Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-03 Thread Andy Wardley
David M. Wilson wrote:
 Or how about the bandwidth I'm about to waste by posting this reply?

What I want to know is this:

If each message I send cost hundreds, if not thousands of dollars to post,
then where's my cut of all that revenue generated?

A





Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-03 Thread Greg McCarroll
* Andy Wardley ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 
 What I want to know is this:
 
 If each message I send cost hundreds, if not thousands of dollars to post,
 then where's my cut of all that revenue generated?
 

Andy don't you know anything? Your cut is being held by a group of
Nigerian businessmen who need a reliable contact who can broker the
money for them.

Greg

-- 
Greg McCarroll http://www.mccarroll.org.uk/~gem/
   jabber:[EMAIL PROTECTED]




Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-03 Thread Mark Fowler
On Thu, 2 Jan 2003, Philip Pereira wrote:

 if (1) {
   print The test worked!\n;
 }

advice type=silly in relation to this

For all tests it's better to use a Test::Harness compatible output (e.g.
ok 1 - the test worked), and if all possible for maximum compatability
for using in conjuction with with other testing suites, please use a
Test::Builder based package, like Test::Simple or Test::More to create
this message to ensure consistant numbering.

#!/usr/bin/perl

# Turn on perl's safety features
use strict;
use warings;

# Load the testing library, expect 1 test to run
use Test::Simple tests = 1;

# simple test
ok(true,simple test);

-- 
#!/usr/bin/perl -T
use strict;
use warnings;
print q{Mark Fowler, [EMAIL PROTECTED], http://twoshortplanks.com/};




Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-03 Thread Nicholas Clark
On Fri, Jan 03, 2003 at 02:21:46AM +, Paul Makepeace wrote:
 Having said that, discussions like this usually result in an overall
 group position/consensus on the behaviour which contributes to group
 policy and sense of social context and history. Specifically, it might
 dissuade others from such emails in future :-)

Well, it's a perl list, so maybe tests should be of the form

1..1
ok 1 - My e-mail does reach the list

Or maybe they should be programs that print things like that out:

Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook.
Ook! Ook! Ook? Ook! Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook?
Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook! Ook! Ook? Ook!
Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook! Ook? Ook!
Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook! Ook! Ook? Ook! Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook?
Ook! Ook? Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook.
Ook! Ook! Ook? Ook! Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook? Ook.
Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook?
Ook! Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook. Ook! Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook.
Ook! Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook! Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook?
Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook.
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Ook? Ook. Ook! Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook!
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Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook.
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Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook.
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Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook! Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook.
Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook! Ook! Ook? Ook! Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook. Ook? Ook.
Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook! Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook! Ook.

or maybe they should be delurk messages, such as

hi, my name is Nicholas Clark. I'm currently a C programmer working at
$mumble beyond civilisation in a humourless office, but I use perl to
regression test my C code, often using Inline::C. In my spare time I hack
perl to avoid doing whatever I should be doing, particularly if it involves
making things faster than they were before.
I like Test::More. No, Schwern did not pay me to say this. I also like
valgrind and ccache.

or maybe they should be non-urgent questions like

If the only message I ever sent was 1 question with no sig and no quoted
text, would that put me top of Greg's list stats for signal to noise?

or

Do we know anything more about YAPC::EU::2003 yet, something more precise
than

Location:   Paris
Date:   2003
Colour: Pink

?

Nicholas Clark




Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-03 Thread robin szemeti
On Friday 03 January 2003 12:55, Nicholas Clark wrote:

 Do we know anything more about YAPC::EU::2003 yet, something more precise
 than

 Location: Paris
 Date: 2003
 Colour:   Pink

Pink? .. whatsort of a poxy colo[u]r is that?  whats wrong wiht, say, hmm I 
dunno, mmm Orange?

-- 
Robin Szemeti




Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-03 Thread Robin Berjon
robin szemeti wrote:

Pink? .. whatsort of a poxy colo[u]r is that?  whats wrong wiht, say, hmm I 
dunno, mmm Orange?

Yapc.org appears to be unreachable, but when it comes back the comments in the 
yapc europe page may give you an idea.

Had they chosen a less ugly colour I would have of course jumped into the maquis 
with them, but as it is I'll remain gloomily unaligned...

--
Robin Berjon [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Research Engineer, Expwayhttp://expway.fr/
7FC0 6F5F D864 EFB8 08CE  8E74 58E6 D5DB 4889 2488




Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-03 Thread Elizabeth Mattijsen
At 14:35 + 1/3/03, robin szemeti wrote:

On Friday 03 January 2003 12:55, Nicholas Clark wrote:
  Do we know anything more about YAPC::EU::2003 yet, something more precise
  than
  Location:	Paris

 Date:		2003

  Colour:		Pink
Pink? .. whatsort of a poxy colo[u]r is that?  whats wrong wiht, say, hmm I
dunno, mmm Orange?


I think the colour was decided, at great expense I might add, at the 
YAPC::Europe 2002 in Munich.  So I don't think it's open to 
negotiations...


Liz



Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-03 Thread Greg McCarroll
* Elizabeth Mattijsen ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 
 I think the colour was decided, at great expense I might add, at the 
 YAPC::Europe 2002 in Munich.  So I don't think it's open to 
 negotiations...
 

Yeah, it seems fairly ghastly now, but somehow at the time setting the
colour as luminescant pink seemed fairly tame compared to Damian and
Schwerns naked wrestling.

Greg

-- 
Greg McCarroll http://www.mccarroll.org.uk/~gem/
   jabber:[EMAIL PROTECTED]




Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-03 Thread Natalie S. Ford
On Fri, Jan 03, 2003 at 04:10:31PM +0100, Robin Berjon wrote:
 Yapc.org appears to be unreachable, but when it comes back the comments in 
 the yapc europe page may give you an idea.

http://www.yapc.org/Europe/2003/index.html

works fine for me...

-- 
Natalie S. Ford   .   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
.  http://www.natalie.ourshack.org




Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-03 Thread David H. Adler
On Fri, Jan 03, 2003 at 05:04:17PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote:
 
 Yeah, it seems fairly ghastly now, but somehow at the time setting the
 colour as luminescant pink seemed fairly tame compared to Damian and
 Schwerns naked wrestling.

1) It was topless, not naked.
B) It was arm wrestling, which is nowhere near as scary to watch.
iii) IIRC, it was your idea for schwern to auction off the rest of his
clothing.

dha
-- 
David H. Adler - [EMAIL PROTECTED] - http://www.panix.com/~dha/
I think I'd better sit down.
You are sitting down.
Oh.  Good for me. - BtVS, Welcome to the Hellmouth




Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-03 Thread Philip Pereira
Dear all,

Sorry for any inconvenience caused! I was having some problems with my subscription to 
london.pm and needed some way to check it was ok.

The good news is that it's all sorted :)

Sorry I wasn't able to make the meet yesterday; the photos looked intresting though! 
Am still set to meet you all (for the first time) next Thursday!
-- 
Phil.
---
   (_ )
UNIX is user-friendly,\\\, ) ^
it's just picky about its friends!\/, \(
 cXc_/_)
---




Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-03 Thread Kåre Olai Lindbach
On Fri, 3 Jan 2003 16:47:59 +0100, you (Elizabeth Mattijsen
[EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:

At 14:35 + 1/3/03, robin szemeti wrote:
On Friday 03 January 2003 12:55, Nicholas Clark wrote:
   Do we know anything more about YAPC::EU::2003 yet, something more precise
   than
   Location: Paris
  Date:  2003
   Colour:   Pink
Pink? .. whatsort of a poxy colo[u]r is that?  whats wrong wiht, say, hmm I
dunno, mmm Orange?

I think the colour was decided, at great expense I might add, at the

... but maybe not as priceless as the singing of Mr. Greg Frank
Sinatra McCarroll ...
 
YAPC::Europe 2002 in Munich.  So I don't think it's open to 
negotiations...

Certainly not, but the choice of colour might make it easier to bring
in more money next YAPC::Europe ;-)

-- 
mvh/Regards
Kåre Olai Lindbach




Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-03 Thread Greg McCarroll
* Kåre Olai Lindbach ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 
 ... but maybe not as priceless as the singing of Mr. Greg Frank
 Sinatra McCarroll ...

i must stop you their Kare, you cannot compare me to Frank, after all
I don't have blue eyes.

 Certainly not, but the choice of colour might make it easier to bring
 in more money next YAPC::Europe ;-)
 

i think to be fair to paris they would of liked to have had a reserve
on it, but reserves are very hard to do if the auctioneer favours
chaos over any sort of organisation, so dont blame them and they are
being good sports about it - besides i think its only the ``crew''
t-shirt that has to be pink

Greg

-- 
Greg McCarroll http://www.mccarroll.org.uk/~gem/
   jabber:[EMAIL PROTECTED]




Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-03 Thread Dave Cross
On Fri, Jan 03, 2003 at 08:07:20PM +, Greg McCarroll ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) 
wrote:
 * Kåre Olai Lindbach ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  
  ... but maybe not as priceless as the singing of Mr. Greg Frank
  Sinatra McCarroll ...
 
 i must stop you their Kare, you cannot compare me to Frank, after all
 I don't have blue eyes.

Or (AFAIK) Mafia connections :)

Dave...

-- 
  Drugs are just bad m'kay




Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-03 Thread Greg McCarroll
* Dave Cross ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 
 Or (AFAIK) Mafia connections :)
 

As you know I am from Northern Ireland  I am a stranger in this
country, and I mean no disrespect to this group, or you. I am an
Ulsterman hiding in London, my name is Greg 'Billy' McCarrollone, and
there are people who would pay a lot for that information, but then
you and your group would lose an ex-leader's kneecaps instead of
gaining a monger.

Capiche?

G.

-- 
Greg McCarroll http://www.mccarroll.org.uk/~gem/
   jabber:[EMAIL PROTECTED]




Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-02 Thread Philip Pereira
Ok, Just to make it official:

if (1) {
  print The test worked!\n;
}




Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-02 Thread Chris Ball
 On 2003-01-02, Philip Pereira [EMAIL PROTECTED] said:

Ok, Just to make it official:
if (1) {
  print The test worked!\n;
}

So, um, I've always wondered; what sort of test of an e-mail system
requires you to send mail to a couple of hundred people rather than
to, say, yourself at another account, or a friend?

Thanks for a fun and plum-beer-enabled meet at the Pillars of Hercules
tonight for those who were there; we managed to drink all of the plum
beer, which is clearly an achievement worth celebrating.  :-)

- Chris.
-- 
$a=printf.net;  Chris Ball | chris@void.$a | www.$a | finger: chris@$a





Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-02 Thread David M. Wilson
On Fri, Jan 03, 2003 at 01:57:17AM +, Chris Ball wrote:

 So, um, I've always wondered; what sort of test of an e-mail system
 requires you to send mail to a couple of hundred people rather than
 to, say, yourself at another account, or a friend?

This is an old trolls' favourite argument, try Google.

Although it isn't often necessary, with closed mailing lists sometimes
it's just /easier/ to fire off a mail and send 200k of headers flurrying
around the net than to RTFM, RTFS, or whatever other argument there is.

Take for eg. the confusion between envelope from, From:, and other types
of headers that different MLMs treat differently. How can I know that my
mails are getting through to london.pm without explicitly trying every
combination of my subscribed address in each of the above headers until
one of them arrives back in my mailbox?

The answer is, that unless london.pm's list's exact configuration is
documented, especially in regards to its policy on which posts belong to
subscribers and which don't, this poor guy couldn't be sure his mails
were arriving until he posted.

Another debate that usually arises from such an e-mail is, have you ever
considered the bandwidth you used up to flame him for sending the
e-mail in the first place? Or how about the bandwidth I'm about to waste
by posting this reply?

David.




Re: Sorry - this is just a test

2003-01-02 Thread Paul Makepeace
On Fri, Jan 03, 2003 at 02:12:31AM +, David M. Wilson wrote:
 Take for eg. the confusion between envelope from, From:, and other types
 of headers that different MLMs treat differently. How can I know that my
 mails are getting through to london.pm without explicitly trying every
 combination of my subscribed address in each of the above headers until
 one of them arrives back in my mailbox?

Let's step back and ask why do I need to test it? Presumably since you
(one) have something to say. So why not just keep saying it until it
works? Why, purely from theoretcial standpoint curiosity, futz with
something until you have something actually useful to contribute?

In the same vein as gee, the group seems quiet today. Is this thing
working? type emails.

 Another debate that usually arises from such an e-mail is, have you ever
 considered the bandwidth you used up to flame him for sending the
 e-mail in the first place? Or how about the bandwidth I'm about to waste
 by posting this reply?

This is a pretty solid standpoint, IMO. And more generally an argument
against many things, like splitting lists etc: the resulant traffic
exceeds or at least approaches the originally perceived savings.

Having said that, discussions like this usually result in an overall
group position/consensus on the behaviour which contributes to group
policy and sense of social context and history. Specifically, it might
dissuade others from such emails in future :-)

Paul


-- 
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What is a trouble avoided? A cheetah, roaming the savannah.
   -- http://paulm.com/toys/surrealism/