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OOOh! David - You like to live dangerously, don't you? :))
:))
Thurlow, - I would be inclined to go back to the Dr, and tell him the higher
dose is doing you harm rather than good.
Be Very careful aabout taking over-the-counter medicines as some react badly
with
hope this does not offend anyone but it made me lol
jenny barron
beautiful sunny Scotland
Margaret and Bert, an elderly couple, live in California. Bert has always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them
and wears them home,
walking proudly.
He walks
This is a new one for me - a little risque - came to us via a friend
in Illinois and he got it from a friend in Germany.
A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The Dr comes in
and says Ah I see you've regained consciousness.
Now you most probably won't remember but you were
This one has been around for awhile, but a good laugh again.
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to
tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I
had only just packed
Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?
Yes. What can I do for you?
I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in
his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!
Thank you very much for the call, sir.
The next day, the Sheriff and his six deputies descend on Virgil's
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got fired ...
couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it ... so
they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it ... mainly
because it was a
Congratulation on finding the suitable job at last.
Dora Northern
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A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked
him to pray for them. I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome, he replied,
and while I'm there, I'll light a candle for you.
When the priest returned three years later, he went to the couple's
house and found the wife pregnant,
A nice clean joke for the list, for once!! I hope you haven't all read it
already...
The medal winning Olympic runner, Picabo (pronounced Peek-A-Boo), is not
just an athlete, she is a nurse.
She currently works in the Intensive Care Unit (ICU) of a large South
African metropolitan hospital.
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
The priest asks, Is that you, little Matt Dirney?
Yes, Father, it is.
And who was the woman you were with?
I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Matthew, I'm sure to find out sooner
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