Re: [MBZ] My next activity

2008-02-06 Thread archer
- Original Message - 
From: Timothy Robinson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 OY... I LIVE on my alfalfa sprouts. A diet of those, wheat grass, carrot 
 from the juicer and cabbage (Russian Prison Diet ...soup) and see if you 
 can bring tears to others' eyes in an elevator!
 Gonna figure out how to plug my a$$ in for methane... maybe could drive to 
 the mailbox?
.
 From: Wonko the Sane [EMAIL PROTECTED]

 Four of my five workdays, I leave diesels (plural) in the garage and walk 
 to work.
 That doesn't mean I don't pollute the atmosphere. As a veggie I eat lots 
 of beans, and the one mile walk to work gets the digestive process 
 working, and  :-(
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CAMDEN (Feb 1): The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is 
brief: flatus expelled through the anus. And while it's a natural bodily 
function, it seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are 
taking it to new heights and making a game of seeing who can expel the 
loudest and grossest flatus.

According to this week's Fire Cracker school newsletter though, the joke's 
on the boys as the penalty for intentional farting is now a detention.
Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting 
has been banned from CRMS, the newsletter said. It started out as a funny 
joke and eventually turned into a game. This is the first rule at CRMS that 
prevents the use of natural bodily functions. The penalty for intentional 
farting is a detention, so keep it to yourself!
According to a group of seventh-grade students milling around downtown 
following Friday's storm-related early release, the eighth-graders' 
escapades are well known in the school.
They would do it in science class and other places, said Jordan Tyler. 
It's a natural occurrence and we all do it 16 times a day.
When questioned where he learned that information, Tyler and the other 
students all said it was true, though they couldn't remember where they 
heard it.
One of the other students, Kyle Ruger, said the act by the boys was funny, 
but he had mixed feelings about whether it was appropriate.
Jordan Knowlton minced no words when she expressed how she felt, saying, 
It's gross.
Remy LeVine said he was in the class when CRMS science teacher Brad LaRoche 
talked to all the eighth-grade boys about the issue, as well as the 
consequences.
Attempts to reach CRMS Principal Maria Libby Friday afternoon were 
unsuccessful and school Superintendent Patricia Hopkins said she had not 
heard anything about the issue or the alleged suspected result, though she 
did get a good chuckle out of the news.
http://knox.villagesoup.com/rewrite/108448.htm
...
Roger wrote:
I am outraged!  Flatulence is a natural function.  What are they going to 
outlaw next?  Sneezing?  Coughing?  We need to get the presidential 
candidates policy on this.  It could unequivically tell us where they stood 
on personal freedom.

Those of us who feast on beans, cabbage, sweet potatoes, and other gaseous 
foods should, in self defense, become adept at silent flatulation.  When 
certain members of Congress hear about this, we will undoubtedly soon have a 
federal law enforced by Homeland Security and their explosives sniffing dogs 
which will be trained to sniff the backsides of airlines passengers just 
like they sniff the backsides of other dogs.
When that happens, I'm moving to Australia where farting is an art form. 


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Re: [MBZ] My next activity

2008-02-05 Thread Hendrik Fay
How the heck can that be carbon negative, to me carbon negative means 
removing carbon from the air.
Perhaps the greenies are no longer satisfied with the term 'carbon 
neutral', although my understanding is that the combustion cycle will 
always produce some carbon no matter what the fuel used.
Although this part is yet to come 
http://www.biotruck.co.uk/index.php?men=measure wonder why?
And I quote However, the drive will still produce 500kg of CO2, so 
without the offsetting project it cannot be considered carbon negative, 
or even neutral. from this page 
http://www.biotruck.co.uk/index.php?men=measurecon=How%20Carbon%20is%20Measured
 
so basically it is not carbon 'negative' or even carbon 'neutral'.
Ahh that's right because they used an old truck they saved 8 tonnes of 
carbon, fuzzy logic.

Hendrik
who saved the planet yesterday because I did not drive the car but I can 
drive twice as much today and furthermore since my car is second hand I 
am carbon 'negative', which offsets the fact that it has not O2 sensor 
or cat

Rich Thomas wrote:
 Is to make some of this.  Do you think I could collect some feedstock 
 from some New Orleans restaurants?

 --R


 *Chocolate fuelled BioTruck makes it to *Timbuktu
 on the worlds first Carbon Negative Expedition.

 Adventures Andy Pag (34) and John Grimshaw (39) have just returned from 
 the 8500km drive from the UK to Timbuktu using Biodiesel made from waste 
 chocolate.


   

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Re: [MBZ] My next activity

2008-02-05 Thread E M
I read an article, written back in the 80s I think, that said in the UK, the
energy used to manufacture a new car was equal to driving the then average
new car about 50,000 miles, if my memory serves me.  It was from an old car
mag, and they were trying to make the point of how restoring an old car,
even though it used more fuel and no emissions equipment, was still easier
on the earth than junking it, and buying new for many people.  Everyone
twists facts to fit their agenda, but if you factor in the fuel to mine the
steel, or even to gather and recycle metal to make it into something usable
again, I can see it.

Ed
300E

On 05/02/2008, Hendrik  Fay [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 How the heck can that be carbon negative, to me carbon negative means
 removing carbon from the air.
 Perhaps the greenies are no longer satisfied with the term 'carbon
 neutral', although my understanding is that the combustion cycle will
 always produce some carbon no matter what the fuel used.
 Although this part is yet to come
 http://www.biotruck.co.uk/index.php?men=measure wonder why?
 And I quote However, the drive will still produce 500kg of CO2, so
 without the offsetting project it cannot be considered carbon negative,
 or even neutral. from this page

 http://www.biotruck.co.uk/index.php?men=measurecon=How%20Carbon%20is%20Measured
 so basically it is not carbon 'negative' or even carbon 'neutral'.
 Ahh that's right because they used an old truck they saved 8 tonnes of
 carbon, fuzzy logic.

 Hendrik
 who saved the planet yesterday because I did not drive the car but I can
 drive twice as much today and furthermore since my car is second hand I
 am carbon 'negative', which offsets the fact that it has not O2 sensor
 or cat

 Rich Thomas wrote:
  Is to make some of this.  Do you think I could collect some feedstock
  from some New Orleans restaurants?
 
  --R
 
 
  *Chocolate fuelled BioTruck makes it to *Timbuktu
  on the worlds first Carbon Negative Expedition.
 
  Adventures Andy Pag (34) and John Grimshaw (39) have just returned from
  the 8500km drive from the UK to Timbuktu using Biodiesel made from waste
  chocolate.
 
 
 

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Re: [MBZ] My next activity

2008-02-05 Thread Mitch Haley


Hendrik  Fay wrote:
 
 How the heck can that be carbon negative, to me carbon negative means
 removing carbon from the air.

I think their point was that delivering a bio refinery is supposed to be
carbon negative because the future bio production offsets dino oil consumption. 
However, they could have just produced biodiesel where they lived, and
saved all the fuel used to deliver the processor to to wherever.

Mitch.

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Re: [MBZ] My next activity

2008-02-05 Thread E M
Is air quality due to burning oil in Timbuktu a concern these days?  If
anyone wants to make the air more breathable, send the poor buggers some
dust masks to keep the desert sand out of their lungs.

Ed
300E

On 05/02/2008, Mitch Haley [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:



 Hendrik  Fay wrote:
 
  How the heck can that be carbon negative, to me carbon negative means
  removing carbon from the air.


 I think their point was that delivering a bio refinery is supposed to be
 carbon negative because the future bio production offsets dino oil
 consumption.
 However, they could have just produced biodiesel where they lived, and
 saved all the fuel used to deliver the processor to to wherever.


 Mitch.


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Re: [MBZ] My next activity

2008-02-05 Thread Hendrik Fay
Does this mean that when I drive to the parts store or wreckers to get a 
part to keep my second hand car on the road (instead of buying a newy) I 
am carbon negative?

Hendrik
who at this very moment is producing .65 kg of greenhouse gases/hour 
(not counting what is coming out my rear end) but the missus was out in 
the old 230E

Mitch Haley wrote:
 Hendrik  Fay wrote:
   
 How the heck can that be carbon negative, to me carbon negative means
 removing carbon from the air.
 

 I think their point was that delivering a bio refinery is supposed to be
 carbon negative because the future bio production offsets dino oil 
 consumption. 
 However, they could have just produced biodiesel where they lived, and
 saved all the fuel used to deliver the processor to to wherever.

 Mitch.

   

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Re: [MBZ] My next activity

2008-02-05 Thread E M
you won't be carbon negative after your shopping trip, only a little copper
negative.

Ed
300E

On 05/02/2008, Hendrik  Fay [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Does this mean that when I drive to the parts store or wreckers to get a
 part to keep my second hand car on the road (instead of buying a newy) I
 am carbon negative?

 Hendrik
 who at this very moment is producing .65 kg of greenhouse gases/hour
 (not counting what is coming out my rear end) but the missus was out in
 the old 230E


 Mitch Haley wrote:
  Hendrik  Fay wrote:
 
  How the heck can that be carbon negative, to me carbon negative means
  removing carbon from the air.
 
 
  I think their point was that delivering a bio refinery is supposed to be
  carbon negative because the future bio production offsets dino oil
 consumption.
  However, they could have just produced biodiesel where they lived, and
  saved all the fuel used to deliver the processor to to wherever.
 
  Mitch.
 
 

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Re: [MBZ] My next activity

2008-02-05 Thread Timothy Robinson
You know, I so agree!

I'm so frustrated by events in the news, fiscal budget, politics... I
wonder if my vote is worth the effort and fuel to show up at the polls.
I do know that the biggest impact I can have is to be a good steward of
resources, my own finances and 'Earth.'

It's for that reason that I'm most adamant about my old MBs. They should
outlive my needs. AND... I find it ironic that I'm the one most often called
upon when the friend or neighbor needs reliable transportation as their new
(financed) vehicle didn't serve them.

Probably the best legacy to leave is the smallest footprint.
  
 

 From: E M [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Reply-To: Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com
 Date: Tue, 5 Feb 2008 18:55:04 -0500
 To: Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com
 Subject: Re: [MBZ] My next activity
 
 I read an article, written back in the 80s I think, that said in the UK, the
 energy used to manufacture a new car was equal to driving the then average
 new car about 50,000 miles, if my memory serves me.  It was from an old car
 mag, and they were trying to make the point of how restoring an old car,
 even though it used more fuel and no emissions equipment, was still easier
 on the earth than junking it, and buying new 


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Re: [MBZ] My next activity

2008-02-05 Thread Wonko the Sane
Four of my five workdays, I leave diesels (plural) in the garage and walk to
work.

That doesn't mean I don't pollute the atmosphere. As a veggie I eat lots of
beans, and the one mile walk to work gets the digestive process working, and
...   :-(

LT don't walk behind me Don


On 2/5/08, Hendrik  Fay [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Does this mean that when I drive to the parts store or wreckers to get a
 part to keep my second hand car on the road (instead of buying a newy) I
 am carbon negative?


-- 
LT Don
http://don.homelinux.net/~don/

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Re: [MBZ] My next activity

2008-02-05 Thread Timothy Robinson
OY... I LIVE on my alfalfa sprouts. A diet of those, wheat grass, carrot
from the juicer and cabbage (Russian Prison Diet ...soup) and see if you can
bring tears to others' eyes in an elevator!

Gonna figure out how to plug my a$$ in for methane... maybe could drive to
the mailbox?



 From: Wonko the Sane [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Reply-To: Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com
 Date: Tue, 5 Feb 2008 22:39:18 -0600
 To: Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com
 Subject: Re: [MBZ] My next activity
 
 Four of my five workdays, I leave diesels (plural) in the garage and walk to
 work.
 
 That doesn't mean I don't pollute the atmosphere. As a veggie I eat lots of
 beans, and the one mile walk to work gets the digestive process working, and
 ...   :-(


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Re: [MBZ] My next activity

2008-02-05 Thread Wonko the Sane
I was telling a co-worker just today:

In the last six months I've returned to a vegetarian diet (w/ eggs and dairy
and seafood), stopped drinking coffee as of last Friday morning -- replaced
by Celestial Seasonings tea, taking vitamins, and am exercising for fun
rather than as an obligation. ... And, if I start hand-grinding wheat to
make bread, I am then right back to my late '70s lifestyle. ... I even plan
to bike to work (pedal, not roar-roar -- the motorcycle stays in the garage,
too) come warm weather.

I could start pumping iron and once again bench press my own body weight,
like I did in the early 80s  uh, no.

Of course, in the '70s I was running 5 miles a day -- but given my knees and
hips in my mid 50s, walking 5 miles would be a painful workout.

But, the bike theme remains. In the late 70s, I commuted to work (10 miles
each way) on my super-light $1800 Trek bike. Same bike is still in the
garage, waiting for spring.

D.

On Feb 5, 2008 11:01 PM, Timothy Robinson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 OY... I LIVE on my alfalfa sprouts. A diet of those, wheat grass, carrot
 from the juicer and cabbage (Russian Prison Diet ...soup) and see if you
 can
 bring tears to others' eyes in an elevator!





-- 
LT Don
http://don.homelinux.net/~don/

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Re: [MBZ] My next activity

2008-02-05 Thread Timothy Robinson
I resume walking 7 miles per day each March to get ready for the summer
routine. Asked an old friend if he still had that Schwinn for sale and he
said, You!? That's an expensive bike just to ride to work...

It's not about workout. I figure each year if I don't have a stroke or heart
attack from winter hibernation I'm ready for the next season. Funny thing,
the kids can't keep pace with me on that 3mi. up the mountain every
morning and I smoke. They're supposed to be dancers?

 

 From: Wonko the Sane [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Reply-To: Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com
 Date: Tue, 5 Feb 2008 23:13:38 -0600
 To: Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com
 Subject: Re: [MBZ] My next activity
 
 I was telling a co-worker just today:
 
 In the last six months I've returned to a vegetarian diet (w/ eggs and dairy
 and seafood), stopped drinking coffee as of last Friday morning -- replaced
 by Celestial Seasonings tea, taking vitamins, and am exercising for fun
 rather than as an obligation. ... And, if I start hand-grinding wheat to
 make bread, I am then right back to my late '70s lifestyle. ... I even plan
 to bike to work (pedal, not roar-roar -- the motorcycle stays in the garage,
 too) come warm weather.
 
 I could start pumping iron and once again bench press my own body weight,
 like I did in the early 80s  uh, no.
 
 Of course, in the '70s I was running 5 miles a day -- but given my knees and
 hips in my mid 50s, walking 5 miles would be a painful workout.
 
 But, the bike theme remains. In the late 70s, I commuted to work (10 miles
 each way) on my super-light $1800 Trek bike. Same bike is still in the
 garage, waiting for spring.
 
 D.
 
 On Feb 5, 2008 11:01 PM, Timothy Robinson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
 OY... I LIVE on my alfalfa sprouts. A diet of those, wheat grass, carrot
 from the juicer and cabbage (Russian Prison Diet ...soup) and see if you
 can
 bring tears to others' eyes in an elevator!
 
 
 
 
 
 -- 
 LT Don
 http://don.homelinux.net/~don/
 
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