Re: JunkMail

[John Taylor]

on 24/9/02 8:04 PM, Reg Whitely at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

> 
>>> I'm so disappointed. I thought I was going to get the $40 000 000!
>>> 
>>> Reg
>> 
>> No sorry you only get 10% plus fees which is hardly worth the effort.
>> 
>> KL
> 
> So shift the decimal point one place to the left. See if I care!
> 
> Reg
Please! Don't anyone complain about this thread being off-topic! Its a great
laugh!
John

Re: JunkMail

[Reg Whitely]

I'm so disappointed. I thought I was going to get the $40 000 000!

Reg


No sorry you only get 10% plus fees which is hardly worth the effort.

KL


So shift the decimal point one place to the left. See if I care!

Reg

Re: JunkMail

[Reg Whitely]

I'm so disappointed. I thought I was going to get the $40 000 000!

Reg

Re: JunkMail... OT Humour

[Mark Secker]

I'd take anything Phil say's with a pinch of salt. I mean we're 
talking about a guy who's fashion/transport sense stops at cargo 
shorts and trail-bikes every body KNOWS that chicks dig leather 
chaps/Harley's and Dianese leathers/Ducati's ;)


(but don't believe me ether my fashion/transport sense stops with 
waxed cotton "safari suit" Belstaff and vintage BMW bikes)


at least his/my tastes in computers is a little better (oblig semi on 
topic content)



On 24/9/02 12:36 AM, "Phillip McGree" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:



1 bloke wants to share his secrets with me on how to pick up 
beautiful women


- Yeah, buy a Ferrari derr... even I had that one figured 
out years ago!


bloody hell I have so much to learn... I thought it was men who were
attracted to cars, but now I see that it is women. This must explain why
women drape themselves over the bonnets of sportscars at any opportunity.

thanks phil!

greg


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Re: JunkMail... OT Humour

[Greg Hosking]

On 24/9/02 12:36 AM, "Phillip McGree" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> 
>> 1 bloke wants to share his secrets with me on how to pick up beautiful women
> 
> - Yeah, buy a Ferrari derr... even I had that one figured out years ago!

bloody hell I have so much to learn... I thought it was men who were
attracted to cars, but now I see that it is women. This must explain why
women drape themselves over the bonnets of sportscars at any opportunity.

thanks phil!

greg

Re: JunkMail... OT Humour

[themenubar]

Seems that we are trowing around a lot of  today

You could just try hitting them on the head and dragging them off by their
hair. I know it sounds a little old fashioned but it is guaranteed to work
providing you also lock them up in their ivory tower, but they are more than
likely grow their hair long dye it blond and escape.





On 24/9/02 11:45 AM, "Phillip Arena" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> Another easy way is to sneak up on 'em, grab them around the waist
> and hoist them high in the air. I use this method for picking up lots
> of things.
> 
> :)
> 
> Phil
> 
>>> 1 bloke wants to share his secrets with me on how to pick up beautiful women
>> 
>> - Yeah, buy a Ferrari derr... even I had that one figured out years
>> ago!
>> 
>> 
>> Rgds,
>> Phil
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> No Ferrari
>> No beautiful women
>> No chance at all
>> 
>> 
>> 
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Re: JunkMail... OT Humour

[Phillip Arena]

Another easy way is to sneak up on 'em, grab them around the waist 
and hoist them high in the air. I use this method for picking up lots 
of things.


:)

Phil


>1 bloke wants to share his secrets with me on how to pick up beautiful women

- Yeah, buy a Ferrari derr... even I had that one figured out years ago!


Rgds,
Phil



No Ferrari
No beautiful women
No chance at all



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Re: JunkMail

[themenubar]

Some of it fascinating you must be on the same lists as me I feel most of
the junk mail is sexist. Not that I am a feminist I got think that the poor
men out there that are subjected to all this.

Yes we can all do with a lower mortgage if we have one but do not want to
pay the transfer fees etc.

Well porn is for everyone but there is no romance or good storylines.
Well that is a myth enlarging ones penis, most women don't want that anyway
just some guy who knows how to use it properly.

Not many women suffer from baldness and don't really care if a man is bald
or going bald anyway.

We all go on the weight merry go around but it is better to be happy with
yourself.

As to be impressed with your web site I would just think that that was some
kind of compliment, take it as one and who cares if it is relevant or not
just believe that someone out there likes you.

And finally we come down to what all men have always wanted to know since
time began, communication guys. Just speak to your women and listen to their
crap even if you are not interested, pretend to be half the time. We are
just venting. We don't want criticism or feedback just be able to have our
say and think that someone is listening. We also want you to do the same,
the difference is we are listening.

Regards,

[EMAIL PROTECTED]


On 24/9/02 2:26 AM, "John Currie" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> Since Tuesday last week I have had over 80 junk emails.
> 
> 34 people are convinced I need a lower mortgage
> 11 ubiquitous porn merchants, most of whom are trying to convince me that
> now I don't need a credit card any longer to share in the delights they are
> offering
> 8 believe they can enlarge my penis by 27% (sic) with a herbal pill (it
> would have to be a heavy pill with a string attached)
> 6 are worried about my baldness
> 7 think I am overweight
> 2 claim to have been very impressed with my website (I havent got one) but
> believe they could help me to improve it
> 1 bloke wants to share his secrets with me on how to pick up beautiful women
> 
> And last but not least (I shouldn't be telling you this because it was
> personal and confidential) Chief Eseimoku from Nigeria has chosen little
> old me, so long as I can convince him of my transparency and negotiate an
> appropriate commission to be his agent in the matter of a deposit of 49.5
> million US dollars which he will put in my account .
> I was tempted by this, because with appropriate commission of say 10
> million AUS I wouldn't have to worry about my baldness, fatness and short
> penis. I don't think I would have any trouble attracting beautiful women
> and best of all, I could get Onno to do my websites.
> The problem is how could I explain it to my bank manager .
> 
> After more than 100 years of free compulsory education it is as SBS says
> a truly amazing world we live in
> 
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Re: JunkMail

[Susan Hastings]

Switching over to the 10.2 version of mail, with Junkmail on automatic 
seems to have done the trick in terms of not having to wade through all 
the junk.



On Tuesday, September 24, 2002, at 12:26 AM, John Currie wrote:


Since Tuesday last week I have had over 80 junk emails.

Re: JunkMail... OT Humour

[Susan Hastings]

If beautiful women are attracted to an object, perhaps they could be 
reprogrammed to be attracted to something cheaper than a Ferrari!!



On Tuesday, September 24, 2002, at 12:36 AM, Phillip McGree wrote:



1 bloke wants to share his secrets with me on how to pick up 
beautiful women


- Yeah, buy a Ferrari derr... even I had that one figured out 
years ago!



Rgds,
Phil



No Ferrari
No beautiful women
No chance at all



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Re: JunkMail

[Susan Hastings]

I'm relieved in a way that we are all copping this junkmail spree, I 
thought I must have done something wrong!


It's not just this list, I'm getting doubles because of getting them 
through my student email account as well.



On Tuesday, September 24, 2002, at 12:26 AM, John Currie wrote:


Since Tuesday last week I have had over 80 junk emails.

34 people are convinced I need a lower mortgage
11 ubiquitous porn merchants, most of whom are trying to convince me 
that
now I don't need a credit card any longer to share in the delights 
they are

offering
8 believe they can enlarge my penis by 27% (sic) with a herbal pill (it
would have to be a heavy pill with a string attached)
6 are worried about my baldness
7 think I am overweight
2 claim to have been very impressed with my website (I havent got 
one) but

believe they could help me to improve it
1 bloke wants to share his secrets with me on how to pick up beautiful 
women


And last but not least (I shouldn't be telling you this because it was
personal and confidential) Chief Eseimoku from Nigeria has chosen 
little
old me, so long as I can convince him of my transparency and 
negotiate an
appropriate commission to be his agent in the matter of a deposit of 
49.5

million US dollars which he will put in my account .
I was tempted by this, because with appropriate commission of say 10
million AUS I wouldn't have to worry about my baldness, fatness and 
short
penis. I don't think I would have any trouble attracting beautiful 
women

and best of all, I could get Onno to do my websites.
The problem is how could I explain it to my bank manager .

After more than 100 years of free compulsory education it is as SBS 
says

a truly amazing world we live in







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Re: JunkMail... OT Humour

[Phillip McGree]

>1 bloke wants to share his secrets with me on how to pick up beautiful women

- Yeah, buy a Ferrari derr... even I had that one figured out years ago!


Rgds,
Phil



No Ferrari
No beautiful women
No chance at all



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Re: JunkMail

[J Philippe Chaperon]

on 23/09/2002 4:26 PM, John Currie at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

> Since Tuesday last week I have had over 80 junk emails.
> 

> And last but not least (I shouldn't be telling you this because it was
> personal and confidential) Chief Eseimoku from Nigeria has chosen little
> old me, so long as I can convince him of my transparency and negotiate an
> appropriate commission to be his agent in the matter of a deposit of 49.5
> million US dollars which he will put in my account .


Hi John,

Isn't our PM in Nigeria at the moment? He could bring the 49.5m easily in
his diplomatic bag and hey presto! your problems, hair, size etc solved
.

Well written and got me in tears!

Regards,

Philippe Chaperon

JunkMail

[John Currie]

Since Tuesday last week I have had over 80 junk emails.

34 people are convinced I need a lower mortgage
11 ubiquitous porn merchants, most of whom are trying to convince me that
now I don't need a credit card any longer to share in the delights they are
offering
8 believe they can enlarge my penis by 27% (sic) with a herbal pill (it
would have to be a heavy pill with a string attached)
6 are worried about my baldness
7 think I am overweight
2 claim to have been very impressed with my website (I havent got one) but
believe they could help me to improve it
1 bloke wants to share his secrets with me on how to pick up beautiful women

And last but not least (I shouldn't be telling you this because it was
personal and confidential) Chief Eseimoku from Nigeria has chosen little
old me, so long as I can convince him of my transparency and negotiate an
appropriate commission to be his agent in the matter of a deposit of 49.5
million US dollars which he will put in my account .
I was tempted by this, because with appropriate commission of say 10
million AUS I wouldn't have to worry about my baldness, fatness and short
penis. I don't think I would have any trouble attracting beautiful women
and best of all, I could get Onno to do my websites.
The problem is how could I explain it to my bank manager .

After more than 100 years of free compulsory education it is as SBS says
a truly amazing world we live in