I saw yo mama walkin' down teh street the other day kickin' a can'
I said, 'Hey, what you doin'?'
She said 'Movin'
On Thu, Feb 12, 2009 at 1:01 PM, William Bowen wrote:
>
> > wha ... !!
> >
> > WillBo, yo momma so fat her myspace page is the internet. yo momma so
> > fat her facebook page can
I call Charlie the winner. This was water-thru-nose-hysterical ...
On Thu, Feb 12, 2009 at 11:39 AM, Charlie Griefer wrote:
>
>
> Yo momma so fat her .jpg is 30MB
>
>
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> wha ... !!
>
> WillBo, yo momma so fat her myspace page is the internet. yo momma so
> fat her facebook page can only be shown on the jumbotron. Yo momma so
> ugly she below Amy Winehouse on match.com
YOUNT! You out yo head!
Yo momma so fat, she replace Pluto as a planet.
Yo momma so ugly, t
> WillBo wrote:
> We award an additional two points to competitor Judah, for representin'
> We deduct two points from competitor Gruss for trippin'
>
wha ... !!
WillBo, yo momma so fat her myspace page is the internet. yo momma so
fat her facebook page can only be shown on the jumbotron. Yo mo
Judah:
>> Your momma is so ugly, she keeps 350 ton aircraft from falling out of the
>> sky...
Gruss:
> Yo momma so fat, she got more chins than a chinatown phone book
Update from the scoring table:
The "so fat" reference while clearly a classic, is out of context for
the current dozens.
We aw
On Thu, Feb 12, 2009 at 8:20 AM, Gruss Gott wrote:
>
> > Judah wrote:
> > Your momma is so ugly, she keeps 350 ton aircraft from falling out of the
> sky...
> >
>
> Yo momma so fat, she got more chins than a chinatown phone book
>
Yo momma so fat her .jpg is 30MB
--
I have failed as much as
> Judah wrote:
> Your momma is so ugly, she keeps 350 ton aircraft from falling out of the
> sky...
>
Yo momma so fat, she got more chins than a chinatown phone book
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That is pretty wicked. I love that this list can name so many types of
tape so easily.
Which reminds me of one of my favorite most useful websites of all time:
Stick This to That http://www.thistothat.com/
It is a site solely dedicated to glue advice. What do you have that
you want to stick to
And _everyone_ knows that EB Green is the best tape. Ever.
(EB as in Electric Boat).
I saw a welder (welding titanium hull) make a 20 foot loop from the rafter,
and stand in the loop for an hour (to free up a lift)
It is even approved by the us mail service as a preferred tape.
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From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:elwal...@ruwebby.com]
Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2009 6:45 AM
To: cf-community
Subject: Re: If the Girls don't find you handsome, they should at least find
you handy.
omg. ya'll are
omg. ya'll are such geeks ...
handsome, huggable, sometimes lovable, but still geeks ...
On Thu, Feb 12, 2009 at 12:12 AM, Charlie Griefer wrote:
>
> On Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 9:06 PM, Gruss Gott wrote:
>
> >
> > > Judah wrote:
> > > Gaffer tape keeps large scale steel rigging from falling on y
On Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 9:06 PM, Gruss Gott wrote:
>
> > Judah wrote:
> > Gaffer tape keeps large scale steel rigging from falling on your head.
> > I'll stick with that.
> >
>
> Speed tape keeps 350 ton aircraft from falling out of the sky.
>
so what? they'd just land on the large scale steel
On Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 9:06 PM, Gruss Gott wrote:
> Speed tape keeps 350 ton aircraft from falling out of the sky.
>
> So there.
Your momma is so ugly, she keeps 350 ton aircraft from falling out of the sky...
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> Judah wrote:
> Gaffer tape keeps large scale steel rigging from falling on your head.
> I'll stick with that.
>
Speed tape keeps 350 ton aircraft from falling out of the sky.
So there.
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Gorilla Tape FTW!
On Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 11:48 PM, Judah McAuley wrote:
>
> Gaffer tape keeps large scale steel rigging from falling on your head.
> I'll stick with that.
>
> Judah
>
> On Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 8:37 PM, Gruss Gott wrote:
> >
> >> Judah wrote:
> >> And serious guys use Gaffer Tap
Gaffer tape keeps large scale steel rigging from falling on your head.
I'll stick with that.
Judah
On Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 8:37 PM, Gruss Gott wrote:
>
>> Judah wrote:
>> And serious guys use Gaffer Tape.
>>
>
> And you lose again on this comment too.
>
> Serious guys use "speed tape". Its adh
> Judah wrote:
> And serious guys use Gaffer Tape.
>
And you lose again on this comment too.
Serious guys use "speed tape". Its adhesive can withstand 700mph winds.
Now stop playing your macho head games and get back to work.
~~~
> Judah wrote:
>
> That's duct tape, dude, not duck. Negative geek points there :)
>
Mmm ... nope. It's actually Duck Tape. And I'm sticking with that.
BTW, "forte" as in, "etymology is my forte" is pronounced "fort" NOT
for-tay.
Common mistake on the Duck Tape though:
http://www.ducktapeclub
That's duct tape, dude, not duck. Negative geek points there :)
And serious guys use Gaffer Tape.
And nicely done Jim. I should really get a soldering iron again.
Though given how I burnt myself with the hot glue gun last time,
perhaps I shouldn't. Apparently I shouldn't craft drunk.
Judah
On
> Jim wrote:
> Took 20 minutes and now the damn thing not only works but works from at
> least twice the distance as before.
>
Way to go dude!
But don't forget to wrap the thing in the handy man's secret weapon, duck tape:
http://lifehacker.com/software/top/macgyver-tip-duct-tape-your-remote-12
> -Original Message-
> From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Monday, June 11, 2007 11:32 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: If the girls don't find you handsome, they should at least
> find you handy
>
> very nice...
> the little fella
> -Original Message-
> From: Bruce Sorge [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Monday, June 11, 2007 11:06 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: If the girls don't find you handsome, they should at least
> find you handy
>
> Very nice Jim and I am impressed w
beautiful! I'll second the "great quality" comment.
On 6/11/07, Jim Davis wrote:
>
> I got a miter-saw for my birthday and here's the first thing I ended up
> doing with it (we bought the swing itself, but the rest is all me):
>
~~
> I got a miter-saw for my birthday and here's the first thing I ended
> up doing with it (we bought the swing itself, but the rest is all
> me):
Wow, nice work! I personally would take a guy that was handy over one that was
handsome any day! Although the last fellow I dated for any length of t
well now i'm all sorts of confused. life really needs to come with an
instruction manual.
On 6/11/07, Zaphod Beeblebrox <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to use a mitre saw when you masturbate.
>
>
> On 6/11/07, Charlie Griefer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >
> > if
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to use a mitre saw when you masturbate.
On 6/11/07, Charlie Griefer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> if i got my hands on a miter-saw i'd probably shoot my eye out :)
>
> --
> Charlie Griefer
>
>
> "...All the worl
On 6/11/07, Jim Davis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> I got a miter-saw for my birthday and here's the first thing I ended up doing
> with it (we bought the swing itself, but the rest is all me):
>
> ftp://ftp.depressedpress.com/Swing/
nicely done.
if i got my hands on a miter-saw i'd probably shoo
very nice...
the little fella dosnt look so sure of the swing!
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Very nice Jim and I am impressed with the quality. I love doing woodwork. I
have a shed out back that has been there forever and it is about to come
down and get replaced with something new. I was going to go for the pre-fab
just supply your own nails type, but I have several plans for nice
do-it-y
Jim, do you think 4x4s are strong enough? why not 6x6s?
=)
Very nice. That will be there years from now, just as sturdy as today.
> On 6/11/07, Jim Davis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > I got a miter-saw for my birthday and here's the first thing I ended up
> > doing with it (we bought the swing
Cool Jim! I'm about to start on a multi-phase deck around our
swimming pool and hot tub. Well, at least I'll start on it after I
get the damn hot tub installed and working.
On 6/11/07, Jim Davis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> I got a miter-saw for my birthday and here's the first thing I ended u
>Sure. Not an electric screwdriver at all.
>
>My favorite attachements: Sheet metal cutter, phillips bit, square bit, hole
>saw.
>
>How big's your battery? What brand?
Both my used-up one and my latest are Craftsmen. Not top-quality drills, but
certainly good enough for my use. I hope the batteri
Sure. Not an electric screwdriver at all.
My favorite attachements: Sheet metal cutter, phillips bit, square bit, hole
saw.
How big's your battery? What brand?
On 1/2/07, Mary Jo Sminkey <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> >I admit I snickered when I read it.
>
> Well, I did say I was single ;-)
>I admit I snickered when I read it.
Well, I did say I was single ;-)
>I mean, who uses a power screwdriver?
Well, it's a drill actually, I just use the screwdriver attachments far more
than the drill bits, so tend to think of it that way. You boys can feel free to
imagine what other "at
What?.What?.oooh! Out of the gutter people!
On 1/2/07, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> I admit I snickered when I read it.
>
> ..
> ..
> ..
>
> I mean, who uses a power screwdriver?
>
> What did you think I meant? You have a dirty mind!
>
> On 1/2/07, Erika L. Walker <[EMA
I admit I snickered when I read it.
..
..
..
I mean, who uses a power screwdriver?
What did you think I meant? You have a dirty mind!
On 1/2/07, Erika L. Walker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Couldn't resist highlighting this particular line for some reason ...
>
> ##| -Original Message
Couldn't resist highlighting this particular line for some reason ...
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##| From: Mary Jo Sminkey
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> Why is it that women that are mechanically inclined tend to meet the
> men that aren't? I do most of the home improvement projects in our
> house.
Well, I wouldn't say I am mechanically inclined myself, just that the men I
seem to meet are even less so than I am. Being single, I've had to lear
That's a great line from the Red Green show!
My other favorite is: "and always remember, keep your stick on the ice"
Duane
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See, I married that female Army mechanic that could cook and clean :)
> -Original Message-
> From: Bruce Sorge [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, January 02, 2007 11:52 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: If the girls don't find you handsome, they should at le
ar or her home. And she goes bird hunting with me so
she can get her own food if she needs to. LOL
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From: Deanna Schneider [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, January 02, 2007 8:36 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: If the girls don't find you handsome, they shoul
On 1/2/07, Mary Jo Sminkey <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
twork wired properly for me...worth gold! ;-)
>
> Unfortunately I always seem to meet fellows that are not very mechanically
> inclined...
Why is it that women that are mechanically inclined tend to meet the
men that aren't? I do most of the h
> I've been lucky in my career in that respect. In 15 years I've only
> worked one place (briefly) where there was a business dress code -
> everywhere else is T-Shirts and slacks. Lucky I've not had to deal
> with a facial-hair policy since I stopped working at McDonalds - damn
> I HATE shav
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> From: "Deanna Schneider" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: CF-Community
> Date: Tue, 2 Jan 2007 08:41:02 -0600
>
> Well, I was picturing older and more professorial.
No... not me. ;^)
I've been lucky in my career in that respect. In 15 years I've only worked one
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> From: "Erika L. Walker" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Reply-To: cf-community@houseoffusion.com
> To: CF-Community
> Date: Tue, 2 Jan 2007 10:03:11 -0500
>
> This was awesome. Thanks for sharing ... I want to build one of these in
> the garage. But I want shelves unde
This was awesome. Thanks for sharing ... I want to build one of these in
the garage. But I want shelves underneath as well. Thanks for the pics.
By the way - where did you get that air compressor? What do you use it
for besides tires ... :)
Cheers,
Erika
~~
Well, I was picturing older and more professorial.
On 1/2/07, Jim Davis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Yup - it's hard to see fat and hairy over a message board. ;^)
>
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> -Original Message-
> From: Deanna Schneider [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, January 02, 2007 7:38 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: If the girls don't find you handsome, they should at least
> find you handy.
>
> By the way, you don't look
Very nice. My dad and I built one in my basement. It quickly devolved
into a catchall of tools and electrical parts. I need more storage.
You may have inspired me.
But, I have to finish the bathroom remodel first.
By the way, you don't look anything like the pic I had in my head.
(Get your mind o
very cool indeed.
i need to pick up my garage.
what a mess.
would love your layout!
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It's radical to see thought > will > action type whatnot.
Is it even possible to over design or over engineer a workbench? =]
Nice work dude!
On 1/1/07, Jim Davis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> After a few weekends of work I've finally got myself an actual, factual
> workbench.
> ...
>
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