This is where Larry usually had a few good ones..wake up Lyons!
On Fri, Sep 26, 2014 at 11:34 AM, Vivec wrote:
>
> I...don't know the rest but...the bear used the rabbit to wipe itself...is
> that the punchline?
>
> On 26 September 2014 12:30, Jerry Milo Johnson wrote:
>
> >
> > I had a gi
Exactly.
On Friday, September 26, 2014, Vivec wrote:
>
> I...don't know the rest but...the bear used the rabbit to wipe itself...is
> that the punchline?
>
> On 26 September 2014 12:30, Jerry Milo Johnson > wrote:
>
> >
> > I had a girlfriend I could literally drop to the floor laughing if I j
I...don't know the rest but...the bear used the rabbit to wipe itself...is
that the punchline?
On 26 September 2014 12:30, Jerry Milo Johnson wrote:
>
> I had a girlfriend I could literally drop to the floor laughing if I just
> started to tell that punch line
>
> "So the bear..."
>
> That was
I had a girlfriend I could literally drop to the floor laughing if I just
started to tell that punch line
"So the bear..."
That was fun.
On Friday, September 26, 2014, C. Hatton Humphrey
wrote:
>
> On Fri, Sep 26, 2014 at 10:40 AM, GMoney > wrote:
>
> > Anyone heard any good jokes lately?
>
On Fri, Sep 26, 2014 at 10:40 AM, GMoney wrote:
> Anyone heard any good jokes lately?
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
A bear was taking a dump in the woods when a rabbit hopped up. The bear
asked the rabbit if he had a problem with crap sticking to his fur... (you
know the rest of the story
So my annual trip to the lake with all my brothers is next weekend, and I
always like to have a few good (dirty) jokes to entertain around the camp
fire.
Anyone heard any good jokes lately?
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This is some good stuff.
Actually, a smaller version of this would be awesome. Does it exist?
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On 6 April 2014 13:54, Larry C. Lyons wrote:
>
> http://cheezburger.com/59813377
>
> quit fooling around and take my money!
>
>
~
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Mohammed, Ali and Mustafa walk into a bar ...
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I LOL'd
On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 9:33 AM, Larry C. Lyons wrote:
>
> A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his
> office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
>
> As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely
> tore off the driver's door.
>
> Fo
A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely
tore off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the
accident and pulle
This guy was hitch-hiking on a California road. Suddenly a beautiful
sun-tanned blonde in a Maserati convertible slowed down, looked him
over, and said: "Are you a Republican or a Democrat?" "Democrat," said
the guy. The blonde made a face and pulled away, leaving him in a
cloud of dust.
Some tim
Yeah, I am nerdly embarrassed for finding that funny.
On Mon, Oct 17, 2011 at 10:45 AM, Gruss Gott wrote:
>
> Oh that's good ...
>
>
>
> On Oct 17, 2011, at 9:20 AM, Cameron Childress wrote:
>
> >
> > The bartender says: "We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here".
> >
> > Two neutrin
Oh that's good ...
On Oct 17, 2011, at 9:20 AM, Cameron Childress wrote:
>
> The bartender says: "We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here".
>
> Two neutrinos walk into a bar.
>
> ...
>
>
>
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On Sat, Oct 15, 2011 at 9:52 AM, Medic wrote:
>
> Knock Knock
>
> Who is there?
>
> Bob
>
> Bob who?
>
> BOB WOBWOBWOOOBWOBWOBOWOB
>
>
>
Questions: whats the difference between Fishing and going to a Dubstep rave?
Answer: nothing.. its people standing around waiting for the biggest bass.
Knock Knock
Who is there?
Bob
Bob who?
BOB WOBWOBWOOOBWOBWOBOWOB
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I'm helping Judith edit a fan fiction story and an awkward sentence
led to the following joke:
Did you hear the one about the impulsive transsexual? She went around
half cocked.
No offense was intended to those on the list who are transsexual or
half c
Vibrella from Babeland:
"April showers promise to bring more than May flowers when you take
your new Vibrella for a spin! Babeland introduces the first-ever
vibrating umbrella: what appears to onlookers as an ordinary (albeit
attractive!) umbrella is actually a waterproof vibrator that records
an
ROFLMAO!! Brilliant!
On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 11:17 AM, Jerry Milo Johnson wrote:
>
> Got this from my father, thought it was pretty funny.
>
> The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative
> to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems
> th
Got this from my father, thought it was pretty funny.
The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative
to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems
that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shooting
or trapping the pr
That's fake...though it would be funny
-Original Message-
From: denstar [mailto:valliants...@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, November 08, 2010 6:13 PM
To: cf-community
Subject: Re: Friday Joke (OK Its Late).
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l79hqztKL81qzzgkwo1_500.jpg
On Sun, Nov 7,
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l79hqztKL81qzzgkwo1_500.jpg
On Sun, Nov 7, 2010 at 8:26 AM, Sam wrote:
>
> Step 1. Go to http://maps.google.com
>
> Step 2. Click get directions
>
> Step 3. Type origin (A) as Japan
>
> Step 4. Type Destination (B) as China
>
> Step 5.
>From Friday nights Fox News All-Stars.
On Nancy Pelosis decision to run for minority leader:
All I can say is: How good a week can one have? Pelosi is the
poster child of San Francisco liberalism and shes going to remain.
The only thing that could top it would be for the president to say
Really Larry?
Do we need a beer summit?
On Sun, Nov 7, 2010 at 9:52 PM, Larry Lyons wrote:
>
> I think that Sam needs to stop looking at pron sites lie iHeartChaos
>
>>Step 1. Go to http://maps.google.com
>>
>>Step 2. Click get directions
>>
>>Step 3. Type origin (A) as Japan
I think that Sam needs to stop looking at pron sites lie iHeartChaos
>Step 1. Go to http://maps.google.com
>
>Step 2. Click get directions
>
>Step 3. Type origin (A) as Japan
>
>Step 4. Type Destination (B) as China
>
>Step 5. Go to line 43
>
>Step 6. Laugh!
That's pretty darn funny :-)
On 7 November 2010 12:27, Eric Roberts wrote:
>
> LOL..I guess someone at google has a sense of humor hehehe.
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From: Sam [mailto:sammyc...@gmail.com]
Sent: Sunday, November 07, 2010 10:26 AM
To: cf-community
Subject: Re: Friday Joke (OK Its Late).
Step 1. Go to http://maps.google.com
Step 2. Click get
Step 1. Go to http://maps.google.com
Step 2. Click get directions
Step 3. Type origin (A) as Japan
Step 4. Type Destination (B) as China
Step 5. Go to line 43
Step 6. Laugh!
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>From Andy Jarrett
Fridays Joke: Do the washing up when asked
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one
day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years
old. It is shiny an
On Sun, May 9, 2010 at 10:31 AM, Raymond Camden wrote:
>
> At the end of the day, unless Apple is holding a gun to your head,
> they have every right in the world to ask you to do anything. They can
> ask you to eat shit. As anti-Apple I am lately, I'm _more_ upset with
> Ellen. Of course, if my
At the end of the day, unless Apple is holding a gun to your head,
they have every right in the world to ask you to do anything. They can
ask you to eat shit. As anti-Apple I am lately, I'm _more_ upset with
Ellen. Of course, if my boss at a multi-million dollar job told me to
say I'm sorry, I can
"Google Trends has Apple sucking about 205 more then microsoft..."
The perceived Apple directed Gestapo tactics of the police over the lost 4G
phone certainly didn't help this.
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Should Apple be considered "the man"?
http://mashable.com/2010/05/05/ellen-iphone-parody/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRx_g1ljlUM
Google Trends has Apple sucking about 205 more then microsoft...
http://www.google.com/trends?q=apple+sucks,+microsoft+sucks&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0
> I kept going back and forth on this site. I _think_ it is a great parody
> site, but it took me a good half hour to be sure.
It's not even good parody but yes, it's fake if that's what you mean.
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The Treatment
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn,
specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with
second-degree burns.
With his
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Fridays Joke: A Good postman
One Monday morning the Postman is riding through the neighbourhood on his usual
route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that
both cars were still in the driveway. His
Harumph. You better not of needed some of that stuff you asked for earlier
today ... brave or not.
On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 6:42 PM, Gruss Gott wrote:
>
> > Vivec:
> >
> > ..you sound like a blonde..^_^
> >
> > *runs*
> >
>
> You, sir, are possibly the bravest man of all time.
>
> (Hopefully
> Vivec:
>
> ..you sound like a blonde..^_^
>
> *runs*
>
You, sir, are possibly the bravest man of all time.
(Hopefully that will give your family comfort, while you're getting
your affairs in order)
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I took that into consideration and typed mine slowly.
2009/3/31 Vivec
>
> ..you sound like a blonde..^_^
>
> *runs*
>
> 2009/3/31 Erika L. Walker
>
> >
> > o.m.g.
> >
> >
> >
>
>
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Blonde joke back atcha:
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed late one night, being kept awake
by the neighbor's barking dog. After a while the blonde, frustrated and
tired, gets up and runs downstairs and outside.
A few moments later she returns and climbs back into bed. Her husband
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Now that's someone worth hiring. Thinking outside the box to solve a
problem. Really using her head (yes, grown)
On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 5:22 PM, Larry Lyons wrote:
>
> If you're having a day like mine, you'll appreciate this one:
>
> A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing
If you're having a day like mine, you'll appreciate this one:
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive,
expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the
body dressed. She points out that the man does loo
courtesy of Andy Jarret
Fridays Joke: Daddys little girl
Posted At : November 7, 2008 4:24 AM | Posted By : Andy Jarrett
Related Categories: Fun
Another Firday has come, which means another week closer to the wedding for me.
I have yet to see a good wedding joke to stick up on the Friday. If
Fridays Joke: Successful sons
Posted At : October 31, 2008 4:44 AM | Posted By : Andy Jarrett
Related Categories: Fun
Four men get together at a reunion. Three of them had sons and they started
bragging about them, while the fourth guy went to the bar to get some drinks.
The first man said his
Courtesy of Andy Jarrett
Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over
the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely
asked,
"What are you up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I
>> Do you know the difference between Congress and a porcupine?
>>
>> With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
>
> that was a good one!
> thanks
An old man and his son were driving down a country lane. The man saw
a bunch of round hay bales in a field and commented, "See that hay?
It's ge
I'd go crazy if I could only work from work :)
On Wed, Oct 8, 2008 at 7:59 AM, Stephenie Hamilton <
[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> woohoo, sounds beautiful. you are not that far from me as i am in
> charlotte.
> thanks for the joke!
> i wish i could get a gmail, but all t
that was a good one!
thanks
> Do you know the difference between Congress and a porcupine?
>
> With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
>
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woohoo, sounds beautiful. you are not that far from me as i am in charlotte.
thanks for the joke!
i wish i could get a gmail, but all those web mail sites are blocked from work.
we can only work from work lol.
thanks again! ttfn
~~
steph
>Heya Stephenie with an E!
>
>Things are
Here ya go
Skinny Dipping...
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he
fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and
peach trees.
One evening the old farme
urself one of those good old fashioned gmail accounts!
;) that way you can still read it thru the web but in all it's named glory!
Now I'll go find a good joke for ya ...
On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 1:02 PM, Stephenie Hamilton <
[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> HEY YOU! its E with a K!!
Do you know the difference between Congress and a porcupine?
With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 7:59 AM, Stephenie Hamilton
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> good morning cf'ers. i could really use a good joke, i am full up on
> politics, f
HEY YOU! its E with a K!!!
i wondered where you have been have to read this through the web as i can't
sign up for the lists with work email addy and i notice it puts all the authors
as private, so if you don't put a signature, no one reading through the web
knows who sent what...
yep, i ha
the hell are ya gal!
>
>
> On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 10:59 AM, Stephenie Hamilton <
> [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>> good morning cf'ers. i could really use a good joke, i am full up on
>> politics, financial woe
O.M.G.
She lives! She reads! She breathes! She types!
First Beth, now STEPH-ANIE!
**dances around**
How the hell are ya gal!
On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 10:59 AM, Stephenie Hamilton <
[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> good morning cf'ers. i could really use a good joke, i
Yesterday, I went into the bank. The line was quite long, and the
clerks moved with their uncanny slowness.
Over the course of the fifteen minutes that passed in the line..I felt
a rumbling from my tummy. I tried to ignore it, but five minutes later
it happened again.
I stepped to the side a bit,
On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 8:24 AM, Stephenie Hamilton <
[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> rofl! now that's more like it...
> w, i needed that...anybody have any more?
> ~~
> steph
>
a married woman decides her love life needs to be spiced up a bit, so she
buys a pair of crotchless panties and decides
> -Original Message-
> From: Stephenie Hamilton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Wednesday, October 01, 2008 11:00 AM
> To: cf-community
> Subject: I need a joke
>
> good morning cf'ers. i could really use a good joke, i am full up on
> politics, financ
whats the definition CONFUSION???
20 blind lesbians in a fish market :)
-- tony
Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.
-- siddhartha gautama
On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 11:24 AM, Stephenie Hamilton
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> rofl! now that's more like it...
> woo
Stephenie Hamilton wrote:
> rofl! now that's more like it...
> w, i needed that...anybody have any more?
> ~~
> steph
One of my oldest one-liners.
Do you know what the difference is between people and computers?
With computers the software goes into the hardware.
Baa da dum! I'll be here a
rofl! now that's more like it...
w, i needed that...anybody have any more?
~~
steph
>A young man and his new wife are driving down a dark, lonely road one night,
>when the woman starts to feel a little randy. So she starts kissing his neck
>and whispers into his ear: "You know, speed turns me
ident and my
boyfriend is stuck"
Guy takes one look at the shoe and says: "Lady, he's WAY too far in there
for me to do anything about it!"
On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 9:59 AM, Stephenie Hamilton <
[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> good morning cf'ers. i could really u
Here's a rib splitter:
There's a good chance that Sarah Palin will be our president within the next
4 years.
Sorry - had to. :)
On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 9:59 AM, Stephenie Hamilton <
[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> good morning cf'ers. i could really use a good joke, i
good morning cf'ers. i could really use a good joke, i am full up on politics,
financial woes etc.
who has a rib splitter they will share?
~~
stephenie
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>Don't worry about if it actually happened or not
>hee hee hee :)
>
legend only:
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Don't worry about if it actually happened or not
hee hee hee :)
"The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid term paper.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we
This will also make you laugh at the end
http://www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=20060714
On Fri, Sep 5, 2008 at 7:07 PM, morchella <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:
> any one got a funny?i sure as shit could use some humor right about now..
> or some green..
>
>
>
~~
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
$5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan,
so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL
On Fri, Sep 5, 2008 at 4:07 PM, morchella <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> any one got a funny?i sure as shit could use some humor right about now..
> or some green..
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were
quite humorous. A physician claimed that the f
any one got a funny?i sure as shit could use some humor right about now..
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Fridays Joke: In and out of puddles
Posted At : August 22, 2008 4:57 AM | Posted By : Andy Jarrett
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders
a
"Man Dave, you sure picked up a bitch this time!"
Much better than this week's offering...i'm still laughing thinking about
that jokeclassic. Got any more in this vein?
On Fri, Aug 15, 2008 at 7:36 AM, Larry Lyons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> C
Courtesy of Andy Jarrett (http://andyjarrett.co.uk/andy/blog/index.cfm)
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated
conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma co
Oh hell yeah!!
bwahahahaa.that is an AWESOME joke.
On Fri, Aug 1, 2008 at 12:01 PM, Larry Lyons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Courtesy of Andy Jarrett
>
> http://andyjarrett.co.uk/andy/blog/index.cfm/2008/8/1/Fridays-Joke-Strip-club-for-his-birthday
>
> A wife decides t
Courtesy of Andy Jarrett
http://andyjarrett.co.uk/andy/blog/index.cfm/2008/8/1/Fridays-Joke-Strip-club-for-his-birthday
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzz
> His wife, standing behind him, says, "Now, do you understand?"
no...
j/k LOL
;-)
--
will
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true;
and that would just be unacceptable."
- Carrie Fisher
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A man is preparing for the big fight tonight. He goes to the grocery
store and purchases shrimp and beer. He gets home and puts the beer
in the freezer to cool and starts the water to boiling. He scoots the
coffee table closer to the couch and moves all the pillows off the
sofa. He purc
Fridays Joke: Only 51 days
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts
open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five
bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a
large table. The corks are popped
Good one. Funny stuff.
Larry Lyons wrote:
> An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in
> reviving her husband's libido.
>
> 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
>
> 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
>
> 'Not a problem,' replied the
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in
reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you
drop
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Fridays Joke: God and the biker
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
, January 16, 2008 9:19 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could be done.
--BenD
Bruce Sorge wrote:
> Why did the man throw the clock out of the window?
> To see time fly
>
> Why did the chick
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could be done.
--BenD
Bruce Sorge wrote:
> Why did the man throw the clock out of the window?
> To see time fly
>
> Why did the chicken cross the road?
> To get to the other side
>
> Horse walks into a bar
> Bartender says "why the l
Guy goes to a shrink to discuss some very odd dreams he's been having.
He says "Doc, I don't know what's wrong with me, I keep dreaming that
I'm a wigwam, then I wake up and finally when I get back to sleep I
start dreaming that I am a teepee!"
The Doc replies "Unfortunately I see this problem
Why did the man throw the clock out of the window?
To see time fly
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
Horse walks into a bar
Bartender says "why the long face?"
Why couldn't the pony sing?
He was a little hoarse
They go on and on.
Bruce
--
Throttle Jockey -
Why go
what do you do when your Kotex is on fire?
throw it on the ground and tampon it.
hello?
hello?
On Jan 15, 2008 2:51 PM, Cameron Childress <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Yes, I loved that one as a kid. Also:
>
> How do you catch a unique rabbit?
> You 'neak up on him.
>
> How do you catch a tame ra
Yes, I loved that one as a kid. Also:
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You 'neak up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Da 'tame way.
-Cameron
Jim Davis wrote:
> My daughter's (5-years old) current favorite:
>
> Knock knock?
> -Who's there?
> Banana
> -Banana who?
> Knock knock?
> -Who's
My daughter's (5-years old) current favorite:
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Banana
-Banana who?
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Banana
-Banana who?
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Banana
-Banana who?
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Orange
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?
Jim Davis
~~
My kids love this chain:
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Ester
-Ester who?
Ester Bunny.
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Anna
-Anna who?
Anna-other Ester Bunny.
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Car
-Car who?
Cargo beep-beep, run over the Ester Bunnies.
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Boo
-Boo who?
Don't cry! The
Greg Morphis wrote:
> What's the difference between meat and fish?
> If you beat your fish, it'll die.
My favorite IT flavored version.
What is the difference between computers and people?
With computers, the software goes into the hardware.
~~
Cameron Childress <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > Nice - I knew the interrupting cow joke was a winner when I told a
> > friend's kid the joke and then about a year later the kid (forgetting I
> > was the one who taught it to him) told me the joke back when I saw him
>
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
On Jan 15, 2008 1:56 PM, Cameron Childress <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Nice - I knew the interrupting cow joke was a winner when I told a
> friend's kid the joke and then about a year later
Nice - I knew the interrupting cow joke was a winner when I told a
friend's kid the joke and then about a year later the kid (forgetting I
was the one who taught it to him) told me the joke back when I saw him
again.
-Cameron
Jim Campbell wrote:
> My kids have a variant on t
My son does this one with his own variation:
Him: Knock Knock
You: Who's There?
Him: Impatient Cow
Him: Moo!
On Jan 15, 2008 12:37 PM, Cameron Childress wrote:
> Me: Knock Knock.
> You: Who's There?
> Me: Interrupting Cow.
> You: Interrupting C
> Me: (interrupting your answer) MOO
Knock knock?
(Who's there?)
Dog
(Dog who?)
Woof.
Knock knock?
(Who's there?)
Cat
(Cat who?)
Meow
Knock knock?
(Who's there?)
Schizophrenic Cow
(Schizophrenic Cow who?)
Quack.
--BenD
Cameron Childress wrote:
> Me: Knock Knock.
> You: Who's There?
> Me: Interrupting Cow.
> You: Interrupting C
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