jokes@harbinger.sirma.bg

http://topsport.bg/article.php?cid=2&aid=4928

[JOKES] Zabranqvat futbola v CSKA :)))

http://www.standartnews.com/7sport/index.htm

[JOKES] http://www.cnsys.bg/files.html?prj=29159

 

[JOKES] ...

http://www.whoohoo.net/operababy/operababy.swf

[JOKES] Ne mu mislete:)

http://georgi.unixsol.org/pics/donthink.jpg

[JOKES] vijdam vi!

Title: Message http://andrewnikoloff.hit.bg/1.html

[JOKES] sin ekran

Title: Message http://users.pandora.be/soundx/

[JOKES] 2-te prasenca

Title: Message http://veselba.kafence.com/2-te_prasenca.GIF

[JOKES] The Matrix

Title: Message http://the-matrix.hit.bg/

[JOKES] Rekursiq za nachinaeshti

Title: Message http://www.mantasoft.co.uk/_stuff/Recursive.htm

[JOKES] Amerikancite... (on behalf of Kantcho)

Title: Message http://news.netinfo.bg/?tid=40&oid=385069

[JOKES] NATO time! :-)

Title: Message http://www.mediapool.bg/site/bulgaria/2002/11/26/03_261102bg.shtml

[JOKES] Reklami

Title: Message http://veselba.kafence.com/smirnoff/

[JOKES] http://dezign.toxichit.com/

Title: Message  

[JOKES] Toj e malyk no veche znae...

Title: Message   <>

[JOKES] Chisla

Title: Message http://www.sofia.bg/templkomp.asp?ime=KALEJD%7D&title=Ñòîëè÷åí%20êîìïàñ&pathtitle=kaleid&opis=Êàëåéäîñêîï

[JOKES] Mind Reader

Title: Message http://www.ak47.ru/mindreader.htm

[JOKES] Go offline?

Title: Message You Should Probably Get Offline If You name your children Eudora, Hyperlink and dotcom. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You spend half of the plane trip with your

[JOKES] FW: Biseri +++++

Title: Message   -Original Message-From: kan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, October 15, 2002 10:23 AMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Tihomir TarnavskiSubject: Biseri + Ponege ne moga sas segashnia mi adres da go pratia v Jokes, prati go ti  Òîï

[JOKES] Job search

Title: Message Ðàáîòà/IT ïðåäëàãà Âñè÷êè êàòåãîðèè  |  Ïóñíåòå íîâà îáÿâà  |  Íà÷àëî  |  Ïîêàæè îáÿâà  |  Òúðñè   Ïðåäèøíî çàïèòâàíå  |  Ñëåäâàùî çàïèòâàíå  Çàãëàâèå: programist Ïîäàòåë: Peter

[JOKES] Controllers:)

Title: Message http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A724114

[JOKES] Groovin' Granny

Title: Message http://www.funklix.com/Groovin_Granny/Groovin_Granny.cfm

[JOKES] trenirovka

Title: Message http://www.vinogradov.ru/game/game.html

[JOKES] FW: [ANNOUNCE] ICQ plateno ili go nqma :((

Title: Message Ima dobri komentari kym statiqta. Naprimer: "Shto se otnasya do osnovnoto - naistina suobshtenieto zvuchi podobno na skoroshnoto "Ford i GM vdigat cenite za da izlyazat ot krizata"... Interesno koga s takiva merki shte izlyazat??? Po-loshi avtomobili, no puk na po-visoki ceni.

[JOKES] Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 15:36:20 +0300

http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm  

[JOKES] Chess

http://www.amontillado.sp.ru/rus/rocknroll_chess.html      

[JOKES] Хр. Ботев (remake)

Æèâ å, òîé æèâ å ! Òàì ïðåä åêðàíà ïîòúíàë â ìèñëè, ñåäè è ïèøå åäíà äúëãà, ñëîæíà ïðîãðàìà, ïðîãðàìà íîâà, ìîùíà è áúðçà. Íà åäíà ñòðàíà çàõâúðëèë ìèøêà, íà äðóãà CD, íà äâå ñòðîøåíî, î÷è òúìíåÿò, ãëàâà ñå ëþøêà, óñòà ïðîêëèíàò âñè÷êî ñãðåøåíî.    

[JOKES] Pazete si video kartite!

http://forums.techbg.com/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=597&s  

[JOKES] Beirut telecom (2)

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2002-09-12/BeirutTelecom_1.jpg  

[JOKES] Biberon

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2002-08-27/smoczek.jpg    

[JOKES] Thirsty

\\tihot\temp\Thirsty.mpeg      

[JOKES] Beirut Telecom :))

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2002-09-12/BeirutTelecom2_1.jpg

[JOKES] Women

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."

[JOKES] Milk the cow...

http://www.ferryhalim.com/cowgame/      

[JOKES] Liliiii - nas maj v nishto ne ni biva:))

"...À ùî ñå îòíàñÿ äî áúëãàðñêèÿ âàìïèð - òîé å ïî-áåçîáèäåí è ÿäå ãðàäèíñêà òîð..." Àãåíò Ìúëäúð îò ñåðèàëà "Äîñèåòàòà Õ" (åïèçîä "Ëîøà êðúâ", èçëú÷åí ïî ÁÍÒ ëÿòî`2001)

[JOKES] Izbrani...

Ðàäèî Ìîñêâà êúì ðàäèî Åðåâàí: - À êîãäà áóäåò õîðîøî? - Óæå áûëî...    ïðåòúïêàí àâòîáóñ: - Ãîñïîäèíå,ìàõíåòå ñè ðúêàòà! Íå Âèå... Íå òàçè... Íå îòòàì!...   Ñòàð âàìïèð ó÷è ìàëêèÿ ñè ñèí êàê ñå ïèå êðúâ: - Çíà÷è, õâàùàø ÷îâåêà, çàõàïâàø ãî çà âðàòà è èçïèâàø ïîëîâèíàòà ìó

[JOKES] Biologiq

Èâàí÷î ñå îïëàêâà íà áàùà ñè: - Òàòå, ìíîãî ìå å ñòðàõ îò óòðåøíèÿ èçïèò ïî áèîëîãèÿ. Áàùàòà: - Íå ñå ïðèòåñíÿâàé, áå. Âúâ âñåêè âúïðîñ ñå êðèå è îòãîâîðúò. Íàïðèìåð, àêî òå ïîïèòàò, êàêâè ñà ÷àñòèòå íà òÿëîòî íà ãëàâîíîãèòå - âåäíàãà ñå ðàçáèðà, ÷å ñà ãëàâà è êðàêà Íà ñëåäâàùèÿ äåí È

[JOKES] Za shofiorite

  http://clubs.dir.bg/showthreaded.php?Cat=12&Board=avtomoto&Number=1937962794&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5  

[JOKES] biseri...

Åé, ÷îâåê! Íå çíàì êîé ñè, íî ñè òúðñÿ ãàäæå. Aêî ñè ìàöå, åëà íà Ñëàâåéêîâ ïðåä Ìàêäîíàëäñà â îñåì. Àêî ñè ïè÷, ïàê åëà è ùå òúðñèì ìàöêè. P.S. Àêî íå òå èíòåðåñóâà, ðàçïðàòè íà âñè÷êè, êîèòî ïîçíàâàø, pls? :) e-mail ñúîáùåíèå äî ïðîèçâîëåí ïîëó÷àòåë "Àêî èñêàø ùå îáÿäâàìå íÿêîÿ âå÷åð!" Îò

[JOKES] Porednata "mila rodna kartinka":)

http://www.mediapool.bg/site/bulgaria/2002/07/04/0001.shtmlne che e smeshno...

[JOKES] Fatal error?

http://sugarqube.com/sugarcards/sq_view.html?ATjff/cken_FatalError      

[JOKES] Ribolov. I az iskam taka...:)

  http://fun.dir.bg/materiali/clipove/040800/cl368.mpeg    

[JOKES] helicopter...

http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/south_coast/helicopter_game.htm  

[JOKES] Ne e joke, a e krajno vreme momchetata ot M$ da se nauchat:-)

http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/dncode/html/secure05202002.asp     "Cogito ergo sum"  -- Rene Descartes   /**** *  Tihomir Tarnavski - Software Engineer    *  Sirma AI Ltd. -

[JOKES] Dokyde stignahme...

  http://www.mediapool.bg/site/bulgaria/2002/05/27/0007.shtml  

[JOKES] ...

http://www.mediapool.bg/site/bulgaria/2002/04/01/0002.shtml  

[JOKES] Baby

http://members.aol.com/fdipiazza/stickybaby.htm      

[JOKES] Za futbola i...

http://clubs.dir.bg/showflat.php?Cat=32&Board=futbol&Number=1937492355&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&part=all&vc=1    

[JOKES] Myje

Ïî ïîâîä äåíÿ íà ôåìèíèñòêîòî äâèæåíèå æóðíàëèñòè ïðîâåæäò àíêåòà ñúñ ñëåäíèÿ âúïðîñ:"Â êîè îáëàñòè âñå ïàê ìúæåòå ùå îñòàíàò íåçàìåíèìè"Âúçðàñòåí ãðàæäàíèí áåç çàìèñëÿíå îòãîâàðÿ:- Â Ìîíòàíñêà, â Ñîôèéñêà, â Áóðãàñêà...  

[JOKES] FMI poetry :-)

 èòåãðàëíàòà ëóäíèöà -Íà 30èíà êðà÷êè ïúò îò ñòåíàòà íà ïëà÷úò òàì íåéäå â õðàñòàëàêà íàìèðà ñå åäíà áàðàêà. Ñúñ âëèçàíåòî âúòðå îùå ñå ñáëúñêâàø ñ ëîãàðèòúì ìîùåí. Ïî êîðèäîðà òàíãåíñ òè÷à, ÷å ÔÌÈ ñå òóé íàðè÷à! Ïîïàäàø òóêà â ñâÿò çëîâåù - êîøìàðíà òðàíñöåäåíòíà ïåù. Â

[JOKES] Za tenis maniacite

  pingpong[1].swf Description: application/shockwave-flash

[JOKES] ...

\\tihot\temp\tchos.mpg

[JOKES] Fw: Izwestni i ne tolkowa izwestni typizmi

  Kolekciq prostotiii - powecheto sme gi chuwali no e dobre da si gi priponim s umilenie :)))   Volume in Drive C: TOO_LOUD! BREAKFAST.COM halted... cereal port not responding! Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.   Êîíçîëà - æåíà íà êîíñóë Áðåìåííàòà æåíà å íåîáõîäèìî îò âðåì

[JOKES] cows

> > > TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: > > You have two cows. > > You sell one and buy a bull. > > Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. > > You sell them and retire on the income. > > > > ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: > > You have two cows. > > You sell three of them to your publicly listed co

[JOKES] assorted (asserted?) wisdom

> > Chance is the pseudonym God uses when He'd rather not sign His own name. > > > > Profanity is the one language all programmers know best. > > > > Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and > > obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases. > > >

[JOKES] The Art Of WAR

  \\tihot\temp\war1.mpeg  

[JOKES] Fw: Dikkattt :)

  joke01.gif Description: GIF image

[JOKES] ...

\\tihot\temp\hyundai.mpe  

[JOKES] Football

  http://spikything.com/playgame/?game=kickups&w=400&h=300&s=v    

[JOKES] ...

http://12field.com/toons/show_page.asp?toon_id=1006  

[JOKES] ...

         I see, you're not working !!!   

[JOKES] "Osvobodi naprejenieto"

\\tihot\temp\AntiStres.exe   Flash e.  

[JOKES] ...

Íîâà Ãîäèíà. Äÿäî Ìðàç ðàçäàâà ïîäàðúöè. Êîôòè ãðàôèê, áúðçà êàòî ëóä, íÿìà âðåìå... Âëèçà ïðåç êîìèíà â ïîðåäíàòà êúùà è êàêâî äà âèäè - íà ëåãëîòî ñïè ãîëà ìàäàìà. Äÿäî Ìðàç ìèñëè: - Äà ñå âúçïîëçâàì ëè èëè äà íå ñå âúçïîëçâàì? Àêî ñå âúçïîëçâàì - îòèäå ìè ãðàôèêà. Àêî íå ñå âúçïîëçâàì -

[JOKES] Yahoo messenger

  <>

[JOKES] fun (2)

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[JOKES] M$... (ne e joke syvsem)

http://home.kscable.com/michaelmiller/your_c.htm      

[JOKES] Virus alert (JOKE!!!)

There is a new virus going around, called "Work." If you receive any sort of "Work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT. "Work" has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open "Work" or even l

[JOKES] mania

 http://fun.dir.bg/materiali/snimki/s998      

[JOKES] Windaz

  http://www.sirma.bg/tihot/microsoft_windaz.jpg  

[JOKES] ...

.: Vigilant Electronic Sabotage and Killing Organism I.R.I.N.A.: Intelligent Robotic Infiltration and Nullification Android   lichi si koi sa shefovete:-))   "Cogito ergo sum"  -- Rene Descartes   /**** *  Tihomir Tarnavski - Software

[JOKES] Kraj na "loshite" paroli :-)

  http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q276/3/04.ASP   "Cogito ergo sum"  -- Rene Descartes   /**** *  Tihomir Tarnavski - Software Engineer    *  Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intellig

[JOKES] ...

 http://www.madblast.com/oska/humor_pong.swf    

[JOKES] Fw: Malko material, che skoro ne sym izprashtal :-)

   

[JOKES] Eto edna ideq za business :-)

  http://www.sirma.bg/tihot/14101659.tif   "Cogito ergo sum"  -- Rene Descartes   /**** *  Tihomir Tarnavski - Software Engineer    *  Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs.    *  38A, Christo

[JOKES] ARF

Error; (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake like it's working.       -- Tiho

[JOKES] Explorer 6

i kato si slojite ie6 na win2000, da ne se chudite zasto tree-view-to nqma nishto obshto s istinata... loshoto e, che za razlika ot NT i F5 ne pomaga!   ;-) explorer.gif Description: GIF image

[JOKES] Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2001 16:47:45 +0300

http://2cu.hit.bg/    

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 19:33:46 +0300

Çàãëàâèå : Ïîâèøåíèå    ÌÚÆÊÈßÒ ×ËÅÍ èñêà ïîâèøåíèå íà çàïëàòàòà ïî ñëåäíèòå ïðè÷èíè: - âèíàãè ðàáîòè ñúñðåäîòî÷åíî è ïîä íàïðåæåíèå - óìåå äúëáîêî äà ïîòúâà â ðàáîòàòà - ìîæå äà ðàáîòè âúâ âñè÷êè íàïðàâëåíèÿ - íÿìà âåíòèëàöèÿ èëè êëèìàòèê íà ðàáîòíîòî ñè ìÿñòî - ðàáîòè â óñëîâèÿòà íà ïîâèøå

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 19:33:32 +0300

Òîàëåòíà õàðòèÿ - âàøèÿò âåðåí ïðèÿòåë   Ïðåäíàçíà÷åíèå, óñëîâèÿ çà åêñïëîàòàöèÿ è òåõíè÷åñêè õàðàêòåðèñòèêè íà Òîàëåòíà õàðòèÿ àðò.No 11315509 (ïî-äîëó íàðè÷àíî çà êðàòêîñò Èçäåëèå).    Ïðåäíàçíà÷åíèå: èçäåëèåòî ñëóæè çà ïî÷èñòâàíå íà îñòàòúöèòå îò ïðîöåñà íà îòäåëÿíå íà ôåêàëèè. Èçïîëçóâà

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 19:32:53 +0300

  Êàê äà ñè îòãëåäàìå ïðîãðàìèñò. (îùå ìàéòàïè òóê!)   Óâàæàåìè æåíè!Íàâÿðíî ñòå ñå ñáëúñêâàëè ñ òàêúâ ïðîáëåì - êóïèëè ñòå çàíîâèÿ àïàðòàìåíò ìåáåëè, òåðàêîòà è ôàÿíñ, ïåðäåíöà èñëîí÷åòà, íî ÷óâñòâàòå ëèïñàòà íà óþò è îùå íåùî. Òîâà÷óâñòâî çà íåçàâúðøåíîñò îçíà÷àâà, ÷å çà äîìà å íåîáõîäèìå

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 19:31:28 +0300

Åòî íÿêîè îò ëîçóíãèòå, êîèòî âñåêè îò íàñ å âèæäàë ïî ñòåíèòå íà íàøèòå"óþòíè" îáùåæèòèÿ (àêî âèäèòå íåùî "ãåíèàëíî", îáàäåòå ñå äà ãî äîáàâÿ â ñïèñúêà) :   * Ñìðàò, ãíåæ è áàáè÷êè* Áèéòå öèãàíèòå, íå ÷åêèè* Çà æåíèòå ñàìî áîé, áîé, áîé è íèêàêâà òåëåâèçèÿ - ìîæå è ìàëêî äèíÿ* Èñêà áúäå äèç

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 19:30:41 +0300

  Ñèìòîìèòå íà ïðèñòðàñòÿâàíå êúì èíòåðíåò   Ñèìòîìè íà ïðèñòðàñòÿâàíå êúì ÈíòåðíåòÂíèìàâàéòå! Çàïî÷âàòå äà ñå ïðèñòðàñòÿâàòå êúì Internet, àêî... ..çàïî÷íåòå äà öåëóâàòå Web ñòðàíèöàòà íà ïðèÿòåëêàòà ñè. ..ñà âè íóæíè 15 ìèíóòè, çà äà ñêðîëèðàòå ñïèñúêà ñè ñ îòáåëÿçàíè èíòåðåñíè Web ñòðàíèöè

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 19:30:17 +0300

Ãðåøêè ñòàâàò (îùå ìàéòàïè òóê!)   Ñåìåéñòâî Èâàíîâè âñå íå óñïÿâàëè äà çà÷åíàò äåòå è ðåøèëè äà ñè âçåìàò áàùà ïîä íàåì.  äåíÿ,êîãàòî òðÿáâàëî äà ïðèñòèãíå áàùàòà äîíîð, ã-í Èâàíîâ öåëóíàë æåíà ñè è ñìóòåíî êàçàë:"Àç èç÷åçâàì ñêúïà, ×îâåêà ùå äîéäå ñêîðî".Ïîëîâèí ÷àñ ïî-êúñíî, ïî åäíà

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 19:29:56 +0300

Ïåñåíòà íà óìèðàùèÿ ïèÿí Ãîëÿì Åá   Åáåì âè!Eáåì âè êîïåëåòà êðèâèåáåì âè â ðèçèòå êèðëèâèåáåì âè â òúïàòà äúðæàâàåáåì âè â ñòàðàòà âè êðàâà (äîðè äà ìîæåòå äà ÿ äîèòå).   Åáåì âè îáùåñòâîòî ÷èêèäæèéñêîåáåì âè â ãëàâíîòî ìþôòèéñòâîåáåì âè â ñúðáè è õúðâàòèåáåì âè â ñêàïàíè öèòàòèåáåì âè â êî

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 19:27:27 +0300

Áèðàòà å ïî-äîáðà îò æåíàòà!           Áèðàòà âèíàãè å çàäîâîëåíà Áèðàòà âèíàãè å ìîêðàÁèðàòà âèíàãè ñè îòèâà ëåñíîÁèðàòà íå ñå èíòåðåñóâà êîãà ñòå ñå ïðèáðàëè â êúùèÁèðàòà íå èçèñêâà êà÷åñòâîÁèðàòà íå ðåâíóâà, êîãàòî ñå ïðèáåðåòå ñ  äðóãà áèðàÍà áèðàòà íå è ïóêà àêî èìàòå îùå öÿëà êàñà áèðàÁ

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 19:26:56 +0300

    90 íåùà, êîèòî áè òðÿáâàëî äà íàïðàâèø, äîêàòî íàâúðøèø 30 ãîäèíè   1. Äà ñè íàìåðèø ñàìîñòîÿòåëíî æèëèùå 2. Äà çàïî÷íåø ðàáîòà 3. Äà ðàçáåðåø êàêâî å ñåêñ 4. Äà ñå íàó÷èø äà êàðàø êîëà 5. Äà ïðåñòàíåø äà äàâàø ïðàíåòî íà ìàéêà ñè 6. Äà çàïî÷íåø äà äàâàø ïðàíåòî íà ãàäæåòî ñè 7. Äà ïðåñò

[JOKES] M$

Ñ öåë ðÿçêî ïîâèøàâàíå íà ïðèõîäèòå, MicroSoft îáÿâè, ÷å çàïî÷âà äà ïðîäàâà ðåêëàìíî ìÿñòî âúðõó ñúîáùåíèÿòà çà ãðåøêè.  

[JOKES] Ludi jabi...

http://lloegar.hit.bg/frogger.html     smime.p7s

[JOKES] Fw: Administrivia - New York Red Cross needs tech

Tova ne e za Jokes, no... E sega da se zasrami M$ !!!     - Original Message - From: "Russ" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, September 14, 2001 4:14 PM Subject: Administrivia - New York Red Cross needs tech > -BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-> > TechTV is rep

[JOKES] CYT <-> LAT

Eto kakvo se poluchava kogato funkciqta CYT <-> LAT ne e biekciq!   Ìîæåòå äà ïîëçâàíå ïúëíèòå âúçìîæíîñòè íà åëåêðîííàòà ïîùåíñêà êóòèÿ, ñ Íåòñöàïå Íàâèãàòîð, âåðñèè íàä 4.0 è Èíòåðíåò Åõïëîðåð, âåðñèè íàä 4.0 :-o)     smime.p7s

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 24 Aug 2001 17:58:17 +0300

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Re: [JOKES] Ako se 4udite kakvo da pravite...

- Original Message - From: "Jogy" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Tihomir Tarnavski" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 5:22 PM Subject: Re: [JOKES] Ako se 4udite kakvo da pravite... > Ti znaesh li otgo

[JOKES] Ako se 4udite kakvo da pravite...

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[JOKES] Stirlits

Ùèðëèö ðåøèë äà ïîãëåäíå ïðåç ïðîçîðåöà. Ïîãëåäíàë, îáà÷å â ãëàâàòà ìó îïðÿëè äóëî. Ùèðëèö áúðçî íàòèñíàë ALT+F4 è çàòâîðèë ïðîçîðåöà    

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[JOKES] mnogo star, no hubav:)

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[JOKES] Date: Thu, 5 Jul 2001 10:32:11 +0300

  ×åðâåíîòî âèíî å ïîëåçíî çà çäðàâåòî. À çäðàâåòî å íåîáõîäèìî, çà äà ñåïèå âîäêà. Ðóñêà ïîãîâîðêà  

[JOKES] Malkiat princ:)

-Original Message-From: Lyubomir Ahtarov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2001 11:03To: Rila's Joke ListSubject: [joke] malka istoriika> Sled dalgo stranstvane Malkiat princ stigna do edno> stranno slance -> slanceto na operacionnite sistemi.>> Na parvata planeta se

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Îòèâà Ìàíãî ïðè äîêòîðà: - Äîêòîðå, êàêâî äà ïðàâÿ? Æåíà ìè íåïðåêúñíàòî ðàæäà, âå÷å äåâåò äåöà èìàìå, íå ìîãà äà ãè èçõðàíâàì. Äîêòîðà: - Àáå ÷îâåê, òè íå ñè ëè ÷óâàë çà ïðåçåðâàòèâè? Åòî òè íÿêîëêî, ïðîáâàé ñ òÿõ. Òðúãíàë ñè òîé. Ñëåä 4 äíè îòèâà ïàê ïðè äîêòîðà: - Äîêòîðå çëàòåí äà ñè

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