Re: Garth plays ball (was:Buckner, free agent status?)

1999-02-12 Thread BARNARD

Joyce writes:

 And, um, the Padres have Garth Brooks on their payroll.  Unless I am
 hallucinating, the local news just reported that Garth has joined the San
 Diego Padres, and will take a year off from music to play ball.

Um , quick, someone tell me who's the best beanball pitcher in the
majors!!!

--junior



Re: Garth plays ball (was:Buckner, free agent status?)

1999-02-12 Thread Ndubb


 And, um, the Padres have Garth Brooks on their payroll.  Unless I am
 hallucinating, the local news just reported that Garth has joined the San
 Diego Padres, and will take a year off from music to play ball.
 
 Oh, and according to the report, he is a switch hitter.  

Ha, I saw this on CNN as well. Although the way they reported it, and this
makes more sense, is that he's gonna participate in spring training in hopes
of making the club. Yeah right. I'm not sure whose publicity stunt this is,
but that's all it *can* be. Let's let the give the superstar celeb some PT
with the big boys for a while. There's not a chance in hell he's making an A-
ball roster, let alone the majors. I mean, if Michael Jordan, arguably one of
the best athletes in the world, couldn't even hit his weight in AA, I don't
think ol' Garth's gonna do much better. Mostly, I'm just fucking jealous. I'd
love to be running around the base paths with an MLB team, or, if nothing
else, the Padres. Damn him.

Neal Weiss, #10, left field, Watertower Productions team, LA City softball
league, Poinsettia Park, Hollywood, CA
npimh - Vin Scully, of course, as I'm stepping to the plate



RE: Garth plays ball (was:Buckner, free agent status?)

1999-02-12 Thread Jon Weisberger

I found a fairly lengthy AP-sourced story on the subject at:

http://www.canoe.ca/JamMusicCountry/feb12_garth.html

And from Country Now, this quote:

Garth Brooks will attend spring training with the San Diego Padres as a
non-roster invitee. He'll play the outfield and wear No. 77. The singer's
realistic goal? "For these guys to look at me and say, 'If you'd gotten to
invest your time from early on . . . you could've played in this league,'"
says Garth.

Which sounds like at least a faintly plausible goal g.  I'll say this,
though: I'll bet he's no Jim Reeves on the diamond.

Jon Weisberger  Kenton County, KY [EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://home.fuse.net/jonweisberger/



RE: Garth plays ball (was:Buckner, free agent status?)

1999-02-12 Thread David Cantwell

At 08:39 PM 2/12/99 -0500, JW wrote of the Sultan of Schlock:

 I'll bet he's no Jim Reeves on the diamond.

Or Charley Pride neither. --dc




Re: Garth plays ball (was:Buckner, free agent status?)

1999-02-12 Thread MKAldin

Wait, stop, halt, desist, come back. Are you guys *serious*?  I thought
the first few posts were jokes. Is Garth Brooks *really* joining the Pod
People? Come on, surely they don't take celebrities seriously enough to
actually field them in a game that counts!! Let him sing the National Anthem,
sure. Throw out the opening day pitch, maybe. But play pro ball? Surely you
jest!

Mary Katherine



RE: Garth plays ball (was:Buckner, free agent status?)

1999-02-12 Thread Jon Weisberger

 Wait, stop, halt, desist, come back. Are you guys *serious*?
 I thought
 the first few posts were jokes. Is Garth Brooks *really* joining the Pod
 People? Come on, surely they don't take celebrities seriously enough to
 actually field them in a game that counts!! Let him sing the
 National Anthem,
 sure. Throw out the opening day pitch, maybe. But play pro ball?
 Surely you jest!

He's attending spring training as a non-roster invitee.  He spent some time
there last year, and made one game appearance (pinch-running), so this isn't
terribly new.  The Padres are donating $200,000 to a new kids charity
Brooks, Tony Gwynn, Wally Joyner and Greg Vaughn set up (headed by the
former Padre VP for marketing) as part of the whole thing.  AP quotes the
Padres' manager as saying ""There's no chance of him being on the major
league club, but we're excited to have him because I think he's going to
bring a lot of enthusiasm and hard work into camp, because that's how he
goes about his business," which is true enough g.

Jon Weisberger  Kenton County, KY [EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://home.fuse.net/jonweisberger/



RE: Garth plays ball (was:Buckner, free agent status?)

1999-02-12 Thread Jeff Wall

He'd be a hell of a shortstop. With that big ole punkinhead of his, there
wouldn't be room for a line drive to slip by. Of course, the eclipse that
head would cause might distract people from the game.

Jeff Wall   
 http://www.twangzine.com The Webs least sucky music magazine
3421 Daisy Crescent - Va Beach, Va - 23456 



Re: Garth plays ball (was:Buckner, free agent status?)

1999-02-12 Thread Clancey

Damn - I thought you were talking about Garth Iorg...

peace,
Clancey

On Fri, 12 Feb 1999, Thomas Wodock wrote:

 I don't think he needs a job... the Mets still have him on their payroll.


And, um, the Padres have Garth Brooks on their payroll.