Re: [MBZ] Craig's List stuffed

2013-08-08 Thread Mountain Man
Andrew wrote:
> "These cars are known to last for a million miles or more"

Ya gotta include the potential rod-bender as a plus issue in this.  A
rod-bender is sign of excellent engineering to make this care lust for
miny hungred mules for the footure.
mao

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Re: [MBZ] Craig's List stuffed

2013-08-08 Thread OK Don
Yes, Hendrick missed his calling --- his talent is wasted digging dirt.


On Thu, Aug 8, 2013 at 1:24 PM, Andrew Strasfogel wrote:

> Hendrik, for an Aussie you are quite billiant.
>
> I think "trades welcome" would add a little cachet.  Other tried and true
> descriptors include:
>
> "These cars are known to last for a million miles or more"
>
> "Some rust, about the size of a quarter" indicates that you are honestly
> reporting a negligible amount of corrosion.
>
> "Drives strong", "many new parts", "only highway miles "( very useful for
> high mileage cars), "never driven in snow" (esp. if you're in the south)
> portray an superior vehicle.
>
> The boast of a "five speed transmission" works equally well for cars with a
> 4 speed manual or 4 speed automatic shifter because hey, reverse is also a
> gear!
>
> And my all time favorite:  "Good condition for its age."
>
>
>
>
> On Wed, Aug 7, 2013 at 10:35 PM, WILTON  wrote:
>
> > Thanks for all the good tips Henny.  I'm probably already on Kaleb's CL
> > crack list.  I sent 'im some iPhone photos of the car today; 'didn't
> notice
> > 'til I viewed 'em on my computer that couple of 'em are slightly out of
> > focus - that's cause I couldn't hold my shaky hand still enough, but, of
> > course, that's no excuse.  'Put coupla those in so they'd look familiar
> to
> > 'im.
> >
> > Oh, included some with areas of shade, too - didn't wanta look too
> > professional at it.
> >
> > 'Couldn't find any rust spots to include, though.  'Plenty of those on
> the
> > POS's y'all've been slobbering (drooling) over.   ;<)
> >
> > Wilton
> >
> > - Original Message - From: "Hendrik and Fay" 
> > To: "Mercedes Discussion List" 
> > Sent: Wednesday, August 07, 2013 9:53 PM
> > Subject: Re: [MBZ] Craig's List stuffed
> >
> >
> >
> > I think we should help Wilton prepare an ad in the classic style.
> >>
> >> For starters you need to misspell Mercedes in the heading (OK there will
> >> need to be a lot of spelling mistake), this will get rid of a lot of
> time
> >> wasters, leaving those who are really searching and those who spell
> >> Mercedes, Mecedes.
> >> Make sure to put the word 'cheap' in there, that will really pull in the
> >> ones that have no money but do have a dream.
> >> Lots of exclamation marks!!! and CAPITALS
> >> Perhaps call it a S300DT, to make it sound like a fancy late model Merc?
> >> Lots of letters and numbers to make it sound cool.
> >> Don't go low on price, classic newbie mistake, this is a coleectible so
> >> go for 5k+ but you will be oppen to swaps or trades as weel!!!
> >>
> >> Yes you do need pictures but they need to be out of focus, at right
> >> angles or upside down, taken at night, really close up or really far
> away.
> >> Even better is if you have pictures on the computer, you take pictures
> of
> >> the pictures but they need to be blurry. Good in focus pictures that
> show
> >> all of the car are a dead give away that you are a craiglist noob and
> the
> >> hard core craiglist buyers will shun you.
> >>
> >> I think we all know what goes in the description, ice cold AC, 50mpg,
> >> second owner, bio diesel, will last for a 1000 years or these cars go
> >> forever (whichever comes first). Last of the over engineered Benses,
> >> bulletproof german engineering, always garaged, best you'll find, first
> to
> >> see will buy, don't really want to sell it, classic style, feel like a
> >> millionaire, etc Go heavy on generic description but vague on
> detail.
> >>
> >> For contact details, you need to put your mobile phone (I believe you
> >> call them cell phones, which I believe stems from the time when they
> used
> >> to be smuggled into prison, how this smuggling happened you don't want
> to
> >> know) number in there, so you get to talk to lots of nice folks, make
> sure
> >> to also put your home phone in too, your missus wants to get up every 5
> >> minutes to talk to a nice dude who wants to know if you'll accept 200
> plus
> >> his worn out motor cross bike, no point in not getting the missus
> involved,
> >> the family that sells together, stays together. Of course you could also
> >>

Re: [MBZ] Craig's List stuffed

2013-08-08 Thread Andrew Strasfogel
Hendrik, for an Aussie you are quite billiant.

I think "trades welcome" would add a little cachet.  Other tried and true
descriptors include:

"These cars are known to last for a million miles or more"

"Some rust, about the size of a quarter" indicates that you are honestly
reporting a negligible amount of corrosion.

"Drives strong", "many new parts", "only highway miles "( very useful for
high mileage cars), "never driven in snow" (esp. if you're in the south)
portray an superior vehicle.

The boast of a "five speed transmission" works equally well for cars with a
4 speed manual or 4 speed automatic shifter because hey, reverse is also a
gear!

And my all time favorite:  "Good condition for its age."




On Wed, Aug 7, 2013 at 10:35 PM, WILTON  wrote:

> Thanks for all the good tips Henny.  I'm probably already on Kaleb's CL
> crack list.  I sent 'im some iPhone photos of the car today; 'didn't notice
> 'til I viewed 'em on my computer that couple of 'em are slightly out of
> focus - that's cause I couldn't hold my shaky hand still enough, but, of
> course, that's no excuse.  'Put coupla those in so they'd look familiar to
> 'im.
>
> Oh, included some with areas of shade, too - didn't wanta look too
> professional at it.
>
> 'Couldn't find any rust spots to include, though.  'Plenty of those on the
> POS's y'all've been slobbering (drooling) over.   ;<)
>
> Wilton
>
> - Original Message - From: "Hendrik and Fay" 
> To: "Mercedes Discussion List" 
> Sent: Wednesday, August 07, 2013 9:53 PM
> Subject: Re: [MBZ] Craig's List stuffed
>
>
>
> I think we should help Wilton prepare an ad in the classic style.
>>
>> For starters you need to misspell Mercedes in the heading (OK there will
>> need to be a lot of spelling mistake), this will get rid of a lot of time
>> wasters, leaving those who are really searching and those who spell
>> Mercedes, Mecedes.
>> Make sure to put the word 'cheap' in there, that will really pull in the
>> ones that have no money but do have a dream.
>> Lots of exclamation marks!!! and CAPITALS
>> Perhaps call it a S300DT, to make it sound like a fancy late model Merc?
>> Lots of letters and numbers to make it sound cool.
>> Don't go low on price, classic newbie mistake, this is a coleectible so
>> go for 5k+ but you will be oppen to swaps or trades as weel!!!
>>
>> Yes you do need pictures but they need to be out of focus, at right
>> angles or upside down, taken at night, really close up or really far away.
>> Even better is if you have pictures on the computer, you take pictures of
>> the pictures but they need to be blurry. Good in focus pictures that show
>> all of the car are a dead give away that you are a craiglist noob and the
>> hard core craiglist buyers will shun you.
>>
>> I think we all know what goes in the description, ice cold AC, 50mpg,
>> second owner, bio diesel, will last for a 1000 years or these cars go
>> forever (whichever comes first). Last of the over engineered Benses,
>> bulletproof german engineering, always garaged, best you'll find, first to
>> see will buy, don't really want to sell it, classic style, feel like a
>> millionaire, etc Go heavy on generic description but vague on detail.
>>
>> For contact details, you need to put your mobile phone (I believe you
>> call them cell phones, which I believe stems from the time when they used
>> to be smuggled into prison, how this smuggling happened you don't want to
>> know) number in there, so you get to talk to lots of nice folks, make sure
>> to also put your home phone in too, your missus wants to get up every 5
>> minutes to talk to a nice dude who wants to know if you'll accept 200 plus
>> his worn out motor cross bike, no point in not getting the missus involved,
>> the family that sells together, stays together. Of course you could also
>> put in your home address, so those without phones or the brains to use them
>> can drive around and join you for a chat and test drive.
>> Make sure to say that you don't respond to emails, this will make you
>> look like a veteran of the craiglist
>> However the ultimate is that you get your neighbour to list it for you,
>> the "listing on behalf of a friend" ads are the top of the tree type,
>> however perhaps you should not overdo it for your first time? Up to you, I
>> have no doubt that you can handle a 'behalf of a friend' ad bu

Re: [MBZ] Craig's List stuffed

2013-08-07 Thread WILTON
Thanks for all the good tips Henny.  I'm probably already on Kaleb's CL 
crack list.  I sent 'im some iPhone photos of the car today; 'didn't notice 
'til I viewed 'em on my computer that couple of 'em are slightly out of 
focus - that's cause I couldn't hold my shaky hand still enough, but, of 
course, that's no excuse.  'Put coupla those in so they'd look familiar to 
'im.


Oh, included some with areas of shade, too - didn't wanta look too 
professional at it.


'Couldn't find any rust spots to include, though.  'Plenty of those on the 
POS's y'all've been slobbering (drooling) over.   ;<)


Wilton

- Original Message - 
From: "Hendrik and Fay" 

To: "Mercedes Discussion List" 
Sent: Wednesday, August 07, 2013 9:53 PM
Subject: Re: [MBZ] Craig's List stuffed



I think we should help Wilton prepare an ad in the classic style.

For starters you need to misspell Mercedes in the heading (OK there will 
need to be a lot of spelling mistake), this will get rid of a lot of time 
wasters, leaving those who are really searching and those who spell 
Mercedes, Mecedes.
Make sure to put the word 'cheap' in there, that will really pull in the 
ones that have no money but do have a dream.

Lots of exclamation marks!!! and CAPITALS
Perhaps call it a S300DT, to make it sound like a fancy late model Merc? 
Lots of letters and numbers to make it sound cool.
Don't go low on price, classic newbie mistake, this is a coleectible so go 
for 5k+ but you will be oppen to swaps or trades as weel!!!


Yes you do need pictures but they need to be out of focus, at right angles 
or upside down, taken at night, really close up or really far away. Even 
better is if you have pictures on the computer, you take pictures of the 
pictures but they need to be blurry. Good in focus pictures that show all 
of the car are a dead give away that you are a craiglist noob and the hard 
core craiglist buyers will shun you.


I think we all know what goes in the description, ice cold AC, 50mpg, 
second owner, bio diesel, will last for a 1000 years or these cars go 
forever (whichever comes first). Last of the over engineered Benses, 
bulletproof german engineering, always garaged, best you'll find, first to 
see will buy, don't really want to sell it, classic style, feel like a 
millionaire, etc Go heavy on generic description but vague on detail.


For contact details, you need to put your mobile phone (I believe you call 
them cell phones, which I believe stems from the time when they used to be 
smuggled into prison, how this smuggling happened you don't want to know) 
number in there, so you get to talk to lots of nice folks, make sure to 
also put your home phone in too, your missus wants to get up every 5 
minutes to talk to a nice dude who wants to know if you'll accept 200 plus 
his worn out motor cross bike, no point in not getting the missus 
involved, the family that sells together, stays together. Of course you 
could also put in your home address, so those without phones or the brains 
to use them can drive around and join you for a chat and test drive.
Make sure to say that you don't respond to emails, this will make you look 
like a veteran of the craiglist
However the ultimate is that you get your neighbour to list it for you, 
the "listing on behalf of a friend" ads are the top of the tree type, 
however perhaps you should not overdo it for your first time? Up to you, I 
have no doubt that you can handle a 'behalf of a friend' ad but perhaps it 
may be a touch too much for a first time, you know if you make a mistake, 
like uploading a decent picture or saying it's 40mpg instead of 50, could 
lead to all sorts of hard questions being asked, which may test your 
friendship. Perhaps until you get the hang of a proper CL ad you should 
keep it in house?


Well there is a a bit to get you lot started on the bestest CL ad ever, 
that will be guaranteed to draw in the weirdos from far and wide and you 
will get some great offers, some will want to swap their collectibles/junk 
and such for your car.
You just never know what treasures you could end up with. All part of the 
adventure.


Remember if you do this all correct, you will make it to Kalebs list of 
CL crackhead of the day, which I believe comes with a certificate of 
achievement!!?!?!!


Hendrik
who should have been in sales

On 08/08/13 06:20, Richard Hattaway wrote:

Just do it, it's not that hard.

Set up an account in your area, it's easy to do, just go to CL and surf 
around.


Take some pictures, set them for VGA resolution, 640X480, they load 
faster.  You'll need about 6.  It really doesn't matter what they are. 
On my last sale I did front, back, side, side, one front tire and a 
bumper hitch.  Sold my beater 96 Dodge carava

Re: [MBZ] Craig's List stuffed

2013-08-07 Thread Hendrik and Fay

I think we should help Wilton prepare an ad in the classic style.

For starters you need to misspell Mercedes in the heading (OK there will 
need to be a lot of spelling mistake), this will get rid of a lot of 
time wasters, leaving those who are really searching and those who spell 
Mercedes, Mecedes.
Make sure to put the word 'cheap' in there, that will really pull in the 
ones that have no money but do have a dream.

Lots of exclamation marks!!! and CAPITALS
Perhaps call it a S300DT, to make it sound like a fancy late model Merc? 
Lots of letters and numbers to make it sound cool.
Don't go low on price, classic newbie mistake, this is a coleectible so 
go for 5k+ but you will be oppen to swaps or trades as weel!!!


Yes you do need pictures but they need to be out of focus, at right 
angles or upside down, taken at night, really close up or really far 
away. Even better is if you have pictures on the computer, you take 
pictures of the pictures but they need to be blurry. Good in focus 
pictures that show all of the car are a dead give away that you are a 
craiglist noob and the hard core craiglist buyers will shun you.


I think we all know what goes in the description, ice cold AC, 50mpg, 
second owner, bio diesel, will last for a 1000 years or these cars go 
forever (whichever comes first). Last of the over engineered Benses, 
bulletproof german engineering, always garaged, best you'll find, first 
to see will buy, don't really want to sell it, classic style, feel like 
a millionaire, etc Go heavy on generic description but vague on detail.


For contact details, you need to put your mobile phone (I believe you 
call them cell phones, which I believe stems from the time when they 
used to be smuggled into prison, how this smuggling happened you don't 
want to know) number in there, so you get to talk to lots of nice folks, 
make sure to also put your home phone in too, your missus wants to get 
up every 5 minutes to talk to a nice dude who wants to know if you'll 
accept 200 plus his worn out motor cross bike, no point in not getting 
the missus involved, the family that sells together, stays together. Of 
course you could also put in your home address, so those without phones 
or the brains to use them can drive around and join you for a chat and 
test drive.
Make sure to say that you don't respond to emails, this will make you 
look like a veteran of the craiglist
However the ultimate is that you get your neighbour to list it for you, 
the "listing on behalf of a friend" ads are the top of the tree type, 
however perhaps you should not overdo it for your first time? Up to you, 
I have no doubt that you can handle a 'behalf of a friend' ad but 
perhaps it may be a touch too much for a first time, you know if you 
make a mistake, like uploading a decent picture or saying it's 40mpg 
instead of 50, could lead to all sorts of hard questions being asked, 
which may test your friendship. Perhaps until you get the hang of a 
proper CL ad you should keep it in house?


Well there is a a bit to get you lot started on the bestest CL ad ever, 
that will be guaranteed to draw in the weirdos from far and wide and you 
will get some great offers, some will want to swap their 
collectibles/junk and such for your car.
You just never know what treasures you could end up with. All part of 
the adventure.


Remember if you do this all correct, you will make it to Kalebs list of  
CL crackhead of the day, which I believe comes with a certificate of 
achievement!!?!?!!


Hendrik
who should have been in sales

On 08/08/13 06:20, Richard Hattaway wrote:

Just do it, it's not that hard.

Set up an account in your area, it's easy to do, just go to CL and surf around.

Take some pictures, set them for VGA resolution, 640X480, they load faster.  
You'll need about 6.  It really doesn't matter what they are.  On my last sale 
I did front, back, side, side, one front tire and a bumper hitch.  Sold my 
beater 96 Dodge caravan with 315K and minimally working windshield wipers/lousy 
paint/clunky tranny/worn tires for $800 and was happy to get it.  I got some 
lowball offers too.

Be prepared to do business.  CL folks are in a hurry.  They don't want to see 
it tomorrow, they want it right now.  Have the title in hand, meet at the bank 
where the notary is, do it in the middle of the day.

Be honest, ignore the guys that want to give you less than scrap value for it, 
and move it on out of the stable.  Oh, and ask someone else what it's worth, 
then put it in CL for 100 to 200 higher than that.  The guy that buys it will 
offer 100 to 200 less than what you ask.   You cannot be firm in price on CL.

Richard




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