Well, 
Reading it the first time, the blog seems funny, but when I think
again, I realize thats whats going on in most of the software
development companies. 

Anyway, a good post. Thanks Todd. 

Cheers
G.

--- In [email protected], Todd Biske
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> The latest posting from Jeff Schneider's (of MomentumSI) blog:
> 
> "I Hid the Turd"
> Dear Mr. CIO,
> I regret to inform you that I've been hiding a massive turd from you
and the
> business units for several years now. The turd is the "3-tiered silo
> application". The stench was horrid - I was forced to get some
industrial
> grade air fresheners that I called "EAI and ETL". I feel very bad about
> this, as does my staff. Although, there were several times where you
called
> us into meetings and we all had those 'shit-ass grins' on our face
and you
> thought we were making fun of you - good news - we weren't, we were
laughing
> about our hidden turd.
> 
> But I don't take all the blame. You remember when you asked us to do 12
> major initiatives and we told you that we didn't have the staff? Yea
- well,
> we didn't. So we cranked out as much as we could and patched the crap
> together with messaging. From an architectural perspective, it's a
freaking
> mess!! We've got data replication, batch transfers, multiple message
> formats, multiple transports, platforms, vendors - wow, I can't
believe you
> didn't fire us!!
> 
> The reason that we are 'coming clean' is because we believe we've
found an
> answer. It turns out that using simple protocols and a network
programming
> model that isn't vendor specific will allow us to build connected
systems.
> Also - we discovered this other wacky thing - this new model called SOA
> actually aligns to the needs of the business.
> 
> Now that we're being honest with each other, I feel it necessary to
inform
> you that this SOA thing... is right, but - it actually takes a bunch of
> planning and architecture. It's like -
ya-gotta-use-your-brain-kinda-stuff.
> And not to drop another bomb on you - but a bunch of these guys
around here
> are morons. Now, I know that you have deep pockets and short arms
and don't
> like to pay for real talent, but I think your screwed if you don't.
So, it's
> your call. 
> 
> In the meantime, the Turd guys, came up with this new turd-containment
> concept that they call an ESB. I don't know what it stands for but I
talked
> to some smart guys and they said that it was supposed to be SOA but the
> vendors missed their deadlines - so they just repackaged their old turds
> with some new SOA stuff. So, just beware - were probably going
forward with
> the turd-containment stuff and later we'll have to go with real SOA
stuff.
> Sorry for hitting you with all of this.
> 
> Sincerely,
> Your Entire Staff
> 
> 
> 
>
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