Well, I can't claim that I am (assuming your definition is someone who was
born in the South and lived their entire life there). But I have spent the
majority of my life in the South (Texas, Mississippi, South Carolina,
Virginia) and I do know that *most* true southerners have a sense of humor
and
.. then howcome the best southern jokes originate in the South?
Hatton
> Not if you are a true southerner.
>
> >FWIW, I live in the South, too. Gotta be able to laugh at
> yourself now and
> >then.
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Not if you are a true southerner.
At 11:59 AM 9/24/2001 -0500, you wrote:
>FWIW, I live in the South, too. Gotta be able to laugh at yourself now and
>then.
>
>Chris
>
>
>You might be a Redneck Jedi If . . .
>
> * You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
> * Your Jedi robe is a
Hi,
I got mine just about a week ago. It is pretty cool. The only problem was,
the cert was all bent and wrinkled. I gave them a call, and they said
they'd FedEx me a new one the next day. It's been about a week, and still
no new cert. But at least the watch is cool!
-Brent
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I know you're looking for a cf-based solution, but I have to be honest
and say Microsoft's Share Point Portal Server and Team Services is the
best I've ever seen. When we started talking about an Intranet here, I
got all excited and wanted to sit right down and jump into
analysis/requirements phas
> reminds me of an Eddie Izzard routine..."Europe: where the
> history comes from"
One of _the_ funniest people I have ever heard. If you've never had a
chance to check him out, do so. This guy did like a 10 minute routine,
entirely in French, and it was _extremely_ funny even to those who don't
reminds me of an Eddie Izzard routine..."Europe: where the history comes
from"
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From: Philip Arnold - ASP [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Monday, September 24, 2001 1:42 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: 25 ways to annoy a Yankee
> Ya know whats so funny about this one
> How can it be called "historic"? You've only got just over
> 200 years of history... now, Stone Henge, THAT's historic...
> or Hadrian's wall... or London - how many thousand years old
> is that city?
One of the coolest things I remember from my trip to England a few years
back - standing in
> Ya know whats so funny about this one? Our office is on the "historic
> square" of downtown Fayetteville GA, and is on a one way street.
How can it be called "historic"? You've only got just over 200 years of
history... now, Stone Henge, THAT's historic... or Hadrian's wall... or
London - how
Check out www.onproject.com
Not sure about requirement # 4, but I think it will blow the rest of the
requirements out of the water.
-Cameron
Cameron Childress
elliptIQ Inc.
p.770.460.1035.232
f.770.460.0963
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Hi All,
We are looking at implementing an Intranet solution here. We have a small
list of requirements that most intranets we evaluated do not meet. Would
appreciate any suggestions.
Key features that are needed:
1. Forums - Allow attachments, subscription (email subscriber that a
new mess
One of my best friends used to live off of the "official" Jefferson
Davis Highway in in Fairview, Kentucky. I say "official" because
Fairview is the birth place of Jeff Davis and is also home to the
Jefferson Davis Monument State Historic Site. His directions to his
house were, "At the Jeff Davis
> 23. Only use landmarks and ramble on when giving directions. "Now go
> down Jeff Davis Highway and turn left at where the Chevron station
> used to be. I think they turned it into a Amoco. Or maybe a BP.
Ya know whats so funny about this one? Our office is on the "historic
square" of downt
I read it while listing to Jeff Foxworthy on launchcast.com. It makes all
the difference.
At 12:59 PM 9/24/01, you wrote:
>FWIW, I live in the South, too. Gotta be able to laugh at yourself now and
>then.
>
>Chris
>
>
>You might be a Redneck Jedi If . . .
>
> * You ever heard the phrase, "May t
1. Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
2. Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
3. When giving directions, finish with "and it's right down yonder on
the left." Confuses the mess out of 'em.
4. Talk REAL slow, and ask them to speak more slowly so you can
unde
FWIW, I live in the South, too. Gotta be able to laugh at yourself now and
then.
Chris
You might be a Redneck Jedi If . . .
* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
* Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's F
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On Sunday 23 September 2001 12:42 pm, you wrote:
> > well i guess it is a mute point now.
> > my new & only wife was laid off today.
> >
> > so i suppose a house would be a long way off.
> > but hey
> >
> > : ]
> >
> > after returning from a 3rd world
Q:What's the last thing a Rednecks says before he dies?
A:"HEY Y'ALL! WATCH THIS"
~Dan
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From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Monday, September 24, 2001 12:32 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Northern Joke (RE: Joke - REDNECK LOVE POEM)
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> well i guess it is a mute point now.
> my new & only wife was laid off today.
>
> so i suppose a house would be a long way off.
> but hey
> : ]
> after returning from a 3rd world country on our honey moon, beans and rice
> dosnt sound so bad!
> our rent is still only 265 a month!
>
> oh & btw,
<--- fell off my chair LMAO
That was GREAT!
Erika
(with a *K*)
Plunge boldly into the thick of life! Each lives it, not to many is it
known; and seize it where you will, it is interesting. - Goethe
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On Monday 24 September 2001 11:40 am, you wrote:
> Blaaardy ell Nana-Chewit .. dont you ever sleep? Your online 24/7!
>
> Dont you have to empty that bucket beneath ya puter-seat sometimes.
>
> haddy haddy mate ;)
>
>
>
Hehe - good morning!
No more bucket - had plumbing installed... Gotta cr
Blaaardy ell Nana-Chewit .. dont you ever sleep? Your online 24/7!
Dont you have to empty that bucket beneath ya puter-seat sometimes.
haddy haddy mate ;)
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From: Fluffy Bananachunks [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 24 September 2001 16:01
To: CF-Community
Subject:
Hey, I'm from the South and I thought it was rather funny. Every part of
the country has their own little quirks. Suth'ners aren't the only
people that have a family tree that looks like a totem pole. :-)
-Original Message-
From: Braver, Ben [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Monday, Septem
A good joke I heard a while ago...
Two women were flying on a plane, a Southerner and a Yankee. The
Southener, being friendly, as everyone from the South is, turned to her
seat mate and said, "So, where yall from?" The Yankee, looking quite
miffed responded, "I'm from a place where we don't end
Grow up! I live in the South, and the joke was not only funny, but had some
truth in it! Your only proving the point!
Marcus
> Your dam joke about us southerners isn't dam funny. Guys
> have gotten their lights put out for far less in these parts.
>
> At 02:50 PM 9/17/2001 -0500, you wrote:
>
Eri*K*a,
Right on, again!
Have a fresh, warm muffin with my compliments.
And however busy, have a wonderful week!!
Fondly,
-Ben
-Original Message-
From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Sunday, September 23, 2001 9:09 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Northern Joke (RE: Jok
Valhalla-
If you are not joking, and that's really your perspective, I feel very sorry
for you!
And this just confirms that it will be a cold day in the really really deep
South (hell) before I ever go to the U.S. south. Hey, folks - wake up: it's
the 21st century, not the Neanderthal era, right?
We have four. One of them is recovering from major surgery from 2 weeks ago.
He just began doing the weasel dance again. Its very interesting seeing
these guys interact with the one in recovery. When they are out of the cage
and stash themselves in a favourite napping spot, at least one or two of
On Monday 24 September 2001 10:46 am, you wrote:
> -Original Message-
> From: Fluffy Bananachunks [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Monday, September 24, 2001 9:13 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: Joke - REDNECK LOVE POEM
>
> On Monday 24 September 2001 09:05 am, you wrote:
> >> -
I was hoping you would catch that. I was going to explain it, but it's
Monday and I'm not quite awake yet.
-Original Message-
From: Fluffy Bananachunks [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Monday, September 24, 2001 9:13 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Joke - REDNECK LOVE POEM
On Monday 2
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> Wow! I finally got my goodies from the cert exam.
>
> *** doing the snoopy dance ***
>
> Very nice watch clip ... will come in extremely handy this ski season .
> and I even like that it's an old
Wow! I finally got my goodies from the cert exam.
*** doing the snoopy dance ***
Very nice watch clip ... will come in extremely handy this ski season .
and I even like that it's an old leftover from Allaire days with the Allaire
logo!
OK, back to the grindstone
Erika
(with a *K*)
Pl
I think I heard - but I may be wrong - IE6 maybe case sensitive to styles...
-Original Message-
From: Nick McClure [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 21 September 2001 20:18
To: CF-Community
Subject: IE 6 Problems
Has anybody else been having strange problems with IE 6 and Style Sheets?
Not sure about that one. I'll have to do a psych abstracts search - whenever
I have time to go and dig out the data. I would also wonder about immediate
relevance. For instance in my own dissertation research I ended up having to
throw out a large amount of data from one of the distracter conditio
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On Monday 24 September 2001 09:35 am, you wrote:
> Hello Fluffy,
>
> well, that is all fine, but I was under the impression that you would
> have had this sorted by last friday. Your ability to not fix the
> problem has left us in a tight bind,
> Eight seconds in the life of my new kitten, Pixel:
.. you know you're a geek when you name a cat after a graphical measurement
> Aaaand... *POUNCE!*
>
> TOE TOE TOE! TOE TOE TOE! TOE TOE TOE TOE TOE TOE TOE!
> ANKLE ANLKLE!
> TOE TOE TOE!
> BITE TOE! ANKLE ANKLE ANKLE!
>
> Stop-- I thin
On Monday 24 September 2001 09:23 am, you wrote:
> Funny our ferrets act exactly like that, especially right after one of us
> steps out of the shower. Then right in the middle they do the weasel war
> dance (if you've ever seen a ferret dance for joy you know what I mean).
> Bounces all over the
Hello Fluffy,
well, that is all fine, but I was under the impression that you would have had this
sorted by last friday. Your ability to not fix the problem has left us in a tight
bind, and I am afraid we will have to terminate your contract.
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On Monday 24 September 2001 09:24 am, you wrote:
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Funny our ferrets act exactly like that, especially right after one of us
steps out of the shower. Then right in the middle they do the weasel war
dance (if you've ever seen a ferret dance for joy you know what I mean).
Bounces all over the place bouncing into walls, dressers cat, feet, you name
i
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I've searched for 'easy solutions' all weekend, and this is not gonna happen
(from what I've found) with just Sendmail alone. There are a few small
options that I'll be looking into, once I'm finished working on the emailer
for ford.
geo
-BEG
On Monday 24 September 2001 09:05 am, you wrote:
>> -Original Message-
>> From: Fluffy Bananachunks [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>> Sent: Sunday, September 23, 2001 8:52 PM
>> To: CF-Community
>> Subject: Re: Joke - REDNECK LOVE POEM
>>
>> On Sunday 23 September 2001 08:48 pm, you wrote:
>>
Don't you mean, gonged off? :-)
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From: Fluffy Bananachunks [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Sunday, September 23, 2001 8:52 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Joke - REDNECK LOVE POEM
On Sunday 23 September 2001 08:48 pm, you wrote:
> On Sunday 23 September 2001 08:44 pm
It was interesting to say the least. One of my co-workers was getting
married this weekend. Originally it was to be at the Ft. Belvoir Officer's
club, just south of DC in Fairfax County. As well you can imagine, that
location got cancelled very quickly. By some miracle they managed to find a
hotel
its back up now
-Original Message-
From: Mark Smyth
Sent: 24 September 2001 08:43
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: FusionCube
hi peter
its http://www.fusioncube.net/
(but its down at the mo)
Mark
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From: Tilbrook, Peter [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 24 Septe
hi peter
its http://www.fusioncube.net/
(but its down at the mo)
Mark
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From: Tilbrook, Peter [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 24 September 2001 05:13
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: FusionCube
What's the URL? www.fusioncube.com doesn't seem to be it.
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