Re: [RollTideFan] From The Neal Boortz Website....
There you go! Slef E. - Original Message - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, September 11, 2004 12:38 AM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] From The Neal Boortz Website True..I forgot that Ashcroft is a lawyer by profession -Original Message- From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] BBWHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is fucking HILARIOUS! Lawyers try to circumvent the U.S. Constitution more than they try to uphold it. Slef E. - Original Message - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, September 10, 2004 11:07 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] From The Neal Boortz Website Or anybody else connected with upholding the U.S. Constitution __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
Re: [RollTideFan] From The Neal Boortz Website....
What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your honor. What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad? Senator. What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline! In front of you stand four men: Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein and a lawyer. You are holding a gun which contains only three bullets. Who do you shoot? Use all three bullets on the lawyer. What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog. What is the difference between a dead lawyer and a squished skunk in the road? The vultures will eat the skunk. What is the difference between a lawyer and a skunk? Nobody wants to hit a skunk. Why won't vultures eat dead lawyers? There are some things that would gag even a vulture. What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles. What do you do if you run over a lawyer? Back over him to make sure. Then, make another notch on the steering wheel. Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. What do have have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep? Because down deep, they are all nice guys! How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope. Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? A1: Take your foot off his head. A2: No. Good! How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. What is the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? The bucket. What is the definition of a shame (as in that's a shame)? When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff. What is the definition of a crying shame? There was an empty seat. How do you kill 4000 lawyers? You build a new Titanic and declare it cannot sink. What's the strongest argument against both theories of origin? Politicians and lawyers. Who in their right mind would create (or evolve into) these species? If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough. Have you heard about the lawyers word processor? No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print. What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand. What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School? A lobotomy. What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other's just a fish. What is the difference between a female lawyer and a catfish? One's slimey and has whiskers, and the other one lives in the water. How do you know when your divorce is getting ugly? When your lawyer doesn't seem like a bloodsucking leech anymore. What is the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A leech will let go and drop off when its victim dies. What is the difference between a lawyer and a dalmation? A dalmation knows when to stop chasing the ambulance. What do slime molds have more of than lawyers? Respect. What does molds, ooze, and lawyers have in common? They're all slime. Why did the lawyer cross the road? To get to the car accident on the other side. What are some of the requirements in becoming a lawyer? You must be able to get muggers, rapists, and pope abusers off the hook, and must have at least one relative who works at IBM. What kind of lure must you use if you want to attract lawyers so as to shoot them? You may use any as long as it yells every once in a while I'm gonna sue! or Help, I've fallen and I can't get up! What would happen if you lock a cannibal in a room full of lawyers? He would starve to death. Why don't hyenas eat lawyers? Even hyenas have some dignity. What do you call an honest lawyer? An impossibility. What do you get when you cross a lawyer with another lawyer? Nothing. There are some things that not even nature can permit. Why didn't the circus clown feel so bad about his career? At least he wasn't a lawyer. What is the difference between pigs and lawyers. You can learn to respect a pig. What is the difference between baseball and law? In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out. Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. Why didn't the doctor (any other profession) pay the rent on his outhouse? He didn't like the lawyer living downstairs. Who do lawyers never take their cats to the beach? Their cats keep trying to bury them with sand. What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? From chasing parked ambulances. Where can you find a good lawyer? In the
Re: [RollTideFan] From The Neal Boortz Website....
Joe, Joe, Joe... One. At. A. Time. Slef E. - Original Message - From: Joe Goodson [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, September 11, 2004 9:00 AM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] From The Neal Boortz Website What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your honor. What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad? Senator. What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline! In front of you stand four men: Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein and a lawyer. You are holding a gun which contains only three bullets. Who do you shoot? Use all three bullets on the lawyer. What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog. What is the difference between a dead lawyer and a squished skunk in the road? The vultures will eat the skunk. What is the difference between a lawyer and a skunk? Nobody wants to hit a skunk. Why won't vultures eat dead lawyers? There are some things that would gag even a vulture. What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles. What do you do if you run over a lawyer? Back over him to make sure. Then, make another notch on the steering wheel. Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. What do have have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep? Because down deep, they are all nice guys! How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope. Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? A1: Take your foot off his head. A2: No. Good! How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. What is the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? The bucket. What is the definition of a shame (as in that's a shame)? When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff. What is the definition of a crying shame? There was an empty seat. How do you kill 4000 lawyers? You build a new Titanic and declare it cannot sink. What's the strongest argument against both theories of origin? Politicians and lawyers. Who in their right mind would create (or evolve into) these species? If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough. Have you heard about the lawyers word processor? No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print. What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand. What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School? A lobotomy. What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other's just a fish. What is the difference between a female lawyer and a catfish? One's slimey and has whiskers, and the other one lives in the water. How do you know when your divorce is getting ugly? When your lawyer doesn't seem like a bloodsucking leech anymore. What is the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A leech will let go and drop off when its victim dies. What is the difference between a lawyer and a dalmation? A dalmation knows when to stop chasing the ambulance. What do slime molds have more of than lawyers? Respect. What does molds, ooze, and lawyers have in common? They're all slime. Why did the lawyer cross the road? To get to the car accident on the other side. What are some of the requirements in becoming a lawyer? You must be able to get muggers, rapists, and pope abusers off the hook, and must have at least one relative who works at IBM. What kind of lure must you use if you want to attract lawyers so as to shoot them? You may use any as long as it yells every once in a while I'm gonna sue! or Help, I've fallen and I can't get up! What would happen if you lock a cannibal in a room full of lawyers? He would starve to death. Why don't hyenas eat lawyers? Even hyenas have some dignity. What do you call an honest lawyer? An impossibility. What do you get when you cross a lawyer with another lawyer? Nothing. There are some things that not even nature can permit. Why didn't the circus clown feel so bad about his career? At least he wasn't a lawyer. What is the difference between pigs and lawyers. You can learn to respect a pig. What is the difference between baseball and law? In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out. Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. Why didn't the doctor
[RollTideFan] Nebraska - Southern Miss
Nebraska is showing their class. Instead of booing their teams lackluster performance thus far, it seems as if they applauded Southern Miss's effort thus far. A 9 - 3 lead at half time is very surprising. I hope they can pull off the upset. Too bad Auburn is winning. RTR! Joe Excessive taxation. will carry reason and reflection to every man's door, and particularly in the hour of election. - Thomas Jefferson, letter to John Taylor, 1798 __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
Re: [RollTideFan] From The Neal Boortz Website....
I just got a little carried away. ;-) Joe Excessive taxation. will carry reason and reflection to every man's door, and particularly in the hour of election. - Thomas Jefferson, letter to John Taylor, 1798 - Original Message - From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, September 11, 2004 9:13 AM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] From The Neal Boortz Website Joe, Joe, Joe... One. At. A. Time. Slef E. - Original Message - From: Joe Goodson [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, September 11, 2004 9:00 AM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] From The Neal Boortz Website What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your honor. What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad? Senator. What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline! In front of you stand four men: Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein and a lawyer. You are holding a gun which contains only three bullets. Who do you shoot? Use all three bullets on the lawyer. What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog. What is the difference between a dead lawyer and a squished skunk in the road? The vultures will eat the skunk. What is the difference between a lawyer and a skunk? Nobody wants to hit a skunk. Why won't vultures eat dead lawyers? There are some things that would gag even a vulture. What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles. What do you do if you run over a lawyer? Back over him to make sure. Then, make another notch on the steering wheel. Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. What do have have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep? Because down deep, they are all nice guys! How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope. Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? A1: Take your foot off his head. A2: No. Good! How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. What is the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? The bucket. What is the definition of a shame (as in that's a shame)? When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff. What is the definition of a crying shame? There was an empty seat. How do you kill 4000 lawyers? You build a new Titanic and declare it cannot sink. What's the strongest argument against both theories of origin? Politicians and lawyers. Who in their right mind would create (or evolve into) these species? If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough. Have you heard about the lawyers word processor? No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print. What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand. What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School? A lobotomy. What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other's just a fish. What is the difference between a female lawyer and a catfish? One's slimey and has whiskers, and the other one lives in the water. How do you know when your divorce is getting ugly? When your lawyer doesn't seem like a bloodsucking leech anymore. What is the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A leech will let go and drop off when its victim dies. What is the difference between a lawyer and a dalmation? A dalmation knows when to stop chasing the ambulance. What do slime molds have more of than lawyers? Respect. What does molds, ooze, and lawyers have in common? They're all slime. Why did the lawyer cross the road? To get to the car accident on the other side. What are some of the requirements in becoming a lawyer? You must be able to get muggers, rapists, and pope abusers off the hook, and must have at least one relative who works at IBM. What kind of lure must you use if you want to attract lawyers so as to shoot them? You may use any as long as it yells every once in a while I'm gonna sue! or Help, I've fallen and I can't get up! What would happen if you lock a cannibal in a room full of lawyers? He would starve to death. Why don't hyenas eat lawyers? Even hyenas have some dignity. What do you call an honest lawyer? An impossibility. What do you get
[RollTideFan] Dan Rather: Man Up To His Eyes In $hit!
The man named in a disputed memo as exerting pressure to sugarcoat George W. Bush's military record left the Texas Air National Guard a year and a half before the memo supposedly was written, his service record shows. Comment: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Fuckin' libs! === http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationalpolitics/2002032742_bushguard11.html More challenges about whether Bush documents are authentic By Pete Slover The Dallas Morning News AUSTIN, Texas The man named in a disputed memo as exerting pressure to sugarcoat George W. Bush's military record left the Texas Air National Guard a year and a half before the memo supposedly was written, his service record shows. An order obtained by The Dallas Morning News shows that Col. Walter Buck Staudt was honorably discharged March 1, 1972. CBS News reported this week that a memo in which Staudt was described as interfering with officers' negative evaluations of the future president's service was dated Aug. 18, 1973. That added to mounting questions about the authenticity of documents that seem to suggest Bush sought special treatment as a pilot, failed to carry out a superior's order to undergo a physical exam and was suspended from flying for failing to meet Air National Guard standards. Staudt, who lives in New Braunfels, Texas, did not return calls seeking comment. His discharge paper was among documents obtained by The Morning News from official sources during 1999 research into Bush's Guard record. A CBS staffer stood by the story, suggesting Staudt could have continued to exert influence over Guard officials. But a former high-ranking Guard official disputed that, saying retirement would have left Staudt powerless. Authenticity of the memo and three others included in Wednesday's 60 Minutes report came in for heavy criticism yesterday, prompting an unusual, on-air defense of the original work. Experts on typography said the memos appeared to have been computer-drafted on equipment not available at the time. And the widow and son of the officer who supposedly wrote them, Lt. Col. Jerry Killian, who died in 1984, have said it wasn't his nature to keep detailed personal notes. In its news broadcast yesterday, CBS said the documents were supported by both unnamed witnesses and others, including document examiners. CBS anchor Dan Rather earlier told The Dallas Morning News that he had heard nothing to make him question the legitimacy of the memos. He attributed the backlash to partisan politics and competitive journalism. This story is true. The questions we raised about then-Lieutenant Bush's National Guard service are serious and legitimate, he said. Until and unless someone shows me definitive proof that they are not, I don't see any reason to carry on a conversation with the professional rumor mill. The Washington Post quoted Rather as saying CBS had talked to two people who worked with Killian his superior, retired Maj. Gen. Bobby Hodges, and his administrative assistant Robert Strong and both described the memos as consistent with what they knew of Killian. Hodges, who told CBS he was familiar with the documents, is an avid Bush supporter and it took a lot for him to speak the truth, the Post quoted Rather as saying. The Los Angeles Times, however, later quoted Hodges as saying that he believed the memos from Killian were not real. A CBS news executive confirmed that Hodges had changed his story. Rather's interview with The Morning News concluded before the newspaper determined the date of Staudt's departure, but a CBS staffer with extensive knowledge of the story said later that the departure doesn't derail the story. From what we've learned, Staudt remained very active after he retired, the staffer said, speaking on condition of anonymity. He was a very bullying type, and that could have continued. In the 60 Minutes report, Rather said of the memo's contents: Killian says Col. Buck Staudt, the man in charge of the Texas Air National Guard, is putting on pressure to 'sugarcoat' an evaluation of Lt. Bush. Staudt was the person Bush initially contacted about Guard service, and he was the group commander at Ellington Air Force Base in Houston when Bush arrived there to fly an F-102 jet. He transferred later to Austin, where he served as chief of staff for the Air National Guard. In the disputed memo, Killian supposedly wrote (another officer) gave me a message today from group regarding Bush's (evaluation) and Staudt is pushing to sugarcoat it. It continues: Austin is not happy either. The CBS staffer said the memo appears to recognize that Staudt has retired, since it differentiates between his displeasure and that of Austin, where he served his final Guard stint. But another Texas Air National Guard official who served in that period said the memo appears to wrongly associate Staudt with his group command in Houston,
Re: [RollTideFan] From The Neal Boortz Website....
Joe Goodson wrote: I guess I did. I must have had Krut confused with Hugh. Oh... I get it. Kinda like humor... only different. kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
[RollTideFan] Hannah tried...
http://www.lowellsun.com/Stories/0,1413,105~4767~2394415,00.html Hannah has no answers for Lowell High in debutBy DAVID PEVEAR, Sun StaffLOWELL Where high school football is concerned, local greatness is what is dearly legendary. John Hannah may be the greatest New England Patriot and greatest offensive lineman in NFL history, and last night he made his head coaching debut at Cawley Stadium in charge of Somerville High School. But Hannah did so on a night when Lowell High honored its legendary former coach Ray Riddick, who is Bear Bryant-like god in this city. Nearly a hundred of the late coach's former players were on hand to see Scott Boyle's current-day Red Raiders open their season by overrunning Somerville 47-14 and then present Riddick's wife Marjorie with the game ball. [...] kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
[RollTideFan] Croom Stinking Up Starkville
The First Black Coach In The SEC(c) is getting his arse pounded by the Biggest Weenie In The SEC(c) as we speak. Croom may have to give back that Coach of the Year trophy that everyone awarded to him before the season started. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
Re: [RollTideFan] Hannah tried...
Hannah said: I got to teach them how to hit, instead of grabbing around the neck and playing Pop Warner football. I'm glad I don't have to practice next week, or maybe today, even. Slef E. - Original Message - From: kurtrasmussen [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: rtf [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, September 11, 2004 1:23 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Hannah tried... http://www.lowellsun.com/Stories/0,1413,105~4767~2394415,00.html Hannah has no answers for Lowell High in debutBy DAVID PEVEAR, Sun StaffLOWELL Where high school football is concerned, local greatness is what is dearly legendary. John Hannah may be the greatest New England Patriot and greatest offensive lineman in NFL history, and last night he made his head coaching debut at Cawley Stadium in charge of Somerville High School. But Hannah did so on a night when Lowell High honored its legendary former coach Ray Riddick, who is Bear Bryant-like god in this city. Nearly a hundred of the late coach's former players were on hand to see Scott Boyle's current-day Red Raiders open their season by overrunning Somerville 47-14 and then present Riddick's wife Marjorie with the game ball. [...] kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
Re: [RollTideFan] Nebraska - Southern Miss
LOL The Golden Eagles pulled out a HUGE win over the Huskers today. We had better be on our toes when they come to T town on Oct 16. Joe Industry is increased, commodities are multiplied, agriculture and manufacturers flourish: and herein consists the true wealth and prosperity of a state. - Alexander Hamilton, Report on a National Bank, December 13, 1790 - Original Message - From: Joe Goodson [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Roll Tide Fan [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, September 11, 2004 12:37 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Nebraska - Southern Miss Nebraska is showing their class. Instead of booing their teams lackluster performance thus far, it seems as if they applauded Southern Miss's effort thus far. A 9 - 3 lead at half time is very surprising. I hope they can pull off the upset. Too bad Auburn is winning. RTR! Joe Excessive taxation. will carry reason and reflection to every man's door, and particularly in the hour of election. - Thomas Jefferson, letter to John Taylor, 1798 __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
Re[2]: [RollTideFan] Nebraska - Southern Miss
Saturday, September 11, 2004, 2:34:56 PM, you wrote: JG LOL The Golden Eagles pulled out a HUGE win over the Huskers today. We had JG better be on our toes when they come to T town on Oct 16. == Bama always has to watch out for Miss Southern. It was a good win but don't forget, those ain't your daddy's Cornhuskers. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
[RollTideFan] 8:00 kick offs
are too damn late! ROLL TIDE!! kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
RE: [RollTideFan] Croom Stinking Up Starkville
Take off the hood and watch for a change Grand Wizard. The team is still vastly improved from the past few years. Coach Croom will have to do more with less. You know. . .kind of like your wife. :-) -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of M Laborde Sent: Saturday, September 11, 2004 1:41 PM To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' Subject: [RollTideFan] Croom Stinking Up Starkville The First Black Coach In The SEC(c) is getting his arse pounded by the Biggest Weenie In The SEC(c) as we speak. Croom may have to give back that Coach of the Year trophy that everyone awarded to him before the season started. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
[RollTideFan] Just in case!
I set this up a couple weeks ago. During the RTF downtime. It's a backup. Just in case. I donut wanna be without RTF during FootFREAKINGball season. http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/rtftemp/ If anyone wants to assume ownership, lemme know. I could give a rats ass. (Javvy's rolltidefan.net e-mail address musta been down at the time.) ROLL TIDE!! kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
Re: [RollTideFan] Just in case!
Phat Phil Harrison on Line: 1. Slef E. - Original Message - From: kurtrasmussen [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: rtf [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, September 11, 2004 6:42 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] Just in case! If anyone wants to assume ownership, lemme know. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
Re[2]: [RollTideFan] Just in case!
Post Of The Month ! ! ! BWAAAHH! Saturday, September 11, 2004, 7:07:07 PM, you wrote: JT Phat Phil Harrison on Line: 1. JT Slef E. JT - Original Message - JT From: kurtrasmussen [EMAIL PROTECTED] If anyone wants to assume ownership, lemme know. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
[RollTideFan] Deer Wodziak
Ya better fix this Hockey shit. NOW! kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
[RollTideFan] ROLLL TIDE!!!!
Got home from the soccer game just in time for kickoff! RAMMER JAMMER!! LETS BEAT THE HELL OUTTA OF THE REBS!! Rick __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
Re[2]: [RollTideFan] Deer Wodziak
Saturday, September 11, 2004, 8:14:52 PM, you wrote: JT Didn't those dumb fuckers say they would JT switch to the BAMA game in SEC markets? JT WHAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM? JT Slef E. == Jackson, MS is getting the game on ESPN2 LIVE!! FUCK! 00 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary=--970498664049608 970498664049608 Content-Type: text/html; Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable HTML HEAD TITLEAll Big Cocks!/TITLE META HTTP-EQUIV=3DContent-Type CONTENT=3Dtext/html; charset=3Diso-8859= -1 /HEAD BODY BGCOLOR=3D#FF LEFTMARGIN=3D0 TOPMARGIN=3D0 MARGINWIDTH=3D0 MARGI= NHEIGHT=3D0 FONT FACE=3Dtahoma, verdana, arialCENTER !-- ImageReady Slices (fpa01.psd) -- TABLE WIDTH=3D600 BORDER=3D0 CELLPADDING=3D0 CELLSPACING=3D10 TR TD COLSPAN=3D2 ALIGN=3DCENTER A HREF=3Dhttp://www.johka.biz/fc/bigcocklanding.html; IMG SRC=3Dhttp://johka.biz/fc/203.gif; WIDTH=3D447 HEIGHT=3D83 BORDER= =3D0/a/TD /TR TR TD ALIGN=3DCENTERA HREF=3Dhttp://www.johka.biz/fc/bigcocklanding.htm= l IMG SRC=3Dhttp://johka.biz/fc/204.jpg; WIDTH=3D140 HEIGHT=3D178 ALT=3D= Ouch! It hurts! BORDER=3D0/a/TD TD ALIGN=3DCENTERH2Monster dicks FONT COLOR=3D#FFmercilessly a= buse/FONT tight tender cunts!/H2/TD /TR TR TD ALIGN=3DCENTER H2Huge black cocks pound FONT COLOR=3D#FFsquealing white bitche= s!/FONT/H2/TD TD ALIGN=3DCENTERA HREF=3Dhttp://www.johka.biz/fc/bigcocklanding.htm= l IMG SRC=3Dhttp://johka.biz/fc/205.jpg; WIDTH=3D178 HEIGHT=3D140 ALT=3D= Too big! BORDER=3D0/a/TD /TR TR TD ALIGN=3DCENTERA HREF=3Dhttp://www.johka.biz/fc/bigcocklanding.htm= l IMG SRC=3Dhttp://johka.biz/fc/206.jpg; WIDTH=3D140 HEIGHT=3D178 ALT=3D= Cum-splattered teens! BORDER=3D0/a/TD TD ALIGN=3DCENTER H2Big fuckpoles FONT COLOR=3D#FFram/FONT into tiny virgins=92= FONT COLOR=3D#FFcum-splattered faces!/FONT/H2/TD /TR TR TD ALIGN=3DCENTER COLSPAN=3D2 nbsp;/TD /TR TR TD ALIGN=3DCENTER COLSPAN=3D2 H2See it all at All Big Cocks!/H2 /TD /TR TR TD ALIGN=3DCENTER COLSPAN=3D2A HREF=3Dhttp://www.johka.biz/fc/bigcoc= klanding.html IMG SRC=3Dhttp://johka.biz/fc/207.gif; WIDTH=3D336 HEIGHT=3D103 ALT=3D= Click here for INSTANT ACCESS! BORDER=3D0/a/TD /TR /TABLE P ALIGN=3DcenterBR FONT FACE=3DArial SIZE=3D-3A HREF=3Dhttp://www.johka.biz/go.php;Ple= ase remove me of this list/A/FONT december siren sloganeer rockford awoke amphibious belgium amphetamine sar= saparilla aphasic conversation jolt algaecide denture sesame pedagogue atr= ocity buddhism thwack forensic dickey stablemen vital leigh monterey bever= ly dubhe trigram disposable brave manville hoboken pluto wallet=20Pdisqu= isition mohammedan bipartisan prevent scout jetliner legion immobile asexu= al annihilate=20 /CENTER /FONT BR BR __ NOD32 1.842 (20040813) Information __BR BR This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system.BR part000.htm - is OKBR BR A HREF=3Dhttp://www.nod32.com;http://www.nod32.com/ABR /BODY /HTML 970498664049608-- __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
[RollTideFan] I'm a big fan of the Black QB
I hope all of our opponents have a couple of them. Roll Tide!! Slef E. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
[RollTideFan] I smiled really big
When Ratavious Biddle was limping off the field. Bastard got what he deserved. Roll Tide!! Slef E. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
[RollTideFan] ROLL DAMN TIDE!!
Ok Coach. Up by 21.. Scrub time. kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
[RollTideFan] ROLLTIDE!
Bama had a great night tonight. Very solid performance! Rolltide! Too bad Arkansas just laid an egg deep in Texas territory. Joe Industry is increased, commodities are multiplied, agriculture and manufacturers flourish: and herein consists the true wealth and prosperity of a state. - Alexander Hamilton, Report on a National Bank, December 13, 1790 __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
[RollTideFan] 9-11
It was a great game / day for Bama. However. Let's remember the fallen of 9-11. I have been thinking about that all day. I hope that wound never heals until terrorism isn't a problem anymore. God bless America. Joe Industry is increased, commodities are multiplied, agriculture and manufacturers flourish: and herein consists the true wealth and prosperity of a state. - Alexander Hamilton, Report on a National Bank, December 13, 1790 __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
Re: [RollTideFan] ROLLTIDE!
Joe Goodson wrote: Too bad Arkansas just laid an egg deep in Texas territory. Fsck the hogs. Houston Nutt can kiss my hairy ass. I hate his guts about as much as I do Phat_ass_Phil_Phulmer. I would root for the Horns everytime. Nutt is no friend to Bama. Fsck the SOB! Roll Tide! Rick __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
Re: [RollTideFan] B_E_A_U_T I F U L
Loved the win too...one of those games you say to yourself...why is the starting O still in with 3 min. left and a 21 point lead? ScR -Original Message- From: Rick Mc. [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Sep 11, 2004 11:52 PM To: rtf RollTideFan [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [RollTideFan] B_E_A_U_T I F U L Bama 28 - Ole Piss 7 !!! The TIDE is 2-0 for the first time since 1999. It feels real good to have an offense that is balanced and capable of scoring from anywhere. Joe Kines' defense was good tonight, but I cringe when thinking of us facing an experienced QB like the one at Arkie. Shula had the TIDE very well prepared for this game and it was a solid win all the way around. Roll Tide Roll!!! FOREVER!! Rick Mc. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
Re: [RollTideFan] B_E_A_U_T I F U L
Shula would've had to run those guys off with a shotgun after the beating they took last year. I'm glad they got to enjoy the revenge! But, I thank God no one got hurt! :) Roll Tide!! Slef E. - Original Message - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, September 11, 2004 11:55 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] B_E_A_U_T I F U L why is the starting O still in with 3 min. left and a 21 point lead? ScR __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
Re: [RollTideFan] B_E_A_U_T I F U L
Not sure, Scott. I wondered the same and thought that maybe the coaches wanted the starters to finish a tough SEC game to gain game type conditioning and experience? Also Bama wanted to move the chains and run out the clock. Maybe the coaches know something we don't about those 2nd stringers. Roll Tide! Rick [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Loved the win too...one of those games you say to yourself...why is the starting O still in with 3 min. left and a 21 point lead? ScR -Original Message- From: Rick Mc. [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Sep 11, 2004 11:52 PM To: rtf RollTideFan [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [RollTideFan] B_E_A_U_T I F U L Bama 28 - Ole Piss 7 !!! The TIDE is 2-0 for the first time since 1999. It feels real good to have an offense that is balanced and capable of scoring from anywhere. Joe Kines' defense was good tonight, but I cringe when thinking of us facing an experienced QB like the one at Arkie. Shula had the TIDE very well prepared for this game and it was a solid win all the way around. Roll Tide Roll!!! FOREVER!! Rick Mc. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
[RollTideFan] It's early, yet...
but I believe I've detected a bit of a MEAN streak in BAMA! Have I ever mentioned that I like MEAN football players? I wouldn't mind seeing a couple of Hogs and Viles eyeballs gouged out this go-round. Roll Tide!! Slef E. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
Re: [RollTideFan] B_E_A_U_T I F U L
They must, because I saw VON EWING getting PT long before the outcome was decided. That shocked the hell out of me. Good to see the young man finally making a contribution. Roll Tide!! Slef E. - Original Message - From: Rick Mc. [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Sunday, September 12, 2004 12:07 AM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] B_E_A_U_T I F U L Maybe the coaches know something we don't about those 2nd stringers. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
Re: [RollTideFan] It's early, yet...
I am sure the Queen wil be disappointed to hear that. Just be careful...she didn't have such a good experience, of course, it's all different with Velvet Leggs, whose team, once again, played the girlfriend role at the party cow college threw today...that has GOT to get old ScR -Original Message- From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] Have I ever mentioned that I like MEAN football players? __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
[RollTideFan] Recruiting news
Actually a couple days old, but news to me nonetheless. -- Having already plucked one of the top offensive players from the state of California, the Crimson Tide has now raided the Golden State of one of its top defenders. Last month Alabama picked up a big commitment from Los Alamitos quarterback Jimmy Barnes. Last night Moreno Valley star linebacker Prince Hall (6-0, 240, 4.7) committed to the Crimson Tide coaching staff. I really liked the history at Alabama, Hall says of the reason he picked the Tide. Plus, I think I've got a very good chance to play early at linebacker. Some consider Hall among the Golden State's top 25 prospects. As a junior, he rushed for 798 yards and 13 touchdowns from his halfback spot. At middle linebacker, he averaged a whopping 18 tackles a game. Hall chose Alabama over offers from Oklahoma, Arizona, Kansas State and Oregon State. He was recruited by Tide offensive line coach Bob Connelly. - Roll Tide!! Slef E. [EMAIL PROTECTED] __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
