RE: Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list?
LOL!! --Walt -Original Message- Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 11:17 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions the Taliban? A. The Taliban have a running game Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 Q. What do the Detroit Lions Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 80,000 people stand up yell Jesus Christ ! Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? A. To the Silverdone - they never get a touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? A. A thief Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then Detroit would want one Q. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit Lions playbook was stolen? A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl? A. The Detroit Lions Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football? A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. Q. Knock knock Who's there. Owen Owen Who? A. Oh an 10. -- Mladen Gogala -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Gogala, Mladen INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Weaver, Walt INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list?
Mladen, keep your OT post off of this list please. Apparently the list is already too big and you only want to read about oracle and only oracle. -Original Message-From: Gogala, Mladen [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2001 11:52 AMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: RE: Burning game CD'sListen pal, this list is already too big as it is. Second, Ianswer questions far more frequently then I ask them. The fact is thatthis is not the forum to ask about burning CDs. If you have a problem withthat, you don't have to respond to any of the questions that I might ask.If you really want to discuss DMCA, DeCSS, 2600 case, Skylarov case andburning CDs then go to Slashdot.org or an appropriate linux newsgroup. Here,I want to read about oracle and only about oracle. Did I make myself clear?-Original Message-From: Gogala, Mladen [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 1:17 PMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: OT:Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list?Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions the Taliban? A. The Taliban have a running game Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 Q. What do the Detroit Lions Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 80,000 people stand up yell "Jesus Christ" ! Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? A. To the Silverdone - they never get a touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? A. A thief Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then Detroit would want one Q. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit Lions playbook was stolen? A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl? A. The Detroit Lions Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football? A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. Q. Knock knock Who's there. Owen Owen Who? A. Oh an 10.--Mladen Gogala--Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com--Author: Gogala, Mladen INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing ListsTo REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail messageto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and inthe message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L(or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You mayalso send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list?
oops. SNAP. That's gonna leave a mark. Buthis post WAS funny. Chuck Speaks Database Administrator Lithonia Lighting 770-860-3450 http://www.lithonia.com -Original Message-From: Terrian, Tom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 13:44To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: RE: Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list? Mladen, keep your OT post off of this list please. Apparently the list is already too big and you only want to read about oracle and only oracle. -Original Message-From: Gogala, Mladen [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2001 11:52 AMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: RE: Burning game CD'sListen pal, this list is already too big as it is. Second, Ianswer questions far more frequently then I ask them. The fact is thatthis is not the forum to ask about burning CDs. If you have a problem withthat, you don't have to respond to any of the questions that I might ask.If you really want to discuss DMCA, DeCSS, 2600 case, Skylarov case andburning CDs then go to Slashdot.org or an appropriate linux newsgroup. Here,I want to read about oracle and only about oracle. Did I make myself clear?-Original Message-From: Gogala, Mladen [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 1:17 PMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: OT:Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list?Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions the Taliban? A. The Taliban have a running game Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 Q. What do the Detroit Lions Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 80,000 people stand up yell "Jesus Christ" ! Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? A. To the Silverdone - they never get a touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? A. A thief Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then Detroit would want one Q. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit Lions playbook was stolen? A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl? A. The Detroit Lions Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football? A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. Q. Knock knock Who's there. Owen Owen Who? A. Oh an 10.--Mladen Gogala--Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com--Author: Gogala, Mladen INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing ListsTo REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail messageto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and inthe message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L(or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You mayalso send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: OT:Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list?
Mladen, This is a good candidate for the OT list. Jared Gogala, Mladen To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] MGogala@oxhp. cc: com Subject: OT:Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list? Sent by: [EMAIL PROTECTED] om 12/07/01 10:17 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions the Taliban? A. The Taliban have a running game Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 Q. What do the Detroit Lions Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 80,000 people stand up yell Jesus Christ ! Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? A. To the Silverdone - they never get a touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? A. A thief Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then Detroit would want one Q. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit Lions playbook was stolen? A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl? A. The Detroit Lions Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football? A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. Q. Knock knock Who's there. Owen Owen Who? A. Oh an 10. -- Mladen Gogala -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Gogala, Mladen INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list?
Tom T. must be having a bad day. After all, it is Friday. Besides, I thought only Jarad could snap the towel! Tom -Original Message-From: Speaks, Chuck W. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 1:57 PMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: RE: Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list? oops. SNAP. That's gonna leave a mark. Buthis post WAS funny. Chuck Speaks Database Administrator Lithonia Lighting 770-860-3450 http://www.lithonia.com -Original Message-From: Terrian, Tom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 13:44To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: RE: Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list? Mladen, keep your OT post off of this list please. Apparently the list is already too big and you only want to read about oracle and only oracle. -Original Message-From: Gogala, Mladen [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2001 11:52 AMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: RE: Burning game CD'sListen pal, this list is already too big as it is. Second, Ianswer questions far more frequently then I ask them. The fact is thatthis is not the forum to ask about burning CDs. If you have a problem withthat, you don't have to respond to any of the questions that I might ask.If you really want to discuss DMCA, DeCSS, 2600 case, Skylarov case andburning CDs then go to Slashdot.org or an appropriate linux newsgroup. Here,I want to read about oracle and only about oracle. Did I make myself clear?-Original Message-From: Gogala, Mladen [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 1:17 PMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: OT:Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list?Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions the Taliban? A. The Taliban have a running game Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 Q. What do the Detroit Lions Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 80,000 people stand up yell "Jesus Christ" ! Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? A. To the Silverdone - they never get a touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? A. A thief Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then Detroit would want one Q. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit Lions playbook was stolen? A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl? A. The Detroit Lions Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football? A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. Q. Knock knock Who's there. Owen Owen Who? A. Oh an 10.--Mladen Gogala--Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com--Author: Gogala, Mladen INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing ListsTo REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail messageto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and inthe message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L(or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You mayalso send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list?
Title: RE: Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list? As the only person on this list with enough spinal cord to admit to being a Lions fan, I must take exception to your thoughts that the Lions are losing because they stink. This is merely part of a brilliant plan by Marty and the boys to get the first pick of the draft again. It is sheer brilliance! Next season we'll have the cake-est schedule in the league and the first pick of the draft! First round playoff loss, here we come! --Chris [EMAIL PROTECTED] -Original Message- From: Gogala, Mladen [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 1:17 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: OT:Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list? Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions the Taliban? A. The Taliban have a running game Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 Q. What do the Detroit Lions Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 80,000 people stand up yell Jesus Christ ! Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? A. To the Silverdone - they never get a touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? A. A thief Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then Detroit would want one Q. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit Lions playbook was stolen? A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl? A. The Detroit Lions Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football? A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. Q. Knock knock Who's there. Owen Owen Who? A. Oh an 10. -- Mladen Gogala -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Gogala, Mladen INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list?
Title: RE: Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list? Chris, You are overly-optimistic (about 'First round playoff loss') :) Jared, sorry for 'OT', but it's Friday and also Detroit Lions 'zoo' is too close to home, though I don't have 'enough spinal cord to admit to being a Lions fan' Igor Neyman, OCP DBA[EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Bowes, Chris To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 2:45 PM Subject: RE: Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list? As the only person on this list with enough spinal cord to admit to being a Lions fan, I must take exception to your thoughts that the Lions are losing because they stink. This is merely part of a brilliant plan by Marty and the boys to get the first pick of the draft again. It is sheer brilliance! Next season we'll have the cake-est schedule in the league and the first pick of the draft! First round playoff loss, here we come! --Chris [EMAIL PROTECTED] -Original Message- From: Gogala, Mladen [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 1:17 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: OT:Are there any Detroit Lions fans on this list? Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions the Taliban? A. The Taliban have a running game Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 Q. What do the Detroit Lions Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 80,000 people stand up yell "Jesus Christ" ! Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? A. To the Silverdone - they never get a touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? A. A thief Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then Detroit would want one Q. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit Lions playbook was stolen? A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl? A. The Detroit Lions Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football? A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. Q. Knock knock Who's there. Owen Owen Who? A. Oh an 10. -- Mladen Gogala -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Gogala, Mladen INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
