(Припява се в акомпанимента на 'Light my
Fire')
Във кода броди страшен бъг,коварен лепкав и
космат,и процедурите гърмят,във средновековен мрак.
Come on Крумчо light my fire,try to set the
bugs on fire ...
Със unit test-ове тръгни,по дирите на този
звяр,където бил е там бъди,и в кода но
Effective
immediately...!!
DRESS CODE:
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to
your Salary. If we see you wearing
$350 Prada sneakers &carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do
not need a raise. If you dress
poorly, you ne
:o))
Eto oshte malko takiva neshta :o)
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:o)
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We used to get $10 and $20 bills. Then the reality of inflation hit and
nowwe get $20 and $50 bills. No, of course the customers weren't
consulted.When I was a poor unemployed bum, I would regularly have $19.90 in
myaccount and not be able to access it until Monday morning when the
bankopene
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Здрасти :-)
Виж кви писъмца умея да пращам
:-)))
ам туй дет ги прави лесно се
сбъгяса и го делнах :-(
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Spored sociologicheskite prouchwaniq ima dwe
osnowni prichini mazat da sedi po cql den w krachmata:
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> >
> > Из социологическо проучване, проведено на
> > американските войници:
> > "90% намират Ирак на картата, 60% разбраха, че не
> > бива да се пикае срещу
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> има
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"We didn't know they would fight like this" , US Lt. Gen. Williams
Wallace, commenting on the unexpected determination of the Iraqi troops
"There's no beer, no prostitutes and people are shooting at us. It's
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Hajde nqkoj da zaprati tova kym
Jokes, zastoto az ne
mogaL
Specialno, Nasko, ti go procheti
vnimatelno I da vnimavash kakvo pravish! :-p
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Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He
forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and
sees that i
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2. Your idea of being organized is multiple-coloured
> Post-it notes.
> 13. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of
> in person.
> 14. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone
> calls.
> 15. You disconnect from the Internet and get this
> awful feeling, as if
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В ЦРУ се провежда конкурс за вакантно място за наемен убиец,
последната задача е била: да влезеш в стая и с пистолет да застреляш
собствената си жена. Първия веднага се отказал. Втория влезнал,
след половин час излязъл целия потен:
- Не мога да я застрелям любим човек...
Третия влезнал, чу
mber as the cover to get away with anything.
I think it's time we all stood up and started asking some questions of these
individuals. The bottom line: Anyone who would brazenly steal an election
and insert themselves into OUR White House with zero mandate from The People
is, frankly - sadly - capable of anything...
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Скрита камера.Патладжани по селски
Още не мога да повярвам какво ми се случи вчера. В шок съм и днес даже не
гледах телевизия!
Вървя си значи по улицата и изведнъж ме спира девойка. Хубава. Много
готина! Абе направо красива. Облечена с вкус. Нямам думи. Но съвсем ми висна
ченето когат
If you receive
an email entitled "Bedtimes," delete it IMMEDIATELY. Donot open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not onlyerase everything on
your hard drive, but it will also delete anything onfloppy disks within 20
feet of your computer.It demagnetizes the strips on all your
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Играй и спечели!
Съберете 12 телевизора, 10 видеокасетофона или
само 5 акумулатора от
автомобили и ще получите един хубав бой от
собствениците!
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izkazvane ot vestnikarski forum,
v koeto ne e kato da njama logika.
Predlagam celiya svyat da se obedinim i da osvobodim amerikancite ot
tehniya prezident-diktator i da vuzstanovim demokraciyata v Amerika. Iskam da im
pomognem na tezi hora taka kakto te pomagat na celiya svyat.
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Джордж Буш: ( примлясква шопска салатка и сръбва Ямболска
гроздова - " Царска селекция ")
- Мисля, че в духа на най-великата демокрация - Американската
демокрация е време да изпълним своя дълг към американския народ и да започнем с
операция " Шок и ужас ". Наздраве, Ръмфи!
Доналд Ръм
Sega razbiram kakvo imashe vpredvid moiat
daskal po matematika v MG-to, kogato kazvashe:
"Kat' ne resha'ash, sha vyrvish da
kopa'ish!"
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Въпрос: "От къде Белият дом знае, че Ирак има оръжия за масово поразяване?"
Отговор: "Пазят си фактурите..."
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Subject: [JOKES] Predlojenie za dobawiane kam Bg-Bg talkowen rechnik :)
> Да "кънтиш" зн
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Как разные народы переносят низкие температуры:
+10 C: Американцев трясет. Русские сажают огурцы в огородах.
+1.6 C: У итальянцев не заводятся машины. Русские ездят с опущенными
стеклами.
0 C: В Америке замерзает вода. В России вода загустевает.
- 17.9 C: В Нью-Йорке домовладельцы включают отоп
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Kogato vchera izpratih mail-a sys subject "trypki da te pobiat", na link-a imashe druga snimka. Sega iavno
razpolojenieto i e promeneno. Prashtam aktualnia link:
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ot;
>
> One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly "I think
> the man would have said: "FUCK ME DEAD - A TALKING PIG !!"
>
> The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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Boris
Towa sa istinski repliki ot support-a na Mtel.. :)
Íà êèíåñêîïà íà òåëåôîíà ìè ñå âåå åäíî ïèñìî ñÿêàø âÿòúðà ãî
äóõà. *** Èñêàì äà
ñè èçêàðàì íà åêðàíà àíàëíèÿ (àíàëîãîâèÿ)
÷àñîâíèê *** Çàùî
òúé ìîÿ òåëåôîí ìè âçèìà
ïàðè? *** Íå ìîãà
äà
celiia den triabva da se pie bogata na zheliazo voda, a vecherta
triabva da si zakachate magnit na vrata.\par
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Samo ne znaia zashto OON, a ne ES reshi, che sme
gotovi da izpylnim finansovite uslovia za chlenstvo v
ES...
is to be dishonest."
(нашите нови съюзници са яко тъпи, но за сметка на това нечестни)
* "We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize
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Тоя е уникален :о)
Да направим снимката, за да си спомнят за нас нашите деди.
Къци Въпцаров в шоуто "Риск печели - риск губи"
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ly minor cuts and abrasions
> from the
> accident, but will require surgery to repair the testicle.
> Wallis sustained
> a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we
> weren't on
> that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off or we might both be
> dead"
> stated Wallis. "I've been a trooper for ten years in this part
> of the
> world,
> but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would
> admit how
> this accident happened," said Snyder. Upon being notified of the
> wreck,
> Lavinia (Poole's wife) asked how many frogs the boys had caught
> and did
> anyone get them from the truck.
>
>
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- Original Message -
From: Philip
Tsvetkov
To: Toma Tonchev
Sent: Wednesday, February 26, 2003 5:27 PM
The following signs have been found in various locations, using
the Englishlanguage somewhat creatively...Cocktail lounge,
Norway:LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN TH
People At Out Company
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How to Be Happy
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> There is a knock on St. Peter's door. He looks out and a man is
> standing there. St. Peter is about to begin his interview when the
> man disappears. A short time later there's another knock. St. Peter
> gets the door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, and the man
> disappears once
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A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles
in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the
plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his
seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and
behold, she takes the seat right be
Малкият Иванчо:
- Тате, днес пак счупих стъкло в училище
- Бах-мааму, вие в училище ли учите или в няква
шибана оранжерия !?
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British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
cantake a brain out of one man, put it in another and have him looking
forwork in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That`s nothing, we can take abrain out of one
person, put it in another and have him preparing forwar in fo
Kakva e razlikata
mejdi "Awtomobilna guma" i "365
prezervativa" ?
ednoto e "Good
Year" a drugoto "Very Good Year" :)
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