Re: [UC] attempted mugging on 4600 Hazel Ave Legal Action

[Samuel Nicolary]

What I'd like to see is Pete go up against Liz for 15 rounds - no baseball
bats allowed.  May the better UCer win.

--
Sam Nicolary

On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

>
> In a message dated 11/11/2004 4:47:04 PM Eastern Standard Time,
> [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
>
> I think  you may have deserved the beating your received for acting so
> aggressively to  these young boys. I am sure their response was not intended 
> to be
> vicious, but  instead was an appropriate act of self-defense.  The part about
> beating  you unconscious, although obviously a bit over the top, is a merely 
> an
>  indication of the fear your actions aroused in these boys.  You should be
> ashamed of yourself.
>
>
>
> So, on behalf of the young men, you would like to bring a civil action
> against Pete for having victimized them, and causing them to deal with  a 
> lifetime
> of pain due to post traumatic stress, thereby precluding them from  engaging
> in high income professional careers?
>
> Ciao,
>
> Craig
>

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Re: [UC] attempted mugging on 4600 Hazel Ave Legal Action

[Craigsolve]

In a message dated 11/11/2004 4:47:04 PM Eastern Standard Time, 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
I think 
  you may have deserved the beating your received for acting so aggressively to 
  these young boys. I am sure their response was not intended to be vicious, but 
  instead was an appropriate act of self-defense.  The part about beating 
  you unconscious, although obviously a bit over the top, is a merely an 
  indication of the fear your actions aroused in these boys.  You should be 
  ashamed of yourself.

So, on behalf of the young men, you would like to bring a civil action 
against Pete for having victimized them, and causing them to deal with 
a lifetime of pain due to post traumatic stress, thereby precluding them from 
engaging in high income professional careers?
 
Ciao,
 
Craig

Re: [UC] attempted mugging on 4600 Hazel Ave Fight Back?

[Craigsolve]

This is serious and this is funny. There is more to fighting than fighting. 
It touches the concept of being a warrior. It is a special awareness/skill, like 
being a gifted athlete or chess player.  A knowing when to step up or to be 
modest. While certain skills can be taught, much is intuitive.
 
But regarding your original post:
 
In a message dated 11/11/2004 9:17:21 AM Eastern Standard Time, 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Ithaca 
  NY,
Isn't that a left leaning liberal Dem state?
and 
  spend my time drawing comics
Obviously super-hero scenes 
town 
  full of Phish fans
A towering power of rock, making their mark on a century of pop/rock 
music
... I 
  got mugged.  A couple
Do you mean two (2) ?
of high 
  school kids jumped my friends and I.
How fast did you assess the odds - numbers and size?
I 
  figured being a badass 
Are you an artist or a thug? They are not common crossover traits.
from a 
  real city that I could intimidate my attacker.
A skill that takes practice.
  I 
  pushed him in the chest and almost knocked him down, and yelled 
  "[EMAIL PROTECTED]"  
Right and wrong. Put him down fast and make sure he can't get up. Don't let 
him suck you into a ground game. Most kids, as you described them, will back 
off, when you put down the aggressor.
He beat 
  me unconscious with a baseball bat.  I don't remember much of 
  the beating
Not to sound flip, but how did you miss this significant weaponry, while 
performing your immediate action assessment.
 
Fighting is like practicing medicine. It is science, knowledge, skill, and 
art. Without the appropriate proportions, the outcome can be grim.
 
So, do you believe someone or something has a plan for your 
life?Ciao,
 
Craig
 
 

RE: [UC] Dear Adeline

[Turner,Kathleen]

Title: Message



Maybe 
it was a moss-covered, three-handled, family gredunza.
 
Kathleen

  
  -Original Message-From: 
  [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On 
  Behalf Of Pete CoyleSent: Thursday, November 11, 2004 4:14 
  PMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: Re: [UC] Dear 
  Adeline
  "FINALLY, the old bathtub has about sixteen legs, a layer of thick green 
  moss all over it, and big scary hairs growing out of the bunghole." 
  This was the line that had me laughing out loud. 
  :Pete 
  On Thursday, November 11, 2004, at 03:47 PM, Mario Giorno wrote: 
  
  
Ross, 
 
    My day was just shitty until I read Dear Adeline. 
Thanks for putting a smile on my face! 
 
Mario   :-P 
-Original Message- 
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2004 3:10 PM 
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Subject: [UC] Dear Adeline 
Dear Adeline: 
 
I've just moved into my DARLING charming and elegant old fixer-upper in 
UC Village (of course it's in the Catchment Basin for the new Judy Rodin 
School of Disembodied Poetics) and it is simply GORGEOUS! Only one problemo 
-- the kitchen and bathroom floors simply WON'T DO!! I mean, they've got 
those stinky white vinyl blocks and crappy tiny tiles -- you know the 
kind that I mean? So like positively RETRO! I mean, we're talking SO twenty 
seconds ago, know what I mean? What do YOU advise? 
 
Also, while we were moving in my boyfriend got mugged RIGHT ON THE 
FRONT STEPS!! I mean, I thought this was a nice SAFE neighborhood!! Of 
course I got a description of the PERP and I cellphoned it to Mommy RIGHT 
AWAY! The guy was of course a big scary black fellow, about 6 feet 9 
inches tall, really dark complexion, thick lips, scars all over his body, 
wearing this creepy gray hoody kinda thing. OH, and I jotted down a 
DISTINGUISHING MARK -- he had these big white buck teeth and in the middle 
of the left front incisor he had this HOLE chiseled out in the shape of a 
HEART! And he kinda lisped. And he said his name was Frank. So hopefully the 
police can put away this evildoer PRETTY SOON. I hope! Or we might have to 
consider moving back to Narberth. I mean, jeez, our real estate agent told 
us this was a SAFE neighborhood. 
 
FINALLY, the old bathtub has about sixteen legs, a layer of thick green 
moss all over it, and big scary hairs growing out of the bunghole. OF COURSE 
the first thing I thought was like this has SO got to be replaced, but then 
my boyfriend was flipping through the recent issue of Urban Homes and 
Gardens and he saw where these Yuppies in Detroit had their old 16-legger 
refinished and they redid the whole bathroom in sort of New Age/Art Deco 
style and won the Suburban Plastic Cheese award, so can you give me any 
advice? 
 
ALSO, my hind end is getting sorta saggy, I mean I AM almost 30 years 
old now, so I was wondering is there a good Nip 'n Tuck place in the Hood? 
Of course I make an annual trip to Singapore for you know like augmentations 
and such, but for say a monthly toneup I'd like to use some local craftsman. 

 
Do you know any good pizza places that deliver? And where we can get 
the Beemer serviced? And speaking of servicing, can you tell me (just 
between us girls) where el boyfriendo can get a nice BLOW JOB? I 
mean, you know how men are these days, and I really find that kind of stuff 
kinda DISTASTEFUL, know what I mean? Plus Arthur always wants me to swallow, 
and I'm like YECCH, gag me with a spoon. So I was reading in COSMO that 
nowadays young wives are like "OUTSOURCING" these unpleasant domestic duties 
and I figured in a hip and trendy neighborhood like UC Village there MUST be 
a service. 
 
Guess that's about all I can think of right now. At any rate, I'm 
trying to think and nothing happens. Thanks for all the inside TIPS! Luvya. 
Ciao, babe. 
 
 
  
Ross Bender 
http://rossbender.org 
  
  
  
 
  

[UC] Insulation Continued

[Dan Myers]

Of the people who gave me names on this listserv, I called many, some still 
haven't returned calls- which I find a big fault for many contractors.

I was just wondering for those who have done insulation work, what were the 
costs? As I have no clue if it's expensive or not, I got an estimate for my 
whole attic (floor uplifted and returned) plus a small amount of work in a 
bay window for about $1600. To me that's a little high, but I really have no 
clue if it is. My attic is 18' by 50'. (approx. $1.80 per square foot) 
Hmmm...

Also, if anybody has every dealt with a company by the name of Leah 
Construction. The owner, Steve- he has a slight stutter, came out today. He 
was really fast, gave an estimate on the spot, and is able to start tomorrow 
or Saturday. I'm a little suspicious (someone that availble), but he said he 
has many crews that work for him. Any suggestions, cost estimates or ideas 
are helpful. Thank you in advance.

Dan Myers
215.901.0899
Certified Massage Practitioner 


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RE: [UC] Dear Adeline

[Dubin, Elisabeth]

No way, the best part was the Suburban Plastic Cheese.  That's the 
part that made Bender laugh out loud when he wrote it, and then he looked 
sheepishly around to see if anyone caught him laughing at his own 
funny.
 
 ELISABETH 
DUBINHillier 
ARCHITECTUREOne 
South Penn Square, Philadelphia, PA 19107-3502 | T 215 636- | F 215 636-9989 
| hillier.com 
 


From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Pete 
CoyleSent: Thursday, November 11, 2004 4:14 PMTo: 
[EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: Re: [UC] Dear 
Adeline

"FINALLY, the old bathtub has about sixteen legs, a layer of thick green moss 
all over it, and big scary hairs growing out of the bunghole." 
This was the line that had me laughing out loud. 
:Pete 
On Thursday, November 11, 2004, at 03:47 PM, Mario Giorno wrote: 
Ross, 
 
    My day was just shitty until I read Dear Adeline. Thanks 
for putting a smile on my face! 
 
Mario   :-P 
-Original Message- 
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2004 3:10 PM 
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Subject: [UC] Dear Adeline 
Dear Adeline: 
 
I've just moved into my DARLING charming and elegant old fixer-upper in UC 
Village (of course it's in the Catchment Basin for the new Judy Rodin School of 
Disembodied Poetics) and it is simply GORGEOUS! Only one problemo -- the kitchen 
and bathroom floors simply WON'T DO!! I mean, they've got those 
stinky white vinyl blocks and crappy tiny tiles -- you know the kind that I 
mean? So like positively RETRO! I mean, we're talking SO twenty seconds ago, 
know what I mean? What do YOU advise? 
 
Also, while we were moving in my boyfriend got mugged RIGHT ON THE FRONT 
STEPS!! I mean, I thought this was a nice SAFE neighborhood!! Of course I got a 
description of the PERP and I cellphoned it to Mommy RIGHT AWAY! The guy was of 
course a big scary black fellow, about 6 feet 9 inches tall, really dark 
complexion, thick lips, scars all over his body, wearing this creepy gray hoody 
kinda thing. OH, and I jotted down a DISTINGUISHING MARK -- he had these big 
white buck teeth and in the middle of the left front incisor he had this HOLE 
chiseled out in the shape of a HEART! And he kinda lisped. And he said his name 
was Frank. So hopefully the police can put away this evildoer PRETTY SOON. I 
hope! Or we might have to consider moving back to Narberth. I mean, jeez, our 
real estate agent told us this was a SAFE neighborhood. 
 
FINALLY, the old bathtub has about sixteen legs, a layer of thick green moss 
all over it, and big scary hairs growing out of the bunghole. OF COURSE the 
first thing I thought was like this has SO got to be replaced, but then my 
boyfriend was flipping through the recent issue of Urban Homes and Gardens and 
he saw where these Yuppies in Detroit had their old 16-legger refinished and 
they redid the whole bathroom in sort of New Age/Art Deco style and won the 
Suburban Plastic Cheese award, so can you give me any advice? 
 
ALSO, my hind end is getting sorta saggy, I mean I AM almost 30 years old 
now, so I was wondering is there a good Nip 'n Tuck place in the Hood? Of course 
I make an annual trip to Singapore for you know like augmentations and such, but 
for say a monthly toneup I'd like to use some local craftsman. 
 
Do you know any good pizza places that deliver? And where we can get the 
Beemer serviced? And speaking of servicing, can you tell me (just between us 
girls) where el boyfriendo can get a nice BLOW JOB? I mean, you know 
how men are these days, and I really find that kind of stuff kinda DISTASTEFUL, 
know what I mean? Plus Arthur always wants me to swallow, and I'm like YECCH, 
gag me with a spoon. So I was reading in COSMO that nowadays young wives are 
like "OUTSOURCING" these unpleasant domestic duties and I figured in a hip and 
trendy neighborhood like UC Village there MUST be a service. 
 
Guess that's about all I can think of right now. At any rate, I'm trying to 
think and nothing happens. Thanks for all the inside TIPS! Luvya. Ciao, babe. 

 
 
Ross Bender 
http://rossbender.org 

 

Re: [UC] Dear Adeline

[Pete Coyle]

"FINALLY, the old bathtub has about sixteen legs, a layer of thick green moss all over it, and big scary hairs growing out of the bunghole."

This was the line that had me laughing out loud.

:Pete


On Thursday, November 11, 2004, at 03:47 PM, Mario Giorno wrote:

Ross,
 
    My day was just shitty until I read Dear Adeline. Thanks for putting a smile on my face!
 
Mario   :-P


-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2004 3:10 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [UC] Dear Adeline

Dear Adeline:
 
I've just moved into my DARLING charming and elegant old fixer-upper in UC Village (of course it's in the Catchment Basin for the new Judy Rodin School of Disembodied Poetics) and it is simply GORGEOUS! Only one problemo -- the kitchen and bathroom floors simply WON'T DO!! I mean, they've got those stinky white vinyl blocks and crappy tiny tiles -- you know the kind that I mean? So like positively RETRO! I mean, we're talking SO twenty seconds ago, know what I mean? What do YOU advise?
 
Also, while we were moving in my boyfriend got mugged RIGHT ON THE FRONT STEPS!! I mean, I thought this was a nice SAFE neighborhood!! Of course I got a description of the PERP and I cellphoned it to Mommy RIGHT AWAY! The guy was of course a big scary black fellow, about 6 feet 9 inches tall, really dark complexion, thick lips, scars all over his body, wearing this creepy gray hoody kinda thing. OH, and I jotted down a DISTINGUISHING MARK -- he had these big white buck teeth and in the middle of the left front incisor he had this HOLE chiseled out in the shape of a HEART! And he kinda lisped. And he said his name was Frank. So hopefully the police can put away this evildoer PRETTY SOON. I hope! Or we might have to consider moving back to Narberth. I mean, jeez, our real estate agent told us this was a SAFE neighborhood.
 
FINALLY, the old bathtub has about sixteen legs, a layer of thick green moss all over it, and big scary hairs growing out of the bunghole. OF COURSE the first thing I thought was like this has SO got to be replaced, but then my boyfriend was flipping through the recent issue of Urban Homes and Gardens and he saw where these Yuppies in Detroit had their old 16-legger refinished and they redid the whole bathroom in sort of New Age/Art Deco style and won the Suburban Plastic Cheese award, so can you give me any advice?
 
ALSO, my hind end is getting sorta saggy, I mean I AM almost 30 years old now, so I was wondering is there a good Nip 'n Tuck place in the Hood? Of course I make an annual trip to Singapore for you know like augmentations and such, but for say a monthly toneup I'd like to use some local craftsman.
 
Do you know any good pizza places that deliver? And where we can get the Beemer serviced? And speaking of servicing, can you tell me (just between us girls) where el boyfriendo can get a nice BLOW JOB? I mean, you know how men are these days, and I really find that kind of stuff kinda DISTASTEFUL, know what I mean? Plus Arthur always wants me to swallow, and I'm like YECCH, gag me with a spoon. So I was reading in COSMO that nowadays young wives are like "OUTSOURCING" these unpleasant domestic duties and I figured in a hip and trendy neighborhood like UC Village there MUST be a service.
 
Guess that's about all I can think of right now. At any rate, I'm trying to think and nothing happens. Thanks for all the inside TIPS! Luvya. Ciao, babe.
 
 
Ross Bender
http://rossbender.org
 

RE: [UC] Dear Adeline

[Mario Giorno]

Title: Message



Ross,
 
    My day was just shitty 
until I read Dear Adeline. Thanks for putting a smile on my face!
 
Mario   :-P

  
  -Original Message-From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2004 
  3:10 PMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: [UC] Dear 
  Adeline
  Dear Adeline:
   
  I've just moved into my DARLING charming and elegant old fixer-upper in 
  UC Village (of course it's in the Catchment Basin for the new Judy Rodin 
  School of Disembodied Poetics) and it is simply GORGEOUS! Only one problemo -- 
  the kitchen and bathroom floors simply WON'T DO!! I mean, they've got those 
  stinky white vinyl blocks and crappy tiny tiles -- you know the kind that 
  I mean? So like positively RETRO! I mean, we're talking SO twenty seconds ago, 
  know what I mean? What do YOU advise?
   
  Also, while we were moving in my boyfriend got mugged RIGHT ON THE FRONT 
  STEPS!! I mean, I thought this was a nice SAFE neighborhood!! Of course I got 
  a description of the PERP and I cellphoned it to Mommy RIGHT AWAY! The guy was 
  of course a big scary black fellow, about 6 feet 9 inches tall, really 
  dark complexion, thick lips, scars all over his body, wearing this creepy gray 
  hoody kinda thing. OH, and I jotted down a DISTINGUISHING MARK -- he had these 
  big white buck teeth and in the middle of the left front incisor he had this 
  HOLE chiseled out in the shape of a HEART! And he kinda lisped. And he said 
  his name was Frank. So hopefully the police can put away this evildoer PRETTY 
  SOON. I hope! Or we might have to consider moving back to Narberth. I mean, 
  jeez, our real estate agent told us this was a SAFE neighborhood.
   
  FINALLY, the old bathtub has about sixteen legs, a layer of thick green 
  moss all over it, and big scary hairs growing out of the bunghole. OF COURSE 
  the first thing I thought was like this has SO got to be replaced, but then my 
  boyfriend was flipping through the recent issue of Urban Homes and Gardens and 
  he saw where these Yuppies in Detroit had their old 16-legger refinished and 
  they redid the whole bathroom in sort of New Age/Art Deco style and won the 
  Suburban Plastic Cheese award, so can you give me any advice?
   
  ALSO, my hind end is getting sorta saggy, I mean I AM almost 30 years old 
  now, so I was wondering is there a good Nip 'n Tuck place in the Hood? Of 
  course I make an annual trip to Singapore for you know like augmentations and 
  such, but for say a monthly toneup I'd like to use some local craftsman.
   
  Do you know any good pizza places that deliver? And where we can get the 
  Beemer serviced? And speaking of servicing, can you tell me (just between us 
  girls) where el boyfriendo can get a nice BLOW JOB? I mean, you know 
  how men are these days, and I really find that kind of stuff kinda 
  DISTASTEFUL, know what I mean? Plus Arthur always wants me to swallow, and I'm 
  like YECCH, gag me with a spoon. So I was reading in COSMO that nowadays young 
  wives are like "OUTSOURCING" these unpleasant domestic duties and I figured in 
  a hip and trendy neighborhood like UC Village there MUST be a service.
   
  Guess that's about all I can think of right now. At any rate, I'm trying 
  to think and nothing happens. Thanks for all the inside TIPS! Luvya. Ciao, 
  babe.
   
   
  
  Ross 
  Benderhttp://rossbender.org
   

RE: [UC] Dear Adeline

[Mario Giorno]

Title: Message



Y'All,
 
    On a peripheral not I'm 
taking on some side work doing some "OUTSOURCED" male domestic duties. Ladies of 
UC, you can contact me at 1-888-MR-RIGHT. I'm in with the hip and trendy 
connubial outsourcing market.
 
 
Mario "The Ladies Home Companion" 
Giorno  
"Roaarr

  
  -Original Message-From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2004 
  3:10 PMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: [UC] Dear 
  Adeline
  Dear Adeline:
   
  I've just moved into my DARLING charming and elegant old fixer-upper in 
  UC Village (of course it's in the Catchment Basin for the new Judy Rodin 
  School of Disembodied Poetics) and it is simply GORGEOUS! Only one problemo -- 
  the kitchen and bathroom floors simply WON'T DO!! I mean, they've got those 
  stinky white vinyl blocks and crappy tiny tiles -- you know the kind that 
  I mean? So like positively RETRO! I mean, we're talking SO twenty seconds ago, 
  know what I mean? What do YOU advise?
   
  Also, while we were moving in my boyfriend got mugged RIGHT ON THE FRONT 
  STEPS!! I mean, I thought this was a nice SAFE neighborhood!! Of course I got 
  a description of the PERP and I cellphoned it to Mommy RIGHT AWAY! The guy was 
  of course a big scary black fellow, about 6 feet 9 inches tall, really 
  dark complexion, thick lips, scars all over his body, wearing this creepy gray 
  hoody kinda thing. OH, and I jotted down a DISTINGUISHING MARK -- he had these 
  big white buck teeth and in the middle of the left front incisor he had this 
  HOLE chiseled out in the shape of a HEART! And he kinda lisped. And he said 
  his name was Frank. So hopefully the police can put away this evildoer PRETTY 
  SOON. I hope! Or we might have to consider moving back to Narberth. I mean, 
  jeez, our real estate agent told us this was a SAFE neighborhood.
   
  FINALLY, the old bathtub has about sixteen legs, a layer of thick green 
  moss all over it, and big scary hairs growing out of the bunghole. OF COURSE 
  the first thing I thought was like this has SO got to be replaced, but then my 
  boyfriend was flipping through the recent issue of Urban Homes and Gardens and 
  he saw where these Yuppies in Detroit had their old 16-legger refinished and 
  they redid the whole bathroom in sort of New Age/Art Deco style and won the 
  Suburban Plastic Cheese award, so can you give me any advice?
   
  ALSO, my hind end is getting sorta saggy, I mean I AM almost 30 years old 
  now, so I was wondering is there a good Nip 'n Tuck place in the Hood? Of 
  course I make an annual trip to Singapore for you know like augmentations and 
  such, but for say a monthly toneup I'd like to use some local craftsman.
   
  Do you know any good pizza places that deliver? And where we can get the 
  Beemer serviced? And speaking of servicing, can you tell me (just between us 
  girls) where el boyfriendo can get a nice BLOW JOB? I mean, you know 
  how men are these days, and I really find that kind of stuff kinda 
  DISTASTEFUL, know what I mean? Plus Arthur always wants me to swallow, and I'm 
  like YECCH, gag me with a spoon. So I was reading in COSMO that nowadays young 
  wives are like "OUTSOURCING" these unpleasant domestic duties and I figured in 
  a hip and trendy neighborhood like UC Village there MUST be a service.
   
  Guess that's about all I can think of right now. At any rate, I'm trying 
  to think and nothing happens. Thanks for all the inside TIPS! Luvya. Ciao, 
  babe.
   
   
  
  Ross 
  Benderhttp://rossbender.org
   

[UC] Dear Adeline

[Benseraglio2]

Dear Adeline:
 
I've just moved into my DARLING charming and elegant old fixer-upper in UC Village (of course it's in the Catchment Basin for the new Judy Rodin School of Disembodied Poetics) and it is simply GORGEOUS! Only one problemo -- the kitchen and bathroom floors simply WON'T DO!! I mean, they've got those stinky white vinyl blocks and crappy tiny tiles -- you know the kind that I mean? So like positively RETRO! I mean, we're talking SO twenty seconds ago, know what I mean? What do YOU advise?
 
Also, while we were moving in my boyfriend got mugged RIGHT ON THE FRONT STEPS!! I mean, I thought this was a nice SAFE neighborhood!! Of course I got a description of the PERP and I cellphoned it to Mommy RIGHT AWAY! The guy was of course a big scary black fellow, about 6 feet 9 inches tall, really dark complexion, thick lips, scars all over his body, wearing this creepy gray hoody kinda thing. OH, and I jotted down a DISTINGUISHING MARK -- he had these big white buck teeth and in the middle of the left front incisor he had this HOLE chiseled out in the shape of a HEART! And he kinda lisped. And he said his name was Frank. So hopefully the police can put away this evildoer PRETTY SOON. I hope! Or we might have to consider moving back to Narberth. I mean, jeez, our real estate agent told us this was a SAFE neighborhood.
 
FINALLY, the old bathtub has about sixteen legs, a layer of thick green moss all over it, and big scary hairs growing out of the bunghole. OF COURSE the first thing I thought was like this has SO got to be replaced, but then my boyfriend was flipping through the recent issue of Urban Homes and Gardens and he saw where these Yuppies in Detroit had their old 16-legger refinished and they redid the whole bathroom in sort of New Age/Art Deco style and won the Suburban Plastic Cheese award, so can you give me any advice?
 
ALSO, my hind end is getting sorta saggy, I mean I AM almost 30 years old now, so I was wondering is there a good Nip 'n Tuck place in the Hood? Of course I make an annual trip to Singapore for you know like augmentations and such, but for say a monthly toneup I'd like to use some local craftsman.
 
Do you know any good pizza places that deliver? And where we can get the Beemer serviced? And speaking of servicing, can you tell me (just between us girls) where el boyfriendo can get a nice BLOW JOB? I mean, you know how men are these days, and I really find that kind of stuff kinda DISTASTEFUL, know what I mean? Plus Arthur always wants me to swallow, and I'm like YECCH, gag me with a spoon. So I was reading in COSMO that nowadays young wives are like "OUTSOURCING" these unpleasant domestic duties and I figured in a hip and trendy neighborhood like UC Village there MUST be a service.
 
Guess that's about all I can think of right now. At any rate, I'm trying to think and nothing happens. Thanks for all the inside TIPS! Luvya. Ciao, babe.
 
 

Ross Benderhttp://rossbender.org
 

RE: [UC] attempted mugging on 4600 Hazel Ave

[Jonathan Cass]

Pete:

I agree with Sam on this one.  I think you may have deserved the beating your 
received for acting so aggressively to these young boys. I am sure their 
response was not intended to be vicious, but instead was an appropriate act of 
self-defense.  The part about beating you unconscious, although obviously a bit 
over the top, is a merely an indication of the fear your actions aroused in 
these boys.  You should be ashamed of yourself.

Jonathan A. Cass

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Samuel Nicolary
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2004 2:19 PM
To: Pete Coyle
Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: [UC] attempted mugging on 4600 Hazel Ave


There is more to being a badass than: 'I pushed him in the chest and
almost knocked him down, and yelled "[EMAIL PROTECTED]"'

Maybe that was your problem.  You gotta be able to take the licks as good
as you can give them - and/or vice versa.

Live free or die.

--
Sam Nicolary

On Thu, 11 Nov 2004, Pete Coyle wrote:

> I think the do not fight back advice is some of the best advice ever given on
> this list.  I've put myself in many a dodgy situation in my youth.  I've been
> in dangerous parts of Philly, NYC, Miami.  Often drunk, or more.  One time I
> decided to escape the city, and spent a summer living in Ithaca NY, and spend
> my time drawing comics/swimming in gorges.  Around 7pm, on a tuesday, in a
> town full of Phish fans... I got mugged.  A couple of high school kids jumped
> my friends and I.  I figured being a badass from a real city that I could
> intimidate my attacker.  I pushed him in the chest and almost knocked him
> down, and yelled "[EMAIL PROTECTED]"  He beat me unconscious with a baseball 
> bat.
> I don't remember much of the beating, but apparently it was pretty brutal.  It
> took me months to recover.
>
> Stories where people intimidate thieves are very inspiring, but dont take the
> chance.
>
> People who use weapons on other people suck.
>
> Pete
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Re: [UC] attempted mugging on 4600 Hazel Ave

[Pete Coyle]

Never take a fist, to baseball bat fight.
:Pete
On Thursday, November 11, 2004, at 02:18 PM, Samuel Nicolary wrote:
There is more to being a badass than: 'I pushed him in the chest and
almost knocked him down, and yelled "[EMAIL PROTECTED]"'
Maybe that was your problem.  You gotta be able to take the licks as 
good
as you can give them - and/or vice versa.

Live free or die.
--
Sam Nicolary
On Thu, 11 Nov 2004, Pete Coyle wrote:
I think the do not fight back advice is some of the best advice ever 
given on
this list.  I've put myself in many a dodgy situation in my youth.  
I've been
in dangerous parts of Philly, NYC, Miami.  Often drunk, or more.  One 
time I
decided to escape the city, and spent a summer living in Ithaca NY, 
and spend
my time drawing comics/swimming in gorges.  Around 7pm, on a tuesday, 
in a
town full of Phish fans... I got mugged.  A couple of high school 
kids jumped
my friends and I.  I figured being a badass from a real city that I 
could
intimidate my attacker.  I pushed him in the chest and almost knocked 
him
down, and yelled "[EMAIL PROTECTED]"  He beat me unconscious with a 
baseball bat.
I don't remember much of the beating, but apparently it was pretty 
brutal.  It
took me months to recover.

Stories where people intimidate thieves are very inspiring, but dont 
take the
chance.

People who use weapons on other people suck.
Pete

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RE: [UC] attempted mugging on 4600 Hazel Ave

[Samuel Nicolary]

There is more to being a badass than: 'I pushed him in the chest and
almost knocked him down, and yelled "[EMAIL PROTECTED]"'

Maybe that was your problem.  You gotta be able to take the licks as good
as you can give them - and/or vice versa.

Live free or die.

--
Sam Nicolary

On Thu, 11 Nov 2004, Pete Coyle wrote:

> I think the do not fight back advice is some of the best advice ever given on
> this list.  I've put myself in many a dodgy situation in my youth.  I've been
> in dangerous parts of Philly, NYC, Miami.  Often drunk, or more.  One time I
> decided to escape the city, and spent a summer living in Ithaca NY, and spend
> my time drawing comics/swimming in gorges.  Around 7pm, on a tuesday, in a
> town full of Phish fans... I got mugged.  A couple of high school kids jumped
> my friends and I.  I figured being a badass from a real city that I could
> intimidate my attacker.  I pushed him in the chest and almost knocked him
> down, and yelled "[EMAIL PROTECTED]"  He beat me unconsciousÂwith a baseball 
> bat.
> I don't remember much of the beating, but apparently it was pretty brutal.  It
> took me months to recover.
>
> Stories where people intimidate thieves are very inspiring, but dont take the
> chance.
>
> People who use weapons on other people suck.
>
> Pete
> 
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[UC] How Pennsylvania voted -- by county; a map

[Krfapt]

http://pasdc.hbg.psu.edu/pasdc/whats_new/Map_of_the_month/motm_1104.pdf

[UC] Commiserations!

[Wilma de Soto]

For those of us who are feeling a bit "Blue" over the recent elections...
it's nice to know we're not alone.

Take a look at the gallery.  Some funny stuff!

http://www.sorryeverybody.com/


Wilma



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RE: [UC] Request for contractors for carpet, tile, laminate floor ing

[Mario Giorno]

Title: Message



Melanie,
 
    I almost used a guy in Jenkintown to do some hardwood work, 
but he does everything. His name is Roberto and as soon as I find his business 
card, I get you his number.

  
  -Original Message-From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2004 10:24 
  AMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: [UC] Request for 
  contractors for carpet, tile, laminate flooringI'm posting this question for a friend -- she just had a 
  contractor back out and needs suggestions for competent individuals or 
  companies who could do the following work at her new co op at 21st & 
  Walnut.  Please reply to me so that I can forward your suggestions to 
  her:   <  Also need to spread out 
  payments.>>Thanks, Melani Lamond 

[UC] Request for contractors for carpet, tile, laminate flooring

[MLamond]

I'm posting this question for a friend -- she just had a contractor back out and needs suggestions for competent individuals or companies who could do the following work at her new co op at 21st & Walnut.   Please reply to me so that I can forward your suggestions to her:    

<  Also need to spread out payments.>>

Thanks, 
Melani Lamond

[UC] West Phila. high school's name is up for sale [article, cont'd]

[John Ellingsworth]

West Phila. high school's name is up for sale

For $5 million, bidders can brand the Microsoft school set to open in
2006. Single rooms go for less.

By Susan Snyder
Inquirer Staff Writer

Philadelphia's new high school being built in partnership with Microsoft
Corp. has attracted worldwide attention for its anticipated technological
feats, but will it attract lucrative bidders interested in naming it?

The Philadelphia School District intends to find out.

For $5 million, the district plans to sell naming rights for the school,
which is scheduled to open in September 2006 in West Philadelphia near the
zoo, said Ellen Savitz, the district's chief development officer.

And it also will sell naming rights for individual classrooms (about
$25,000 each), the auditorium, and other sections of the school, Savitz
said. Collectively, the effort could raise $15 million to support the
project, she estimated.

"If Lockheed Martin decided to name it," she said, "it could be that...

http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news/local/states/pennsylvania/10149827.htm

john


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[UC] New Microsoft Backed School [article]

[John Ellingsworth]

http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/news/local/10151581.htm

Land deal brings Microsoft school closer
By MENSAH M. DEAN
[EMAIL PROTECTED]

The city's Microsoft-backed "school of the future" moved a mouse click
closer to becoming reality yesterday.

The Philadelphia School Reform Commission voted 3-0 to approve a $1
million land deal with the city, paving the way for a ceremonial
groundbreaking in Fairmount Park on Monday, and actual construction there
by February.

The school is scheduled to open to 175 ninth-graders by September 2006 and
will feature the latest educational technology.

"It really is an amazing and exciting step, I think, in educational
reform," said Ellen Savitz, the school district's chief development
officer, during the commission meeting.

James Nevels, commission chairman, said: "This is great for children in
Philadelphia."

School officials said the yet-unnamed school - being developed with the
help of Microsoft and Harvard and Stanford universities - will be the ...

http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/news/local/10151581.htm


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RE: [UC] attempted mugging on 4600 Hazel Ave

[Mario Giorno]

Title: RE: [UC] attempted mugging on 4600 Hazel Ave





OOOUCCCHHH!


-Original Message-
From: Pete Coyle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2004 8:32 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: [UC] attempted mugging on 4600 Hazel Ave



I think the do not fight back advice is some of the best advice ever given on 
this list.  I've put myself in many a dodgy situation in my youth.  I've been 
in dangerous parts of Philly, NYC, Miami.  Often drunk, or more.  One time I 
decided to escape the city, and spent a summer living in Ithaca NY, and spend 
my time drawing comics/swimming in gorges.  Around 7pm, on a tuesday, in a 
town full of Phish fans... I got mugged.  A couple of high school kids jumped 
my friends and I.  I figured being a badass from a real city that I could 
intimidate my attacker.  I pushed him in the chest and almost knocked him 
down, and yelled "[EMAIL PROTECTED]"  He beat me unconscious with a baseball bat.  
I don't remember much of the beating, but apparently it was pretty brutal.  It 
took me months to recover.


Stories where people intimidate thieves are very inspiring, but dont take the 
chance.


People who use weapons on other people suck.


Pete

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RE: [UC] attempted mugging on 4600 Hazel Ave

[Pete Coyle]

I think the do not fight back advice is some of the best advice ever given on 
this list.  I've put myself in many a dodgy situation in my youth.  I've been 
in dangerous parts of Philly, NYC, Miami.  Often drunk, or more.  One time I 
decided to escape the city, and spent a summer living in Ithaca NY, and spend 
my time drawing comics/swimming in gorges.  Around 7pm, on a tuesday, in a 
town full of Phish fans... I got mugged.  A couple of high school kids jumped 
my friends and I.  I figured being a badass from a real city that I could 
intimidate my attacker.  I pushed him in the chest and almost knocked him 
down, and yelled "[EMAIL PROTECTED]"  He beat me unconsciousÂwith a baseball 
bat.  
I don't remember much of the beating, but apparently it was pretty brutal.  It 
took me months to recover.

Stories where people intimidate thieves are very inspiring, but dont take the 
chance.

People who use weapons on other people suck.

Pete

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