Re: [U2] Another job ad written by people who have no clue

2012-11-02 Thread Wols Lists
On 02/11/12 02:49, Bill Haskett wrote: Kind of reminds me of my phone. It's gotten so many functions, that barely work, now I can't even make a simple phone call. So I ditched my Android and went to a pay-as-you-go simple phone. Now I can receive and make calls without any problems. Who'd

Re: [U2] Another job ad written by people who have no clue

2012-11-02 Thread Brian Leach
There's a comedy radio show I listen to, and a few weeks back they had a 'My New App Does ..' round. One of the contributors said (paraphrased) I've got a brilliant new app! It shows a set of numbers on my display.. and if you press them in the right order .. it sends a message to one of your

Re: [U2] Another job ad written by people who have no clue

2012-11-02 Thread Charlie Noah
I'm with you, Bill. My phone makes and receives calls - period. I think you might be able to text on it (remember having to press 3 numbers to get 1 letter?) - but I don't use it. The best part - it costs me $99/year! And no, I don't talk on it while driving. Charlie Tiny Bear's Wild Bird

Re: [U2] Another job ad written by people who have no clue

2012-11-02 Thread Mecki Foerthmann
Come on Charlie, texting is cool and it is easy. If I want to talk to my son in France for instance, I send him a text to switch on his PC so we can use Skype to actually talk and vice versa. The workshop sending me a text that my bike is ready to be collected - now how cool is that? You're an

Re: [U2] Another job ad written by people who have no clue

2012-11-02 Thread Charlie Noah
Just old fashioned, I guess, Mecki. My phone has 12 buttons: 1-0, * and #, and the necessary Send, End, Menu and cursor arrows. That's enough buttons for me. I know what you mean about the eyes not being what they used to be. I've been looking for an easier to read keyboard, maybe with black

[U2] How to create an entry in the Universe errlog file?

2012-11-02 Thread Don Robinson
Hello guys,   Today's challenge...   I routinely check the Universe errlog file for problem programs.   I would like to write my own errors to the errlog but can't find any way to to so.   An example would be if an invalid or blank print Q is used in SETPTR. SETPTR doesn't check for a valid print

Re: [U2] Another job ad written by people who have no clue

2012-11-02 Thread Wjhonson
Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing Took me from 42 wpm to 78 wpm in two weeks. I'm not kidding -Original Message- From: Charlie Noah cwn...@comcast.net To: U2 Users List u2-users@listserver.u2ug.org Sent: Fri, Nov 2, 2012 6:07 am Subject: Re: [U2] Another job ad written by people who

Re: [U2] Another job ad written by people who have no clue

2012-11-02 Thread Charlie Noah
Left handed only, when I used to be right handed? On 11-02-2012 10:54 AM, Wjhonson wrote: Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing Took me from 42 wpm to 78 wpm in two weeks. I'm not kidding -Original Message- From: Charlie Noah cwn...@comcast.net To: U2 Users List

Re: [U2] How to create an entry in the Universe errlog file?

2012-11-02 Thread Wjhonson
You can kludge it. The errlog is used by a motley collection of snarky routines. Most of them are not going to be useful for what you want, and only God and his Dog know why this collection was selected while other routines were ignored. But you want something like tell me something is wrong and

[U2] 10.3 JDBC driver on W2K8 R2 x64

2012-11-02 Thread John Hester
Does anyone know if there are any issues using the 10.3 JDBC client drivers on Windows 2008 R2 x64 on the client end? We had no issues with installation, but are having some connectivity issues that may or may not be related. Thanks, John ___ U2-Users