[MBZ] JOKE. Importance of Proof-Reading

> Importance of Proof-Reading > FIRST TEXT MESSAGE Hi, Max. This is Richard, next door. I've been riddled > with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to > tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, > day and night, probably much

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isn't much accountability for think tanks and government agencies. > -Original Message- > From: Mercedes [mailto:mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com] On Behalf Of Jon > Agne via Mercedes > Sent: Saturday, December 17, 2016 7:24 PM > To: Mercedes Discussion List > Cc: Jon A

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A company posts a job for a new CFO. The list is whittled down to 3 guys. First guy comes in and the company president asks him how much is 2 + 2. He answers, "Well, that is clearly 4." President thanks him and says he can go. Second guy comes in, president asks him same question. Guy say

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‎Curley sez: ‎> See "How to Lie with Statistics" by Huff.  ‎ PDF copy of said book.  ‎Please check the laws in your particular co

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Precisely! Why do you think actuaries are so highly compensated. > On Dec 17, 2016, at 7:09 PM, Curley McLain via Mercedes > wrote: > > 4 guys applied for a job requiring customers to be persuaded to buy by using > calculations and data presentation. > > A mathematician, an engineer, an acc

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4 guys applied for a job requiring customers to be persuaded to buy by using calculations and data presentation. A mathematician, an engineer, an accountant, and a statistician were interviewed, one by one. The interviewer asked the mathematician how he would present the breakdown of US cit

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Guy was playing chess with his dog. He'd move a piece, the dog would raise its paw and jostle one of his pieces into place. A friend was watching and finally blurted out "I've never seen anything so amazing! You have a chess playing dog". Whereupon the guy replied, "He's not so great. I've beat

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Very sad. - Max Charleston SC On Fri, Dec 9, 2016 at 1:28 PM, Fred Moir via Mercedes < mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote: > Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his friend in the > jungle? > > > Fred Moir. > Lynn MA. > Diesel preferred. >

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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his friend in the jungle? Fred Moir. Lynn MA. Diesel preferred. ___ http://www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mai

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Heard this in the radidio this morning! It is illustrative of the brain power of the professional media (votes for (J)) people. media pro: "were the officers previously recognized?" Popo spokesman: "One had previously received a lifesaving award." Media pro: "What was that for?" popo spo

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funnier but also scarier. > >> > >> On Sat, Oct 1, 2016 at 12:42 PM, Fred Moir via Mercedes < > >> ___ > >> http://www.okiebenz.com > >> > >> To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ > >&

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Nothing to see here, someone released some of The Don's taxes, illegally, so that is the big story. Of course he did nothing wrong, completely legal, but he made money! Or lost money! And maybe didn't pay taxes, or maybe did, but trumptrumptrumptrump BTW tell me when you'll be at the ai

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Well all the SB on the media (clinton news network) about how squeaky clean Comey was raised suspicions with me. I had not seen these ties, but it is not at all surprising. That is the way the mob, Uh, I mean clintons, work. Dimitri via Mercedes October 2, 2016

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t 1, 2016 at 12:42 PM, Fred Moir via Mercedes < >> ___ >> http://www.okiebenz.com >> >> To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ >> >> To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: >> http://mail.ok

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Or priceLESS? W - Original Message - From: "Andrew Strasfogel via Mercedes" To: "Mercedes Discussion List" Cc: "Andrew Strasfogel" Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2016 12:54 AM Subject: Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour Did anyone watch SNL tonight? The opening

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Did anyone watch SNL tonight? The opening skit with Alec Baldwin playing Trump and Kate McKinnon playing Hillary was just about price list. I almost wee weed my pants. On Oct 1, 2016 9:47 PM, "Curley McLain via Mercedes" wrote: > The undying respect of all us'n. > > Floyd Thursby via Mercedes

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The undying respect of all us'n. Floyd Thursby via Mercedes October 1, 2016 at 8:12 PM What do I win? --FT Floyd Thursby via Mercedes October 1, 2016 at 6:59 PM The Mob has a code of honor --FT Curley McLain

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:mercedes@okiebenz.com> October 1, 2016 at 11:42 AM None! Fred Moir. Lynn MA. Diesel preferred. From: Mercedes on behalf of Curley McLain via Mercedes Sent: 01 October 2016 12:29 To: Mercedes Discussion List Cc: Curley McLain Subject: [MBZ] Joke du jour

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A. Diesel preferred. From: Mercedes on behalf of Curley McLain via Mercedes Sent: 01 October 2016 12:29 To: Mercedes Discussion List Cc: Curley McLain Subject: [MBZ] Joke du jour Riddle, actually. But when you get it, you will laugh. What is

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The Mob has a code of honor --FT On 10/1/16 7:49 PM, Curley McLain via Mercedes wrote: Get your entries in folks. So far, only four. One is close, but nobody has nailed it. October 1, 2016 at 7:29 AM Riddle, actually. But when you get it, you will laugh. What is the difference between

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Get your entries in folks. So far, only four. One is close, but nobody has nailed it. October 1, 2016 at 7:29 AM Riddle, actually. But when you get it, you will laugh. What is the difference between the mob and the clinton foundation? I await your answers __

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> > None! > > > > > > Fred Moir. > > Lynn MA. > > Diesel preferred. > > > > > > > > From: Mercedes on behalf of Curley > McLain > > via Mercedes > > Sent: 01 October 2016 12:29 > > To: Mercedes Discu

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ey McLain > via Mercedes > Sent: 01 October 2016 12:29 > To: Mercedes Discussion List > Cc: Curley McLain > Subject: [MBZ] Joke du jour > > Riddle, actually. But when you get it, you will laugh. > > > What is the difference be

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None! Fred Moir. Lynn MA. Diesel preferred. From: Mercedes on behalf of Curley McLain via Mercedes Sent: 01 October 2016 12:29 To: Mercedes Discussion List Cc: Curley McLain Subject: [MBZ] Joke du jour Riddle, actually. But when you get it, you will laugh

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Trump doesn't own any $$ to the Clinton Foundation? On Sat, Oct 1, 2016 at 8:29 AM, Curley McLain via Mercedes < mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote: > Riddle, actually. But when you get it, you will laugh. > > > What is the difference between the mob and the clinton foundation? > > I await your answer

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Riddle, actually. But when you get it, you will laugh. What is the difference between the mob and the clinton foundation? I await your answers ___ http://www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change de

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Sorry to all who have seen this already. Not sure how it got into the send folder again. Mike On Jun 2, 2014, at 6:19 AM, Mike Esh wrote: > The Massachusetts Turnpike Authority responded to reports of over 200 dead > crows found near Boston recently and there was concern that they may have >

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The Massachusetts Turnpike Authority responded to reports of over 200 dead crows found near Boston recently and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.A Bird Pathologist was called in to investigate and to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian F

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On Sat, 11 Jan 2014 12:25:15 -0500 Dan Penoff wrote: > Here's a whole boatload of them: > > http://www.theguardian.com/science/2013/dec/29/scientists-favourite-jokes > > Dan > > > On Jan 11, 2014, at 12:00 PM, Andrew Strasfogel wrote: > > > What's a geologist's favorite treat? > > > > Rock

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Here's a whole boatload of them: http://www.theguardian.com/science/2013/dec/29/scientists-favourite-jokes Dan On Jan 11, 2014, at 12:00 PM, Andrew Strasfogel wrote: > What's a geologist's favorite treat? > > Rock candy. > > > > > On Fri, Jan 10, 2014 at 10:19 PM, Craig wrote: > >> On F

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What's a geologist's favorite treat? Rock candy. On Fri, Jan 10, 2014 at 10:19 PM, Craig wrote: > On Fri, 10 Jan 2014 19:06:58 -0500 Dan Penoff wrote: > > > What is a physicist's favorite food? > > > > > > Fission chips. > > Yup, that's is a good one! > > Thanks for the second laugh of the

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On Fri, 10 Jan 2014 19:06:58 -0500 Dan Penoff wrote: > What is a physicist's favorite food? > > > Fission chips. Yup, that's is a good one! Thanks for the second laugh of the day. Craig ___ http://www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okie

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What is a physicist's favorite food? Fission chips. Dan ___ http://www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com

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Got a laugh from me! That's good. Mike On Sep 4, 2012 5:04 PM, "Randy Bennell" wrote: > How is this for a physicist line? > > Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you > hear them speak. > > Randy > > __**_ > http://www.okiebe

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How is this for a physicist line? Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Randy Got my vote! What was it you were running for? I can't 'member ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts

[MBZ] Joke (or at least a sort of funny line)

How is this for a physicist line? Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Randy ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/arc

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Oh, that's a good one! On Wed, Jun 27, 2012 at 8:30 PM, Rick Knoble wrote: > >  A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two > weeks and needs to borrow $5000. For collateral, he offers his new Mercedes > Benz S-Class. The bank is satisfied and parks it in their secur

[MBZ] Joke Of The Day

A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. For collateral, he offers his new Mercedes Benz S-Class. The bank is satisfied and parks it in their secured underground garage. Two weeks later to the day, the man returns to the bank, rep

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I heard that there is finally conclusive proof that Osama bin Laden and Moomar Gadafffy are dead -- they both registered to vote in Chicago last week. --R On 11/7/11 12:49 PM, Randy Bennell wrote: Don't know if you have heard this one but the Lt Gov of Newfoundland got in hot water recently f

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Don't know if you have heard this one but the Lt Gov of Newfoundland got in hot water recently for telling it. It goes like this: I was talking to a fellow who told me he was feeling depressed about the economy, his retirement plans, the declining value of his pension, the cost of oil, the wa

[MBZ] Joke of the Day

Working in education makes this even more enjoyable: Q: How do you get a liberal arts major off of your porch? A: Pay him for the pizza. Try the veal, folks, it's really good Dan Sent from my iPhone ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts g