On Sat, 29 May 2021 at 21:39, cnu pne wrote:
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> *HOW ENGLISH AND ENGLISHMEN MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER*
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> *Enjoy the Fun & the Pun.*
>
> *Q: Can February March?*
> *A: No. But April May!*
>
> *Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?*
> *A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!*
>
> *Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?*
> *A: I better not tell you, it might spread!*
>
> *Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?*
> *A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?*
>
> *Q: Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?*
> *A: Kid: The lunch bell!*
>
> *Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?*
> *A: You’re pointless!*
>
> *Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?*
> *A: Transparents!*
>
> *Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?*
> *A: A Barbercue!*
>
> *Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal*
> *A: A cereal killer!*
>
> *Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?*
> *A: Urgent Tina!*
>
> *Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?*
> *A: A heavy discussion!*
>
> *Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?*
> *A: Nostalgia!*
>
> *Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?*
> *A: Thunderwear!*
>
> *Q: What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?*
> *A: Trouble!*
>
> *Q: Where do boats go to when they get sick?*
> *A: The dock!*
>
> *Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?*
> *A: A Mer-Maid!*
>
> *Q: Why can't a leopard hide?*
> *A: Because he's always spotted!*
>
> *Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?*
> *A: Because then it would be a foot!*
>
> *Q: Why did the barber win the race?*
> *A: Because he took a short cut!*
>
> *Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?*
> *A: He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!*
>
> *Q: Why did the tomato turn red?*
> *A: It saw the salad dressing!*
>
> *Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?*
> *A: To get a root canal!*
>
> *Q: Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?*
> *A: Because they're all in High School!*
>
> *Q: Why was the maths book sad?*
> *A: Because it had too many problems!*
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