lace] Kant Kwartaal

2004-06-09 Thread Jean Barrett
Hi Bev,
I have or, it seems had that magazine. I think that I must have passed 
it on, as I can only find the pattern now. I have one copy of the 
magazine though dated february  1992. and I think the strawbeey pattern 
would be from one just beforee or after that. I think that I subscribed 
for a year at the OIDFA Utrecht congress. On looking through the 
magazine I cannot see any credits on any of the patterns. The Editor is 
Jolanda de Boer-Van Nes and the editorial address is Linja, Postbus 
3016, 2301 DA Leiden. The Netherlands. Obviously this is more than 10 
years old but could be a starting point for you.
Jean in Cleveland U.K.
On 8 Jun 2004, at 17:07, Bev Walker wrote:

Hi everyone
Does anyone know of the publication Kant Kwartaal? It would have been
published in The Netherlands probably in the 1970s. I would like to 
find
out who designed a particular pattern called Aardbei , a mat with
strawberries going around it.
I have the pattern pages, but alas no date on them, not even in the
colofon, and no names credited.
Thanks if anyone has any info.
--
bye for now
Bev in Sooke, BC (west coast of Canada)

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[lace] Cleveland Lace Guild

2004-06-09 Thread Jean Barrett
Good morning All,
here in Cleveland (UK) we are continuing to enjoy lovely warm weather. 
Just right for a Lace Day and Saturday 12th June is our 25th. All are 
most welcome of course. E-mail me for directions if you need them, but 
it also sees the publication of our new Pattern book. I have posted 
details on our web site
www.communigate.co.uk/ne/clevelandlaceguild
There are details here about a reprint of our tablecloth squares 
booklet as well. I think that the recent report  in the IOLI bulletin 
from the Finger-lakes Guild who made one has stirred interest in that 
again.
Prices are in £ Stirling I am sorry, but we could be open to 
negotiation. Contact me privately.
Jean in Cleveland U.K.

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[lace] eBay fan

2004-06-09 Thread Susan MacLeod
There is an exquisite honiton fan on eBay today.  Pricey but beautiful!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItemcategory=2219item=8110637725rd=1
Sumac
Susan G. MacLeod
Dummerston, VT  USA
new!   www.sumac.us
www.sover.net/~sumac
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. John Wooden
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Re: [lace] eBay fan

2004-06-09 Thread Barron
Do you think they'd accept a bid just for the bird? g

jenny barron

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[lace] Re: Knipling-Festival in Tönder 2

2004-06-09 Thread Ilske und Peter Thomsen
Hello Lacefriends,
On saterday mornig I started my exhibition tour at Tönder Museum.In 
the big room upstairs where mostly are the lace-exhibitions with the 
paintings on the wall and the furniture they show us the 
Lace-Collection of Helene (1845 - 1932) and Peter (1840 - 1922) 
Karberg.
Helene and Peter maried in1869, their fathers were brothers, they  had 
five children, three daughters and two sons. Peter was a ship owner and 
merchant. They live some time in London later in Kopenhague and then in 
Hellerup.
It is possible that Helene heired laces from her mother but she baught 
laces herself. So we could see lots of old Tönder-lace with this poetic 
names like: pearl, Else, white clover, big bell or bindweed. By the way 
I was told that not all old Tönder-laces have names. There were not 
only edges also collers, false blouses, things Helene surely wear 
herself. There was an old Brussels-lace from1700 but it is unknown from 
where it came and some other type of laces too. Her daughter Ida 
learned lacemaking herself and met with the women around Hansigne and 
the so called Kopenhague-lady-circle. You know it was at the beginning 
of 20th cent. when women all over Europe tried to revive handmade 
bobbin lace.
In another room was the exhibition With Silver, Wool and Linen - 
Norwegian Lace from 1750 till today There so many different things 
were to see that you needed hours to get everything. At beginning the 
had some Reisle this are crowns for the bride. Another subject are 
the gold and silver laces. They told us that the siciety there had 
another structure. there were many freehold farmers which were rich and 
so they wanted to show this richness. A lot of other bridal outfits 
were to admire. Also lacemaking equipment and a few pictures of 
lacemakers .
Needle lace pieces and woollen lace were on display. What astonished me 
most were the designs from the beginning of 20th cent. I have never 
heard of modern laces from Norway before. They showed us foe example 
pieces from Fredrikke Weisseert from Oslo and Anna Rollefsen in Larvik. 
And some todays work like necklaces and lace objects from Margherita 
Ficko and a lot of other things.
I did some picture in my Arachne- webshot album. The quality isn't the 
best and I didn't know who the  fotografers are, I think people from 
Tönder Museum. That's why i will take them out after a few days. So if 
you are interested look immediately.
The rest comes tomorrow or so.
Greetings
Ilske

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[lace] kantwartaal

2004-06-09 Thread J.Falkink-Pol
I asked on a Dutch list.
Kantkwartaal has been issued by Jolanda de Boer during 13 years until the
start of 2000. Most patterns were hers. Hanke had a quick look but couldn't
find the strawberrie (aardbei) pattern though she only missed nr 3 of the
3rd year.

Jo Falkink

 Ik heb alle afleveringen van het Kant Kwartaal die ik heb doorgekeken
 (vluchtig gebladerd). Het kant kwartaal is in 13 jaargangen uitgegeven,
met
 4 afleveringen per jaar. Begin 2000 is ze (= Jolanda de Boer)er mee
gestopt.
   Ik heb ze niet kunnen vinden (alhoewel ik nog 1 uitgave mis: jaargang 3
 nummer 4).
 Vanaf het 8e jaargang was het makkelijker zoeken, er zit dan een index
bij.

 Maar als ze er zeker van is, dat het van het Kant Kwartaal is, dan is
 meestal de ontwerpster Jolanda de Boer, (uitgeverij Linja) te Boertange.

 groetjes,
 Hanke

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[lace] Lace Guild Website Update

2004-06-09 Thread Jean Leader
Only the 10th of the month (by the time this reaches you) but another 
quite extensive update to the Lace Guild's website:

1. More stuff relating to the Myth or Mystery Exhibition - The 
Catalogue and The Commemorative Bobbins are now mounted (you can buy 
them too) and details of the overflow display of entries at The 
Hollies.
2. Details of the 2005 Calendar (you can buy this too).
3. Details of the new Membership Bobbins and Christmas 2004 Bobbin 
(shop early!).

I also have an apology to those who couldn't get past the first page 
of the Census Luggage Labels. I'd coded this in Javascript (easier 
for me) but if you are accessing the web from work it is possible 
that some well-meaning idiot has disabled Javascript. (Your home 
machine will be ok as all browsers default to scripting 'on'.) I may 
put up a single non-javascript page which will take a week to load 
but will allow the patient to see the contributions. But not soon. 
Still got the April (sic) Lace mag to mount, but you can't have 
everything at once.

David and Jean (in Glasgow)
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[lace] Re: underground

2004-06-09 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
Apologies for taking up lace-space, but I suspect that lace, rather 
than chat is more likely to produce help...

On Jun 9, 2004, at 0:26, Avital wrote:
Tamara, people who have trouble subscribing can always be added by a
moderator or list owner. Just ask Jo to subscribe you.
Yeah, well, she says she won'/t can't, and I don't know who the other 
two moderators might be... :( But I've done *half* of it succesfully; 
I'm now signed up :)

But... Taking advantage of the free account (with yahoo as provider), I 
also took advantage of the provider's name being shorter, and expanded 
the username -- on yahoo, I'm t_n_lace (didn't want to put that much in 
front of rockbridge, hence the simple tpd). But I did provide my 
regular e-address as an alternative

So, now, we come to the sign *in* page:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Arachne-7
and I have no clue what to do. On the above page, I'm told I have to 
subscribe with the same address I use for Arachne (which is 
[EMAIL PROTECTED]). Or else. But the real trouble comes with the next 
page -- when I hit the join this group button, I get a page which I 
just simply do not understand. It uses English, so I understand each 
word, but they do not make any sense to me...

You're signed in as t_n_lace. If you're not t_n_lace, sign as a 
different user... Er? And there are others, equally now you see it, 
now you don't ones; I have no idea where to click and where not to. 
What's a profile (other than a left or right view of my face)? And the 
veryfication business? What do I do about that?

Then comes the Please tell the group owner about yourself and why you 
would like to join the group (200 characters maximum). Which 
instruction - not counting the spaces between words -- is 91 
characters. Well, OK, I can *try*... :)

Then come the decisions about the delivery and about the format.
About the first, I'd probably want to read on the web (might be easier 
to access from afar? Without clogging up my tpd account, if I don't get 
a chance to clear it up while away?). How do I do it? And can I change 
it to delivered e-mails (delivered where??? to my home puter? Where I 
use the [EMAIL PROTECTED] address?) once I come back from Europe? On 
the format... Do I want the messages converted to HTML (default), or 
not?

The only thing I *do* understand on that page is the word I'm supposed 
to type in to confirm that I'm not an automaton. It's a *wrong* word; a 
more appropriate (and equally offensive g) one would have been 
stupid.

So, if any of you - 20 successfully signed-in members - would, kindly, 
take me by the hand and lead me through that quagmire (in a private 
message, sent to the tpd address), I'd appreciate it... Sigh... Things 
we do for love... :)

I'm sure Yahoo doesn't care that I'm a male, 70-year-old CEO of a high
tech company g).
Given the state of my memory, I figured that truth might be (marginally 
g) easier to remember, should I have to re-spout it at a later date 
g Even so, it was difficult, since they didn't have a housewife as 
an option. I did consider giving DH's particulars, but the same thing 
applied... Retired didn't figure; everyone wants to be a star :)

They just want to make sure that you're not a minor.
I wonder if any minor not able to add a few years to his/her age would 
have a sufficienltly high IQ to be able to follow the rest of the 
sign-up procedure... :)

Yours, sailing the e-waves without a map, and in a leaking boat,
T
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Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
  Healthy US through The No-CARB Diet:
no C-heney, no A-shcroft, no R-umsfeld, no B-ush.
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[lace] lost people

2004-06-09 Thread Merlene
They aren't really lost and I am sure they know exactly where they are but we
can't find them.
If anyone has an email or an address for these ladies we really need them.
Email me privately
Thank you
Merlene
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Ulrike Lohr
Jana Novak
Carolyn Regnier
Veronica Stuart -
Susanne Thompson
Pat Read
Veronica Sorenson

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[lace] underground with the yahoos

2004-06-09 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Jun 9, 2004, at 23:20, Ruth Budge wrote:
Tamara, I'm sorry, but I'm laughing so much!!
Glad to be of service; if the communists had had any sense of humour, 
I'd have been a government-appointed comedian; it was not to be, but I 
still like to amuse :)

I put in my date of birth, secret question, etc., etc.   And I 
actually got in there - once!  When I tried to open it again, I got 
the you've put in wrong details message.
So far, I get welcome t_n_lace message every time... Either you've 
been grilled more that I had been (and/or setting up a multi-account 
requires more frequent checking of your bona-fides), or else Yahell (I 
*love* Avital's term g) is waitng for me to lose the slip of paper 
where I'd put it all down. And *then* it'll pounce... :)

No, I've had no trouble signing up to *Yahoo*, and getting an 
open-arms welcome every time I try to visit. Even the verify problem 
has sorted itself out; apparently, Yahoo sent a confirmation of 
registration message to my other (tpd etc), more legitimate 
account... g And the message got caught by the spam filter, which I 
check only 2-3 times a day... Once I got that, I confirmed that the tpd 
was a live body, and everything seems to be copacetic on that score.

It's signing *in*, *to Arachne-7*, that I come un-glued...
But Avital has promised to help, bless her... I don't know what I'd do 
without her; my (unsuccessful, needless to say g) attempt to 
subscribe to Arachne (June 12, '95) read, in the text: Dear Sirs, I 
would like to... (etc); my son nearly choked, he was laughing so 
hard... Took *him* 3 attempts, before his fingers stopped straying to 
wrong keys from all that mirth...

So, I have hopes of being a part of Arachne-7 (the splendid seven? What 
was the *original* title of that western?) soon. I've even given Avital 
the line which is to describe me and my wishes (200 characters 
maximum. What if more than 200 Arachneans want to join?)

And, since both the signing up and the and the signing in processes 
seem to get different, randomly picked, words as cues, I won't keep 
mine a secret... Signing up was small and clear. Signing *in* 
(the only thing that made sense, but was wrong all the same) required 
ugly... Like I said; it ought to have been stupid :)

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Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
  Healthy US through The No-CARB Diet:
no C-heney, no A-shcroft, no R-umsfeld, no B-ush.
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[lace-chat] Fwd: Question of literature

2004-06-09 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
OK... I was all wet on the numbers (not surprising g). And I forgot 
the first h (we don't *use* that scale much in Poland). But I was 
right on the initial of the author... :)

From: Danek Duvall
Date: June 9, 2004 2:00:36 EDT
To: Tamara P. Duvall [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Question of literature
Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451.
:)
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  Healthy US through The No-CARB Diet:
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[lace-chat] Eyrope in a wheelchair

2004-06-09 Thread Jean Nathan
At one time, at least tne of the parks in London had a cardboard city where
the homeless had erected cardboard shelters - woe betide anyone who tried to
use a shelter belonging to someone else. I think they've all now been
cleared out, and at least some of the parks are locked at night. We see
pictures of the homeless sleeping in shop doorways on main roads, presumably
because it's safer to be in full view than tucked away in a park. Don't know
what the attitude of the police is to them, not having lived in London for
nearly 40 years.

Where do they proprose to wash? Presumably in public toilets - good luck to
them - I wouldn't. They'll need good street maps to show the location of
them. In Poole (and I think this is a case in a lot of towns), public
toilets have been closed because of the filthy state they get in, drug abuse
in them and vandalism. Larger stores have toilets for public use, but I
don't think they'd be too happy to have vagrants using them to have a strip
wash.

Presumably they intend to eat more than just bread - I don't know how long
it takes to develop scurvy if you don't get enough vitamin C.

I'm sure there a lot of things that they haven't thought of.

Jean in Poole

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Re: [lace-chat] Eyrope in a wheelchair

2004-06-09 Thread Weronika Patena
 Where do they proprose to wash? Presumably in public toilets - good luck to
 them - I wouldn't. They'll need good street maps to show the location of
 them. In Poole (and I think this is a case in a lot of towns), public
 toilets have been closed because of the filthy state they get in, drug abuse
 in them and vandalism. 

Now I see why in Poland you generally have to pay for public
toilets and there are actual people there who take your money, and
hopefully prevent you from doing anything unpleasant.

 Larger stores have toilets for public use, but I
 don't think they'd be too happy to have vagrants using them to have a strip
 wash.

Well, Claire needs special facilities to do anything of this sort
anyway, so there probably won't be very much washing involved in the
sleeping in parks period.  She's cutting her hair very short.  

 Presumably they intend to eat more than just bread - I don't know how long
 it takes to develop scurvy if you don't get enough vitamin C.

I'm sure they'll get hungry for stuff they're not getting before
anything particularly bad happens.  Plus, they'll probably have more
money than they thought, anyway. 

 I'm sure there a lot of things that they haven't thought of.

Of course.  The fun of traveling.  g

Weronika

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[lace-chat] A Big Thank You

2004-06-09 Thread lynn
Thanks so much for the instructions, written out they make enough sense for me
to get thru my first thread tally flower.  I did the wire lace course with
Lenka, but that was months ago, and the technique is somewhat different with
wire anyway - in other words, I forgot, ah that mentalpausal brain.  Now I can
get back to work on the bonnet.  I must say the pictoral directions for this
bonnet were somewhat confusing, hopefully talented lacemakers would have been
able to figure it out without all the boomerang lacemaking I did.


Lynn Scott, Wollongong, Australia

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Re: [lace-chat] RE: tally flowers (was The Car)

2004-06-09 Thread lynn
Thanks Helen for your directions.  Liz also sent instructions, a bit more
detailed, and between you I should be able to get thru this challenge.  I
couldn't figure out the Practical Skills instructions, no matter which way I
turned the book.  Just for your information it was the Spring 96 Australian
Lace issue.

Lynn Scott, Wollongong, Australia

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RE: [lace-chat] Question of literature

2004-06-09 Thread Carole Lassak
Farhenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury.

Carole
Dublin, OH USA
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[lace-chat] large piece of lace

2004-06-09 Thread Alice Howell
Greetings,
Anyone making a wedding dress?  Here is 3 yards of 24 wide French lace 
that they say is handmade.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItemitem=6101643158

Alice in Oregon 

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[lace-chat] I kicked my Computer!!!

2004-06-09 Thread David Collyer
Dear Friends,
Boy do I have a computer story to tell! First of all, you have to remember 
that my scanner has not been working for over a month now - not since I had 
some anti-virus software installed. I've tried everything I know - changing 
ports, reinstalling etc. etc.

Well. last night we had a very big thunder storm and my telephone 
line became very crackly as if there was water in the line. Eventually I 
thought: I've had enough of this and decided to go and get one of my old 
phones to see whether it would make any difference.

As I got up from my desk, my foot was caught in the phone cord and I 
wrenched it off the desk onto the floor. At the same time I managed to 
upend the CD rack, scattering them everywhere and also turning the radiator 
(heater) on its side Well at least I didn't fall over, even if 
everything else in the room did. THen as I grabbed for the radiator, I 
heard a ping and there's a window on the screen saying that my computer 
had just discovered new hardware - called a scanner!! I quickly stood 
up the radiator and reinstalled my scanner for about the 5th time. IT 
WORKS!

God only knows how I did it, but I reckon it was the kick I gave the desk.
David in Ballarat
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[lace-chat] Wilmslow Bobbins

2004-06-09 Thread Scotlace
Can anyone give me the address and telephone number of Wilmslow Bobbins, 
please.  I want to give them to someone who does not have a computer.  I have 
tried a search with no results.

Thank you.  Patricia in Wales
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[lace-chat] kicking computer

2004-06-09 Thread John OConnor
Re: and there's a window on the screen saying that my computer 
had just discovered new hardware - called a scanner!!   but I
reckon it was the kick I gave the desk.


David, that is so funny!! I have tried it in the past with no success.
You seem to have the correct kick.

Jane O'Connor
New Lenox, IL
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Take time to laugh, it is the music of the soul

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[lace-chat] Canadian jokes

2004-06-09 Thread rick sharon
 CANADIAN JOKE # 1

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided
to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, Hey Senor, I
would like the world's best beer, a Corona. The bartender dusts off a
bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, I'd like the best beer in the world, give me
'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser. The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain
spring water, give me a Coors. He gets it.

The guy from Molson sits down and says, Give me a Coke. The bartender is a
little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery
presidents look over at him and ask, Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?

The Molson president replies, Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking
beer, neither would I.



CANADIAN JOKE #2

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His
friend Doug stops him and asks, Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?

I got it for my wife, eh. answers Bob.

Oh! exclaims Doug, Good trade.


CANADIAN JOKE #3


An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon and
asked, Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a
Newfie?

Sure it's easy. replied the neurosurgeon. All I have to do is cut out 1/3
of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie.

He was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However, the
neurosurgeon's knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the patient's
brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's brain.

He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient's bed
as the patient recovered from the anesthetic. As soon as the patient was
conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him I'm terribly sorry, but there was a
ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally
cut out 2/3 of your brain.

The patient replied Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?



CANADIAN JOKE #4

Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?

The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the
pins and throwing them back.



CANADIAN JOKE #5

In Canada, we have two seasons...six months of winter and six months of poor
snowmobiling.



CANADIAN JOKE #6

One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub
together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatt Blue. Just as they
were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of their
pints.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished
the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing
happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking
it over the pint, yelling, SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!



CANADIAN JOKE #7

A Quebecer, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some
pepper.

Black pepper, or white pepper? asked the concierge.

Toilette pepper! yelled the Quebecer.



CANADIAN JOKE #8

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They
were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died
before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the
American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses
present asked him what happened.

Well, said the American, I remember the crash, and then there was a
beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at
the gates of heaven. St.Peter approached us and said that we were all too
young to die, and said that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth.
So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing
I knew I was back here.

That's amazing! said the one of the doctors, But what happened to the
other two?

Last I saw them, replied the American, the Scot was haggling over the
price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his.

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Re: [lace-chat] Wilmslow Bobbins

2004-06-09 Thread Jean Nathan
You got the name slightly wrong - it's Winslow Bobbins. Web page:

http://users.argonet.co.uk/users/winslow.bobbins/

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Telephone/Fax : +44 (0)1280 816980

Address : 102 Embleton Way, Buckingham, MK18 1FJ, United Kingdom

Jean in Poole

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 Can anyone give me the address and telephone number of Wilmslow Bobbins,
 please.  I want to give them to someone who does not have a computer.  I
have
 tried a search with no results.

 Thank you.  Patricia in Wales
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[lace-chat] collar on ebay

2004-06-09 Thread Vasna Zago
Dear Spiders:
I'm needing an opinion on this collar on ebay.  It looks as though it might 
be handmade needlelace, but then
again there's something about it that makes me wonder.  Any experts care to 
comment?

Then again, at the going rate it might be worth it to bid and ask determine 
its authenticity later. :-

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItemitem=3728660922sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AITrd=1
Vasna Zago
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[lace-chat] Question of literature

2004-06-09 Thread Karen
Hi Tamara,

Ray Bradbury wrote Farenheit 451.


Karen, in Coventry

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[lace-chat] Re: Eyrope in a wheelchair

2004-06-09 Thread Joy Beeson
It really isn't feasible to check into a hotel every time you need a
ten-minute nap.  Napping in a park is quite pleasant -- if you're quite sure
that it's safe, the police won't hassle, and passersby won't hail an ambulance.

-- 
Joy

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[lace-chat] lace collar on ebay

2004-06-09 Thread Dmt11home
I think I am enough of a lace expert to say, without fear of contradiction, 
that this is definitely not chutney.
Devon

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Re: [lace-chat] I kicked my Computer!!!

2004-06-09 Thread Ruth Budge
David, the out-of-the-ordinary solutions are often very effective!!   Myself, I
had a migraine last Thursday/Friday.  On Friday evening, as I was walking up
the street with my husband on one side, and my daughter on the other, I fell
over in the dark - flat onto my face!  Was badly winded and shaken, scraped my
chin on the concrete, my cheek landed on the (new!) digital camera, which in
turn skidded off into the dark somewhere and was only found by my sharp-eyed
daughter's persistence.

When I could breathe again and gathered myself together to get back on my feet,
I discovered I'd had an instant cure for the migraine!!

Ruth Budge (Sydney, Australia)
P.S., in spite of a few scratches on the casing, the digital camera still works
too!!


David Collyer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:Dear Friends,
Boy do I have a computer story to tell! .. THen as I grabbed for the
radiator, I 
heard a ping and there's a window on the screen saying that my computer 
had just discovered new hardware - called a scanner!! I quickly stood 
up the radiator and reinstalled my scanner for about the 5th time. IT 
WORKS!

God only knows how I did it, but I reckon it was the kick I gave the desk.
David in Ballarat



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Re: [lace-chat] lace collar on ebay

2004-06-09 Thread Ruth Budge
I must admit, I was tempted to ask the vendor whether it was tomato or mango
chutney!!

Ruth Budge (Sydney, Australia)

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:I think I am enough of a lace expert to say, without
fear of contradiction, 
that this is definitely not chutney.
Devon


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Re: [lace-chat] scanners

2004-06-09 Thread Ruth Budge
Whew!! Janice, sounds as if I had a narrow escape...imagine trying to solve
your scanner problems via the email!!(Perhaps I should explain that I run a
Help Desk for Lace 2000 and Janice is one of my customers!)

Ruth Budge (Sydney, Australia)
 --- Janice Blair [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  David wrote:
 and reinstalled my scanner for about the 5th time. IT
 WORKS!
  
 Wish I knew where to kick mine.  When I try to use it through the correct
 route it thinks that it is already being used so won't initialise (something
 like that), I have to mess about taking the lead out of the back and sticking
 it back in.  It takes about 4 tries before it starts to warm up the lamp. 
 However I just found out that when I scan a background into my Lace 2000
 program it works usually on the first attempt.  After that I can scan through
 my scanning program no problem.  If I switch everything off for a couple of
 hours and go back in it seems to remember that it was working and continues
 through the regular route.  I have complained to my pc guru (DS) but I
 usually have to bribe him with a meal for him to come round and then he just
 blames me and says its allergic to all that lace stuff I do!!
 Janice
 
 
 Janice Blair
 Crystal Lake, 50 miles northwest of Chicago, Illinois, USA
 
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[lace-chat] SP Thanks

2004-06-09 Thread Patricia Ann Fisher
THANK YOU SECRET PAL ! Just want my secret pal in MO that I got the
package of goodies. I enjoyed all of it! I'll put the windchimes near my
bedroom window so it can catch the breezes. The fixit thread kit and cosmetic
cases will sure be handy when I travel to Scotland this fall. I know the
chocolate will be yummy and it's not enough to make me gain weight! The
sunflower garden stake will be very special as my late mother loved sunflowers
and I can't seem to get them to grow in my yard. Thanks for ALL the goodies
I'm looking forward to my next box already!

Trish Fisher

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[lace-chat] Re: Canadian jokes

2004-06-09 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Jun 9, 2004, at 16:23, rick sharon wrote:
 CANADIAN JOKE # 1-8
Oh, oh, oh... ROTFL... Loved every one of them; many thanks!. Y'all 
don't seem to have been hit by the PC blight the way we have...

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Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
  Healthy US through The No-CARB Diet:
no C-heney, no A-shcroft, no R-umsfeld, no B-ush.
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[lace-chat] :) Fwd: The Rabbi and the Pope

2004-06-09 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
I seem to remember seeing this one on chat (or somewhereg) before, 
but it's still funny...

From: J.F.
Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to 
convert or leave Italy.
There was a huge outcry from the Jewish  community, so the Pope offered 
a deal. He would have a religious  debate with the leader of the Jewish 
community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy, if the Pope won, 
they would have to leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged but wise Rabbi, to represent 
them in the debate. However, as the Rabbi spoke no Italian and the Pope 
spoke no Yiddish, they all agreed that it would be a silent debate.

On the chosen day, the Pope and the Rabbi sat opposite each other for a 
full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.

The Rabbi looked back and raised one finger.
Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.
The Rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat.
The Pope then brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.
The Rabbi pulled out an apple.
With that, the Pope stood up and declared that he was beaten, that the 
Rabbi was too clever and that the Jews could stay.

Later, the Cardinals met with the Pope, asking what had happened.
The  Pope said, First, I held up three fingers to represent the 
Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there 
is still only one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my 
finger to  show him that God was all around us. He responded by 
pointing to the  ground to show that God was also right here with us. I 
pulled out the wine and  wafer to show that God absolves us of all our 
sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He had 
me beaten and I could not continue.

Meanwhile the Jewish community were gathered around the Rabbi. How did
you win the debate? they asked. I haven't a clue. said the Rabbi.
First he said to me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I  
said to him, Up yours! Then he tells me that the whole country would 
be cleared of Jews, and I said to him, we're staying right here. And 
then what, asked a  woman. 'Who knows, said the Rabbi, he took out 
his lunch so I took out  mine.
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Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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no C-heney, no A-shcroft, no R-umsfeld, no B-ush.

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[lace-chat] Mosquito advice

2004-06-09 Thread Lorri Ferguson
This was just sent to me (I haven't tried it) but it just may work.
Lorri

  Pass this on to anyone who likes sitting out in the evening or when
they're having a cook out. So you don't like those pesky mosquitoes,
especially now that they have the potential to carry the West Nile
Virus? Here's a tip that was given at a recent gardening forum.

  Put some water in a white dinner plate and add a couple drops of Lemon
Fresh Joy dish detergent. Set the dish on your porch, patio, or other
outdoor area. Not sure what attracts them, the lemon smell, the white
plate color, or what, but mosquitoes flock to it, and drop dead shortly
after drinking the Lemon Fresh Joy/water mixture, and usually within
about 10 feet of the plate.

  Check this out--it works just super! May seem trivial, but it may help
control mosquitoes around your home, especially in the South and
elsewhere where the West Nile virus is reaching epidemic proportions in
mosquitoes, birds, and humans.

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[lace-chat] Scanner works

2004-06-09 Thread Elizabeth Ligeti
Hi, David.
I always say that a good kick in the right place does a world of
good!  :))
Glad you got the scanner going eventually.  Next time, start with the kick,
and go on from there!!! :)
from Liz in Melbourne, Oz,
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