On Wed, Nov 5, 2008 at 5:28 AM, Sirtaj Singh Kang <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Hey who needs an alternate reality when this reality is crying out to be > augmented. As an often unwilling attendee at dozens of Punjabi weddings > each winter, what I want is a HUD that will allow me to speak to long-lost > relatives in the following manner: Sat Sri Akal, <relation prefix> > <relative name>, it's lovely to see you for the first time since <previous > wedding where this person was met>, I am so sorry on the passing of > <relative's deceased close relative>, and I heard about <salutory event>, > congratulations! How is <relative's close relative>? I don't see <him/her> > here, has <he/she> <milestone event> yet?
You forgot to add an option customized to those of us who meet younger relatives: You were <yea> high the last time we met. Thaths -- "Silly Indians. Our God made their God" -- Homer J. Simpson
