Fritz, you know you are next in line! Big smooches to you! Sheryl
On Wed, Jun 6, 2012 at 9:28 AM, Fritz Holt <fh...@townandcountryins.com>wrote: > And with an apparent happy ending, or is it a beginning?**** > > ** ** > > F**** > > ** ** > ------------------------------ > > *From:* mark.al...@l-3com.com [mailto:mark.al...@l-3com.com] > *Sent:* Wednesday, June 06, 2012 9:54 AM > *To:* bmorgan...@aol.com; texascavers@texascavers.com > > *Subject:* RE: [Texascavers] Dirty old men > **** > > ** ** > > Ahh, I love romantic stories! J**** > > ** ** > > ** ** > > Mark**** > > ** ** > > ** ** > > *From:* bmorgan...@aol.com [mailto:bmorgan...@aol.com] > *Sent:* Wednesday, June 06, 2012 8:56 AM > *To:* texascavers@texascavers.com > *Subject:* [Texascavers] Dirty old men**** > > ** ** > > Caver cunnie is the best! Let's face it Cave Chicks are hot, that is why I > go to cave gatherings. You think I do it for the caves? Yet another cold > dark hole in the ground? No, I prefer warm. I have porked more > different mud covered pud muffins due to chance encounters at the hot tub > than at any other venue or from any other demographic group. Discos just > don't work for me.**** > > **** > > As a case in point, after boffing various bimbos at various cave > gatherings I met my life partner, the estimable Dr. Ann, some twenty or so > years ago at the hot tub at the Old Timers. While recovering from a brutal > hangover I saw what I thought to be an unknown hot caver chick headed for > the tub so I set out in hot pursuit. I asked her name and she replied, > "Maybe you will remember when I take my clothes off". Unfortunately I > didn't and she was clearly hurt. Then suddenly I remembered, we had talked > for hours several days before while she was naked and I was clothed. Then I > tried out a standard line, "I only wanted to probe your mind". Despite > Ann's high IQ it worked like a charm and she swooned. I turned to a friend > and said, "This one's in the bag!"**** > > **** > > As for being a dirty old man and the improbability of actually scoring, I > would remind you that it is better to be a dirty old man than any of the > possible other alternatives. In my quiet moments I like to reflect upon > conquests past. If only I could remember why? Perhaps some day I will > achieve the status of my old caver friend Bill Berryhill who dearly loved > women but who outlived his ability to do anything about it. Nevertheless he > could still crawl and could still dream so nothing suited him better than > to go down a hands and knees crawl close behind a beauteous butt and sniff > the air for panties!**** > > **** > > Sleazeweazel**** > > **** > > **** >
