Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems

2006-02-01 Thread Christopher Smith
On Jan 31, 2006, at 11:29 PM, bill wrote: I think bass trombonists are cool. Thanks, man! That makes two; you and my mom! Christopher (whose wife is under no illusions about the coolness factor of musicians of any stripe!) ___ Finale mailing

Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems

2006-02-01 Thread Carl Dershem
bill wrote: Christopher, I hope you are not offfended by that. Being an ex-lead trombone player, I always envied the bass. So much cool plumbing! I could never afford it, but I always loved the sound. Sorry to be sophomoric, but bass trombones rule...and violists I think bass trombonists

Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems

2006-02-01 Thread Carl Dershem
Eric Dannewitz wrote: Of course, there is always the joke: What do you call a Trombone player with a pager? Optimist I always heard it: Q: What's the definition of a cocyekey optimist? A: A trombone player with a beeper. cd -- http://www.livejournal.com/users/dershem/#

RE: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems

2006-02-01 Thread Williams, Jim
: Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems bill wrote: Christopher, I hope you are not offfended by that. Being an ex-lead trombone player, I always envied the bass. So much cool plumbing! I could never afford it, but I always loved the sound. Sorry to be sophomoric

Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems

2006-02-01 Thread Carl Dershem
Williams, Jim wrote: Under no circumstances should anyone infer that I am writing this because I play the noble and mellow EUPHONIUM--the KING of instrruments--and refuse to play trombone*. I merely revel in the joys of unintentional grammatical irony. Hm. My euph is an Olds. :) cd --

Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems

2006-02-01 Thread YATESLAWRENCE
Alight, everybody else has had a go -here's mine: What's the difference between a kipper and a trombone player? One's greasy and smelly with big bulging eyes and the other's a fish. Cheers, Lawrence "þaes ofereode - þisses swa maeg"http://lawrenceyates.co.ukDulcian Wind Quintet:

Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems

2006-01-31 Thread Don Hart
on 1/31/06 1:02 PM, Andrew Stiller at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Q: What is the dynamic range of a bass trombone? A: On or off. I'm told that a century ago in England, it was standard practice for orchestra trombonists to play all notes forte and staccato, regardless of the notated dynamic

Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems

2006-01-31 Thread Christopher Smith
on 1/31/06 1:02 PM, Andrew Stiller at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Q: What is the dynamic range of a bass trombone? A: On or off. True story: The conductor of a major orchestra had been waxing philosophical for a few minutes on how he wanted a certain passage to be played. From the back, the

RE: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems

2006-01-31 Thread keith helgesen
-042171 -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Christopher Smith Sent: Wednesday, 1 February 2006 9:13 AM To: finale@shsu.edu Subject: Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems on 1/31/06 1:02 PM, Andrew Stiller at [EMAIL

Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems

2006-01-31 Thread Christopher Smith
The funniest part was the delivery. Think of Robert Barone, the big brother character from Everybody Loves Raymond, the TV show, delivering it in a deadpan monotone. Plus, the bass trombonist really was speaking out of turn, as he should refer to the section leader first for points of

Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems

2006-01-31 Thread Carl Dershem
Christopher Smith wrote: The funniest part was the delivery. Think of Robert Barone, the big brother character from Everybody Loves Raymond, the TV show, delivering it in a deadpan monotone. Plus, the bass trombonist really was speaking out of turn, as he should refer to the section leader

Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems

2006-01-31 Thread bill
I think bass trombonists are cool. ___ Finale mailing list Finale@shsu.edu http://lists.shsu.edu/mailman/listinfo/finale

Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems

2006-01-31 Thread Carl Dershem
bill wrote: I think bass trombonists are cool. Don't worry - you can get help. :) cd -- http://www.livejournal.com/users/dershem/# ___ Finale mailing list Finale@shsu.edu http://lists.shsu.edu/mailman/listinfo/finale

Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems

2006-01-31 Thread bill
Christopher, I hope you are not offfended by that. Being an ex-lead trombone player, I always envied the bass. So much cool plumbing! I could never afford it, but I always loved the sound. Sorry to be sophomoric, but bass trombones rule...and violists Bill bill wrote: I think bass

Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems

2006-01-31 Thread Eric Dannewitz
Of course, there is always the joke: What do you call a Trombone player with a pager? Optimist bill wrote: Christopher, I hope you are not offfended by that. Being an ex-lead trombone player, I always envied the bass. So much cool plumbing! I could never afford it, but I always loved the

Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems

2006-01-31 Thread Adriel
Hey I play soprano trombone..badly an oddly ;) -Adriel From: bill [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: finale@shsu.edu Date: Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:49:17 -0800 To: finale@shsu.edu Subject: Re: [Finale] [Fwd: Musical Humor] repost: Trombone problems Christopher, I hope you are not offfended