1) Why do men always grope themselves, especially in
public? [>>Charles<<] It's not groping, it's
rearranging. It happens most often when a particularly nice specimen of
the opposite sex walks buy.
2) Why do you always speak to women's breasts?[>>Charles<<] Hoping for an
invitation?
3) What does it mean when men say, "I'm just not
ready for a relationship right now" or "I don't want a girl friend?"[>>Charles<<] It means you don't measure up.
4) Why do men find blond bimbos so attractive?[>>Charles<<] I prefer red-headed
bimbos.
5) Why do men act like they own the remote
control?[>>Charles<<] Like Tim said....they bought
it!
And why can't you stay on a single channel longer than
2 seconds.[>>Charles<<] You might miss something on another
channel.
6) Why do you guys always assume it's "that time of the
month"?[>>Charles<<] Because that time lasts for 3 weeks,
it's easy to lose track.
7) Do you guys fake orgasms?[>>Charles<<] Sure, and we carry a tube of gel to
squeeze when we do it.
8) Why do you name your nether regions?[>>Charles<<] What's the problem? We name yours
too.
9) Why can't men admit that other men are
attractive?[>>Charles<<] Attractive means "attracted to",
aint no self respecting man going to admit to be attracted to another
guy. That's just gay.
10) Why don't men stop to ask for directions?[>>Charles<<] Men don't get
lost.
**Bonus**
If you are married or in a committed relationship,
what the single most annoying trait your wife or SO
has?
[>>Charles<<] Right....
And is it something you nag her about on a regular
basis?
[>>Charles<<] Right.....
