, January 16, 2008 9:19 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could be done.
--BenD
Bruce Sorge wrote:
> Why did the man throw the clock out of the window?
> To see time fly
>
> Why did the chick
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could be done.
--BenD
Bruce Sorge wrote:
> Why did the man throw the clock out of the window?
> To see time fly
>
> Why did the chicken cross the road?
> To get to the other side
>
> Horse walks into a bar
> Bartender says "why the l
Guy goes to a shrink to discuss some very odd dreams he's been having.
He says "Doc, I don't know what's wrong with me, I keep dreaming that
I'm a wigwam, then I wake up and finally when I get back to sleep I
start dreaming that I am a teepee!"
The Doc replies "Unfortunately I see this problem
Why did the man throw the clock out of the window?
To see time fly
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
Horse walks into a bar
Bartender says "why the long face?"
Why couldn't the pony sing?
He was a little hoarse
They go on and on.
Bruce
--
Throttle Jockey -
Why go
what do you do when your Kotex is on fire?
throw it on the ground and tampon it.
hello?
hello?
On Jan 15, 2008 2:51 PM, Cameron Childress <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Yes, I loved that one as a kid. Also:
>
> How do you catch a unique rabbit?
> You 'neak up on him.
>
> How do you catch a tame ra
Yes, I loved that one as a kid. Also:
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You 'neak up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Da 'tame way.
-Cameron
Jim Davis wrote:
> My daughter's (5-years old) current favorite:
>
> Knock knock?
> -Who's there?
> Banana
> -Banana who?
> Knock knock?
> -Who's
My daughter's (5-years old) current favorite:
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Banana
-Banana who?
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Banana
-Banana who?
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Banana
-Banana who?
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Orange
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?
Jim Davis
~~
My kids love this chain:
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Ester
-Ester who?
Ester Bunny.
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Anna
-Anna who?
Anna-other Ester Bunny.
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Car
-Car who?
Cargo beep-beep, run over the Ester Bunnies.
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Boo
-Boo who?
Don't cry! The
Greg Morphis wrote:
> What's the difference between meat and fish?
> If you beat your fish, it'll die.
My favorite IT flavored version.
What is the difference between computers and people?
With computers, the software goes into the hardware.
~~
what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
anyone can roast beef.
On Jan 15, 2008 12:01 PM, Greg Morphis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> What's the difference between meat and fish?
> If you beat your fish, it'll die.
>
>
> On Jan 15, 2008 1:56 PM, Cameron Childress <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> w
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
On Jan 15, 2008 1:56 PM, Cameron Childress <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Nice - I knew the interrupting cow joke was a winner when I told a
> friend's kid the joke and then about a year later the kid (forgetting I
> was
Nice - I knew the interrupting cow joke was a winner when I told a
friend's kid the joke and then about a year later the kid (forgetting I
was the one who taught it to him) told me the joke back when I saw him
again.
-Cameron
Jim Campbell wrote:
> My kids have a variant on that joke:
>
> Knoc
My son does this one with his own variation:
Him: Knock Knock
You: Who's There?
Him: Impatient Cow
Him: Moo!
On Jan 15, 2008 12:37 PM, Cameron Childress wrote:
> Me: Knock Knock.
> You: Who's There?
> Me: Interrupting Cow.
> You: Interrupting C
> Me: (interrupting your answer) MOO
Knock knock?
(Who's there?)
Dog
(Dog who?)
Woof.
Knock knock?
(Who's there?)
Cat
(Cat who?)
Meow
Knock knock?
(Who's there?)
Schizophrenic Cow
(Schizophrenic Cow who?)
Quack.
--BenD
Cameron Childress wrote:
> Me: Knock Knock.
> You: Who's There?
> Me: Interrupting Cow.
> You: Interrupting C
My kids have a variant on that joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there
Interrupting Dalek
Interrupt...
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
This joke works with all sorts of variants, too. Interrupting opera singer,
Interrupting Booger From Revenge of the Nerds, Interrupting Howler Monkey,
Interrupting Guitar Feedback
Me: Knock Knock.
You: Who's There?
Me: Interrupting Cow.
You: Interrupting C
Me: (interrupting your answer) MOO
-Cameron
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> How to catch a polar bear.
>
> Carefully go out on the ice and cut a large hole, Surround the hole with
> frozen peas. Hide and wait qui
and...
Guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender looks up
and says "Where did you get that dumb ape?" Guy says, "This isn't an
ape, it's a duck". Bartender says "I was TALKING to the duck".
A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartenders says
"Can I help you?" and
This is one of my favorite jokes!
Makes me giggle every time.
On 1/15/08, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> How to catch a polar bear.
>
> Carefully go out on the ice and cut a large hole, Surround the hole with
> frozen peas. Hide and wait quietly. When the Bear comes to take a Pe
> "A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head..."
Sorry, I screwed that up...
A *RABBI* walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks,
"Hey, where'd you get that?" And the duck says, "Brooklyn -- there's LOTS
of 'em!"
Okay, so Shecky Greene I'm not.
Respectfully,
Adam Phil
, 2008 11:59 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: joke of the day (jewish spin)
> "A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head..." is an opening used
> for about 20 jokes I know of.
As in:
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey,
where'd yo
> "A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head..." is an opening used
> for about 20 jokes I know of.
As in:
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey,
where'd you get that?" And the duck says, "Brooklyn -- there's LOTS of
'em!"
Respectfully,
Adam Phillip Chu
holy blast from the past batman
- Original Message -
From: "Shawna Hampton" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community"
Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 12:33 PM
Subject: RE: joke of the day (jewish spin)
> Okay, here's one courtesy of my 4-year-o
TED]
Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 11:27 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
I finally get it. Good explanation. Yeah, much too simple for an adult.
Defnitely great for a kid. A smart kid ...
On 1/15/08, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> It
I finally get it. Good explanation. Yeah, much too simple for an adult.
Defnitely great for a kid. A smart kid ...
On 1/15/08, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> It is a juvenile joke. It would be great for a 4th grader to have
> thought up. Pretty good for a 9th grader. A little simple
It is a juvenile joke. It would be great for a 4th grader to have
thought up. Pretty good for a 9th grader. A little simple for an
adult, but a good twist.
If you really don't get it, and are still curious, here are the pieces
of that joke.
"A man walks into a bar" is a standard joke opening,
i tell them sometimes, but im one of those people
who sometimes doesnt get the gist of jokes...
part of my mild autism my mother always said...
tw
On Jan 15, 2008 12:14 PM, G Money <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Wow.have you ever told a joke Weegs?
>
> A minister, a priest and a rabbi walk
Wow.have you ever told a joke Weegs?
A minister, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at
them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
On Jan 15, 2008 11:06 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> i still dont get it tho'
>
> i think its just a dumb joke.
>
> cause
i still dont get it tho'
i think its just a dumb joke.
cause what rabbi wears a duck on his head, for the contrary to happen
and it be funny?
tw
On Jan 15, 2008 10:51 AM, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> "It's opposite day" the duck says.
>
> Don't you remember opposite day from like
"It's opposite day" the duck says.
Don't you remember opposite day from like the 2nd grade? Where
everything is contrary?
On Jan 15, 2008 10:46 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> i still dont get it?
>
> On Jan 15, 2008 10:41 AM, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > Normally, the joke
Probably because it's not very funny
On Jan 15, 2008 9:46 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> i still dont get it?
>
> On Jan 15, 2008 10:41 AM, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > Normally, the joke is "a man walks into a bar with a duck on his head"
> >
> > The Jewish spin is the
i still dont get it?
On Jan 15, 2008 10:41 AM, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Normally, the joke is "a man walks into a bar with a duck on his head"
>
> The Jewish spin is the Rabbi (who seems to be in a lot of jokes, the funny
> guy)
>
> On Jan 15, 2008 10:38 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECT
Normally, the joke is "a man walks into a bar with a duck on his head"
The Jewish spin is the Rabbi (who seems to be in a lot of jokes, the funny guy)
On Jan 15, 2008 10:38 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> does anyone get this joke?
> i didnt...
>
> A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on hi
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