Not a good joke, but all I have today.
A lawyer, a priest, 3 Boy Scouts and a pilot are on a small plane, about to
crash.
The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes. I say we give them to the
boys. They are young, and have their whole lives ahead of them".
The lawyer says "Fuck the Boy Scout
He just got super high speed.
I don't think "in" is what he's rubbin.
(Not statistically anyway)
On Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 1:41 PM, Ray Champagne wrote:
>
> Sufre. rub it in, why don't y
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You are what you eat?
C'mon, you know you were thinking it)
On Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 2:42 PM, Charlie Griefer
wrote:
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> On Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 11:39 AM, Jerry Johnson wrote:
>
> >
> > I don't know that that is a dumb question. Jeez, I would want to know,
> too.
> >
> > And it's a lot less emb
I don't think that is a tongue in that there cheek.
On Wed, Jan 7, 2009 at 3:56 PM, Vivec wrote:
> This was clearly ..uhh...tongue in cheek ;-)
>
> 2009/1/7 Scott Stewart
>
> > Porn industry seeks federal bailout...
> >
> > http://www.10news.com/news/18430867/detail.html
>
~~~
so do i. but mine are just round lead balls. not _quite_ 50 cal.
On Mon, Nov 10, 2008 at 7:08 PM, Adam Churvis <
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> I make my own. Have for years now.
>
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Are you interested in "couples activities" for short time periods?
'Cause as a single guy, Sidney was _heaven_. Beautiful, sexually aggressive,
confident woman who loved my American accent. And the best part: a Japanese
girl with an Australian accent. Wow.
Add to that the blue mountains, sidney i
Ah, but there is something deliciously indulgent in having it HERE and FRESH
from THERE.
It adds to the overall sensuous experience.
(I used to backpack 30-50 miles a weekend, and often brought exotic meals
like steak and potatoes, game hen, or once lobster instead of dried foods.
The other backp
Naw, just need good filters in the pool.
Hey, you took us there, i just joined you!!
On Wed, Aug 13, 2008 at 1:50 PM, Cameron Childress <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:
> On Wed, Aug 13, 2008 at 11:10 AM, Gruss Gott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > Swimming sensation Michael Phelps has an Olympic recipe
Thank you!
Among other activities, I hope to do a couple that, while not unique to the
USA, define some of what I love about our nation.
I will visit a Rev war graveyard, and do a census (maps, photos, genealogy
research on each individual)
I will visit the Nathan Lester House, and partake in a "
The Net - cause Sandra Bullock is the hacker, and I love her. At least
before Jesse got in there.
Real Genius - nerds _plus_ Julie from Valley Girls in just a button-down
dress shirt talking about nailing.
Blade Runner - few hacking skills, but Daryl Hannah as a sex-slave robot is
just fine with
I can't decide between:
You are into some sick "hobbies".
or:
Are you sure it was a bear, and not a closeup from bad 70s pron?
LOL
On Tue, Apr 1, 2008 at 11:19 PM, Crow T. Robot <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:
> I have no idea what you're talking about. All the sites I visit have
> unicorns and rai
I hate do do it, but I'll play along.
Since when does "christiannewswire.com" mean "most people"?
_That_ is funny.
On Tue, Mar 18, 2008 at 7:14 PM, sam morris <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Microscopic? Have you read anything other then KOS? I'm seeing most people
> agree with me.
>
>
> http://ch
Hey, leave Mingey out of it, or she'll sick Gary on you!
On Mon, Mar 10, 2008 at 12:38 PM, Charlie Griefer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:
> I'd like to think there's a very special place reserved for car
> dealers in Hell that involves being eternally slapped about the face
> and neck area by oprah's
But you just know those are some tasty pasties.
On Fri, Mar 7, 2008 at 11:28 AM, G Money <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> And pasties.
>
> On Fri, Mar 7, 2008 at 10:26 AM, Zaphod Beeblebrox <
> [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> > What a letdown. I was hoping for "full nude".I'm pretty sure
> > they
Suspect in rape at library was freed sex offender
http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2008/02/01/suspect_in_rape_at_library_was_freed_sex_offender/
So, I think this guy should be locked in a 3x5 cell for the rest of
his life, which should be considerably shortened.
That question is pretty w
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/12/05/collins.daughter.saves.mom.cnn
At a glance, looks like he might have resisted arrest a little bit.
Any bets on whether this guy makes it to trial?
Even convicted felons must disapprove of his actions.
~~~
The only other valid "real man" response would have been "Women can
have orgasms? Huh. But who cares?"
On Nov 8, 2007 8:42 PM, Charlie Griefer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> On Nov 8, 2007 5:08 PM, Gruss Gott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > > Erika wrote:
> > > http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0311_20
Are you kidding?
In Connecticut, if you want a building permit, you pay a bribe.
If you want to change the zoning of your land from res to com (or back), bribe.
If you want a liquor licence, multiple bribes. (about $24,000k total,
last time I watched)
Want to get approval to build a mall? Not only
A friend found a dozen rev war muskets and other supplies in the wall
of his house.
That one I am jealous of.
Most of the mine just came from poking around as a kid. Suburbs/farm
country, bored out of my mind, so we always went off on "adventures",
and tried to find stuff.
We once found about 10
Photos!
A rev war "fort" or earthwork with a pile of cannonballs.
I dug an entire old cooper and blacksmith shop out of the burned out
ruins on an old farm (with the farmer's permission)
Tons of arrowheads in plowed fields in CT
I found lots of really nice big crystals in small caves and caviti
I am way less concerned about Iran and Syria than I am about the
complete lack of backbone and diplomacy shown by the current US
government.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/10/17/spain.ship/index.html
The current Turkey situation.
The statements by the Mexican government demanding open borde
The question is intent. If he was going for social commentary, humor,
etc, it fell short, but not unworthy. Or if he gave part of the
proceeds to an animal shelter. If it was purely commercial and
selfish, then boo on him.
My freshman year at UConn, a couple of football players broke into the
anim
Because most men don't _really_ want them too good at math or at using rulers?
On 7/25/07, Gruss Gott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > sKorp wrote:
> > So is the rate of decay of his dead body
> >
> > =)
> >
>
> Yeah ... my wife didn't buy that either. Why, I ask you, don't they
> appreciate sc
So is the rate of decay of his dead body
=)
On 7/25/07, Gruss Gott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > Paul wrote:
> > nsfw..
> > or wife looking over shoulder..
> >
>
> Did you tell her it's science?
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What I find interesting is that I have _never_, _ever_ heard it used
by a white person in reference to a black person. There are so many
OTHER things I have heard said, but never that.
The only times I have heard it was from young, black, male comedians
(Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, The Kings of Come
Said nothing important. And instead of taking questions at the end, he
just turned and walked out of the room. He really is somewhat of a
dick.
Speaking of phalluses in human form, Richard Pearle was all over the
talk shows yesterday.
When did he again become someone who we should listen to, rath
Much like being caught with gum, maybe they have to share it.
Sorry. Friday.
On 3/9/07, Cary Gordon <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> If you can get suspended just for saying it, think of the penalties for
> being caught posessing one.
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You should shift-click on the item when listing it for sale!
*Noobie*
Oh wait, where am I? Nevermind...
Clext
31 lvl Rogue
On 2/14/07, newsletter @ weblogixinc. com wrote:
>
> Hello, I have a copy of CoolFusion Mail server that I am selling that I
> don't need anymore. Its version 2.6 (
Well, from what I've read, the Judge let some testimony and documents in
because the defense promised Libby would take the stand. And now they are
saying he might not. Which has pissed off the Judge. Who might instruct the
jury, before deliberations, to ignore that information (which is always a
ba
Well, I hope that was a joke, cause if not, I think most of our society
would agree you were a heartless dick.
On 1/31/07, James Smith <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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> > That's just insane.
>
> I agree, how stupid of the police to even think about locking up a felon,
> that's just ridiculous!
>
>
my dad did. he's not very technical, but managed it.
On 1/15/07, Zaphod Beeblebrox <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> has anyone put together a mythtv box? That sounds pretty damn cool.
> I'd be willing to shell out some money to get a box that would really
> be a multi-media center like that.
>
~
I'm in.
I friggin hate selfish people.
Like the stupid Russian girl who walked passed everyone in line for the bus,
and tried to get on first. Fortunately, about 6 people (Indian guys, so a
little suprising) didn't let her right on.
Like the white trash inbred Irish girl who walked to the front
Ha! Nice.
I feel a little guilty about enjoying this so much, but I remember his
immense pomposity on all of the talk shows over the last few years.
On 11/3/06, Loathe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Well, he never said anything about gay sex and drugs, just gay marriage.
>
> He likes to keep his op
If the guy had any balls, he could easily turn this to his advantage.
"I know gay sex and drugs and prostitution and lying are wrong. And
I'm an expert".
OK, any balls not in his mouth...
Lord, forgive me
On 11/3/06, Robert Munn <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> http://www.signonsandiego.com/ne
So, you could brag to your buddies you made her gag?
On 10/11/06, Crow T Robot <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> You'd prolly have to hold her hair after. And help her with the wrapper.
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I did read these. Most of them earlier today. I thought this was the
most telling comment in the lot:
#
My daughter is a student at an exemplary/blue ribbon elementary school
in Flower Mound, which is under Lewisville ISD. Our art teacher took
the THIRD graders to the Dallas Museum of Art. She exp
I agree with you in this case, that was harsh.
But, can you answer a few honest questions?
Do you think the parent in this case was not a Christian?
Do you think the reason for the pressure on the school was something
other than a deeply held religious belief that the teacher did
something immoral
I don't know, is it?
I don't hate anyone for their religion.
I actually hate very few people. And most of them have done permanent
harm to children or the innocent and vulnerable, or have abused their
authority in ways I cannot tolerate. Hate is a very personal emotion,
and is hard to achieve and
Ah, there was a typo in my original post. Now I do see the confusion. Sorry.
Said:
> Did anyone else catch the story about the art teacher in Texas who was fired,
> because
> on a school sponsored trip to a public museum, a 6th grader saw a marble
> sculpture of
> a female nude?
> Of the "army
Every church listed in town is Christian. I cannot see any other
churches listed in any of the directly surrounding towns that are not
Christian either.
What percentage of the people in Frisco do you think are Christian? 95%? 99%?
What percentage of the people in Frisco do you think are "other"? 5%
We seem to be missing the boat on this one.
In my first post, I mentioned TWO DISTINCT STORIES, one about the art
teacher, and one about the Army of Jesus. Two different stories, same
"fundamental" source.
I refererenced them both, because, in my opinion, they are both
examples of religious fervo
Why, then, do you think the teacher was fired? Do you have ANY other
possibility? I'd love to hear one that has any shred of information
behind it.
Do you truly think that the firing was for another reason, or are you
just claiming "You don't have enough facts to make this call?" to
stall and obfu
ounds like
the Madras schools, maybe?
On 9/27/06, C. Hatton Humphrey <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> On 9/27/06, Skorp Croze <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > Well, those two quotes directly tie to the 2nd example of religious
> > fanaticism I started the thread with, the Army o
So, Hatton, are you then for Ashcroft covering all of the art in all
of the Justice buildings with togas?
Are you in favor ofh the pope's minions breaking off all of the
anitomical pieces of sculpture in the late 1800s?
I totally agree that a parent needs to make these individual decisions
for th
Well, those two quotes directly tie to the 2nd example of religious
fanaticism I started the thread with, the Army of Jesus camps. Doesn't
that make them relevant? Feel free to refute. as I started the thread,
everything I say IS relevant. =)
The art teacher was, in my opinion, fired by overzealou
Hillary?
*evil cackle*
On 9/27/06, Crow T Robot <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Yea, they are actually talking about it (very heatedly, BTW) right now on
> the morning show I'm listening to. There's one of those fanatics on the
> show and I just can't fathom his POV. It actually is making me want
OK,
You probably all read this and were thinking "muslim extremists".
Nope.
Did anyone else catch the story about the art teacher in Texas who was
fired, because on a school sponsored trip to a public museum, a 6th
grader saw a marble sculpture of a female nude?
Of the "army of Jesus" camps, wh
I was thinking along the merlin lines myself, but different:
Merlin: "If you can fill this cockring, you will be our KING!"
On 9/18/06, Cameron Childress <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Even more fun is to attempt to guess what the photo is based only on
> the descriptions given on the list...
>
> T
If so, that's darn impressive. That appears to be about 14 inches from
the nearest entry point.
On 8/31/06, Mike Tangorre <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Loathe got it from too much rear entry.
>
>
>
> From: "Ray Champagne" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Now, how on earth does one tear a diaphragm?
~~
I've been watching the real estate market myself. If I can get into a
decent condo or house at an affordable cost (on a public transpo
line), I'll look at it for winter residence and vacation destination.
I agree there will be a boom.
On 8/30/06, Loathe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> To be complet
That is job descrimination.
There is no reason that a female astronaut needs to be attractive.
None at all.
On 8/23/06, Nick McClure <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> I'm against it. Unless they are to help the blind.
>
> > -Original Message-
> > From: Ray Champagne [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
That's what the gmail anonymous accounts are for, you ^*#$&%(!!
=)
On 8/22/06, Russel Madere <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> My post Katrina experience has been less than stellar. As a matter of fact,
> I'm keeping my mouth shut because If I start ranting I'll be using FCC
> words.
>
> On 8/22/06,
Not sure if everyone saw this, but worth passing along.
August 2006
This Friday through Sunday, register any .com, .net, .org, .biz or .us
domain name for just $9.95.
Mark your calendar and visit Dotster.com this week - August 18th, 19th
and 20th - for unlimited $9.95 domain registrations of .com
b., bring on the wood.
(After five years, it might need a special occasion)
j/k.
Nice things of wood:
pen and pencil set (some amazing ones now-a-days).
hope/cedar chest
salad serving bowl and eating bowls (I love the monkey-pod ones).
cedar closet liner for closet.
rocking chair(s) for the porc
I think you can definitely be anti-Israel, and pro-Jewish.
If by anti-Israel, you mean anti-Israeli government policies, it is
fairly common.
If by anti-Israel, you mean anti-existance-of-the-state-of-Israel,
then that is a whole lot different and, well, that is a lot harder to
separate.
Of cour
Did anyone look at the guardian "comment is free" site. It is pretty clear that:
1. they are very vocal and unashamed
2. there are a lot of them
3. they are baffled by those who disagree, seeming to not have
encountered such a beast before.
On 8/14/06, Larry Lyons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >I
As they said in Groundhog day when driving on the tran tracks:
"That's one I happen to agree with"
On 8/14/06, Michael Dinowitz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> "We should sleep together on the first date",
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I have been forced today to read the guardian.uk website, and worse,
their "comment is free" section.
I would have to say, Michael has only given us a bare hint about the
volume and hatred and openness of the anti-jewish virulence.
Wow.
I need to go shower.
The "liberals" there are WAY worse th
Except - now it will!
Your name and his are now forever tied in the land of Google.
*evil laugh*
On 8/8/06, Mark Drew <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> This is true... although I wonder if his CF career has reached stellar
> heights now?
>
> I mean, before you hire anyone, you surely Google their nam
I was actually just thinking that Sweden are pussys, and very good at
taking a dive. Picture a white Reggie Miller.
Everytime there is any collision at all, they flop to the ground and
flail, and hold their head or stomach. Never the part that was
actually hit. And once the ref comes over and look
No, but the hope is that the next guy is an INCOMPETENT fuck stick.
Cause the last guy was pretty good at being bad.
On 6/8/06, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> does anyone REALLY think this is going to do anything but
> ignite another fuck stick (nice word tim!) to become the head
> rag?
~
Yep. She is a freaky freak.
And the sad thing is, as heroin thin and as hideaous a human being as
she is, I'd still throw a grudge-f*ck at her.
On 6/7/06, Zaphod Beeblebrox <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> from CNN:
>
> Coulter writes in a new book, "Godless: The Church of Liberalism,"
> that a group
Learjet registered to Pat Robertson crashes
Robertson not aboard, 2 killed
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/02/plane.crash.ap/index.html
Of course, it is less funny when someone dies, and much less funny
when they die 5 miles from where I grew up (and will be driving by
tomorrow morning).
I'VE flow
And sorority coeds.
I bet you sell the house same-day.
> On 6/1/06, Paul Ihrig <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > put web cams in every room.
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Take the late night subway tour.
* You can have an old guy without pants rub against you. Don't worry.
It is a security check. He works for Homeland Security.
* You can get propositioned by someone who may or may not be female.
* Toilet facilities are readily avialable (just pick a corner). Fellow
Fortunately, you are (mostly) wrong.
Most people try to vote for the greatest good. They don't always, but they try.
Unfortunately, the selfish ones are becoming a more vocal part of the populace.
On 5/31/06, Nick McClure <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> People don't vote based on the country, they
Well, we are going to disagree.
I think you are totally wrong in most of your conclusions. Almost as
completely wrong as the Bush Administration.
But, that's life.
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ndercutting of civil liberties is not a simple or temporary
thing. They don;t ever give them back once they take them. And my
constitution protects me from even the best intended violations. (or
should)
On 5/31/06, Robert Munn <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Skorp Croze wrote:
>
>
>
And your doing better is a direct result of Bush action? Or is it
because you are 4 years older, and have moved along in your career
path?
Regardless of my personal position (which is better than 4 years ago,
but much worse than 8 years ago), I do not feel the country is better
off than 4 years ag
Holy shit. Are you serious?
This is truly boggling to my mind. That someone can legitimately look
at the track record of the Bush administration, and give them high
marks.
Can you name even one terrorist attack on home soil that has been
foiled due to increased security and the absolute undercutt
96388 on my last one.
On 5/31/06, Paul Ihrig <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> 67856
>
>
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Terrorism invoked in ISP snooping proposal
http://techrepublic.com.com/2100-10878_11-6078229.html?tag=nl.e019
In a radical departure from earlier statements, Attorney General
Alberto Gonzales has said that requiring Internet service providers to
save records of their customers' online activities i
You want to know horror? Ive got half my boxes on 5, and half on 7.
And I have to remember what I can do on which.
On 5/23/06, John Galt <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> So you're on 5?
>
> Jesus man, the horror.
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The government argued in briefs that the courts cannot decide the
constitutionality of the president's asserted wartime powers to
eavesdrop on Americans without warrants.
WTF?
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/05/22/studs.wiretap.ap/index.html
~~
Has anyone else been following this story?
The radio stations have decided that they don't want to play the Dixie Chicks.
Their new singles have gotten very little airplay, and even when they
are played, there is often a disclaimer or comment by the dj talking
in negative terms about the Dixie Ch
They would not worry at all about the Da Vinci Code.
They would instead pour all of their effort into removing the human
slime trail that is Bill Donohue, spokesman and leader of the Catholic
League.
Could any human being be a worse representative of the Catholic Church?
I don't even think Cardi
Name: Alison Waite
Bust: 34C Waist: 24 Hips: 34
Height: 5'6" Weight: 117
Birth Date: 11-10-81 Birthplace: Los Altos, CA
Ambitions: Upon graduation I wish to travel the world before pursuing
additional schooling to study medicine
Turn-ons: Animal lovers, good conversation, sincerity, optimism,
Ah. I assumed my "switch" was obvious, since it was a direct reply to
a direct reply to my "quip".
- Jerry
On 5/2/06, Crow T. Robot <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> I did it for the same reason everyone else didI eventually am going to
> say something that I don't want potential employers, family
It turns out my old camera is an SD10.
On 5/1/06, Dawson, Michael <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> I also have an S50. I totally love that cam, except in low-light modes
> as you mentioned. It's been dropped a few times, by my wife, but it is
> still working just peachy. 5MP is just fine for the st
And revoking the "net neutrality" provision (requiring passing on
packets without regard to origin or destination), and turning such
decisions in the future over to the FTC (which, if you have been
paying any attention over the last 6 years, no longer even pretends to
not be in the hands of the lar
Well, since everyone else is doing it...
On 5/1/06, Crow T. Robot <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> RC is dead. Long live Crow!
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