On Wed, Jul 29, 2009 at 08:26:30AM -0700, Ovid wrote:
> Java (in straight jacket): I'm Java
> Perl: I'm Perl.
> Java: I can be trusted. I can't poke myself in the eye.
> Perl: (shakes his/her head and walks off)
> Java: Hey, come back! I need someone to scratch my nose!
J: I'm Java, I'm supported
On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 08:26:30 -0700 (PDT)
Ovid wrote:
> That's off the top of my head and not terribly funny, but that's the idea. A
> bunch of short, stupid jokes comparing some tiny aspect of various languages,
> all edited into one video. I see Mike Whitaker already has ideas.
Perl: Hi, I'
Bob Walker wrote:
all: there is more than one way to do it!
Of course on this topic (and since it's a Friday)...
and taking into account the talk of straight-jackets...
and the well known meme that Perl isn't a bondage and discipline language...
There's clearly the option of an ahem "adult"
On Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 02:42:53PM +0100, Bob Walker wrote:
> On Thu, 30 Jul 2009, Paul Makepeace wrote:
>
>>
>> I think this is a great idea, and would be much, much funnier (and
>> well received) if Perl spent some time poking fun at itself. Lord
>> knows, there's enough scope for that.
>
> not r
On 30 Jul 2009, at 14:56, Christopher Jones wrote:
So, the complete opposite of the original Mac/PC ads then
1. Mitchell and Webb are professional comedians and can make a menu
sound funny.
2. PC's suck and deserve to be belittled.
--
Dave HodgkinsonMSN: da
On 30 Jul 2009, at 14:34, Joel Bernstein wrote:
On 30 Jul 2009, at 14:23, Peter Corlett wrote:
On Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 01:59:47PM +0100, Denny wrote:
[...]
Sign: YOU CAN EARN $$$ WITH PERL!!
JAPH: *places sticker reading 'WRITE' over 'EARN'*
JAPH: *writes underneath* ...and it will compile a
On Thu, 30 Jul 2009, Paul Makepeace wrote:
I think this is a great idea, and would be much, much funnier (and
well received) if Perl spent some time poking fun at itself. Lord
knows, there's enough scope for that.
not really fun but quite obvious since a lot of you are going to be at
YAPC:EU
On 30 Jul 2009, at 14:34, Joel Bernstein wrote:
Well, that's the first one that's actually amusing enough to make
me grin.
I think what's particularly nice here is that it doesn't seem to be
a joke at another group's expense. This script would be harder than
some of the others to construe
On Thu, 30 Jul 2009, Paul Makepeace wrote:
I think this is a great idea, and would be much, much funnier (and
well received) if Perl spent some time poking fun at itself. Lord
knows, there's enough scope for that.
(guy in t shirt)Hi I'm Perl
(guy on trampolene) Hi I'm Befunge
.
.
--
Micha
On 30 Jul 2009, at 14:23, Peter Corlett wrote:
On Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 01:59:47PM +0100, Denny wrote:
[...]
Sign: YOU CAN EARN $$$ WITH PERL!!
JAPH: *places sticker reading 'WRITE' over 'EARN'*
JAPH: *writes underneath* ...and it will compile and run.
Well, that's the first one that's actual
On Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 01:59:47PM +0100, Denny wrote:
[...]
> Sign: YOU CAN EARN $$$ WITH PERL!!
> JAPH: *places sticker reading 'WRITE' over 'EARN'*
> JAPH: *writes underneath* ...and it will compile and run.
Well, that's the first one that's actually amusing enough to make me grin.
Give that m
On Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 15:04, Bob Walker wrote:
> perl5.8: Hello my name is perl five point eight
> perl5.8: far too long lets try this
> perl5.8: hi my name is perl5.8
> perl5.8: still to long!
> perl5.8: hi im perl5.8
> perl5.10: dude, just say hi
perl5.005_03: don't you mean 5.008?
Cheers,
Phi
On Thu, 30 Jul 2009, Paul Makepeace wrote:
I think this is a great idea, and would be much, much funnier (and
well received) if Perl spent some time poking fun at itself. Lord
knows, there's enough scope for that.
perl5.8: Hello my name is perl five point eight
perl5.8: far too long lets try
On Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 1:37 PM, Donato Azevedo wrote:
>
> Im not really creative,
Nor were the original adverts. In fact I'd say you're doing somewhat
better than the original adverts.
--James
On Thu, 2009-07-30 at 09:49 +0100, Paul Makepeace wrote:
> I think this is a great idea, and would be much, much funnier (and
> well received) if Perl spent some time poking fun at itself. Lord
> knows, there's enough scope for that.
Sign: YOU CAN EARN $$$ WITH PERL!!
JAPH: *places sticker reading
On Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 5:49 AM, Paul Makepeace wrote:
> I think this is a great idea, and would be much, much funnier (and
> well received) if Perl spent some time poking fun at itself. Lord
> knows, there's enough scope for that.
Perl: Yarble garble yata yata yata foo bar
Perl (instants later):
- Original Message
> From: Chisel Wright
>
> On Wed, Jul 29, 2009 at 08:26:30AM -0700, Ovid wrote:
> > Python (Japanese): I'm Ruby.
>
> Why is Java pretending to be someone else?
Er, how the heck did I miss that? Evidently my attempting to figure out how to
downgrade Perl on Ubuntu
On Wed, Jul 29, 2009 at 08:26:30AM -0700, Ovid wrote:
> Python (Japanese): I'm Ruby.
Why is Java pretending to be someone else?
--
Chisel Wright
e: chi...@herlpacker.co.uk
w: http://www.herlpacker.co.uk/
Maybe we 'should 'start putting an apo'strophe
before every 's we ever u'se
On Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 9:23 AM, Rafael
Garcia-Suarez wrote:
> 2009/7/29 Ovid :
>> Python (Japanese): I'm Ruby.
"Python: I'm Ruby."
Shouldn't that be "Perl 6: I can be Ruby."
**
I think this is a great idea, and would be much, much funnier (and
well received) if Perl spent some time poking fun
2009/7/29 Ovid :
> Python (Japanese): I'm Ruby.
> Perl: I'm Perl.
> Python: I'm a clean, modern language.
> Perl: Hey, you're Japanese. Don't you write that funny Kanji stuff? How can
> you read that?
> Python: Hey, it's a beautiful, expressive style of writing. It's not my fault
> if you've nev
Can we get a zombie (dead Perl) stealing the lunch of the japanese
little girl?
I have one of those tiny Xacti cameras that record straight to H.264,
if it's any help.
Cheers,
Pedro
> From: Dave Hodgkinson
>
> > All sounds awesome except for the white wall. Would be nice to find
> > "interesting" settings which make people think WTF?
>
> Whatever. You're the creative.
I would very much like this to be a collaborative effort with others pro
On 29 Jul 2009, at 18:10, Ovid wrote:
- Original Message
From: Dave Hodgkinson
I have a DV cam, tripod and white wall. Can blag a pro mike.
All sounds awesome except for the white wall. Would be nice to find
"interesting" settings which make people think WTF?
Whatever. Yo
- Original Message
> From: Dave Hodgkinson
>
> I have a DV cam, tripod and white wall. Can blag a pro mike.
All sounds awesome except for the white wall. Would be nice to find
"interesting" settings which make people think WTF?
Cheers,
Ovid
--
Buy the book - http://www.ore
- Original Message
> From: Struan Donald
>
> Isn't this just likely to turn out to be an exercise in poking a load
> of wasps nests?
I certainly hope so.
Cheers,
Ovid
--
Buy the book - http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/perlhks/
Tech blog- http://use.perl.org/~Ovid/j
On 29 Jul 2009, at 15:32, Ovid wrote:
On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would
be fun to produce a small parody of the "I'm a PC/I'm a Mac" ads.
Basically, it would be a series of video shorts along the lines of
"I'm Java/I'm Perl", "I'm Ruby/I'm Perl", etc.
On 29 Jul 2009, at 16:50, Struan Donald wrote:
* at 29/07 07:32 -0700 Ovid said:
On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would
be fun to produce a small parody of the "I'm a PC/I'm a Mac" ads.
Basically, it would be a series of video shorts along the lines of
"I'm Java/
> Ovid publiustemp-londo...@yahoo.com wrote:
> On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would be fun
> to produce a small parody of the "I'm a PC/I'm a Mac" ads. Basically, it
> would be a series of video shorts along the lines of "I'm Java/I'm Perl",
> "I'm Ruby/I'm Pe
* at 29/07 07:32 -0700 Ovid said:
>
> On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would
> be fun to produce a small parody of the "I'm a PC/I'm a Mac" ads.
> Basically, it would be a series of video shorts along the lines of
> "I'm Java/I'm Perl", "I'm Ruby/I'm Perl", etc. All i
- Original Message
> From: Christopher Jones
>
> Are you seriously asking London Perl M[[ou]]ngers to pretend to be Java
> programmers? And to volunteer???
Hey, some of my best friends are cross-dressers.
Cheers,
Ovid
--
Buy the book - http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/perlhks
- Original Message
> From: Adrian Lai
> Like the Java/Ruby on Rails thing of a few years ago?
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbuyKUaKFo
I had totally forgotten about those.
I was thinking more along the lines of a very short series of jokes per
language, bundled into one vid.
On 29 Jul 2009, at 15:32, Ovid wrote:
Would anyone be interested in working with me on this project, or
perhaps make it a "Sponsored by London.pm" thing? I already have
ideas for small sample scripts for a number of languages (one has a
Java programmer in a straight jacket bragging about h
Adrian Lai wrote:
2009/7/29 Ovid :
On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would be fun to produce a small parody of the
"I'm a PC/I'm a Mac" ads. Basically, it would be a series of video shorts along the lines of
"I'm Java/I'm Perl", "I'm Ruby/I'm Perl", etc. All in g
On 29 Jul 2009, at 15:32, Ovid wrote:
On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would
be fun to produce a small parody of the "I'm a PC/I'm a Mac" ads.
Basically, it would be a series of video shorts along the lines of
"I'm Java/I'm Perl", "I'm Ruby/I'm Perl", etc. All
2009/7/29 Ovid :
>
> On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would be fun
> to produce a small parody of the "I'm a PC/I'm a Mac" ads. Basically, it
> would be a series of video shorts along the lines of "I'm Java/I'm Perl",
> "I'm Ruby/I'm Perl", etc. All in good fun, o
On Wed, 2009-07-29 at 07:32 -0700, Ovid wrote:
> On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would
> be fun to produce a small parody of the "I'm a PC/I'm a Mac" ads.
> Basically, it would be a series of video shorts along the lines of
> "I'm Java/I'm Perl", "I'm Ruby/I'm Perl",
On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would be fun to
produce a small parody of the "I'm a PC/I'm a Mac" ads. Basically, it would be
a series of video shorts along the lines of "I'm Java/I'm Perl", "I'm Ruby/I'm
Perl", etc. All in good fun, of course :)
I don't thi
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