Subject: Subject: The honeymooners
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A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her
right away. She protested, "But we don't know anything about each
other."
He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go
along."
So she consented, and they were married and went on a honeymoon to a
very nice resort.
One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel,
climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer,
entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was
followed by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again
straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more
demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.
She said, "That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was
moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the
pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other
end of the pool. She did laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even
butterfly! After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she
climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
No," she said, "I was a hooker in Kentucky and I worked both sides of
the Ohio River.
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