Hello st,

Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 6:43:51 PM, you wrote:

> Okta Pranata S wrote:

>> contoh:
>> -COF-
>> [u...@localhost ~]$ whoami
>> user
>> [u...@localhost ~]$ pwd
>> /home/user
>> [u...@localhost ~]$ mkdir /opt/test
>> mkdir: cannot create directory `/opt/test': Permission denied
>> [u...@localhost ~]$ su
>> Password:
>> [r...@server okta]# whoami
>> root
>> [r...@localhost user]# mkdir /opt/test
>> [r...@localhost user]# ls -l /opt/
>> total 1
>> drwxr-xr-x   2 root      root         4096 2009-01-07 16:41 test
>> [r...@localhost user]#
>> -EOF-
>>

> Contoh lain

> % cat “food in cans”
> cat: can’t open food in cans

> % nice man woman
> No manual entry for woman.

> % “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence?
> Unmatched “.

> % Unmatched “.
> Unmatched “.

> % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
> Missing ].

> % ^How did the sex change operation go?^
> Modifier failed.

> % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
> Too many (’s.

> % make love
> Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

> % sleep with me
> bad character

> % got a light?
> No match.

> % man: why did you get a divorce?
> man:: Too many arguments.

> % !:say, what is saccharine?
> Bad substitute.

> % %blow
> %blow: No such job.

> % \(-
> (-: Command not found.

> $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
> no sense in pretending!

> $ drink matter
> matter: cannot create


HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
benar-benar ngakak aku bacanya
Nice joke :D


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