[lace] Hair weaving

2005-03-05 Thread Jean Nathan
When I was 12 years old I had my hair cut. Until then the length was such
that I could sit on it. I remember the hairdresser asking if we wanted to
keep it,and if so she'd plait it, secure top and bottom and cut off the
plait before cutting the rest of my hair. We decided we didn't want it (wish
we'd said yes now) and she should dispose of it. Then she said it would go
for wigmaking if she cut it into lengths of six inches or so, or hair
weaving if she cut it off one length, but there was more call for it for
wigmaking and it was cut off in shorter lengths.

The length cut off was about 2 feet. How I wish I'd known what I know now!

Jean in Poole

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[lace] Using Polyester thread

2005-03-05 Thread Pene Piip
I know that lacemakers prefer to use nature fibres - such as cotton, linen 
 silk
which are most commonly available. But is there anything wrong with using
100% polyester sewing cotton?  Does it have any quirky characteristics?

I am trying out an idea  I don't want the white colour thread to become
yellow over time.
Thanks in advance for any comments, especially any personal experiences.
Pene
Penelope Piip
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RE: [lace] Hair Weaving

2005-03-05 Thread Clay Blackwell
The museum which has such a good collection of hair weaving in our area is
located in our Old City Cemetery, and is a museum which focuses on the
anthropological perspective of our city as seen through the culture
surrounding death, funerals, and mourning.  It's actually a fascinating
subject, and the museum itself is filled with fascinating things, not the
least of which is the mourning jewelry, and the tone of the museum is one
of celebration of the human condition  Most of the jewelry is made as a
hollow tube that is shaped and curved in a method very much like the
Japanese art of Kumihimo, and then fitted with gold jewelry findings.   The
pieces are braided over a solid core - either a tube (straight or shaped),
or perhaps a series of beads.  After the weaving is done, it is placed
(with the core still in place) in a bath of boiling water for just a few
seconds.  Then it is put in an oven at a low temperature to set.  This
accomplishes the same thing that happens when we put a perm in our hair. 
So when the core is removed, the hair retains the shape.  Another variation
is when the hair is woven in a flat piece which is then mounted under glass
in a small frame such as a locket.  One of the most amazing pieces in the
collection is a picture which on first glance is a sepia-toned
representation of a floral spray.  But on close examination, you see that
each of the flowers, leaves, and stems is made with hair.  The piece was
made over a long period of time and contains hair from many different
members of a large family.  So that explains the variety in the hair
colors, and also the overall tone, which appears sepia.  The technique
for this piece is not similar to kumihimo, but is more like the art of
quilling.  But I must say that although I was contacted,  because I'm a
lacemaker, to help set up the display by producing a work in progress, 
the art of hair weaving and the art of lacemaking are not at all alike.  

If you ever have an opportunity to visit a museum display of mourning
customs and particularly the hair jewelry, do go.  It really is amazing.

Clay

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 Date: 3/5/2005 2:40:28 PM
 Subject: [lace] Hair Weaving

 There was a hair woven piece , framed, at the 4 Mile House ( an old 
 StageCoach house) in Denver. (I think it is called that!)
 Helen may be able to tell you more.  It was the first (and only) time I
have 
 seen anything like this.
 Regards from Liz Ligeti
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Re: [lace] Hair Weaving

2005-03-05 Thread Malvary J Cole
When I was in England in November for my mum's funeral, my dad told each of 
us that we could choose a piece of jewellery.

I picked a little silver brooch which was in a little jewellery box from 
Widnes which is where my great-grandparents lived and where my grandmother 
was born - I thought that perhaps it had belonged to my gran and had then 
been passed on to mum, thereby being doubly treasured.

It wasn't until I got home and was looking at it a little more clearly that 
I found it has a little glass covered receptacle in the back and I realised 
that it was probably a piece of Victorian mourning jewellery - there is no 
hair in it.

I also have a Victorian mourning ring somewhere - there is no hair in that 
either.

Malvary in Ottawa, where the sun is shining brightly and spring has got to 
be on its way - although it is going to snow tomorrow (Again!) 

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Re: [lace] Re: Hair weaving

2005-03-05 Thread Carol Adkinson
Hi All,

The talk of hair jewellery made me smile a little!

Some time ago, I was admiring a lovely ring in my jewellery friend's shop -
he knows my penchant for rings, and always has something on hand to tempt
me! - which was a mourning ring, set with jet, and with the deceased's hair
plaited in a very lovely sort of Celtic knot.   An American lady was also in
the shop, and similarly admired the ring, but wanted to know why it was just
for mornings, and why couldn't it be worn in the afternoon.   She had her
chequebook out, and sort of elbowed me out of the way, as she was determined
to purchase, but when she was told that it was mourning spelt with a 'u',
and was also told that it was made from a dead person's hair, she was out of
the shop like a rat up a drainpipe!I was quite glad - I then produced my
chequebook, and yet another sale was made!

Carol - in Suffolk UK where most of the snow has gone, but it is still jolly
cold!

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Re: [lace] Using Polyester thread

2005-03-05 Thread Brenda Paternoster
Pene
There's nothing to say that you can't use polyester sewing machine 
thread but it's not the nicest of threads to work with - tends to 
stretch as you tension the bobbins.  I suggest you work a small sample 
piece and make your own decision from that.

Brenda
On 5 Mar 2005, at 08:37, Pene Piip wrote:
I know that lacemakers prefer to use nature fibres - such as cotton, 
linen  silk
which are most commonly available. But is there anything wrong with 
using
100% polyester sewing cotton?  Does it have any quirky characteristics?

I am trying out an idea  I don't want the white colour thread to 
become
yellow over time.

Thanks in advance for any comments, especially any personal 
experiences.
Pene

Penelope Piip
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Re: [lace] Using Polyester thread

2005-03-05 Thread Barb ETx
Pene, I have used plain polyester...but prefer, by far, the Coates and Clark
Dual Duty.it is cotton covered poly  and I like it for all sorts of
things, from bobbin lace to tatting..sewing, too!  (G)  It comes in all
sizes,  from fine (lingerie thread) to all purpose sewing thread to
craft/utility thread.   And available everywhere.   As Brenda  said, poly
stretches,much like some reeled silks.  I have not found that with the
Dual Duty.
BarbE
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  Pene

  There's nothing to say that you can't use polyester sewing machine
  thread but it's not the nicest of threads to work with - tends to
  stretch as you tension the bobbins.  I suggest you work a small sample
  piece and make your own decision from that.

  Brenda

  On 5 Mar 2005, at 08:37, Pene Piip wrote:

   I know that lacemakers prefer to use nature fibres - such as cotton,
   linen  silk
   which are most commonly available. But is there anything wrong with
   using
   100% polyester sewing cotton?  Does it have any quirky characteristics?
  
   I am trying out an idea  I don't want the white colour thread to
   become
   yellow over time.
  
   Thanks in advance for any comments, especially any personal
   experiences.
   Pene
  
  
   Penelope Piip
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   City of Tartu, Estonia
  
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[lace] Re: hair work (hair weaving)

2005-03-05 Thread Lynn Carpenter
As a tatter, I was amused to see the lost art line used on hair work.  I
don't know about professionals, (how many of us make lace as a profession?)
but there are certainly gobs of amateurs (which I mean in the root sense of
amator, lover, one who does it for the love of it).

Websites about hair work:
http://www.hairwork.com/
http://www.hairworksociety.org/
http://www.victorianhairartists.com/
http://www.hairworkvirtu.com/
http://www.sparr.dk/

Here is Northampton, Massachusetts' virtual hair mourning jewelry exhibit:
http://www.historic-northampton.org/601081/601508/800/

And a link to Hedgehog Handworks, selling a book on hairwork:
http://www.hedgehoghandworks.com/catalog/BKWSD001.shtml
(The cover shows a man seated before a hairwork stand, with all the bobbins
dangling around it.)

Note that some of these sites sell various things, and I give the usual
disclaimer:  I haven't ordered from them, get no commission from them, and
can't guarantee their legitimacy!

But what a fascinating search this has been -- thank you to the originator
of this thread!

Lynn Carpenter in SW Michigan, USA
alwen at i2k dot com

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[lace] How old are Patricia Read and Lucy Kincaid?

2005-03-05 Thread Jean Nathan
There's a copy of  NEW BRAIDS AND DESIGNS IN MILANESE LACE. By Patricia Read
and Lucy Kincaid on ebay described:

MILANESE LACE. 1994 (reprint from 1907)

Both authors must be well over 100 years old!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItemcategory=19158item=81753880
79rd=1

or search for item number 8175388079

Jean in Poole

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[lace] Re: Hair weaving

2005-03-05 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Mar 5, 2005, at 12:36, Carol Adkinson wrote:
An American lady was also in the shop, and similarly admired the ring, 
but wanted to know why it was just for mornings, and why couldn't it 
be worn in the afternoon.   She had her chequebook out,
Erm... To her, it was a checkbook - you see the trend? She was just 
overzealous in removing the unpronounced u from *all* words of her 
acquaintance. :)

and sort of elbowed me out of the way,
You were an inconvenience, just like the u...
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Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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[lace] Hairwork (hairweaving) info and resources

2005-03-05 Thread Tony Shirley
 Dear Arachne Friends,

I had taken a short course in hairwork at a museum conference I attended
several years ago.  This book was the one we were also told was a good
resource.
http://www.hedgehoghandworks.com/catalog/BKWSD001.shtml
Amazon also has this book.

We used horsehair which we purchased at
http://www.hitchingpostsupply.com/pilot.asp?pg=horsehair
It is also used in equestrian jewelry for show horses, bows for violins, flies
for fishing and various art crafts.

a couple more horsehair sources but I haven't tried these:
http://www.thetailstore.com/horsehair.htm
http://www.horsehair.ca/


Some other sites with info:
http://www.hairwork.com/

http://sohe.wisc.edu/depts/hlatc/pixelsexhibit/hair.html

http://www.costumes.org/store/100pages/BOOK19TH.HTM

 I have 2 pieces of hair jewelry and they mean a lot to me because they
represented a person's  love for someone very close to them. Hair does not
deteriorate because it is not a living thing and so will last indefinitely.  I
have a lock of hair attached to a Civil War ambrotype picture! (1860's)
http://www.common-place.org/vol-02/no-02/fried/early-photography.shtml

I'm sure this is MUCH more than you ever wanted to know but I hope I have
helped a little.

Now back to lurking,

SHIRLEY PRIMAVERAnear Green Bay, Wisconsin USA
where we got another inch of snow and the temps don't want to get out of the
20's.  We are hoping for some thawing this weekend.

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Re: [lace] Hairwork

2005-03-05 Thread Alice Howell
Some years back the local college had an art exhibit of hair embroidery.  I 
was curious, so attended.  An oriental gentleman had used human hair to 
embroider the portraits of all the USA presidents.  He was working there at 
the exhibit on the then newest president and it was fascinating to watch 
him.  Color shading depended entirely on the various colors of hair he 
had.  The portraits looked like ink drawings with different shades of 
ink--all in blacks, browns and grays.

Alice in Oregon -- where the trees and flowers are blooming in warmer than 
normal temps.  We need rain and snow, not heat.  But the trees are beautiful.

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[lace-chat] Re: quilts and knitting

2005-03-05 Thread Karen
Dear all,

thanks for the responses which have solved my 30 year old mystery.  Using
the term counterpane, I came across this site:
 http://www.knitting-and.com/knitting/patterns.htm

which has patterns for counterpanes, made up from squares, triangles etc.
Perhaps one reason for using the term quilt, was that the pieces were sewn
together to make the whole, which would relate to patterns made up by
patchwork.
Of course, Prince Edward Island where the books were set, and LM Montgomery
lived, had a population of French origin.  There may be greater significance
of the French word couette for covers could be made from material or wool
and the use of the word quilt for knitted bedcovers in the books.

Karen
In Coventry


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[lace-chat] Re: Mac Duff, a question

2005-03-05 Thread Lynn Carpenter
My understanding of Lay on in Lay on, Mac Duff, is the sense I find in
my 1960 (American) Webster's dictionary under lay on:  To strike; beat;
attack.

Of course you have to remember that I am in the SCA (Society for Creative
Anachronism), and frequently hear the fighting marshalls tell combat
participants to Lay on!, meaning Start fighting !

(And yes, we do cry hold, enough!  When melees start moving too close to
pavilions or non-combatants at the edge of the fighting lists, you will
hear a chorus of Hold! s coming from the gentlefolk who want to avoid
being hit or trampled.  Or both.)

Lynn Carpenter in SW Michigan, USA
alwen at i2k dot com

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[lace-chat] The washcloth

2005-03-05 Thread Malvary J Cole
There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! And the guys
will appreciate it as well...

I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that
I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30am.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already
around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have
any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full
effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth that
was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to
make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothesbasket, donned some clothes, hopped in the
car and raced to my appointment.  I was in the waiting room for only a few
minutes when I was called in.  Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I
hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and
pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, My, we have made an extra
effort this morning, haven't we?

I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went
home. The rest of the day was normal...some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.

After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from
the bathroom, Mommy, where's my washcloth? I told her to get another one
from the cupboard.

She replied, No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles saved inside it.

Malvary in Ottawa where we are supposed to have above 0 degree temperature
today, but snow again tomorrow.

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[lace-chat] Loyal Wife

2005-03-05 Thread David Collyer
A Very Loyal Wife...
 This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for
several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One
day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, You know
what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you
were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When
I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed
right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You
know what?
What dear, she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill
with warmth.
I think you're bad luck.
David
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[lace-chat] Friend going to Ireland

2005-03-05 Thread Steph Peters
An American friend of mine is going to Ireland.  She's a needlepointer
primarily, but is interested in all things textile.  Can anyone help with
some advice please.  I asked permission to post Leslie's email address here,
so that replies can be sent direct.

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I've been reading, with interest, all the messages about what to see in 
England in the way of needlework.  But I'm not coming to England, I'm going 
to be in Ireland in October.  Are you aware of anything that I should try to 
find?  I'll be in Dublin, Tralee, Galway, and points South.  I've tried the 
Internet but can't seem to find much.

TIA,

Leslie


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[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Animal Crackers

2005-03-05 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
This one's even better than the one about the squirrel driver cornering 
a human... :)

From: T.W.
I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential 
neighborhood could be  so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect.

I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and 
slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile 
suddenly shot out from  under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in 
front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been  trying to run 
across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going 
very fast, but there was no  time to brake or avoid it -- it was that 
close. I hate to run over  animals, and I really hate it on a 
motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me.

I  barely had time to brace for the impact.
Animal lovers, never  fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of 
themselves! Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He 
was standing on his  hind legs and facing my oncoming Valkyrie  with 
steadfast resolve in his beady  little eyes.  His mouth opened, and at 
the last possible second, he screamed and leaped! I am sure the scream 
was squirrel for  Bonzai! or maybe Die you gravy-sucking, heathen 
scum! The leap was nothing short of spectacular... He shot  straight 
up, flew over my windshield, and impacted me squarely in the chest. 
Instantly, he set upon  me. If I did not know better, I would have 
sworn he brought 20 of his  little buddies along for the attack. 
Snarling, hissing, and tearing at  my clothes, he was a frenzy of 
activity. As I was dressed only in a light T-shirt, summer  riding 
gloves, and jeans, this was a  bit of a cause for concern. This furry 
little tornado was doing some  damage!

Picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in 
jeans, a T-shirt, and leather gloves, puttering at maybe 25 mph dow a 
quiet residential street, and in the fight of his life with a 
squirrel. And losing. I grabbed for him with my left hand. After a few 
misses, I  finally managed to snag his tail. With all my strength, I 
flung the evil little rodent off to the left of the bike, almost 
running into the right curb as I recoiled from the throw. That should 
have done it. The matter should have ended right  there. It really 
should  have. The squirrel could have sailed into one of the pristinely 
kept yards and gone on about his business, and I  could have headed 
home. No one would have been the wiser. But this was no ordinary 
squirrel. This was not even an ordinary angry squirrel. This was an 
EVIL MUTANT ATTACK SQUIRREL OF  DEATH!

Somehow he caught my gloved finger with one of his little hands and, 
with the force of the throw, swung around and with a resounding thump 
and an amazing impact, he landed squarely on my BACK and resumed his 
rather antisocial and extremely distracting activities. He also managed 
to take my left glove with him! The  situation was not improved. Not 
improved at all. His attacks were continuing, and now I could
not reach him. I was startled, to say the  least. The combination of 
the force of the
throw, only having one hand  (the throttle hand) on the handlebars, and 
my jerking back unfortunately put a healthy twist through my right hand 
and into the throttle. A  healthy twist on the throttle of a Valkyrie 
can only have one  result  - Torque.
This is what the Valkyrie is made for, and  she is very good at it.

The engine roared and the front wheel left the  pavement.  The squirrel 
screamed in
anger. The Valkyrie screamed in ecstasy. I screamed in... well... I 
just plain screamed.

Now picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in 
jeans, a slightly squirrel-torn T-shirt, wearing only one leather 
glove, and roaring at maybe 50 mph and rapidly accelerating down a 
quiet residential street on one wheel, with  a
demonic squirrel of death on his back. The man and the squirrel are 
both screaming
bloody  murder.

With the sudden acceleration I was forced to put my other hand back on 
the handlebars and try to get control of the bike. This  was leaving 
the mutant squirrel to his own devices, but I really did not want to 
crash into somebody's  tree, house or parked car.
Also, I had not yet figured out how to  release the throttle ... my 
brain was just simply overloaded. I did  manage to mash the back brake, 
but it had little effect against the
massive power of the big cruiser.

About this time the squirrel decided that I was not  paying sufficient 
attention to this very serious battle (maybe he was an evil mutant NAZI 
attack squirrel of  death), and he came around my neck and got INSIDE 
my full-face helmet  with me. As the faceplate  closed part way, he 
began hissing in my face. I am quite sure my screaming changed 
intensity. It had little effect on the squirrel, however. The RPMs on 
the Valkyrie Dragon maxed  out (since I was not bothering with shifting 
at the moment), so her front end started 

[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Little Humor

2005-03-05 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
I grew up with Little Johnny jokes but, 35- 45 yrs ago in Poland, they 
were all uniformly *smutty* and definitely not lace-chat fodder :) 
These, while still showing the in your face little guy and funny, are 
pristine...

From: R.P.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She 
started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks you're  stupid, stand 
up!

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said,
Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?
No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by
yourself!
   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold
cream on her face. Why do you do that, mommy? he asked.
To make myself beautiful, said his mother, who then began
removing the cream with a  tissue.
What's the matter? asked Little Johnny. Giving up?
  *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his
students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the
Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they
understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He 
grew up,
etc. So he asked his class, Where is Jesus today?

Steven raised his  hand and said, He's in heaven.
Mary was called on and answered, He's in my heart.
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, I know! I
know! He's in our bathroom!!!
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited
for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very
long seconds, Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny
how he knew this.
Little Johnny said, Well... every morning, my father gets up,
bangs on the bathroom door, and yells,  Jesus Christ, are you still in
there?!
   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention
in class. She called on him and  said, Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 
and
44?

Little Johnny quickly replied, NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon
Network!
   ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board,
of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really
was the photo of a wanted person.
Yes, said the policeman.  The detectives want very badly to
capture him.
Little  Johnny asked, Why didn't you keep him when you took his
picture?
--
Tamara P Duvallhttp://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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[lace-chat] Re: Mac Duff, a question

2005-03-05 Thread JSyzygy
  Surely my family is not the only one who says Lead on, MacDuff instead of 
Carry On, MacDuff.
  Since lead on sounds so much like lay on I always figured that the 
phrase came from the Shakespeare play MacBeth, even though the meaning was 
different.
  In our family, the meaning was similar to the ones that Tamara described.  
The person who says it is giving up responsibility.  The meaning ranges from  
you lead and I'll follow you to well, your idea is completely hare-brained 
but I have nothing better to do with my time so I am going to follow along and 
watch you hang yourself with your own rope.  Usually a person shrugs when 
they say lead on, MacDuff.
  So, for example, if you were lost in the woods, you could say,What, you 
think the highway is North instead of West?  Well, fine, we'll do it your way.  
Lead on, MacDuff. 
  Or you're bored and someone suggests going out somewhere: The Arborium 
Gardens?  I've never heard of the place.  Lead on MacDuff.
   Julie
   
Baltimore MD
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Tamara said:
DH will sometimes - jocularly - say: carry on, Mac Duff, when 
allowing someone to expound on what he considers to be an outrageous 
idea/proposition (have all the rope you want dear kind of thing g). 
It's something he says he grew up with; a phrase his parents used (and 
he'll be 81 later this month).

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