FRAUD ALERT (fluff)

1999-01-19 Thread Jeff Wall

I seem to get alot of Bullshit chain letters, hoaxes and other shit in my
Inbox all the time. But when I read this one, it really alarmed me. I
researched it and found out that it was true. Be careful, you could be next!



 WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS!




If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service,"
DO NOT OPEN IT! 

 This group operates a scam around this time every year. Their letter
claims that you owe them money, which they will take and use to pay for the
operation of essential functions of the United States government. This is
untrue! The
 money the IRS collects is used to fund various other corporations which
depend on subsidies to stay in business.

 This organization has ties to another shady outfit called the Social
Security Administration, who claim to take money from your regular
paychecks and save it for your retirement. In truth, the SSA uses the money
to pay for the
same misguided corporate welfare the IRS helps mastermind.

These scam artists have bilked honest,  hard working Americans out of
billions of  dollars. Don't be among them! 

 FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!


Jeff Wall   
 http://www.twangzine.com The Webs least sucky music magazine
727 Alder Circle - Va Beach, Va - 23462 -(757) 467-3764



Re: FRAUD ALERT (fluff)

1999-01-19 Thread Ndubb

In a message dated 1/19/99 6:12:07 AM Pacific Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED]
writes:

 I seem to get alot of Bullshit chain letters, hoaxes and other shit in my
 Inbox all the time. But when I read this one, it really alarmed me. I
 researched it and found out that it was true. Be careful, you could be next!
  
  WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS!
 
  If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service,"
 DO NOT OPEN IT!  

Sucker. Mr. Wall, don't you think it's a little obvious? Isn't *everyone,*
aside from many some Montana and Michigan Militia folks, going to be getting
envelopes from the IRS in the coming months?

Snickerin',

Neal Weiss



Re: FRAUD ALERT (fluff)

1999-01-19 Thread Jeff Wall

At 10:24 AM 1/19/99 -0800, you wrote:
Mr. Wall wrote:
 
   If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue
Service,"
  DO NOT OPEN IT!  


If we took this advice, Mr. Wall would be out of a job.

And that's a bad thing? Do you know exactly what I do for the Navy? I work
on WEAPONS SYSTEMS. I have the keys that make them go bang. Not that I
really need the keys because a halfway decent tech can jumper out any
safety switch with two alligator clips and a piece of wire. I own all the
missles on the ship. All the guns too. Anything from from 9mm to 5 inch.

ANd I'm fucking nuts.

Feel better about your tax money?

Jeff Wall   
 http://www.twangzine.com The Webs least sucky music magazine
727 Alder Circle - Va Beach, Va - 23462 -(757) 467-3764



Re: FRAUD ALERT (fluff)

1999-01-19 Thread John Patterson

Jeff Wall wrote:

 And that's a bad thing? Do you know exactly what I do for the Navy? I work
 on WEAPONS SYSTEMS. I have the keys that make them go bang. Not that I
 really need the keys because a halfway decent tech can jumper out any
 safety switch with two alligator clips and a piece of wire. I own all the
 missles on the ship. All the guns too. Anything from from 9mm to 5 inch.
 
 ANd I'm fucking nuts.
 
 Feel better about your tax money?


May the man who has his finger on the button
have a lovely day today.