Wow....you are a smart man....stand up and let us applaud you!! Laurie --- Tim Harder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > In line. > > > On Friday, January 16, 2004, at 07:39 AM, Bethany > wrote: > > > > > > > 1) Why do men always grope themselves, especially > in public? > > If you think we do it a lot while in public you > should see how much we > do it when no one is looking. The answer is because > sometimes we > have to rearrange the equipment. > > > > 2) Why do you always speak to women's breasts? > > It is a way of evaluating a woman's femininity and > her possible > abilities as a mother. > It is not a conscious behavior... It can't be > helped. > > > > 3) What does it mean when men say, "I'm just not > ready for a > > relationship right now" or "I don't want a girl > friend?" > > I means that you are not the right one. > > > 4) Why do men find blond bimbos so attractive? > > Nature..... hormones.... Why do women find older, > well dressed, rich > guys attractive? > > > > 5) Why do men act like they own the remote > control? > > In some cases it is because they bought it. > > > And why can't you stay on a single channel longer > than 2 seconds. > > We haven't found the right station yet. > > > > 6) Why do you guys always assume it's "that time > of the month"? > > Because you are so crabby all the time. > > > > 7) Do you guys fake orgasms? > > NO. > > > > 8) Why do you name your nether regions? > > Because they sometimes appear to have a life of > their own. If you > treat it poorly > or ignore it .... it may let you down when most > needed. > > > > 9) Why can't men admit that other men are > attractive? > > Because that would mean that we might be a fag. > > > > 10) Why don't men stop to ask for directions? > > Because men always know where they are going. > > > > **Bonus** > > > > If you are married or in a committed relationship, > > what the single most annoying trait your wife or > SO has? > > Asking questions that will get you into trouble any > way that you answer. > > > And is it something you nag her about on a regular > > basis? > > Only fools pick a fight with a woman... silence is > golden. > > > > Tim > > _______________________________________________ > Sndbox mailing list > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > http://a8.mewebdns-a8.com/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net >
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