Re: Help with my girlfriend?
On Thu, 5 Oct 2000, Adam McKenna wrote: On Fri, Oct 06, 2000 at 09:35:06AM +1000, Brett Randall wrote: strace /dev/gf0 No, I think you've got it wrong. I think its strace /dev/gf6 at the moment... for i in /dev/gf*; do touch $i strip $i unzip fsck fsck fsck fsck yes yes yes yes zip done --Adam ( written sometime in the late 80s, referencing sunos unix(1) ) overview sum man vacation man who alias as user su who alias as e mail sun clear % uniq man more sun more clear more uniq man if repeat uniq man then vacation yes more uniq man yes vacation man plot find su date on vacation dbx man adb man fsck man reboot man if case repeat history error then kill user who batch vacation man goto strip bar from hostname as vacation view env man eval env find pack env diff, at last foreach user cmp config quota su view uniq su at tbl man look at su tty units size find su tty units size nice man join su at tbl biff man refer script man test line, mesg su "whatis nice su exec env as pwd" su yacc on wall man view yacc on wall while "ar ar ar" su leave bar man trace su su "bg talk; fg passwd" man look at su nice tail sum tabs leave bar enroll, crypt password man write su mail su eval mail su find mail true su notify man date man plot date at last man exec date look clock, sync time continue on date talk man shift su look at size man expand su su test man look clock tic tic tick make time, date. find su at wall arch. join tee, talk. ar, ar, ar, ed: "tip: find jobs, biff." "yes, make tar," sed biff. su, biff date more: touch, strip man look at su greap su expand head mount su (man on su) login, install, vgrind repeat more eject sleep leave
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
On Fri, 6 Oct 2000, Fabrice Scemama wrote: Vince Vielhaber wrote: On Thu, 5 Oct 2000, Peter Samuel wrote: On Thu, 5 Oct 2000, Adam McKenna wrote: On Thu, Oct 05, 2000 at 03:19:33PM -0700, Ihnen, David wrote: You know, alot of problems with the opposite sex might be easily figured if we had the log file... The computer doesn't say, "well, if you don't know, I'M not going to tell you!" strace /dev/gf0 A brave man giving himself options for servicing more than one gf. My system has /dev/wife with no options for others. In fact, the driver will actively hunt down other instances, kill -9 and remove all associated files :) That's because at one time you did a mv /dev/gf0 /dev/wife :) Vince. What a bad admin you are! you should have done a ln -s /dev/gf0 /dev/wife instead of using mv, this would have made divorce quite easier :) rm -f /dev/wife gets rid of both :) Vince. -- == Vince Vielhaber -- KA8CSHemail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]http://www.pop4.net 128K ISDN from $22.00/mo - 56K Dialup from $16.00/mo at Pop4 Networking Online Campground Directoryhttp://www.camping-usa.com Online Giftshop Superstorehttp://www.cloudninegifts.com ==
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
I found /dev/wfe0 online and installed it without realizing that the device required /dev/gf0 be installed, since /dev/wfe0 was merely an upgrade. Without the prerequisites, I could not mount /dev/wfe0 /home, after much tweaking the device caused a kernel panic and I was locked out of the system. That was a couple years ago. I went to a new system and installed a new build, and tried starting by installing /dev/gf0, then gf1, etc. Most would mount repeatedly, but there was no data transaction with the kernel, recently, I installed /dev/gf8, the latest version available. It would mount fine, and even exchange data with the kernel, but in the background, it was logging to shadowed file that I could not access, after several months that file had grown so large that it caused a seg fault, the core dumped and /dev/gf8 has disappeared from the system along with all the logs. Ah well. Rob "Scott D. Yelich" wrote: On Fri, 6 Oct 2000, Peter van Dijk wrote: mount? ok, ok you're all gonna make me pull out a unix(1) story that I wrote over a decade ago the problem is.. so many of the commands could be taken in a sexual way... let me find it... -- Rob Hines Jr. System Administrator Phone: (317)469-4535 Fax: (317)469-4508 Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] URL: http://www.joboptions.com
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
Peter Samuel [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes on 5 October 2000 at 18:39:12 -0400 On Thu, 5 Oct 2000, Adam McKenna wrote: On Thu, Oct 05, 2000 at 03:19:33PM -0700, Ihnen, David wrote: You know, alot of problems with the opposite sex might be easily figured if we had the log file... The computer doesn't say, "well, if you don't know, I'M not going to tell you!" strace /dev/gf0 A brave man giving himself options for servicing more than one gf. My system has /dev/wife with no options for others. In fact, the driver will actively hunt down other instances, kill -9 and remove all associated files :) Look for the "poly" patch, available from major FTP sites around the net. -- David Dyer-Bennet / Welcome to the future! / [EMAIL PROTECTED] Photos: http://dd-b.lighthunters.net/ SF: http://www.dd-b.net/dd-b/ Minicon: http://www.mnstf.org/minicon/
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
In the immortal words of Julie Baumler ([EMAIL PROTECTED]):
You guys obviously haven't heard about the alternate drivers which have
multiple switches to allow things like a bind and top interface, multiple
instances of /dev/gfn, /dev/bfn, compatibility between /dev/gfn and
/dev/wife, etc. Unfortunately, there tend to be serious conversion
problems when using existing /dev/gf0, /dev/bf0, /dev/wife, and
/dev/husband device nodes with the alternate drivers which can result in
substancial permanent system resource degradation.
There's also the matter of import/export restrictions. Certain
localities consider such patches to MonagamOS to be in violation of a
number of archaic statutes. Luckily, such laws are enforced only
sporadically in the US, but one you've been forced by the state to
mount /dev/lawyer, all sorts of holy hell can break loose. (cf.
www.paddleboro.org)
void main {
free(your mind) will_follow(your ass);
}
-n
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RE: Help with my girlfriend?
Sure, what does the log say? David -Original Message- From: Wheres Mybrudda [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2000 1:33 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Help with my girlfriend? Hello. Is this the right place to come for help with my girlfriend? A friend told me that if I came to the Qinky Mothers After Indigenous Lesbians list then you can tell me what I have to do to win back my South-Asian girlfriend from her qinky mumma. Thank you! Wheres. __ ___ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com.
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
On Thu, Oct 05, 2000 at 08:33:22PM +, Wheres Mybrudda wrote: Hello. Is this the right place to come for help with my girlfriend? A friend told me that if I came to the Qinky Mothers After Indigenous Lesbians list then you can tell me what I have to do to win back my South-Asian girlfriend from her qinky mumma. You have come to the right place. We can teach you how to devote your time to much more useful things than your girlfriend (which seems lost to some scantily clad females anyway), like qmail and other cool software. Greetz, Peter -- dataloss networks '/ignore-ance is bliss' - me
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
On Thu, 5 Oct 2000, Wheres Mybrudda wrote: Hello. Is this the right place to come for help with my girlfriend? A friend told me that if I came to the Qinky Mothers After Indigenous Lesbians list then you can tell me what I have to do to win back my South-Asian girlfriend from her qinky mumma. Wrong list. You need the POSTFIX list.
RE: Help with my girlfriend?
(tm) ... == Alexander Jernejcic email:[EMAIL PROTECTED] begin LOVE-LETTER-UND-NIX-DAZUGELERNT.txt.vbs I am a Signature, not a Virus! end == -Original Message- From: Ihnen, David [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2000 10:46 PM To: 'Wheres Mybrudda'; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: Help with my girlfriend? Sure, what does the log say? David -Original Message- From: Wheres Mybrudda [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2000 1:33 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Help with my girlfriend? Hello. Is this the right place to come for help with my girlfriend? A friend told me that if I came to the Qinky Mothers After Indigenous Lesbians list then you can tell me what I have to do to win back my South-Asian girlfriend from her qinky mumma. Thank you! Wheres. __ ___ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com.
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
On Thu, Oct 05, 2000 at 01:46:16PM -0700, Ihnen, David wrote: Sure, what does the log say? You're a genious :) Greetz, Peter -- dataloss networks '/ignore-ance is bliss' - me
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
Reminds me of the way spam/trolls/etc. was treated on alt.sex.cthulhu few years back... had to say somehting...I'll be quiet now Jer At 03:00 PM 10/5/2000, Peter van Dijk wrote: On Thu, Oct 05, 2000 at 08:33:22PM +, Wheres Mybrudda wrote: Hello. Is this the right place to come for help with my girlfriend? A friend told me that if I came to the Qinky Mothers After Indigenous Lesbians list then you can tell me what I have to do to win back my South-Asian girlfriend from her qinky mumma. You have come to the right place. We can teach you how to devote your time to much more useful things than your girlfriend (which seems lost to some scantily clad females anyway), like qmail and other cool software. Greetz, Peter -- dataloss networks '/ignore-ance is bliss' - me
RE: Help with my girlfriend?
You know, alot of problems with the opposite sex might be easily figured if we had the log file... The computer doesn't say, "well, if you don't know, I'M not going to tell you!" David -Original Message- From: Peter van Dijk [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2000 2:27 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: Help with my girlfriend? On Thu, Oct 05, 2000 at 01:46:16PM -0700, Ihnen, David wrote: Sure, what does the log say? You're a genious :) Greetz, Peter -- dataloss networks '/ignore-ance is bliss' - me
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
On Thu, Oct 05, 2000 at 03:19:33PM -0700, Ihnen, David wrote: You know, alot of problems with the opposite sex might be easily figured if we had the log file... The computer doesn't say, "well, if you don't know, I'M not going to tell you!" strace /dev/gf0 --Adam -- Adam McKenna [EMAIL PROTECTED] | "No matter how much it changes, http://flounder.net/publickey.html | technology's just a bunch of wires GPG: 17A4 11F7 5E7E C2E7 08AA| connected to a bunch of other wires." 38B0 05D0 8BF7 2C6D 110A| Joe Rogan, _NewsRadio_
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
On Thu, Oct 05, 2000 at 03:19:33PM -0700, Ihnen, David wrote: You know, alot of problems with the opposite sex might be easily figured if we had the log file... The computer doesn't say, "well, if you don't know, I'M not going to tell you!" 'If that is the case, I will tell you or *let you notice*'. That kind of thing? :) Let's stop this thread before it kills me laughing :) Greetz, Peter -- dataloss networks '/ignore-ance is bliss' - me
RE: Help with my girlfriend?
Reminds me of the way spam/trolls/etc. was treated on alt.sex.cthulhu few years back... had to say somehting...I'll be quiet now Ahem? : /BR Manager InterPlanetary Solutions http://ipsware.com/
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
On Thu, 5 Oct 2000, Adam McKenna wrote: On Thu, Oct 05, 2000 at 03:19:33PM -0700, Ihnen, David wrote: You know, alot of problems with the opposite sex might be easily figured if we had the log file... The computer doesn't say, "well, if you don't know, I'M not going to tell you!" strace /dev/gf0 A brave man giving himself options for servicing more than one gf. My system has /dev/wife with no options for others. In fact, the driver will actively hunt down other instances, kill -9 and remove all associated files :) -- Regards Peter -- Peter Samuel[EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.e-smith.org (development)http://www.e-smith.com (corporate) Phone: +1 613 368 4398 Fax: +1 613 564 7739 e-smith, inc. 1500-150 Metcalfe St, Ottawa, ON K2P 1P1 Canada "If you kill all your unhappy customers, you'll only have happy ones left"
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
On Fri, Oct 06, 2000 at 09:35:06AM +1000, Brett Randall wrote: strace /dev/gf0 No, I think you've got it wrong. I think its strace /dev/gf6 at the moment... for i in /dev/gf*; do touch $i strip $i unzip fsck fsck fsck fsck yes yes yes yes zip done --Adam -- Adam McKenna [EMAIL PROTECTED] | "No matter how much it changes, http://flounder.net/publickey.html | technology's just a bunch of wires GPG: 17A4 11F7 5E7E C2E7 08AA| connected to a bunch of other wires." 38B0 05D0 8BF7 2C6D 110A| Joe Rogan, _NewsRadio_
RE: Help with my girlfriend?
At 05:33 PM 10/5/2000, Brett Randall wrote: Reminds me of the way spam/trolls/etc. was treated on alt.sex.cthulhu few years back... had to say somehting...I'll be quiet now Ahem? : What? Jer
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
On Thu, 5 Oct 2000, Peter Samuel wrote: On Thu, 5 Oct 2000, Adam McKenna wrote: On Thu, Oct 05, 2000 at 03:19:33PM -0700, Ihnen, David wrote: You know, alot of problems with the opposite sex might be easily figured if we had the log file... The computer doesn't say, "well, if you don't know, I'M not going to tell you!" strace /dev/gf0 A brave man giving himself options for servicing more than one gf. My system has /dev/wife with no options for others. In fact, the driver will actively hunt down other instances, kill -9 and remove all associated files :) That's because at one time you did a mv /dev/gf0 /dev/wife :) Vince. -- == Vince Vielhaber -- KA8CSHemail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]http://www.pop4.net 128K ISDN from $22.00/mo - 56K Dialup from $16.00/mo at Pop4 Networking Online Campground Directoryhttp://www.camping-usa.com Online Giftshop Superstorehttp://www.cloudninegifts.com ==
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
At 04:45 PM 10/5/2000, you wrote: On Fri, Oct 06, 2000 at 09:35:06AM +1000, Brett Randall wrote: strace /dev/gf0 No, I think you've got it wrong. I think its strace /dev/gf6 at the moment... That depends on your interface renumbering standards. Rebooting in between relations is a good thing. if you view rebooting as a system-wide kill and restart, um... that might not be such a good idea... something on the order of shutdown -h forever Jer
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
A brave man giving himself options for servicing more than one gf. My system has /dev/wife with no options for others. In fact, the driver will actively hunt down other instances, kill -9 and remove all associated files :) After which the device unmounts, causing half of your other files to disappear. ---Kris Kelley
RE: Help with my girlfriend?
If she's just not paying attention to you, you should probably remove /dev/vbrtr0 and /dev/othrbf0. -Original Message- From: Peter van Dijk [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2000 5:46 PM To: qmail Subject: Re: Help with my girlfriend? On Fri, Oct 06, 2000 at 09:35:06AM +1000, Brett Randall wrote: strace /dev/gf0 No, I think you've got it wrong. I think its strace /dev/gf6 at the moment... That depends on your interface renumbering standards. Rebooting in between relations is a good thing. Greetz, Peter -- dataloss networks '/ignore-ance is bliss' - me
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
On Thu, Oct 05, 2000 at 06:44:13PM -0400, Adam McKenna wrote: On Fri, Oct 06, 2000 at 09:35:06AM +1000, Brett Randall wrote: strace /dev/gf0 No, I think you've got it wrong. I think its strace /dev/gf6 at the moment... for i in /dev/gf*; do touch $i strip $i unzip fsck fsck fsck fsck mount? Greetz, Peter -- dataloss networks '/ignore-ance is bliss' - me
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
On Thu, 5 Oct 2000, Adam McKenna wrote: On Fri, Oct 06, 2000 at 09:35:06AM +1000, Brett Randall wrote: strace /dev/gf0 No, I think you've got it wrong. I think its strace /dev/gf6 at the moment... for i in /dev/gf*; do touch $i strip $i unzip fsck fsck fsck fsck yes yes yes yes zip done /bin/false -- Regards Peter -- Peter Samuel[EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.e-smith.org (development)http://www.e-smith.com (corporate) Phone: +1 613 368 4398 Fax: +1 613 564 7739 e-smith, inc. 1500-150 Metcalfe St, Ottawa, ON K2P 1P1 Canada "If you kill all your unhappy customers, you'll only have happy ones left"
RE: Help with my girlfriend?
Ahem? : What? As in...what the hec are you talking about kind of ahem? : I don't remember any spam/trolls incidents...but then again...I don't keep my eye out on alt.sex.* either : /BR Manager InterPlanetary Solutions http://ipsware.com/
RE: Help with my girlfriend?
Ok, I have had too much fun laughing at this thread. I am sorry that your system only allows for one wife instance. Obviously you are not a mormom. But as the true pig that my /dev/wife thinks I am (acutally it is more like /drain$/wife). I would have /dev/wife /dev/exwife /dev/gf0 /dev/gf ad nausem. Now as the true pig, why isn't he happy that she is a lesbian. They make the best. They like to share and share and share .. But the problem with most wives is they demand su rights! Can't they just be in the nobody group. :) -Original Message- From: Peter Samuel [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2000 6:39 PM To: Adam McKenna Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: Help with my girlfriend? On Thu, 5 Oct 2000, Adam McKenna wrote: On Thu, Oct 05, 2000 at 03:19:33PM -0700, Ihnen, David wrote: You know, alot of problems with the opposite sex might be easily figured if we had the log file... The computer doesn't say, "well, if you don't know, I'M not going to tell you!" strace /dev/gf0 A brave man giving himself options for servicing more than one gf. My system has /dev/wife with no options for others. In fact, the driver will actively hunt down other instances, kill -9 and remove all associated files :) -- Regards Peter -- Peter Samuel[EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.e-smith.org (development)http://www.e-smith.com (corporate) Phone: +1 613 368 4398 Fax: +1 613 564 7739 e-smith, inc. 1500-150 Metcalfe St, Ottawa, ON K2P 1P1 Canada "If you kill all your unhappy customers, you'll only have happy ones left"
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
From: "Ihnen, David" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Date: Thu, 5 Oct 2000 15:19:33 -0700 You know, alot of problems with the opposite sex might be easily figured if we had the log file... The computer doesn't say, "well, if you don't know, I'M not going to tell you!" Having just tried (unsuccessfully) to get freeswan up and running with a Sonic firewall, I can tell you that sometimes computers do say that. :-( Chris -- Chris Garrigues http://www.DeepEddy.Com/~cwg/ virCIO http://www.virCIO.Com 4314 Avenue C Austin, TX 78751-3709 +1 512 374 0500 My email address is an experiment in SPAM elimination. For an explanation of what we're doing, see http://www.DeepEddy.Com/tms.html Nobody ever got fired for buying Microsoft, but they could get fired for relying on Microsoft. PGP signature
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
* Adam McKenna [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: strace /dev/gf0 No wonder you guys never score. You need to get a sexier OS. -- Robin "TGIFree^H^H^H^HOpenBSD" Socha http://socha.net/
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
Peter Samuel wrote:
On Thu, 5 Oct 2000, Adam McKenna wrote:
On Thu, Oct 05, 2000 at 03:19:33PM -0700, Ihnen, David wrote:
You know, alot of problems with the opposite sex might be easily figured if
we had the log file...
The computer doesn't say, "well, if you don't know, I'M not going to tell
you!"
strace /dev/gf0
A brave man giving himself options for servicing more than one gf. My
system has /dev/wife with no options for others. In fact, the driver
will actively hunt down other instances, kill -9 and remove all
associated files :)
Aparently on some OSes (BSD based apparently) mknod will react badly if
you try and create a /dev/gf{n+1} when a /dev/gf{n} already exists.
Mysterouly a symlink will develope, and before you know it both have
disappeared, usually after a period of no service due to total
consumtion of system resources.
As for the issues with /dev/children or /dev/mistress ... well I'll shut
up.
I have enjoyed this thread - Thanks.
Greg Cope
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Re: Help with my girlfriend?
Vince Vielhaber wrote: On Thu, 5 Oct 2000, Peter Samuel wrote: On Thu, 5 Oct 2000, Adam McKenna wrote: On Thu, Oct 05, 2000 at 03:19:33PM -0700, Ihnen, David wrote: You know, alot of problems with the opposite sex might be easily figured if we had the log file... The computer doesn't say, "well, if you don't know, I'M not going to tell you!" strace /dev/gf0 A brave man giving himself options for servicing more than one gf. My system has /dev/wife with no options for others. In fact, the driver will actively hunt down other instances, kill -9 and remove all associated files :) That's because at one time you did a mv /dev/gf0 /dev/wife :) Vince. What a bad admin you are! you should have done a ln -s /dev/gf0 /dev/wife instead of using mv, this would have made divorce quite easier :) Fabrice
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
On Thu, 5 Oct 2000, Greg Cope wrote:
Peter Samuel wrote:
On Thu, 5 Oct 2000, Adam McKenna wrote:
On Thu, Oct 05, 2000 at 03:19:33PM -0700, Ihnen, David wrote:
You know, alot of problems with the opposite sex might be easily figured if
we had the log file...
The computer doesn't say, "well, if you don't know, I'M not going to tell
you!"
strace /dev/gf0
A brave man giving himself options for servicing more than one gf. My
system has /dev/wife with no options for others. In fact, the driver
will actively hunt down other instances, kill -9 and remove all
associated files :)
Aparently on some OSes (BSD based apparently) mknod will react badly if
you try and create a /dev/gf{n+1} when a /dev/gf{n} already exists.
Mysterouly a symlink will develope, and before you know it both have
disappeared, usually after a period of no service due to total
consumtion of system resources.
As for the issues with /dev/children or /dev/mistress ... well I'll shut
up.
You guys obviously haven't heard about the alternate drivers which have
multiple switches to allow things like a bind and top interface, multiple
instances of /dev/gfn, /dev/bfn, compatibility between /dev/gfn and
/dev/wife, etc. Unfortunately, there tend to be serious conversion
problems when using existing /dev/gf0, /dev/bf0, /dev/wife, and
/dev/husband device nodes with the alternate drivers which can result in
substancial permanent system resource degradation. Confusingly, some
nodes can be converted with substantial input of appropriate data prior to
driver conversion; while others are unaffected by this process and other
nodes go into a degraded mode early in the conversion process; often
resulting in the above mentioned node and system resource disappearence.
Julie
PS When I saw the original message, I thought I'd gotten yet
another piece of misdirected mail for my /dev/master (lrwxrwxrwx 1 root
other 20 May 15 15:25 /dev/husband - /dev/master) 's domain
(crimsonphoenix.org) and was getting ready to do my usual book
recommending spiel.
Re: Help with my girlfriend?
On Fri, 6 Oct 2000, Peter van Dijk wrote: mount? ok, ok you're all gonna make me pull out a unix(1) story that I wrote over a decade ago the problem is.. so many of the commands could be taken in a sexual way... let me find it...
OT Re: Help with my girlfriend?
Thus said "Scott D. Yelich" on Thu, 05 Oct 2000 20:13:14 MDT: you're all gonna make me pull out a unix(1) story that I wrote over a decade ago If this thread goes on, at least have the decency to prepend OT to the subject so that it will get filtered by those who do not wish to discuss this on the qmail list. :-) Andy -- [---[system uptime]] 8:39pm up 22:25, 3 users, load average: 1.23, 1.24, 1.25
