[lace-chat] :-) andy rooney

2003-09-16 Thread Jean Nathan
I've read what Jane says, and it seems to be OK to send, so here it is: Subject: Andy Rooney 1. Andy Rooney on Monica. Can you believe it? Monica turned 28 this week. It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling round the White House on her hands and knees. > > > > > 2. Andy Rooney on Ve

Re: [lace-chat] Re: teaching lace was [lace] Re: Lace Frog

2003-09-16 Thread Thelacebee
In a message dated 16/09/2003 22:35:38 GMT Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: > Hi Liz, > > I can sympathise with your indignation! > > I was talking to a couple of well-respected and very well-known > author/teachers a coupleof years ago, and was horrified to be told that I > was not tea

[lace-chat] A Woman's perfect breakfast

2003-09-16 Thread Malvary Cole
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check o

Re: [lace-chat]Hope this doesn't offend anyone

2003-09-16 Thread Clive and Betty Ann Rice
Of course I'm not offended! I know so many "Red-neck" jokes that these are rather lame. They are often posted on the United Daughters of the Confederacy list. We hillbilleys (and it doesn't matter if we're in northern Arkansas or Southwestern Virginia) love to laugh at ourselves. We do often marry

Re: [lace-chat] Re: Hope this doesn't offend anyone

2003-09-16 Thread Motherchaos
My great-Grandmother lived most of her life in a very small town in north Arkansas. I spent a lot of my summers and holidays there. My Mom and I were Episcopalians, but when we were visiting, off we went to the local Baptist church. I don't think they ever confused rupture/rapture, but some of t

[lace-chat] Re: Hope this doesn't offend anyone

2003-09-16 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Tuesday, Sep 16, 2003, at 17:19 US/Eastern, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Perhaps our regional experts including Tamara and Betty Ann could comment on whether the author of this piece doesn't go a little too far when he implies that members of a red neck church wouldn't know the difference between

Re: [lace-chat] :-) Hope this doesn't offend anyone

2003-09-16 Thread Motherchaos
Hmm...offended? Nah I think I spent some of my childhood in a place like that *VBG*...One of the many reasons I flew this far north! Mikki Fairbanks Alaska Where the first (and second) killing frosts of the season arrivednow we just sit and wait for the snow :) From: Jean Nathan | Hop

[lace-chat] Re: [lace] Re: Lace Frog

2003-09-16 Thread Carol Adkinson
Hi Liz, I can sympathise with your indignation! I was talking to a couple of well-respected and very well-known author/teachers a coupleof years ago, and was horrified to be told that I was not teaching my students properly! They both maointained that a successful teacher aims for "bums on seat

Re: [lace-chat] :-) Hope this doesn't offend anyone

2003-09-16 Thread Dmt11home
Perhaps our regional experts including Tamara and Betty Ann could comment on whether the author of this piece doesn't go a little too far when he implies that members of a red neck church wouldn't know the difference between being raptured and being ruptured. I think this is more likely a mistak

[lace-chat] Andy Rooney

2003-09-16 Thread Jane Viking Swanson
Hi Jean and All, Andy Rooney is a "television essayist" if there is such a thing . He gives a little talk at the end of "60 Minutes" (long running, well respected news show). He's a curmudgeon (spell check says I got that right) but has some interesting comments. He is on prime time viewing tim

[lace-chat] picture on the nightstand (joke)

2003-09-16 Thread Janice Blair
After a long night of making love this guy rolls over and was looking >>around >>when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the >>bed. >> >>Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired >>nervously. >> >> "No, silly", she replied, snuggling up to h

[lace-chat] Andy Rooney

2003-09-16 Thread Jean Nathan
In case I upset the whole of the US, I'd appreciate it if someone wuld tell me who Andy Rooney is. It's funny to me, but it might not be funny to you. Jean in Poole To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAI

[lace-chat] :-) Hope this doesn't offend anyone

2003-09-16 Thread Jean Nathan
Hope this doesn't offend anyone - it was received by DH from a friend in the US. Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve An Arkansas Murder: 1. All the DNA is the same. 2. There are no dental records. You'll know yours is a redneck church if... 1. The finance committee refuses to provide

[lace-chat] Secret Pal Thanks

2003-09-16 Thread Carol Adkinson
To My Secret Pal, What a wonderful gift this is - I think the orchid petals in the acrylic are so beautiful, they are an inspiration to look at! And the gift wasn't late, despite your apologies!We were away in Wales until yesterday (Monday 15th September) and the package had been unsuccessful