Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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Q: why do blondes wear
Q. Why weren't women given larger brains than birds?
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Q. Why
A. Because women don't need a larger brain when dealing with men.
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I was going to ask about that myself. I thought the
team was a veteran team of juniors and seniors?
Ty
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How do you figure that, Devanshire?
Slef E.
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Mike Shula didn't reveal much about the Crimson Tide's Sunday practice,
but his demeanor indicated reports of the workout have not been
exaggerated. It was a little more intense, Shula said. We talked about
concentrating on doing things right.
http://alabama.theinsiders.com/2/192113.html
J.E.
I believe we had 16 returning STARTERS. That number includes Wortham and
Daniels who haven't played a snap. Still, 14 returning starters is a
long way from being considered YOUNG. Unless you're Wingnut, who would
use that excuse if he had 22 returning starters.
Slef E.
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Why it is not good to be a woman:
1. Farting in public is not allowed.
2. You can't clean your ears with a car key.
3. Hovering
4. If you have small breasts, everyone knows.
5. That 'not so fresh' feeling you get once a month.
6. Recent research to reduce breast cancer.
7. Toilet paper is a
Having 16 returning starters and the possibility of going 3-10 just doesn't
add up. Course, just because you're a starter doesn't mean much if you're
simply the best of the worst.
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The point being that YOUTH is not an excuse. It's not an excuse for
losing and it sure as hell ain't an excuse for Franholio leaving.
Slef E.
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I agree. Fran left for reasons that might not be so bad. The WAY he left
sucked, but that's in the past and has NO influence on our team now.
I'm of the opinion (strictly due to reading various posts and news articles)
that attitudes on the team are creating a problem. Loosing games only
--- JoBu wrote:
Why it is not good to be a woman:
1. Farting in public is not allowed.
2. You can't clean your ears with a car key.
3. Hovering
4. If you have small breasts, everyone knows.
5. That 'not so fresh' feeling you get once a month.
6. Recent research to reduce breast cancer.
7.
True that!
Slef E.
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From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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According to the depth chart, 21 Seniors 16 Juniors,
12 Sophmores and 12 Freshmen.
RTR
LC
--- Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I believe we had 16 returning STARTERS. That number
includes Wortham and
Daniels who haven't played a snap. Still, 14
returning starters is a
long way from being
Doug Williams would be a good choice, but I don't
necessarily think they are planning on hiring one just
to appease JJ. One thing for sure is that if they are
not seriously considering a black coach they shouldn't
mention one.
RTR
LC
--- Jamie Watts [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
We all know that
How do we all know that Miss. State will hire black head coach? You do realize
Starkville is in Mississippi, don't you? Bama didn't hire one and he appeared to be
the most qualified.
From: Jamie Watts [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: 2003/10/22 Wed AM 10:54:58 EDT
We all know that Miss. State
Because the rumor mill and the internet say so, that's how! :)
Lee
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How
Ron Rice wrote:
How do we all know that Miss. State will hire black
head coach?
do do do dodo do do snap,
do do do dodo do do snap,
PRESSURE! Pushing down on me,
Pushing down on you, PRESSURE!
Under Pressure
Queen and David Bowie
and
--- Jamie Watts [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Ron Rice wrote:
How do we all know that Miss. State will hire
black
head coach?
do do do dodo do do snap,
do do do dodo do do snap,
PRESSURE! Pushing down on me,
Pushing down on you, PRESSURE!
Under Pressure
I heard the MSU AD was in negotiations with some redneck ba$tard from Sand Mountain.
I think his initials are S.E.C.
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Tell me Jamie, when the government comes to search your PC do they give you free weed
in return? I want some of what you're smoking.
From: Jamie Watts [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: 2003/10/22 Wed PM 01:25:20 EDT
Ron Rice wrote:
How do we all know that Miss. State will hire black
head
Sant E. Claus?
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I heard the MSU AD was in negotiations with some
I think his last name is Cakes.
From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: 2003/10/22 Wed PM 01:50:04 EDT
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Sant E. Claus?
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Like I said, ain't no white man dumb enough to take that job. Y'all best
get to searching for a good, solid, pedigreed blue-gum. The kind like
you find in the West Jeff / Dora area.
Slef E.
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Was there a soldier in the Bham AL area that either flew a flag or wrote a
message on a bomb when in Iraq? I think I remember seeing something but I'm
not sure. We are having a Iron Bowl Event with Auburn's chapter and they
have Ian Hogg coming and I want a Bama soldier there too if possible.
WHO?
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they
have Ian Hogg coming
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the Auburn fan who had the barner flag flying in Iraq; you know Bama offered
him a scholly b/c his family are Bama fans but he's an aubie and so the barn
stepped up the plate and offered him a scholly too.
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Devonna,
I just sent you the picture, were you able to open it?
--Betsy
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the Auburn fan who had the barner flag flying in Iraq;
got it and now I am trying to find him; he's not listed in the phone book so
I am going to have do a little investigation for him
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Such a sad commentary on today's society and it's lack of conviction.
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Subject: [RollTideFan] Kwershun
We all know
It's still a privilege to be a Bama fan, sit in Bryant Denny Stadium and
watch our team.
Win or lose.
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I'll second that emotion!!! :-)))
ROLL TIDE ROLL!
Jenny
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Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 4:46 PM
Subject: [RollTideFan] Butcha know what?
It's still a privilege to be a Bama
You damn right Jobu, and we will beat those roadcone
wearing, no teeth brushing, moonshine drinking,
outhouse shitting, incest mongering, coondog hunting
bastiges. :-)
RTR
LC
--- Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
It's still a privilege to be a Bama fan, sit in
Bryant Denny Stadium and
watch
with an online pla. I showed him a link where a _basketball_ team got
shut out 61-0.
(fyi)
http://www.al.com/sportsflash/basketball/index.ssf?/base/sports-0/1066827842107290.xml
He went on ahead and related the following story.
heh..
After working the players harder than usual last Sunday and conducting a
normally tough Tuesday practice, Tide Head Coach Mike Shula cut back
somewhat on the length of Wednesday's session.
http://alabama.theinsiders.com/2/192500.html
J.E. Jay Lisby
'BAMA: Inside the Crimson Tide
BamaMag.com
Since they gone spank Bama like a red headed step child, I hear that
the MSU game has been announced as a 7:14 starting time. Supposebly
it's the national non-broadcast Game of the Weak.
sigh
kurt
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JJ Shula was hired because he is BAMA but not a
Bear's Boy, he is young and energetic, and because
wears a legendary name in the coaching worldI'll
stand by my argument that his skin pigmentation had
nothing to do with itJamie
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So Bama
--- Steven Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
You damn right Jobu, and we will beat those roadcone
wearing, no teeth brushing, moonshine drinking,
outhouse shitting, incest mongering, coondog hunting
bastiges. :-)
RTR
LC
you forgots knuckle dragging, and pig lovingJamie
=
You
Jamie Watts wrote:
JJ Shula was hired because he is BAMA but not a
Bear's Boy, he is young and energetic, and because
wears a legendary name in the coaching worldI'll
stand by my argument that his skin pigmentation had
nothing to do with itJamie
And there's a good chance he'll
I don't know about that, Krut. Mikey sure seems to enjoy being
interviewed by Jill.
Slef E.
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THIRD!!!
I bin to WON ut game in my life. Only WON.
10/27/89
Bama beat the damn vols 47-30
ROLL TIDE!!
kurt
I hate Tennessee and so should you!
Jenny H. wrote:
I'll second that emotion!!! :-)))
ROLL TIDE ROLL!
Jenny
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WhOOP!! ~
He just had a kid so the blessing of the tit fairy is, no doubt, still
in his humble abode. I hope that keeps him in check for a bit!
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I don't know about that, Krut. Mikey sure seems to enjoy being
interviewed by Jill.
Slef E.
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That's the funniest thing I've read all week!
POTMFW!
Slef E.
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Any word of paper view?
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Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 7:34 PM
To: rtf
Subject: [RollTideFan] Looking past Tennessee..
Since they gone spank Bama like a red headed step child, I hear
Anyone else see Wes Varginny beat the piss outta Varginny Take?
I saw Beamer pop his QB in the face mask. Glad he ain't at Bama!
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I thought that this one was relevant..and funny.
My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a
good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f*ckin' red
mark on his forehead. Maybe next
Another...
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed
away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out
when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the
casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that
the woman is
snow? what's that? LOL We live in Dothan. Don't see much of that down
here.
Joe
If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
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I'll agree with that. He is a good coach.
Joe
If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
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sand
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snow? what's that? LOL We live in Dothan. Don't see
me three
If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
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Didn't see it, but not surprised. The Mountaineers damn nearly beat
Miami a few weeks ago.
Good for Beamer! Some people just need the shit slapped out of them from
time to time.
Slef E.
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